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Breaking News: Darjeeling and Sikkim seeking referendum to join Nepal. Nepal army sent to India borders
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March 17th, 2014

In an unprecedented move, Sikkim and Darjeeling held closed parliament session today in a referendum to join Nepal, the country from which they had been separated in 1815 AD according to the Sugauli Treaty which was signed on 2 December 1815 and ratified by 4 March 1816 between the East India Company and King of Nepal.

This was only days after a similar referendum shook the country of Ukraine when part of its territory Crimea decided to hold a referendum which showed over 95% of the Crimean population wanted to be part of Russia.

Hundreds of thousands of people from Sikkim and Darjeeling came to the streets demanding a referendum to join the Nepalese state.

There have been numerous attempt by nationalistic parties to address the Sugauli Treaty because of forced usurping of national territory by the British, which should have been given back to Nepal once the British left India.

There is still lot of ill feelings towards India for not giving back these territories to Nepal which rightfully belonged to Nepal. After today's referendum it is very clear that the people have spoken.

In response to this, Nepalese Prime Minister Koirala has moved 5 divisions of Nepalese Armed force in the border between India and Nepal. The situation remains in a heightened state as both EU and the United States are busy tring to get Russia to kneel down to their wishes.

In a message to PM Koirala, the President of Russia, Vladimir Putin has expressed his full support to Nepal to annex it's rightful land and people back in its map.

Reporting Live from Darjeeling.





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Vivant
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Hilarious! As they say, laugh at yourself first - before anyone else can :)
magorkhe1
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अब हाम्रा तराइ बासि को भारतमा प्रबेस गर्छौ भन्ने पालो होला ?
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Rest was expected. But I almost lost my sh** with this sentence, " In response to this, Nepalese Prime Minister Koirala has moved 5 divisions of Nepalese Armed force in the border between India and Nepal."
Bhaktey
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lol sajha onion kinda expected this from you ....right on the money for the context !!!
mikel
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I was like WTF and than I saw Russia support written somewhere. Nice 1.
Piyush Thapa
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@ma gorkhe ma tarai ma basne nepali hu ghar mero dharan tara jun tarai basi le india ma prabes garxau vanne kura aayo yesma ma ke vanna chahanxu vane sathi nepali lai agadi lane ho vane na tarai na pahad na himal sabai milera agadi lanu parxa....
Power_Ranger
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This just in. Breaking news.

Terai people of Nepal seeking referendum to join motherland India.
sajha onion
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This just in hot off the press!!

India has vowed to retaliate against Nepalese insurgency in Sikkim and Darjeeling, and sent troops to the border in a stand off with the Nepalese army. They have threatened the use of the deadly AGNI missiles which have been rusted and refurbished since it has never been used.

In response, Nepal has unveiled the deadliest HAGNI missile with close range targetting and activation capabilities. The Nepal army has sent a press release showing the deadly properties of the HAGNI missile.
  • Possible mobile emissions
  • Shooting orifice natural leather
  • Malleable projectiles
  • Directly affects the nerves of enemy combatants by affecting the olfactory nerves
  • Each soldier can carry one HAGNI missile which is weighless to carry as it merges with the soldiers body which is the most modern warfare technology ever witnessed by mankind.
  • The blue print of the device has been made available exclusively to the sajha onion below


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Kiddo
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Agni-Hagni: Took that right off the Kamana-Gaijatra, didn't you?
sajha onion
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Sorry to know that it had been used before. I thought it was an original. I suppose it's fair to say that someone somewhere probably had the same bright idea before.


Kiddo
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Ofcourse. Funny thing is your image matches the image in that magazine. I think it was Chandrashekhar ignitiing Agni Missile that is shown as going up, on the next block, you see Marich Man taking a potting which is going down exactly the same way as in your image. Maybe you had seen it and forgotten and was in your subconscious?
Kiddo
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potting=potty
sajha_guru
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Ha... Always a delight to read you. Perfect piece with a tinge of truth, a tinge of sarcasm and a splash of humor.
nepalilaure
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it used to be super hilarious to read "kamana-Gaijatra anka". hahahaha
sajha onion
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Sajha guru "Perfect piece with a tinge of truth, a tinge of sarcasm and a splash of humor. " That's a biggest compliment if I ever heard one. I stand humbled.

Come to think of it, there is a tinge of truth in there somewhere.

Let's say you are living in your house and a bad guy comes in and takes over your house and starts bullying everyone in your house and starts to rule over it. He is a thief and robber by nature so he goes outside the house and starts to bully the neighbors too. He robs the neighbors of their cars and brings it to your house and parks it there and uses them like it belongs to him. After everyone in the house has had enough, you are able to throw him out of the house and leave peacefully.

But,.... if you choose to keep the cars that the bad guy had robbed others for, then it only makes you a sly cheap dirty fox, keeping the spoils of a rotten deal yet trying to appear to the world as the hero who was able to get rid of the bad guy.

India is riding the stolen cars Darjeeling and Sikkim. The bad guy had stolen the car along with the passengers. The robber has been banished but the cars and passengers are still held by the unethical opportunistic owner now.

We the poor neighbors... tsk.
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