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   Sajhako Dabali Thread inspired me to ini 08-Nov-02 HahooGuru
     Hahoo guru puna swagat chha sajha ma... 08-Nov-02 ??!
       Kura bujhe. Bujhe ko pahile pani ho. K g 08-Nov-02 HahooGuru
         La guru, maile padhna sakina mathiko kur 08-Nov-02 ??!
           Ghara lagera padha. tyo pani sakdainou b 08-Nov-02 HahooGuru
             Yo kura chahi chitta bujhyo.. chhoto mee 08-Nov-02 ??!
               Profile on Hahoo - Guru --------------- 08-Nov-02 jira
                 Hey jira Dai!! hancla aahile ghuma 08-Nov-02 DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS)
                   JIradai, tyo guru ko photo dekhera ba 08-Nov-02 Deep
                     oie Deep dai! kasley bhanyo guruji bibah 08-Nov-02 jira
                       Sometimes, worries a lot about his celib 08-Nov-02 DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS)
                         Who can best guess on physical and life 08-Nov-02 HahooGuru
                           Here is another profile on Deep! ------ 08-Nov-02 jira
                             Hmm! Interesting way of finding about F 08-Nov-02 Logical Sense
                               Barsa chautis ko gahu goro barna bhayeko 08-Nov-02 deep
                                 yeta shuru garna lagyo pheri Jirale ..ka 08-Nov-02 DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS)
                                   LS, I want to see their pictures. ki 09-Nov-02 HahooGuru
                                     Jira, really! I just could not stop lau 09-Nov-02 NK
                                       Logical Sense! Got everything right, ex 09-Nov-02 DWI
It just cannot be. Sabka sab laayak, ha 09-Nov-02 NK
   Deep! khai alikata milena jasto cha hai 09-Nov-02 jira
     Hahoo guru ji Welcome back hajur! 09-Nov-02 SITARA
       L.S. Ruck and Deepti Naval??? keep guess 09-Nov-02 ruck
         Haray Logical Sense jyu: "Junkie: Tal 09-Nov-02 Junkie
           dhaat bhane nee yo bhoosgol dimag ...... 09-Nov-02 Junkie
             As a great Kabi, NK has different perspe 09-Nov-02 HahooGuru
               Biswo ji, you must be laughing by re 09-Nov-02 HahooGuru
                 Ruck.... You have made everyone beaut 09-Nov-02 SITARA
                   Ruck, You must be a fairly fat guy, 5 09-Nov-02 HahooGuru
                     Ruck, you must be a heavy "chain" smo 09-Nov-02 HahooGuru
                       Hahoo Guru....sama! ye hajur! you made 09-Nov-02 SITARA
                         Sitara informed me that I missed the 09-Nov-02 HahooGuru
                           Guruji... tapaile diyeko description ruc 09-Nov-02 ??!
                             profile on some of the sajhabasis: note 09-Nov-02 krishna
                               Let me guess on Sitara!!!!!!!!! (I am tr 09-Nov-02 HahooGuru
                                 HG Sama! Well, you could knock me wit 09-Nov-02 SITARA
                                   Hahoo Guru ji........ Kasto kasto kind 09-Nov-02 SITARA
                                     hyaa..ke naatak garira bhanya sabaile..k 09-Nov-02 nuts
                                       kirshna ji... Chauri gai rang ko???? 09-Nov-02 SITARA
Krishna jee ...... Manay Pravu ..... ash 10-Nov-02 Junkie
   Hahoo GuruJi pani...Japan ma basera, kum 10-Nov-02 NP
     Sitara writes: So kind and flattering 10-Nov-02 HahooGuru
       Nuts, why did you select Biswo ji ? i 10-Nov-02 HahooGuru
         Oops, I for some inexplicable reason mis 10-Nov-02 Biswo
           Biswo ji writes: Guruji, haina hajur 10-Nov-02 HahooGuru
             Hahoo Sama...... kunechiwa! Tyahi 10-Nov-02 SITARA
               Enjoyed this thread. Have been a huge Sh 10-Nov-02 SimpleGal
                 Aja ko Profile on SimpeGal ------------ 10-Nov-02 jira
                   Except one nice guy, no one ever tried t 10-Nov-02 HahooGuru
                     Jiraji, nice try! Bravo! ;) Naak chai 10-Nov-02 SimpleGal
                       Jira ji good job. Aani simpleGal kast 10-Nov-02 lonely
                         Jira Ji...LOL!!! Aba...malai pani ali t 10-Nov-02 Rusty
                           MANCHEHARU HARAYEKO SUCHANA Hahooguru: 10-Nov-02 krishna
                             Rusty jyu, haha....good one! weight cha 10-Nov-02 SimpleGal
                               Simple Gal... Here is one I can help 10-Nov-02 SITARA
                                 Afno tah bhagya nai break bhayo ..... 10-Nov-02 Junkie
                                   Mero bichar ma!! HahooGurujyu: Dhoti 10-Nov-02 KaLaNkIsThAn
                                     Junkie, Hasayeu ni timile....uff...pett 10-Nov-02 SimpleGal
                                       Clownism re? you mean Clown jasto? Like 10-Nov-02 KaLaNkIsThAn
Kalanki ji!!!!!!!!!! kya banana repub 10-Nov-02 SITARA
   Kalanki ji: "Tall, Gahoon goru, hands 10-Nov-02 SITARA
     Sitara Jyu, Khoi khoi haami ni herum ta 10-Nov-02 KaLaNkIsThAn
       Sitara jyu ko mukh ma kaaltori ko saag, 10-Nov-02 KaLaNkIsThAn
         Kalanki ji... Beautiful packaging ni! 10-Nov-02 SITARA
           Tyatro small package ma haddai rakhe eut 10-Nov-02 KaLaNkIsThAn
             oh.pani tyanki....krishnaji bata krishne 10-Nov-02 krishna
               aaapuuui, dar laagyo, tyattika baan ko 10-Nov-02 KaLaNkIsThAn
                 hunchha ni....bhagwan ko nam common nabh 10-Nov-02 krishna
                   Sitara ji, fasaulai hai tyo tanky mun 10-Nov-02 HahooGuru
                     Krishna jee: Right on the yespot save fo 10-Nov-02 Junkie
                       Krishan ke ho yasto mero biruddha parcha 11-Nov-02 HahooGuru
                         HahooGuru kasto manche check it out at 11-Nov-02 HahooGuru
                           Samba Dance were his original photograph 11-Nov-02 HahooGuru
                             Hahoo Sama, Tyahi ta, I am so afraid 11-Nov-02 SITARA
                               Hahoo Sensei ko Profile ta malai ek man 11-Nov-02 SITARA
                                 KALANKI...handsome ta handsome, tara jaa 11-Nov-02 Poonte
                                   What the heck's goin on with all these i 11-Nov-02 Dilasha
                                     Dilasha, yasta posting le research h 11-Nov-02 HahooGuru
                                       Sitara Sama kaki masita: Ki kaso? Hah 11-Nov-02 HahooGuru
Hahoo sensei, anatawa tottemo baka desu. 11-Nov-02 Dilasha
   anatawa tottemo baka desu.... goli ma 11-Nov-02 HahooGuru
     Hahoo sensei, Can I help you on your 11-Nov-02 SITARA
       Aight time for me to share my insights, 11-Nov-02 slipknot
         Sitara: Tyo ratho kitaab ma hath rakhiba 12-Nov-02 HahooGuru
           "ek phoola thoonga maya ley malai yeso d 12-Nov-02 kalankisthan
             Hahoo ji Tennis khelne rahara, chaina 12-Nov-02 SITARA
               Kalanki ji Ashu ji ko ta kurai nagarn 12-Nov-02 SITARA
                 Slipknot! Aiiya baba...you hasaunayed m 12-Nov-02 SimpleGal
                   Slip Knot ji ummmm ummmmm ummmmmmmmm! 12-Nov-02 SITARA
                     LAU QUOTATIONS NAI HARAYECHA!!! Slipk 12-Nov-02 SITARA
                       Why am I always a latecomer to the most 12-Nov-02 paramendra
                         Paramendra ji... hehe! I always suspe 12-Nov-02 SITARA
                           Sitara, your words, not mine. To each hi 12-Nov-02 paramendra
                             "To Each His Own" To Leech His Own!! 12-Nov-02 SITARA
                               Kya ho...hahooguru jyu...testari padkina 12-Nov-02 krishna
                                 "sitara.paschim lai chodera paramendra t 12-Nov-02 Zero_creativity
                                   tehi ta ma bhanchu ni zero creativity... 12-Nov-02 krishna
                                     "....sitara mero, sitara mero, sitara me 12-Nov-02 SITARA
                                       Sitara: Warning: Good morning in jap 12-Nov-02 HahooGuru
Krishna ji Kahile kahile rishaye jas 12-Nov-02 HahooGuru
   "Tadha bata Sri devi, najik bata Mangala 12-Nov-02 Dilasha
     Did everyone hear, I am the Jackie Chan 12-Nov-02 HahooGuru
       Hahoo Sama: Dalai Lama....or Laughing Bu 12-Nov-02 SITARA
         "...if only you weren't suffering from t 12-Nov-02 paramendra
           Sitara: "I always suspected Slipknot was 12-Nov-02 paramendra
             I think this URL belongs to someone who 13-Nov-02 Arnico
               Dear Arnico, I (I mean GP) am back to 13-Nov-02 GP
                 Wow, the amazon.co.jp url I posted earli 13-Nov-02 GP
                   Hi GP, welcome back :) Your URL had b 13-Nov-02 Arnico
                     Sitarajyu, Krishna ko akha ta sadhai sit 13-Nov-02 krishna
                       Dilasha, Who's Jimmy Fallon? I hope h 13-Nov-02 Poonte
                         Lemme join the bandwagon re kya ajha beg 13-Nov-02 SimpleGal
                           Dilasha ... Hmmmmm, Some others told 13-Nov-02 SITARA
                             Dilasha, If it was before I got marr 13-Nov-02 HahooGuru
                               Hahoo Guru ji Goodmorning from US! 13-Nov-02 SITARA
                                 Hey gurujyu!! tyo hajurko pani Purse 13-Nov-02 DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS)
                                   Dilasha jyu, Dhanyabaad dhanyaabaad Mala 13-Nov-02 KaLaNkIsThAn
                                     Krishna ji Sita ra ko man ta Vishnu k 13-Nov-02 SITARA
                                       By the way, SIMPLE GIRL Jyu, that was 13-Nov-02 KaLaNkIsThAn
Koi le Jimmy Fallon re, koi le Fox re... 13-Nov-02 Poonte
   DR. Dimple Gal!! Milena ..milena..Mi 13-Nov-02 DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS)
     DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) : San is great for 13-Nov-02 HahooGuru
       man ma aasha awaz ma prashna sochaima u 13-Nov-02 Deep
         Guru jyu ko upadesh siropar!! gurubar!! 13-Nov-02 DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS)
           Paramendra: How did you know about 'Shah 13-Nov-02 slipknot
             Sita ko ankha ta sadhai Vishnu tirai ho 13-Nov-02 krishna
               Krishna ji, Sita ko aankha ra Ram ma ho, 13-Nov-02 slipknot
                 Ram Vishnu Krishna.......eutai avataaar 13-Nov-02 krishna
                   Me on bandwagon, (contd.) Poonte: Sho 13-Nov-02 SimpleGal
                     Including me, many of us are now turning 13-Nov-02 HahooGuru
                       correction: "they feel vacated " lai 13-Nov-02 HahooGuru
                         Hahoo Guruji, Your analogy of PK is p 13-Nov-02 SITARA
                           you go girl!! Sitara!! i have said somew 13-Nov-02 DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS)
                             SimpleGal: Wow, you're very articulat 13-Nov-02 Protean
                               Simplegal, oh how sweet of you to imagin 13-Nov-02 najar
                                 simplegal, are you a jyotish kya ho???? 13-Nov-02 krishna
                                   hahooguru, what women want bhanne thaha 13-Nov-02 HahooGuru
                                     heri sakyo hahoogurujyu.....2-3 choti na 13-Nov-02 krishna
                                       Slipknot ji; Sitara'm! Sitara'm! Sita 14-Nov-02 SITARA
Dumbasse ji... Hajur ko shubda haroo 14-Nov-02 SITARA
   Aba look na sook ni ..Khurukka email le 14-Nov-02 DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS)
     Why doesn't everybody post his/her pics? 14-Nov-02 Rusty
       Krishaji: Another one with a gentle soul 14-Nov-02 SITARA
         Kalanki: wit and humor personified! He t 14-Nov-02 SITARA
           Sitara!! hajurlai dance pani aaucha.... 14-Nov-02 DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS)
             Rusty bro!! tyo website ma ta PORN pics 14-Nov-02 DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS)
               Sitara, do you know in any program who c 14-Nov-02 HahooGuru
                 Rusty ji.... Thumbs up! Sunny side up 14-Nov-02 SITARA
                   And I will enter the hall with my Enligh 14-Nov-02 SITARA
                     Sitara: Do you like my Electric Bloooooo 14-Nov-02 HahooGuru
                       Audrey Hepburn re Protean le? Testi ramr 14-Nov-02 SimpleGal
                         Electric Kotatsu (japanese table that ha 14-Nov-02 HahooGuru
                           Sitara jyu ..... you made everyone beaut 14-Nov-02 Junkie
                             Oh! I am sorry! Tyo heating "conventiona 14-Nov-02 HahooGuru
                               LAU!!!!!!! Guru ji..... Electric i 14-Nov-02 SITARA
                                 Junki ji... I have "seen" you when yo 14-Nov-02 SITARA
                                   Gosh!!!!! 14-Nov-02 Rusty
                                     The rate of postings this thread is 20 p 14-Nov-02 Rusty
                                       Sitara, excellent illustration-- short, 14-Nov-02 najar
Sitarta Jyu, I will be waiting for the 14-Nov-02 Rusty
   Najar, there is a big but behind my tra 14-Nov-02 Rusty
     oh no! Rusty you have a beeeeeeeeg but 14-Nov-02 SITARA
       Rusty...me, gleefully off today! In a g 14-Nov-02 SITARA
         Hehe he SItara!! aba ke hasauna lageko? 14-Nov-02 DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS)
           Dumbasse ji... Hajur ko ashirbad dher 14-Nov-02 SITARA
             Buwa, buwa where art thou? Aaja mero 14-Nov-02 Junkie
               Junkie...welcome back...khushi laagyo ha 14-Nov-02 najar
                 Saab tyo Jira jee ko kamaal ho Najar jyu 14-Nov-02 Junkie
                   K ho Najar ji, Khali junkie lai matra h 14-Nov-02 Rusty
                     Sitara, Only in cyber:( 14-Nov-02 Rusty
                       Rusty monsieur, J'ai vous regarder pen 14-Nov-02 najar
                         J'ai vous regarder pendant plus d'une an 14-Nov-02 DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS)
                           Najar, Je pense que vous m'avez regardé 14-Nov-02 Rusty
                             Het teri Simple Gal: Jhaan Hepburn ja 14-Nov-02 protean
                               Protean hajur.... A placid pond...tha 14-Nov-02 SITARA
                                 Sitaraji: Placid re? Tyo huna ta ali 14-Nov-02 protean
                                   Protean ji, although pond by itself is l 14-Nov-02 slipknot
                                     La la Protean ji... You are a waterfa 14-Nov-02 SITARA
                                       Slipknotji: Yesto infinity tira jaane H 14-Nov-02 protean
Should have been: yo Chaos le garda m 14-Nov-02 protean
   orede=order 14-Nov-02 protean
     Slipknot, That's a beautiful stanza yo 14-Nov-02 SimpleGal
       Yes hajur Slipknot ji.... Someone sen 14-Nov-02 SITARA
         More illustrations: Deep: The passion 14-Nov-02 SITARA
           The study of Physics leads to delectable 14-Nov-02 czar
             Sitara Ji: Aba Pugya jasto cha dose a 15-Nov-02 protean
               Protean, Do I hear research? Do let me 15-Nov-02 SimpleGal
                 Yo ke ho "re kya ajha last ma" sappai l 15-Nov-02 KaLaNkIsThAn
                   Jagaram ko kura garda... Yes, Sajha a 15-Nov-02 Poonte
                     hahha cold turkey jau Poonte It hurts 15-Nov-02 Suna
                       Poonts, Hey, so you are a bidhyarthi??? 15-Nov-02 SimpleGal
                         Kalankisthanjyu, Wah wah wah wah.....hm 15-Nov-02 SimpleGal
                           Working professional re??? Tyo pani IT, 15-Nov-02 Poonte
                             Protean ji I meant to thank your for 15-Nov-02 SITARA
                               Ma ta saano maanchhe(?!!) poontu le sara 15-Nov-02 najar
                                 sitara, how do you do? its funny i hav 15-Nov-02 najar
                                   czar: He who has a degree (knowledge) 15-Nov-02 SITARA
                                     Simple Gal "hajur" They say mimicry i 15-Nov-02 SITARA
                                       Najar... Iyengar yoga absolutely! :) 15-Nov-02 SITARA
Sitara...oooooh, how did the meeting go? 15-Nov-02 najar
   Najar ji.... What can I say?... A gen 15-Nov-02 SITARA
     Sitara hajur!! darshan!! "A gentleman 15-Nov-02 DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS)
       SimpleJyu; Ye aapne kya kiya, dil le ke 15-Nov-02 kalankisthan
         Sitara :] Dhumba, la hai aapat parena 15-Nov-02 najar
           Dumbasse ji Darshan hajur! The lad 15-Nov-02 SITARA
             Kalanki ji; You surely are da "MY PO 15-Nov-02 SITARA
               ma ta yehi computerle tauka ma haner mar 15-Nov-02 DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS)
                 K-jyu, Aap ne humey is kadar baethadi 15-Nov-02 SimpleGal
                   zamane ko dikhane mein daud k wapas aung 15-Nov-02 krishna
                     SimpleGal: Mero life long [& full tim 15-Nov-02 protean
                       SitaraJi: Thanks for giving me the ti 15-Nov-02 protean
                         Ke Ho Protean dai, hijo aaja nikkai cha 15-Nov-02 ruck
                           Zen tara jiu, The queen of humor callin 15-Nov-02 NK
                             NK Eyes wide closed ni! :) What c 15-Nov-02 SITARA
                               ;) 15-Nov-02 NK
                                 Khair, simple jyu lai kina tadpaun? Haju 15-Nov-02 Poonte
                                   Poonteji, Hmm..PhD in NYC??? You took m 15-Nov-02 SimpleGal
                                     malai ta madal ra sarangi ko taal ma jhy 15-Nov-02 Poonte
                                       I am surprised why no one tried to expla 15-Nov-02 HahooGuru
sitara:-hissi pareki, ramri, kura garna 15-Nov-02 krishna
   Krishna, You couldn't hit the side of 16-Nov-02 czar
     SitaraJYU, :P to you too!! hehe Simp 16-Nov-02 KaLaNkIsThAn
       Sabai daaktar sabai daaktar sajhapure ha 16-Nov-02 najar
         What do you mean "good cook?" I am a *g 16-Nov-02 NK
           NK jyu; Usss usss usss... kaltori ko 16-Nov-02 KaLaNkIsThAn
             Czar Hitting the side of a barn, rid 16-Nov-02 SITARA
               Krishna me: homely huh? :) "Not att 16-Nov-02 Suna
                 Kalanki bro..timro humor ko jawab chhain 16-Nov-02 Soleil
                   NK: What do you mean "good cook?" I am a 16-Nov-02 HahooGuru
                     GuruDev, Bhutukkai paari halnu bho&#8 16-Nov-02 Nepe
                       Nepe jyu..bhayena hai..hajuur le bhuttuk 16-Nov-02 Soleil
                         HahooGuruji, You make an EXCELLENT obse 16-Nov-02 SimpleGal
                           On Sitara: “Her slim and misty 16-Nov-02 czar
                             Soleil bro, la mero lampaskar namaskar r 16-Nov-02 Nepe
                               There's mud slingers about that need sca 16-Nov-02 czar
                                 Ride side saddle ? Not on yer nelly ! Th 16-Nov-02 czar
                                   SimpleGal and Nepe jyu-haru, Yes, I t 16-Nov-02 HahooGuru
                                     Oho baba yo thread ta hanuman ko pucchar 16-Nov-02 Biruwa
                                       Paramendra, kata harayo linkin park tira 16-Nov-02 slipknot
Nepejyu, "krishna:desperate" re.... de 16-Nov-02 krishna
   czar, I am going to get that ceegar of 16-Nov-02 krishna
     Nepe Kaamrade, I think it is the other w 16-Nov-02 Paschim
       Nepe, You wrote "M.P.: I think I have 17-Nov-02 M.P.
         czar hajur, What can I say? When word 17-Nov-02 SITARA
           Biruwa ji We (you and I) were partner 17-Nov-02 SITARA
             SLIPKNOT: Age: As old as he wants to 17-Nov-02 SITARA
               Kalanki: Hasauchha hehe >> lau lau lau N 17-Nov-02 KaLaNkIsThAn
                 Sitara, Hasaunu bho tapainle in your il 17-Nov-02 SimpleGal
                   Krishna, Maybe I ought to treat you to 17-Nov-02 czar
                     ok Sitara ji bhannus bhannus :-) tara 17-Nov-02 Biruwa
                       Biruwa, You wrote: "Good news is M.P sa 17-Nov-02 M.P.
                         Czar, Isn't Christmas too far?? How abo 17-Nov-02 krishna
                           Valentines day kahile ha, valentines day 17-Nov-02 kalankisthan
                             M.P. ji.. TNS= The Naughty Sitara re? 17-Nov-02 SITARA
                               Paschim, What does that "G." stands f 17-Nov-02 HahooGuru
                                 It is very disappointing that this threa 17-Nov-02 HahooGuru
                                   Profile of Manyawar Hahooguru: 1. You 17-Nov-02 khai_k_Vanu
                                     Khai-k-bhanu, 8. You love to play taa 17-Nov-02 HahooGuru
                                       Gurudev, what happened to your logo-- 17-Nov-02 najar
Najar, Some peoples said that "do you 18-Nov-02 HahooGuru
   Khai-k-bhanu, Except number 8 and 9 18-Nov-02 HahooGuru
     Any Sajhaities, if you are one of these 18-Nov-02 HahooGuru
       hahooo jyu; Do you HAHOO?? hahaha...!! 18-Nov-02 KaLaNkIsThAn
         HG-ji, I don't know the two individuals 18-Nov-02 Arnico
           Arnico ji, I am not sure whether I tw 18-Nov-02 HahooGuru
             Hamro Isolated Freak, now and before : T 24-Nov-02 HahooGuru


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HahooGuru Posted on 08-Nov-02 08:11 AM

Sajhako Dabali Thread inspired me to initiate this thread. As you might know in crime investigation section at police department have a section where a few artists are there . Who can sketch a person based on the fading memory of eye witness.

I want peoples to guess what a person would look like in real world by looking and reading at his postings. In his postings, s/he mostly explained/ added their own life styles, work place, and their preferences. Can you guess the fellow Sajhaities just based on their postings and names.

What I guess on Paschim, you probably want to know.

1. A soft spoken guy.
2. Kuina ra wrist ko talla patti thela gayeko.
3. Na moto na patalo (55kg-60kg range).
4. Ali aglo (5 feet 7-8 inches aglo)
5. Kapal Bhuwan KC style bhako.
6. goro bhanda darkness badhi (RGB scale : olive color)
7. Haath euta na euta kitab bhairahane.
8. T-shirt bhanda Formal shirt lagaun man paraune
9. Signature thyakka size bhanda alikati sano garne. I mean given space ma twakka fit hune (80 to 90%). Full length signature garne. e.g. if the full name is Gorkhali Paschim, then, some people like GP, some like G. Paschim, some like Paschim, but, he usually signs Gorkhali Paschim. (Reason is my trade secret. Well, once I explained behavior of a few friends of mine, a friend did not like me to give his signature in the form. He said he don't want to be judged by signature. He was scared of my severe and very accurate judgements. I am not jnoking.). Paschim in real life likes full length signature.

10. Girls and woman around him always like and dream of having him as their dream guy, but, don't think of getting married with him. (Reason: they feel they don't suit his personality. but, keep on talking Paschim le kasto KT sanga bihe garne hola hai. They finally conclude that, yasto manche khasai bhanne ho bhane last ma ek dam naramri KT ko fanda ma parcha (mantri santri ka naramri chhori bihe garcha), ki ekdam ramri sanga bihe huncha. ....). Yo manche ko ghati salakka pareko, lamo ghati. Ankhi bhou thulo, ankha gadheko, naak chuchhe, ankha kaalo. Daat chai ramro ta ramrai ho tara sarlakka pareko chai hoina, cinema ko hero haru ko jasto satta chai hoina, tara pani not bad.

12. Yo manche ek din pakkai finance minister hunchha. Tyasaile yo manche ko nidar (height) thulo hunu parcha.
??! Posted on 08-Nov-02 08:30 AM

Hahoo guru puna swagat chha sajha ma... dherai samaya haraunu bhayo... der aaya durust aaya....

Achel khai ke bha'ko chha kunni... lamo lamo thread dekhyo ki aanka dukchha... kasaiko lamo thread padhna sakya'chhaina... Guruko thread padhna man lagchha.... tara lamo bhayo bhane te testai ho... guru... ma jasta aru pani chhan re... khyal gari dinu hola....

Yo request lamo lamo lekhne sabai lai ho... gurulai matra target garya' hoina.... hahooguruko thread sabaile ek choti pakkai herlan bhanera yetai lekhdya' maile...
HahooGuru Posted on 08-Nov-02 09:23 AM

Kura bujhe. Bujhe ko pahile pani ho. K garne Airline le 20kg baggage limit dida ta cabin bag banayera extra 20kg lyaunu paryo yaar. Aba hera na tyo Korea just 60km par ma chha, japan ma paune kitab chai tyaha 1/10th rahecha, aba excess baggage tirou tyo
kitab ko mulya feri japanese market price, natiraou yaha kinna nasakne, louja bhanera 20kg cabin bag banayera 20 kg kitab lyaidiye maile.

Euta kitab ko mulya ma 10kitab.
bhane jastai lekhna ta "light travel" bhane jastai garna man ta lagcha, tara "light travel ta busyness class ma travel garne ko lagi matrai ho rahecha", hami economy class ka citizen lai "light travel -dicounted ticket- ma namilne", na suhaune ... Ke.

Nepal ka business class ka writer harule ta twakka twakka lekhna sakchan, afu paryo economy class "oohi public school -knowledge- lai -ko no lej- bhaner padheko bhutrako aaune chhoto mitho lekhna.

20kg bhanne taha bhaye pani 40kg thoke jasthai ho hai bro double question mark. Timi pani ta euta question mark le pugne thau ma dui dui wota kina ni question mark? Aru lai chhoto bhanne afu chai double garne. Tyastai ho bro. Narishau la.

Ma ta sab lai timi lekha bhanchu. Heee, economy class ma pani keko tapai sapai ko protocol chahiyo bhanya. jindagi gujarne ho sajilo sanga thermodynamics ko 2nd law use garyo bhane bhai helyo ni: highest entropy hunda everything has same darja re kya. Business class ma travel garne lai abasya pani economy class ma travel garne dekhera chinta lagdo ho.

K garne biz. class walla haru Platanium Color ko American Express card use garchan, hami paryou tyo limited thickness ko Travellors cheque bokne walla. Sab cheeze bhari ma halera hidnu parne ani kahako 20kg le bhyauchha ta ni. Louja baggage check in le na bhyaye cabin carry gari diula. ......................

(Mero first posting chai checked in baggage ho, yo 2nd posting chai chha ni optional cabin baggage ho.). Ma ta ke bhanchu bhane lekhne le kati lekhcha bhanera chinta garnu bhanda, padhne le kati padhne bhani ghati herera haad nilda ramro hola. This should be your strategy when you want to deal with peoples who are travelling in discounted non-transferrable, non-refundable limited economy class ticket. I am one
of them.

As long as San (the station master of the Sajha.com Cyberways does not bring limit on baggage wt. "bytes", no one can stop me, as long as I don't feel its not enough from my perspective. .... Kasto lagyo yaar, mero gundruke style ko travelling strategy.

Ek jana fellow gurulai sodhe maile, tapai ta business class ko manche kaha yo economy class ma, ma ta achhamma pare ni ho. uhale bhanu bho, economy class ma ekdam freedom chha, kaha tyo business class herda ma farakilo, thulo ho, tyaha protocol milauna garoh chha yo anikal ko belama.

Tyaha ta mileage puryayo ani grade up garera once in blue moon basne matra ho, business class ko swad matra line ho. Thaha ta paunai paryo ni. Ek choti ta ek jana guru ta rishye ni ho malai pani tyahi biz. class ma pauda. Airline agent le yaso herera malai economy class ma dherai bho bhanera, biz. class khali bho bhanera grade up garidiyo, ani ta ti guru ji ta rishayera barbad.

Tyasaile doubel question mark brother, let me be here in economy class (I hope you have seen Titanic movie: life in biz. class and economy class), so that none of the guys in biz. class complain from next time that HG pani biz. class ma.................. I want to make economy class as biz. class that acomodates all peoples............ But, don't misunderstand me "as Nepal M???st", who want to dismantle everything and make all as "hell class citizen" very very equal.

I want to bring all in biz. class to economy class by voluntary, and we can make a new world class "Sajha class"............... Lekhda lekhdai ke ke lekhe chhu. Afu sanga na farkane time nai chha ani bani pani chhaina, na resource nai.... Tyasaile ta HG hun ma. man lage jati padhyo aru iti sri bhanera note book PC banda gare huncha. Bye bye. Tata.
??! Posted on 08-Nov-02 11:00 AM

La guru, maile padhna sakina mathiko kura....
HahooGuru Posted on 08-Nov-02 11:55 AM

Ghara lagera padha. tyo pani sakdainou bhane napadha.

Wait, gara JP High school ka oohi sir RP Sharma ko short cut guide aauchha ki bhanera.
Tyo aye bhagya mani bhayou. natra k garam maile. Ma ta Nepal sarkar ko Ministry of Education ko Guru hoina, sab pilaune. Aba ta hamile chahine bhanda badhi graduate nikalchou, tyasaile kati padhne kati napadhne bhanne chela haruko haat ma nai chha. jasale dherai padcha u market ma badhi layek huncha, as long as you don't personal influence at the market. Everything is just optional and free. Ma ta age anusar class up hune kura ko samarthan garchu, kosale kati janyo bhanera hoina. Yo sab exam sexam goli mara, yadi hamile tax payer ko money use garchou bhane kina kasailai dui barsha samma eutai kura padhaune. As long as we use Tax payers money, we should give only one opportunity in every class, and he goes 12years to school, just say good bye. We should UG courses, that admits peoples from Nepali citizens why should we care much who comes from where, we should have quota i.e. number of admissions in every public univ. campuses, those who can write better in entrance exam (not those who know more: who know more is not equal to who can explain more)........

Ma ta hera babu, yo certified education hoina, let everything be open. Who knows more is less important than who can sell his idea more but not necessarily knows more. As in Nepal we say, "bolne ko pitho bikcha nabolne ko khir pani bikdaina". Dherai padhera matra hunna, padheko kura lai tyo sinke joke ma jastai alikati dimag ma puryaunu paryo, arko part lai mukh pa puryaunu paryo ani nachahine bhag lai nileyra achi bata falnu paryo.
??! Posted on 08-Nov-02 12:07 PM

Yo kura chahi chitta bujhyo.. chhoto meetho raichha guru... dhanyabad
jira Posted on 08-Nov-02 12:14 PM

Profile on Hahoo - Guru
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Is has been almost three years that his baldness is gone worse but likes to keep the Kaiinyo handy anywhere he goes.

Ucchai pannch chaar - paanch -paanch.
Moto moto I mean bhundee ali badhi moto compared to other body parts. Shirt ko chawutho (4th) taank lawuna birsyo bhaney kalo rawun nai rawun bhayeko gahiiro naito paraai bata dekhiney. Looks cute though :-)

It has not been that many years since he started driniking occasionally. Likes to boast though, " bujhno bho! ma ta pailey dekhi nai namee khaney ni".

Bhundee lay garda kineko 2 maina mai BELT nagbeli paurney, paiint khasi rahuney..tyo pani bhundee lay nai garda. It is not beer belly though..too much rice, I guess.

Talk slowly but meticulously. Often creates wonderful ideas but they have too many theories, too many logic. Sometimes, it is hard to take even they are quite beneficial.

Aruko kuro patakkai nasunney but thinks he is becoming more flexible these days.

He often wonders how come he is still not married. Think he still has time. Sometimes, worries a lot about his celibacy ( man manni ray kya ajha last ma)

In general, he is good, gentle despite sporadic jiddhi behavior.
DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) Posted on 08-Nov-02 12:41 PM

Hey jira Dai!!

hancla aahile ghumayera Gurule tehi kalamle ani thaha paucha... badha profile garne bhayeko...Aghinai gurule mero ta bihe bhaishayo bhannu bho uta arko threadma, yeta hamro jira baje chai " guruko raule Dhakeko naito" lai Cute bhanchan...hanlan hai bajele JUDO ..Khyal gara..re kya pheri ajha lastma :)
Deep Posted on 08-Nov-02 01:25 PM

JIradai,

tyo guru ko photo dekhera banako profile re chha...tara bya ko kuroma ta jira dai chet ni. Guruji bibahit bhanda uta sitara ji ta chit khako!

sajhama sabai tira baralina parchha ke....ek tham ma basera mattai lekhyo bhanta yahi jiradai ko jasto hunchha.

"Sometimes, worries a lot about his celibacy ( man manni ray kya ajha last ma) "
bho aba?
jira Posted on 08-Nov-02 03:13 PM

oie Deep dai! kasley bhanyo guruji bibahit bhanera? Asti samma ta keti khojdai thiye arey! Sattey la, Rama raam. Photo chai mailey dekhya chaina hai. bhako kura bhanya. Kunni koon chain thread ma ho guruji lay "kapaal nabhera ke huncha ra, ewuta rawun khasyo bhaney 10 buddhi palawuncha" bhanera asaya byakta gareka thiye. Tyai bhera mailey lattalut dya ho. Milena bhaney milena. Lawu za. Mari lanu ke cha ra!!!
DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) Posted on 08-Nov-02 04:24 PM

Sometimes, worries a lot about his celibacy ( man manni ray kya ajha last ma) "
bho aba?


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JIra le hasaucha ..ho ki haina ta DEEP dai JPT diyera ...hahahahahaha..

Jira bau kata ho, Yeso garai tira herne gara na

Aiyaa bhudi nai dukhyo...re kya ajha lastama
HahooGuru Posted on 08-Nov-02 08:04 PM

Who can best guess on physical and life style of Biswo, jira, ashu, paschim, NK, Sitara, Suna,ANepaliKT, San ? Lets have medal in Sajha.com, best "Sajha Jyotish of the year 2002".

Paschim ji, mero guess kati milyo?

Jira, timro guess 50/50 OK. Well, other fellows keep on guessing on me,
but, should not have intersection with Mr. Jira. As you know, the intersection theory
of statistical data analysis:

Sum of Your(all the guessant's) OriginalGuess - Sum of intersected guess = degree of closeness to myself.

To make a best guess, you should not have intersections. Don't guess too much, as you know entropy law, if you have more information, you are more confused, which is right guess and which is wrong will be very dificult to identify. Keep minimum. (??! must be enjoying reading the last "keep minimum" phrase in my posting. Kaso mitra??!)

HG
jira Posted on 08-Nov-02 08:30 PM

Here is another profile on Deep!
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Uchaii 5'6, kalo kalo..tara hissi pareko , kisna barna ko rey kya suru mai :-). Umare 27/28.
Patalo khalko, nepal ma hunda junga palna man parawuney. Chito chito bolney tikho swore bhayeko, Topi lawuna tyati man naparawuney. Ghantee ma patalo soon ko sikri tyo pani just for the heck of it. Jiwu ma dherrai rowun bhayeko, hineck lawunda ni mathee bata chwass niskeko. Jatti beer khanda ni bhundee nalageko. Thinks logically. Keti ko kura garna man parawuney. Ewuti lai man parayeko tara bhanna nasakda ahiley samma khinna lagiraheko. Aphuley love gaurney haina, sathibhai ley circumstances banai dinu paurney. Biha ko lagi prastaab ayeko, 1/2 wata photo heri sakeko. Lami gatilo napareko lay bya huna nasakeko. Naak ali baddh tai chuccho bhayeko, hinda kheri lamo lamo paila chalney. Beer khako bela aru kasailey ni khassai bolna napawuney. Kapal auli auli kurlukurlu pareko. Paila ko bhanda ali ali kapall jhareko. Bya nagari kana Hahoo guru ko jastai talu bhaiye la ki bhanney dur lay loogloog kamdai Tawuko ma chai chiso pani lay nuhawuney gareko....
Logical Sense Posted on 08-Nov-02 08:30 PM

Hmm! Interesting way of finding about Famous Sajhaites: Maane Guruji Ko Tarkeeb!!!
Welcome back! Sajha Jhandai Sunne Bhako Thiyo!!!

Allow Me:

1) Biswo: Ganhun Goro, 5' 6", Gala Phukka, Smily face, shy!!!! Girls go nuts around him.

2) Paschim: Ditto what Guruji said, add to it: Very warm looking eyes!!!

3) Ashu, NK, Paramendra, Puru Subedi: Picture says it all

4) M.P.: Naak Chuche, 5' 3", Goro, Chito chito hindne

5) Sitara: Very animated, Sandhai Haasne, 5' thyakai, Gori, Ankha Ta Khatara

6) Trikal: Patulo, Nak Chuche, Ali Kalsayam, Khana chitto khane

7) SimpleGal: Gori, Baap Re Baap Ramri!!!!!

8) Ruck: Gahiri Ramri (Deepti Naval Jastai, Herdai Gayo Bhane Jhan Ramri)

9) Dilasha: Saani Ganth, Ek Damai Chulbule. Gaaf Ta Ekdamai Garnu Parne

10) DWI: Ali Padhne Type Ko, Herda Aglo Ramro

11) Niharika: HMMMMMMM!!!!

12) Poonam: Picture says it all (?)

13) Junkie: Tall Dark Handsome

14) Deep: Herda Ta Ek Dam Daami Dekhine, personality nai khatara

15) BP: Muscle man, Kaalo Kapal (lamo rakhne)

.... Aru Jawos Jawos, Ghar Jaane Bela Bhayo Aba!!!!!

-iti
deep Posted on 08-Nov-02 08:59 PM

Barsa chautis ko gahu goro barna bhayeko chabel kutubahal gharbhai haal sam. ra. aa. (USA) ma dera gari Jira bhanne chhadmanam dhari baseko tyastai 5 feet saat inchi jatiko halka bhudi lageko, mukhle srimatilai dhun dhan maya garchhu bhane pani motor chalauda ni sangai motor ma baseki taruni herna nahichkichaune, herna napaye "thukka" bhanne, dekhda sojho bhitra harip bango, mahabharat ma ladai garna janeko chhati ma rau hunchha bhandai chhatiko jhapp jhyappti rau ko gaurab gatha gaune, debre haat ma aauthi lako, daine hat churot chypana khali chhodeko, aruko kuro dhyan sanga sunne tara kuro aruko hatpat namanne, beer bhane pachhi gadi chalaunu parchha nakhauhola bhandai dui tin wata chahi ghutkyaune, ghari ghari senti bhara purana maiya samjhine, patak patak sifalko mukhaima bhako pipal bot ma diuso lamtanna suteko ra bhandar khal bata tyo balmandir ko chaur hudai aako lute kukkur le sapanama mahendra bhanwan ka sabudane taruni lai chhunai lako sapanama dekhya bela jhaskara uthaidida tatne, ali chankha chankha manasthiti bhako, bela bela jiradhaniya@yahoo.com ma email lekha malai bhanne mahanubhav lai kasaile fela parema sajhama athawa dhumbadai lai turunta khabar garidinu bhayema Trikal bata puraskar bapat graha dasha ko swasti shanti ko lagi $19.99 off ko coupen upalabdha garaine chha.
DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) Posted on 08-Nov-02 09:00 PM

yeta shuru garna lagyo pheri Jirale ..kasto atti chulbule hunu parne ba yestali..

la ma ta sutna jane bela huna lagyo...dherai lekhdina..

thorai matrai..

Gurur devo bhanva bhanchan,, guruji bata nai shuru garchu..

Hamro haooguru ji dhrai agla manche hoinan, tyesti 5'8" , gahu goro barnaako, kapal na khuiliyeko, tara thau thauma jhyap jhyap puleko, Chasma lagaune, nak ko dandi thulo satakka mileko dherai lamo pani hoina, aankha kala, aankhi bhau jodiyeko, Tul tula kan, darhi paleka, Mukh suntale ooth hoina, arhimuthe ooth, ghati madhyam, cahuda kadh nabhayeka, bolda bado santulit tarika le ghorle shwor ma bolne, chiye bhanda badhi bolne , kharo mijasko, bhudi niskeko, dherai moto pani hoina thikka ko, ta ra chak cha ma nai sabai mashu lageko, tshirt ra kattu khub manparaune, jadama pajama lagaune, hanuman kattu lai sarbashwao thanne, dharmik, yekohoro, jiddi swobhako, rishaudai na rishaune, rishaye pachi khushauna garho, sabaile man gareko herna man paraune, bada mehanati, jiggyashu, thikka ko gatima hidne Hamra GURUjuy

Jira: 5'8", baklo kalo kapal, madhyam sharir, nidhar thulo bhye apni nadekhine, kapalele chopera, chito chito bolne tato pidalu kha jasto garera, thula tichna aankha kalo rangako, kan thula thula, je bhettayo tehi lagaune, bolda kheri hassera bolne, khitka chadera hasne , aathass garne hoina, naram swobhabko, sathiharu sanga turunta milna sakne, turunta rishaune , turuanta khushune, chasma lagaune , aaimai dekhi daraune, bada Dharmik,thikka mehenati, je kurama pani hatt halen, chahiyeko kura matrai suru gae pachi sidhyaune, aru chahi latha linga, arkako pachi lagne, Hanes ko tydies lai khub man paraune, hun Jira..

Amma ma garho po hunda rahecha ho lekhna lai ta ,kha sabaiko lekhera sadhe huncha ahile nai , pharkera aayera lekhne chu aruko ...Re kya ajha lastma..
HahooGuru Posted on 09-Nov-02 01:47 AM

LS,

I want to see their pictures. kindly let me know the URLs: l
3) Ashu, NK, Paramendra, Puru Subedi: Picture says it all.


Alli ramrai sanga herauna. New road ma hidda oh tapai lai kata dekhe dekhe jasto lagcha bhanna paiyosna. Tyo san 100x100 pixel ko hoina alli damma size ko.


HG
NK Posted on 09-Nov-02 09:16 AM

Jira, really! I just could not stop laughing. I would have done a profile on you but alas! I have seen you live and in action. Sometimes I do wonder about Biswo. Have been chatting with him on and off the Sajha Board but have no idea how he looks.

Hahooguruji, welcome back hai? If Ashu gives me permission I would be happy to post a beeeg, badema ko picture here for our Guruji. But only with his permission. I have tons of them. hehe.
DWI Posted on 09-Nov-02 11:30 AM

Logical Sense!
Got everything right, except 'Ramro' part. Nice thread.
NK Posted on 09-Nov-02 12:49 PM

It just cannot be. Sabka sab laayak, handsome, beautiful, and desirable. Here is what I think these people look and sound like:



1) Biswo: Handi jasto Kalo, nakey swor, always coughing, overtly flirtatious.

2) Paschim: Chyake (the picture in Suskera is a big lie), bad breath, rabbit teeth, 5', and dumb, and oh, piercing, unblinking eyes.

3) Ashu: I know him so it would not be fair if I divulge his facial and psychologica trait

4) M.P.: dalle (like 4'9"), offensive, liar, corrupt, but has a very beautiful wife (lucky bugger!)

5) Sitara: 17 years of age, dull, always frowning, 6'tall, kopchey ankha, sano nidhar with a lot of hair, unibrow (Frida wannabe, I think)

6) Trikal: 50 year oldTraitor, sinka jasto dublo with a twitch , chain-smoker

7) SimpleGal: fake, bihar bata B.A. certificate chorera lyako, spoilt, and of course naramri...

the last and the least

NK: First of all that photo lies as in Paschim's case. I am:

5 ft. dendi (thus the black sun glasses), have a bit of stutter and twitch, S.L.C. fail


More later for these beloved sajhabasis (from Logical Sense's List):
8) Ruck:
9) Dilasha:
10) DWI:
11) Niharika:

12) Poonam:

13) Junkie:

14) Deep:
15) BP:
jira Posted on 09-Nov-02 02:46 PM

Deep! khai alikata milena jasto cha hai ray kya suru mai? Maliey chai kati milai ho ganthey!

Aba Dhumba lai ta ke bhanai bho ra! Taas dekhayera khelya jasto. Taipani dherrai bho dhumba lai nadekhya, rooprogan change huna sakcha.

Ucchai tyastai 5 saba dash tara aphulai 5/11 bhanna man parawuney, kattiyeko junga ma ajhhai gaurab garney. Kapal dherrrai nabhayeni Amitabh style lay korney. Bahira bata herda jhattai talu nadekhiney tara helicopter bata heryo bhaney nepalko ahiley ko char koshey jhandee jasto beech beech ma jhyang pwaal bhako. Sanukka sankiney, jhanukka risawuney, kharo meejaasko. Jaand paye ghyampai rittawuna saukney, sirmati lay nakhawu bhanyo bhauney bholi pulta halka dailog diney, "manchey ko agadi kina bhanya bhanera? ".... Deemak bhako tara dherrai napaudhney. Paye padhdai napadhney. Ghaam ma photo khichda kalo chasma lawuna man parawuney. Khaini khana chodeko, churote khana kam gareko. Khassai kasailai baal nadiney, channdai milney. Overall ramro, doosta buddhi nabhako. "Dekha jayega" ma biswash gaurney, nathapaindo dharmik prakriti ko tara nadekhawuney. Track lawuna man parawuney tyo pani Nilo. Khassai motto haina, tar beer belly putukka niskeko. Sangeet ma roochi, ja gaye ni jhyawurey hanney.....hasda thulo thulo swore lay hasney.
SITARA Posted on 09-Nov-02 08:13 PM

Hahoo guru ji

Welcome back hajur!

Nice to know your presence around the threads!!!


LS ji... hehe!
Funny! Keep guessing! Khatara aankha???????? you mean tulutulu eyes? or killer eyes?



NK.... You have a stutter? :(

me 17????????? ;)
ruck Posted on 09-Nov-02 08:28 PM

L.S. Ruck and Deepti Naval??? keep guessing :-))

Protean - brave, intelligent, tall, good looking. :-))

Ashu- Well informed, small face and keeps smiling :-))

Paramendra- Tall Dark and Handsome :-))

Poonte- Tall, Sweet , keeps smiling, great sense of humour :-))

NK- Tall , long hair , sharp features :-))

Sitara- Fair, long hair, big eyes, keeps smiling, sweet, witty (bold & beautiful):-))

Dilasha- Funny, sweet , good looking :-))

Simple Gal - Beautiful level headed :-))

San- Helpful, Considerate , Nice :-))

Dhumbasse -Very funny, very good looking :-))

More later.....
Junkie Posted on 09-Nov-02 08:29 PM

Haray Logical Sense jyu:

"Junkie: Tall Dark Handsome " ray .....

Is it me or my stuffed cigar we are talking about? Aba just cuz mero cigar and me are "Same height, different diet", don't get konfused hajoor (no not sitara's hajur, but a stressful hajur with a "u")
Junkie Posted on 09-Nov-02 08:31 PM

dhaat bhane nee yo bhoosgol dimag ...... last sentence ....

(no not Sitara's hajur, but a stressfool hajoor with two "oo" )
HahooGuru Posted on 09-Nov-02 08:51 PM

As a great Kabi, NK has different perspective on us. NK ji you missed guess on me. Well, you had probably seen my big photograph some nice guy posted here. Still there are many things to guess on me, except the head "hair" part. K Garne talu khuile bhaiyo joban chhadai, kasso umer mai bihe gariyechha. Yo japanese "Tato" pani le dasai ko boka khuilyachai tauko ko rou khulyaidiyo. Rest on me, you "any sajhaities" can keep on guessing. At least you can smile, the creativity of peoples. I was always wondering when I get their introduction via email and meet them later in real world. Sometime my guess perfectly matches, most of the time it goes wrong.

Well, I have seen Ashu's photograph which very rare got chances. Thanks to Ashu for his kindness. Yes, He indeed likes foods, thats why he is chief of the food catering services in HFC(0)

Join HFC and Sajha.com^Hahoo!Peoples.

HG
Note: Sajha.com^Hahoo!. should be read as Sajha.com powered by Hahoo!Peoples
HahooGuru Posted on 09-Nov-02 09:05 PM

Biswo ji,

you must be laughing by reading the contrasting imaginations of peoples on your
physical features. After reading NK's guess, and the one appeared before her,
its getting very difficult on you. They covered full range of peoples. So, we need some more guess to confine your features.

What I guess on you?

You must fair looking guy. 5' 6'' tall. Since you were in China for long, I guess you use 30-32'' belt to tighten your jeans/khaki pants. Must be wearing chinese green cap, but, now in US you might be wearing Nike blue colored cap. on your back that RUKH-SACK type bag full of books on electrical eng. and naipul's books with some floppy diskettes. While in hand a copy of Kantipur printed to read while in public transport while returning to your home. Your Mind is always in Nepal (whenver gets free time) while your body is in USA.

HG
SITARA Posted on 09-Nov-02 09:25 PM

Ruck....

You have made everyone beautiful!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wow!!


* got your message! :)
HahooGuru Posted on 09-Nov-02 10:06 PM

Ruck,

You must be a fairly fat guy, 5'8'' tall and "70-75kg range". Your belt size is little bigger than what average peoples have in your age. I am sure you are not very smart "up-to-date saloon looking fuy", nor a slim guy. You don't have mustache, you are not beared, you don't long hair, nor your hair is like "RNA" military brush cut. You wear slippers in hot summer, and have just one or two pairs of nice casual shoes, and one set of black colored formal shoe. You just fit everywhere. You like songs of all types. Some girls want you, but, you don't care them. You are a guy who like to make world happy with minimum resources. Your wife will be lucky, but, will be complaining you against the salary you get.

Do you make Hahoo!Guess?
HG
HahooGuru Posted on 09-Nov-02 10:08 PM

Ruck,

you must be a heavy "chain" smoker. 20-30khili every day.

HG
SITARA Posted on 09-Nov-02 10:17 PM

Hahoo Guru....sama!
ye hajur! you made the same mistake with ruck as you did with Sitara.....

You missed the Scent of a woman!!!!!!!!!

hehehe!!!!!!!
HahooGuru Posted on 09-Nov-02 10:29 PM

Sitara informed me that I missed the

"Scent of a woman!!!!!!!!! ".


Well, I went back and checked and found Ruck is a girl. I found one of her posting on Housewive thread. Well, mero naak pinas le bigareko le I lost the sense of scent of woman. I apologize with her. Biggest mistake in guess. I did not go through her
pervious postings to realize her gender, so my guesses were truly based on the last posting as if the poster is a male. Maaf pau Sitara Hajuuuuuuuuuuur! Galti bho!
Never make same mistake twice bhanya ta ho, tara k garne. bhandai ma nahune.

Thanks for informing me before it becomes too late.

HG
??! Posted on 09-Nov-02 10:36 PM

Guruji... tapaile diyeko description ruck ko husband sanga milchha hola....
krishna Posted on 09-Nov-02 10:53 PM

profile on some of the sajhabasis:
note: this is just for fun please..nothing else...

MANCHEHARU HARAYEKO SUCHANA:

ashu: makai color ko, dat bahira niskeko, hasda ni dat pahelo bhayeko, baas jasto aglo, sarai sensitive kura sunayera arulai dhar dhari ashu jhardine manche yehi baisakh dekhi harayeko huda paune hune mahanubhab le najik ko akhtiyar durupayog ma chad dinu hola..

paramendra: kaalo warna ko, nakachharro, nihu khojyo bhane linkai link le prahar garne, usko nam ma paramendra dekhi hosiyar bhanne poster chapiyeko, yehi jestha dekhi harayeko huda, sohi farar abhiyukta lai bhetnu hune mahanubhab le najik ko prahari chauki ma khabar garnu hola..hint: ajkal sajhabasi harulai linka link prayog gardai hunuhunchha re...

pashim: goro barna ko, lambu, handsome, dherai keti lai pagal banayera suicide garna samma tayaar banaidine, sunna ayeko chha sitara bhanne sajha ko regular lai bhagaunu bhayeko cha re, yi dui jana, sangai love ko lapeta ma paschim tira bhageko narayanghat ka basinda haru batauchan, paunu hune mahanubhab le nepal run and love association (NRLA) ma khabar garnu huna binamra anurodh garincha..

sitara: chauri gai color ko, ek jhappu hanyo bhane tinta sitara fanfani tauko mathi ghumaune sarai darlagdi, dekhda dekhi sundar tara hosiyar hai, yehi asar dekhi harayeki huda, uni paschim namak handsome abhiyukta sanga bhaneko huna sakcha, paune hune manche le najik ko NRLA ma puryauna huna anurodh chha...

deep: suga color ko, katha bhanera bhulaidine, ek choti katha sunyo bhane kathai katha ma din katai dine, katha khattam needra hajam banaidine byakti yehi saun dekhi harayeko huda paunu hune mahanubhab le jacha tehi chod dinu hola...kina bhane police station ma police harulai katha sunayera bhulaidinu hunchha re..

jira: marich color ko, arulai marunjel hasayera mardini, hasayera sajha basi haruko bhudi futaidini, charlie chaplin ko baje, laughing gas ko satta scientist harule jira gas banaudai chan bhanne pani sunna ma ayeko, byakti yehi bhadau dekhin nepal scientist association bata scientist lai sudda hasayera mardera farar bhayeko huda paunu hune mahanubhab le nepal hasya sanstha (NHS) ma khabar gardinu hola..

dhumbasse: suntala color ko, amilo suntala bhanda pani amilo, vinegar ko baje, jira ko sathi, jira ra dhumbasse vice versa, thyakkai ustai, yini haru dui jana milera dherai lai hasayera mari sakeka, yini haru najik puge MAHA jodi lai pani dherai choti tap pardine, byakti yehi asoj dekhi hayeko huda paunu huna mahanubhab le NHS ma khabar garidinu hola..hint: yehi jo byakti le "re kya ajha last ma" bhanyo ki chyappai pare hunchha..tyo dhumbasse nai ho..

kalanki: tyanki color ko, ashadyai momo khane, kalanki ma momo khayera momo siddhai diyera arulai bhokmari banadiyeko, pani tyanki ma tyanki full banayera kalanki ma badi lyaidera mancheharu lai chat ma sutnu parne banaidiyeko, byakti yehi kartik dekhi haraireheko huda paunu hune mahanubhab le sake samma purba lagera rakhdinu binamra anurodh garinchha...feri kathmandu ma waha le flood victim badaidinu hunchha..ani waha lai jatti ranga mareni pugdaina...

simplegal: nam chahi simplegal sajhabasi haru lai banaisakin pagal, dherailai mental dhaunu parne banaidiyeko, pyaji color ko, apsara jasti ramri tara danger keti yehi mangsir dekhi haraunu bhayeko huda paune mahanubhab le najik ko apsara banayo pagal sangh (ABPS) ma phone garnu hola. No. 1-800-pagal...

more later.....
HahooGuru Posted on 09-Nov-02 10:59 PM

Let me guess on Sitara!!!!!!!!! (I am trying to put a bell on Ms. Lion's neck). Its just guess, can be much far from reality.


SITARA!!!!

Real Naam chai pakkai Sitara hoina, tara pani hoina. (perfect guess, I hope).
Went to St. Mary's school. Stayed with parents, not at the hostel. Have No brothers but has a younger sister (she already said she has a younger sister). Too many irritating "DAHA HARGNE" cousines.

Height 5' +- 2". Weight 49-52kg. 34-26-34 body. Shoes size 23-24cm (5-6size USA scale). Usually wear 1-1.5" heel cherry scotch shoes. Look Beautiful when wear chocolate or dark green colored clothes. Usually wear gray colored clothes. Naak chuchho, ankha thulo, anuhar suntala jasto, ghati neither very long nor very short.
Ghati open garne gari kapal kateki. Chhitto hidne. khana ko parikar dherai afaile napakaune tara freeze ready made food bhane khubai variety ko hunu parcha. She must be wearing a masino sunko sikri, does not like tyo gai badhne 2 tola sunko sikri. Does not have much interest on clothes or shoes or styles like Mrs. Marcos had (not really comparable).

Man napareko manche lai dekhi nasakne. Sharp mouth, tara afno under ka lai maya bhane khub garchin hai. Position anusar kaam nagarne lai chai khedo nai khanne, nihurayerai chhadne, very strong personality. Ambition ta thulo thiyo tara ....... various circumstances le saath diyeko chhaina, tara pani ambition bhane chha, will get it when time offers. Thinking of running a NGO of Anuradha Koirala standard and her motive, truely non-profit, no motive to cheat public.



HG
SITARA Posted on 09-Nov-02 11:41 PM

HG Sama!

Well, you could knock me with a feather hajur!!!!!!!!!!!

:)

Kya tir lagyo ni hajur! still recovering! Sitara ko aankha tirmirayo hajur!...tori ko phool samet dhekhen mailey!!!

Just two things:

1.My signature: Tulutulu Aankha and Loooooooooooooooooooong hair!!!!!

2. I Never wear grays or browns!


You and your deductions lai the mannai parney! Pahiley nai hajur ko fan club join garya theyen...
now I get a double dose of adoration for you!!!!!!!!!

Bravo!!! :P
SITARA Posted on 09-Nov-02 11:51 PM

Hahoo Guru ji........
Kasto kasto kind words ....I don't deserve it ni!
So kind and flattering... malai ta laaz nai lagyo hajur!

Arigato gozaimas !!

chuccho nak jhan chuccho bhayo ni! ;)
nuts Posted on 09-Nov-02 11:57 PM

hyaa..ke naatak garira bhanya sabaile..khurukka aa-aafno pic post nagarera..

haina bhane ma ek- ek gardai sabaiko photo post garidinchhu yaha..

Lets start with Biswo:

SITARA Posted on 09-Nov-02 11:58 PM

kirshna ji...

Chauri gai rang ko???????? :S You mean Shyam Sundar like you? or Kaley Krishna? ki Krishnaa barna ki?

hehe kyaa bhanya ni !
Junkie Posted on 10-Nov-02 12:16 AM

Krishna jee ...... Manay Pravu ..... ashu, paramendra, dumbasse, simplegal ko harako khabar sunera ek second Roya, aashu sakiyo .... ani mari-mari hase (no gaja involved, honestly)

Keep Writing!!!!
NP Posted on 10-Nov-02 01:01 AM

Hahoo GuruJi pani...Japan ma basera, kumfu-karate sikera...hahoo naam rakhe jasto cha!!! tara hajur Trikal darshi pani hunuhuncha jasto cha. Tir ta thik thik thau ma hane jasto cha;)
Haaho guru ji lai aba...Sarba Shrestha Dhanudhar Arjun bhannu parla jasto cha.

Votre cible est tres correcte... don't confuse French with Japanese and Nepali;)
HahooGuru Posted on 10-Nov-02 01:18 AM

Sitara writes:

So kind and flattering... malai ta laaz nai lagyo hajur!


--
Ee hajoor, maile ta kehi flattering gareko chhaina. maile suruma nai lekhe ni Lion ko neck ma ghanti jhundyane kaam gardai chhu bhanera. Is lion happy of the music offered by the bell, then, its not good in long run, because lion will die of starvation.

No, sitara, I did not write to flatter to you, and you must be joking. I just wrote what I could imagine based on your past postings. Was I dumb? that my illustrations went all wrong just ended up as tool to flatter you. Than, it is too early to judge on you. God bless I get your darshan one day very soon before you change your life styles, as Madhuri Dixit said recently, that her life style will change in near future.

Ye Hajooor, don't flatter me. You surely flattered me by the following line:
"So kind and flattering... malai ta laaz nai lagyo hajur!"


Anyway, have a good weekend.

HG
HahooGuru Posted on 10-Nov-02 01:20 AM

Nuts,

why did you select Biswo ji ? in that illustrations? Give a short comment too
Biswo Posted on 10-Nov-02 02:22 AM

Oops, I for some inexplicable reason missed this thread for long.

NK, haadi jasto kaalo huh? Couldn't be further from truth. Logical Sense was nearer: gahu goro. Jahaa samma girls go nuts around bhanne kuro ho, tesmaa alikati pani satyataa chhaina, sajha baasi laai thaahaa bhayekai kuro ho.

Guruji, haina hajur lai kina yeti bidhi 'personally' chaaso bhaneko? If everything goes well, may be in ten years, mai jhilke pani public figure bhai jaamlaa ni haamro Nepalmaa.

--

Nuts,

You just repeated Kishore Shrestha case.

You tried to blackmail me for long. When I refused to give you a single penny, you published my this rare, daadhi umreko, dhaakaa topi lagaayeko photo, which was shot 'jabarjasti' by a cyberpolice months ago.

But I am not going to commit any 'bad move' next Dashain. And, for your disappointment, I am happy that you posted my this photo here! haha.
HahooGuru Posted on 10-Nov-02 06:43 AM

Biswo ji writes:

Guruji, haina hajur lai kina yeti bidhi 'personally' chaaso bhaneko? If everything goes well, may be in ten years, mai jhilke pani public figure bhai jaamlaa ni haamro Nepalmaa.

--
Did I say somewhere something that you will not be so? I know you will be, provided you return to Nepal. (sorry to add a condition).


Well, I am planning to return to nepal not later than 2004. I wish we can be good friend for the rest of time, though I am not sure whether I will be confined to status of a house-husband, not even the Hahoo!Guru. In this 30+ years of my life I have earned more enemies than friends, but, of course, I have many friends that are usually NIRJIB BASTU haru, e.g. jaad, rakshi, beer, daal bhat tarkari, soil, water, stone, tree, ...brick and alkatra. I wish I can live my rest of life playing with them including the kitchen. Still, I do not hope to apply the "mai jhilke pani public figure humla ni hou bhabisya ma".

Now, my dream is to be a Hahoo!Husband, nothing more than this. I did have a series of dreams to be a public figure in Nepal/abroad. Now, I realized who am I, why should not I dream. All dreams were drunk with Japanese Beer, scotch whiskey and smoked in NLG gas in the kitchen, finally drained via .............. In 1989, I had great dreams that Nepal will change a lot positively upward, but, the Girija, Makune and Maoists all of them smashed my dreams at the climax and asked to forget become real "you are nepali, you are not authorized to dream, you just deserve to be in hell".

It is the advantage of being a Nepali. When I have to spell abroad "hey I am from Nepal", peoples say, you have no right to dream high. I tell them frankly that I have no dreams. I have already forgotten what the heck the dream is meant. ............. The life goes very easy when I don't have to dream.

Let me hope "dream" I can be your fan when you become a great public figure in Nepal.
I wish you all the best. I am not kidding, neither making fun on you or your dreams.

HG
The book on probability, that I purchased recently, says don't ask "it is so?" but, ask what is the probability of "it is so?". All these stuffs are just written in the jhok of ek CAN "specially limited autumn break by Kirin Beer". Japanese say, when you are drunk your mind speaks the truth.
SITARA Posted on 10-Nov-02 07:07 AM

Hahoo Sama......

kunechiwa!

Tyahi ta hajur.... Ghanti ko soorilo aawaz sunera jhandai mohit bhayen ni. Ek chin ta aphai tipera lagaaidioon jasto lagyo ni!

Tara mero pani bhoko marney dhoko ta chaini hajur! Baroo, arti a oopadesh lai poko parera bela bela grahan garchu ni!
SimpleGal Posted on 10-Nov-02 08:42 AM

Enjoyed this thread. Have been a huge Sherlock fan. Am glad that some of the genius of detectivism (? hehe) has seeped into the talents of fellow sajhaites!

LS ji 's decription of me is the closest to what I am, re kya ajha last ma! ;)

In peace!
jira Posted on 10-Nov-02 10:14 AM

Aja ko Profile on SimpeGal
-------------------------------

Patali, gori, naak chucchi, chasma lagawuney. ucchai 5'2. Awunla lamo lamo, 180 degree bata heryo bhaney halka junga dekhiney. Aphani philosphy harek kurama, thorrai khaney tara dieting haina. lugama care nagurney tara lyaangphyaang pani haina. Bore lageyma purana hindi geet ko collectin bata dhulo jharera cassette suuney. Phone ma badhta time bitawuney. Phissa hasney, sano swore ma bolney. Bhayeko bhanda badhtai gentle dekhhiney , kaileykai theeis huni. Aru ko kuro sunya jasto gaurney, lidey dhipi ma biswaas gaurney. Suru gareko kaam nasaki nacchadney. Still unmarried, bya garnu parcha bhanney tara khassai lagi naparya. Padhai lay garda bya garna halka dhilo bhako bhanchan nabujhney haru oonlai. I do not care bhanchin ooni. Kuro thikkai ho.
HahooGuru Posted on 10-Nov-02 10:35 AM

Except one nice guy, no one ever tried to guess on me, the Hahoo!Guru.

If I am not Hahoo!Guru, but, someone reading all these threads my guess on Hahoo!Guru would go like this:

1. Jadyaha Number 1 among Sajhaities. Chain Smoker. Churot ko gandha 10m para samma aune.
2. Does not have friends in real world, neither in internet. Khali jori khojcha. Siuri khelcha. KT ko pachi bhutukka parera lagcha. night club dhaucha. salary ko adha KT ra hostess club ma nai kharcha garcha.
3. kura dherai kaam kehi gardaina.
4. tauko khuileko chha. talu khuiliye pachi ta nidhar thulo hune nai bho, bhagya bhane afaile korne ho nidhar le bhanne hoina guru ji, yaad gara. Tyo tato pani le khulyayera bhagya banne wala chhaina, natra hitler le pani tarbar le haath chirera koshish gareko thiyo.
5. hafta ko ekchoti nuhauchha. daat majdaina, dari katdaina. Chewing gum khayera tyo naphalera khalti ma bokera hidcha, kathmandu ma tyasto garcha re. Japanma yasto garchan bhanera kathmandu ma technology transfer garne koshish gareko re.
6. na ghar ko na ghat ko. kura ko thegan chhaina, london ko topic ma tokyo ko kura garcha. saili chhaina.
7. posting ko quality chhaina. saat barsha aghi pako ph.d. ko dhag dincha, na angreji na nepali na japanese ma ek sentence suddha nai lekhna sakcha.
8. euta kura bhanna 8 tharika example diyera confuse garaucha.
9. kahile math ko kura garcha, kahile social science, kahile psychology, kahile engineering, kahile politics, artha na bartha govinda gai, bhane jastai mana ko kunai thegan sthirata chhaina.
10. kangressi jasto hun bhancha, girija ko pani kura katcha, deoba ko pani katcha, chiranjibi ra grj lai dekhi sahanna. kasto kangressi paryo yo.
11. thirty plus umer re, peti pani abasya pani 30+ inches ko nai laune hola.
12. euta khutta uchalera basheko chha, kaha jane bhar chhaina. nepal jan man bhe jasto pani garcha, tara maoist ko dar mane jasto chha, jagir ko pani dar chha... ke garne bhanne kunai sure chhaina. (recent posting anusar).
13. kura garcha millionnire street ra 4C ko bichar garda gai badhna hune moto sunko sikri diamon ko "locket" layeko hunu parne. bhana guru satya ke ho?
14. jutta khutta bhanda thulai lauchhou hola ni? japan ma ta jutta thulo lauchan re khubai jutta fukalnu parcha re. moja chai nepali para ho, 7 dinai euta ganaune moja, hoki dina dinai ferchau. nepali ko beijjat chai nagara.
15. yaso bichar garda jack of all master of none, bhaneko Hahoo!Guru nai ho yo sajha.com ma.
16. Dhipi bhane khub garcha, man napare topics lai bichai ma chhodera bana pascha. Mana pare lapakka, rish uthe pachi khoiro khanne bani chha.
17. Multiple personality bhane huncha guru timilai.


Guru ji, risani nahos, offend garn khojeko hoina. ramailo ko lagi ho, Hahho!karate kick naawos hai.

Ek Fan Guru ji ko.
SimpleGal Posted on 10-Nov-02 10:56 AM

Jiraji, nice try! Bravo! ;)

Naak chai chucho hoina, as my brothers say "Pure Chhetrini" chha re. Don't know what that means! :P
Kuro sunya jasto re? La maryo baa....psychologist le ta good listener hunu parchha re bhanchhan....:)

Questions: what does lidey dhipi mean? ani theeis? sorry have a low nepali vocab. :(

In peace.
lonely Posted on 10-Nov-02 01:14 PM

Jira ji good job.

Aani simpleGal kasto lagyo ta? Le dhe dhipi ta bah jasto lagdaina, ki I am unaware of that? aani bhihe ko kura chaina kati kuti milya jasto chha..

Jira ji keep posting on other profiles as well. enjoyed reading this.
Rusty Posted on 10-Nov-02 02:55 PM

Jira Ji...LOL!!!
Aba...malai pani ali thapna dinu SIMPLE GIRL ko barema. Uchai alik 5'2" chai haina. Bhanna ta 5'2", tara real ma pani chaina 5'1" hola. Tara..ID ma chai 5'2" nai hunu parcha. Dark (kaalo) and Choto hair (so that she doesn't have to take care of her hair), dark eyes, wear glasses (with dark frame, near near sightedness), pure chettrini nose (as she said), weight not less than 120 lbs, padna ma badhi dhyaan diyeko le...motauna sanga teti matlab chaina. Literature ko kitab khub padne. She must have spent long time in India or other countires where she had great influence of Indian culture. Kurta suruwal pani kahile kaahi launu huncha hola!

Padna ma ati nai brilliant, and HIGH ambitious person. Mostly enjoys the talk about academic stuffs, not into hawa gaff-saffs.
krishna Posted on 10-Nov-02 03:46 PM

MANCHEHARU HARAYEKO SUCHANA
Hahooguru: akashi color ko, hahoo garna sipalu, janme dekhi dat namajeko, yinle sajhabasi harulai hahoo garna kulat lagaidiyeko pani sunna ayeko chha, lamo dari bhayeko, bob marleyko jasto kapaal bhayeko, kapaal ma hazaar upiya jumra udus ra 110 aru species ka kira haru ko baas bhayeko, baje yehi poush dekhi harairaheko huda paunu hune mahanubhab le nepal sukumbasi sangh ma khabar garidinu hola...

junkie: chyang barna ko, jad ta usle thado ghati lagayera ghat ghati piuna sipalu, lambu tara sambhu ko bhakta, pasupati ko aryaghat chetra ma time time ma ganja bhang charesh jasta drug haru khana aune pani aryaghat ka rishi haru batauchan, yehi magh dekhi harairaheko huda paune mahanubhab le nepal ganja tatha charesh ayojana (NGTCA) ma samparka garnu hola...
SimpleGal Posted on 10-Nov-02 04:01 PM

Rusty jyu,
haha....good one! weight chai pls. tetti saro dherai nabanaidiun hola hajur! ;)
Have been to India only twice--Vellore and Delhi, staying but a few days in each city. But yes, I must admit I've had a lot of Indian friends wherever I've travelled!!

Genius hajur ta Rusty jyu---I just brought back 6 pairs of churi-daar kurta surwal this summer! ;)

Lonelydai,
Thanks for your defence on the lidey dhipi part! hehehe....bihe barema chai I must sing U2's line: But I've still not found the one I'm looking for.

In peace.
SITARA Posted on 10-Nov-02 05:30 PM

Simple Gal...

Here is one I can help you with on U2's song:

"With or without you.....uhhhhaaaaaaaaan........ with or without you..........!!
I can live.......with or without you!!!"

With compliments and a hug! ;)
Junkie Posted on 10-Nov-02 05:44 PM

Afno tah bhagya nai break bhayo .....

I did find one I was looking for ..... problem is she is luking kaha-ho-kaha
KaLaNkIsThAn Posted on 10-Nov-02 05:59 PM

Mero bichar ma!!

HahooGurujyu: Dhoti style ko goatie bha ko, chasma laaune, tara pura kapal bha ko.. shatrughan shinha jasto. Ek look parne bhittikai tension hune, chalaakh.

Jirajyu: gyante gyante, daat tamma mile ko, knichcha haasne, din khaako junga napalako

Poontejyu: Jira jyu jastai, tara keti chai thyam ki thyam pattai dine. Poo jyu le guff dina paayema Monima khadka lai ni pattai dine.

AshuJyu: bhadra bhaladmi, ooohi, cream color ko shirt ra kaalo pyaaant laaune. clean shave, chasma laaune, shahrukh hairstyle bhaa ko

Deepdai: u pani din khako junga napalako, tara jira bhanda ta agle, govinda jastai???

SitaraJyu: Tyo ke jaati Jcrew ra Banana Republic maatrai laaune. moti moti?

Simple jyu: pony tail bha ko hissi pareki, naam sundai chwank chin hehe

paramendra jyu: Herdai anuhar ma 12 bajya jasto?

Paschim jyu: Mithun bhanya mithun, aru ke bhannu.

Trikal jyu: jata dhari, tika lagayeka, gandhi chasma, chauri anuhar, keti dekhyo ki balne aankha bha ka, dhanustankaar

Dilasha jyu: Sitara jyu jastai tara, dubli, milya jyaan bhye ko?

Oys jyu: phuchchae phuchchae, chankhe,

Niharika jyu: Moti, dhyau, anuhar na danuhaar ki, desperate? ;)

Poonam jyu: Monima jasti jyaan bhayeki, mini's lagayera dugurne, boot laaune, 12 patari makeup garera anuhar sudhareki?

Krishne: Ati jaane sunne, chankhe, ghopte bhir bata khasna laagya gai jastai.

Lonely: anuhar na danuhar pandaav sunuwar ni, padhya tannai hola, jaagir ni hola, keti matrai nahola. milai dim eutai sauni ki chori ko sathi?

aru ke bhanum?
SimpleGal Posted on 10-Nov-02 06:36 PM

Junkie,
Hasayeu ni timile....uff...pettai dukhyo!!!
K-ji.....clownism ma ta hajur lai kasaile nasakne. Harey Shiva Narayan!! aru ke bhanu? ;)

In peace.
KaLaNkIsThAn Posted on 10-Nov-02 06:47 PM

Clownism re? you mean Clown jasto? Like this?
clown

dil ka khilauna hai, twakka tut gaya
koi lutera aa ke, lutta le gaya.. hai
SITARA Posted on 10-Nov-02 06:47 PM

Kalanki ji!!!!!!!!!!

kya banana republic ni!!!!!!!!!!! GAP Gap and Gap.... !!!

blue jeans and white Tank top with black boots!!!!!!! :P
SITARA Posted on 10-Nov-02 06:50 PM

Kalanki ji:

"Tall, Gahoon goru, handsome and dashing!!!" Straight from Mills and Boons ra Barbara Cartland!!!
KaLaNkIsThAn Posted on 10-Nov-02 06:53 PM

Sitara Jyu,
Khoi khoi haami ni herum ta hazur tyank top ma kasto dekhinu hudo rahecha? hehe

tank top bhanda paani tyanki ko top ma basera daaru tanya yaad aayo...

Sholay movie heri bakshya cha? tyasma dharmendra le BASANTI bhanya jastai maile -usai ko laagi, feri ushai ko laagi, naam liya yaad aayo...

kaha chau kaha!!
KaLaNkIsThAn Posted on 10-Nov-02 07:00 PM

Sitara jyu ko mukh ma kaaltori ko saag, gai ko ghiu le jhuwai garya pokhareli chaamal ko bhaat ani, sukuti ko achar, ani pindalu halya mash ko daal, ani hazur amai le pakako khashi ko mashu.
Sappai keti haru lai halla failaidim ta "Tall, Gahoon goru, handsome and dashing!!! Straight from Mills and Boons ra Barbara Cartland!!! " bhanera.
hazur le ta made my day
hazur lai euta syaano gift kholera hernus hai.. hehe

SITARA Posted on 10-Nov-02 07:28 PM

Kalanki ji...

Beautiful packaging ni! Small tara deadly cha jasto cha ni!!!

Malai ta daar lagyo ni! :(
KaLaNkIsThAn Posted on 10-Nov-02 07:37 PM

Tyatro small package ma haddai rakhe euta malta bara hola. Hareyyyy... I just visited other thread where you were singing "i always feel like somebody's watching me, ... or am i just paranoid"... sachchi paranoid hoi bakshido rahecha hazur ta. hareyyyy... tyasto ramrari afnai haat le pyaak garera pathako package lai ni "whos playing tricks on me" bhannu bhayena ni.
krishna Posted on 10-Nov-02 07:49 PM

oh.pani tyanki....krishnaji bata krishne.....amamamamamama...yestari giraideko malai...bhayena ni ho yo ta.....
ani kere...ghopte bhir bata khasna lagya gai jastai re....yestari malai tukka prahar garni....ma tipailai paramendra lai bhanera link prahar garna laidinchu....jira ra dhumbasse lai bhanera hasya ban prahar garna laidinchu.....sitara lai bhanera sentimental ra sensitive ko ban prahar garna laidinchu....simplegal lai bhanera poem prahar garna laidinchu...ashu bhanera ashu jharna laidinchu...trikal lai bhanera ulto ulto bhabishyabani garna laidinchu....deep lai bhanera kathai katha ko byatha prahar garna laidinchu....
pakhnush tapainlai........
KaLaNkIsThAn Posted on 10-Nov-02 07:54 PM

aaapuuui, dar laagyo,
tyattika baan ko prahar nagari bakshiyos,
hazur lai dai bhanchu,
Kisnejyu bhanchu. tyo krishna naam yesto common cha ki khaali kisne matrai bhanna aaucha ke. Ke garnu.

Huna ta tyasta baan lai maile mero round kick le block garera, hazur patti nai farkai dinchu, taa pani bhul meri bha ko be ra, maaf paan. Arko patak hazur lai kisne bhanchu... ;)
krishna Posted on 10-Nov-02 07:59 PM

hunchha ni....bhagwan ko nam common nabhaye k bhut ko nam common hunchha?? baan ta timlai lagne bhai sakyo aba....baan haina aba chahi chakrai lagne bho krishna ko.....
HahooGuru Posted on 10-Nov-02 08:16 PM

Sitara ji,

fasaulai hai tyo tanky muni ko gajadiya le. tyo poko bhitra hola diamond patthar haleko platinium ko "Eng." ring and if you accept he will consider differently. Be aware of Kalanki. He might be serious. KT manche le gift lida bado hos puryanu hai, feri tyo tanky muni smack ra kalo padartha sewan garne le tapaiko dhoka ma kurna thalla, "la, maile diyeko ring accept garya hoina, aba ta timi ta ... ". One sided prem garla hai tyo tanky muni ko gajadiya le. Maile ta belai ma bhandya chhu, guru le belama forecast nagareko bhanera malai dosh chai nadinu, yadi fasema.

sita-ra-m sita-ra-m
HG
Junkie Posted on 10-Nov-02 08:41 PM

Krishna jee: Right on the yespot save for my gyantaye height.

Simple gal jyu: Kasto poetic lough ho!
HahooGuru Posted on 11-Nov-02 03:33 AM

Krishan ke ho yasto mero biruddha parcha baji garne.

"yinle sajhabasi harulai hahoo garna kulat lagaidiyeko pani sunna ayeko chha".


Hahoo! lai kasale bhanyo ki KULAT bhanera. Haad huncha ni. Sajha.com ka sahityakra Sri Nepe Jyule kasto gari appreciate garnu bhako thiyo, yo name cool name, very much represent the sentiment of peoples. Tyasto janne bujhne byakti le samet appreciate gareko "HAHOO!" pheonmenon lai timi kasari KULAT bhani black mail garne koshish ma chhou. Katai Tyo Kishore Shrestha timro nate dar ta hoina holani mero upar parcha baji Patrakarita ko naam chalaune ra pachadi timi ma sanga handsom money magne bichar ta chhaina hola ni tyo uddhave jasto. Malai jabarjasti nangai parera foto lina khojoyu bhane ta ma bholi palta patrakar samelan garchu ra sab lai hero mero Hahoo!Body bhanera charlanga bho bho pugyo nabhaninjel dekhaune wala chhu. Ma sanga ta lukaune kura kehi chhaina, everything is transparent, nature le diye samma hai. Hanuman le jasto chhati chyatera dekhaunu mildaina yo kali yuug ma natra tyo pani dekhai dinthe mero bhitri body katti ko Hahoo! garcha bhanera.

HG
HahooGuru Posted on 11-Nov-02 04:46 AM

HahooGuru kasto manche check it out at

http://www.geocities.com/hahooguru/HFC/

Good Day.
HahooGuru Posted on 11-Nov-02 04:48 AM

Samba Dance were his original photography. If you wish, you are free to publish them in your own homepage.

HG
SITARA Posted on 11-Nov-02 04:30 PM

Hahoo Sama,

Tyahi ta, I am so afraid Kalanki ji might run off with my heart...although I am not too interested in diamonds, hajur! ek phoola thoonga maya ley malai yeso diyebaksetha, I might consider being pataoed!

Hajur ko arti ta ati mitho lagyo... dhanya hos prabhu! The Maundharan (your) has enlightened me through you ! :P
SITARA Posted on 11-Nov-02 04:49 PM

Hahoo Sensei ko Profile ta malai ek man parena, dui man parena, thin manparena!

Hahoo guru: 5.7 height....shyam sundar,
- Wears a loong daura (without suruwal), kimono style!
-Has shoulder length straight, black, shiny hair
-wear a top knot on his head (samurai style)
- Face: serene, placid, chimsey chimsey eyes... tara chanchaley
- madhur muskan with Buddha -like
-chusey chusey junga on his upper lip. dui thin tyandra chanhi looong loooooooong!
-carries a Japanese dictionary as well as lately Korean
-carries a staff for self defence.
-can be short tempered when not meditating.
-His last name is Entropy

Logic is his game and meandering are his ways!
-Brilliant, bright and ati nai (na) batasey!
Owns a fan club only for the elite and the entropy unchallenged!!!

Ki kaso? Hahoo Sensei? Hajur ko Darshan garna pauney aasha cha mero!

:)
Poonte Posted on 11-Nov-02 05:22 PM

KALANKI...handsome ta handsome, tara jaand ganayera keti haru taap kasing...chasma laune (nakkali OAKLEY)--suhayeni, nasuhayeni...chyateko jeans, old worn out LAKERS ko shirt. Bihana pani kholne, dinbhari thel-gada thelne, ani sanjh ma sajha ma aune...no sahuni ko chhori sori, although he does sometimes dream about Aiswarya Rai...and of Sitara too! Kotha bhari Hindi filim ko heroine haru ko photos bhako...kuna ma chahin Shiva jee ko murti. Kalae naam ko kukur paleko...tin din ma aek patak nuhaune, 'cause he knows the value of water in KTM! Toilet janda MO MO hagne...jattikhera ni driving gloves laune...kapal chahin chhaina--half khuileko...amrika ma 4 yrs basera waks diks pyaks bhayera farkeko...
Dilasha Posted on 11-Nov-02 08:44 PM

What the heck's goin on with all these illustrations? Hahooguru, r u using this info for some kind of analytical research or what? :)

Kanlanki-"Dilasha jyu:....dubli, milya jyaan bhye ko?"

kasto thyakkai milaeko kanlanki ji le! if you're really interested then here's the info:

Dilasha: Sharp features (inherited from great great grandfather Kalu Pandey) Olive complexion; hazel eyes; 5' 6"; Slim and svelte with vital statistics of 36-24-36;dimple on her right cheek;long dark hair with a natural wave;dusky, smoldering, earthy looks;offered a role by Mira Nair which had to be rejected due to lack of schedule. ;-)

Sitara: agli tara motti, bhyatti, hissi napareki, naak chucchi herdai khaunla jasti :)

Simplegal: phucchi, kaali, anuhaar bhari pimple lai pimple ayeki, chimsee, chasma lagaune, chasma nikalda kehi nadekhney :)
HahooGuru Posted on 11-Nov-02 09:07 PM

Dilasha,

yasta posting le research hune bhe maile nobel prize paisakthe. ke garnu Dilasha jasta lepani fake information diyepachi, kasri mero reserach le nobel prize paucha. satyata ta hunu paryo. Jo naramri chha usaiko tyatro gadgadakar model girl ko jasto body feature bhanera dhatne.

La hera na Sitara ra SimpleGal lai chai hochyayera, sab utlo lekheki. Aru ko ta ramro dkehna nasakne kina yasto bani timro Dil-asha. dil ma asha thiyo tara ke garne, kami ko ghar ma bhada pwal parne, damai ko ghar ma bachha nangai, dilasha ko dil chai pwal parera asha bharosha chai nabako.

Loujja bhandiye maile pani man ma lageko jati. Risha ko jhok kehi satya kura aihalcha ki bhanera. Manche lai rishauna parne garna sakyo bhane usko sahi swaroop thaha huncha re kya. Herau yo kati samma sataya ho.

HG
HahooGuru Posted on 11-Nov-02 09:10 PM

Sitara Sama kaki masita:

Ki kaso? Hahoo Sensei? Hajur ko Darshan garna pauney aasha cha mero!




Namari bache kalale sache ek din kaso bhet nahola. Mero hune wala ghar ko thegana
Balaju matsya palan kendra ko south eas corner thyakka jodiyek (2m). Miss jane chhaina.

HG
Dilasha Posted on 11-Nov-02 09:29 PM

Hahoo sensei, anatawa tottemo baka desu....nihon de neparu ni doko e khairimasu ka? anatano uchie to pokhara ni desu ka? sakura wa kirei na hana desu ne! anatano research wa iie dewarimasen. Watashiwa nihon go o' sukoshi hanasu koto ga dekimasu so shi te watashiwa example dekhaying :)

guru ji didn't you hear me say ki "hum wo red kitaab mein haat rakh kar kehte hain ki hum sach bolenge aur sach ke siwa kuch nahin bolenge"? kasto manchey rahecha baaa!!! :)
HahooGuru Posted on 11-Nov-02 10:01 PM

anatawa tottemo baka desu....

goli mari diyeko. ma ta dhale ni ho. centiflat khaye ni ta. tyso bhe Dilasha san chai nihon ma momji herdai. LLCCMG.
SITARA Posted on 11-Nov-02 10:26 PM

Hahoo sensei,

Can I help you on your feet? :P

Tyo ratho kitaab ma hath rakhibaksya ho?.... about your address?

:)
slipknot Posted on 11-Nov-02 11:16 PM

Aight time for me to share my insights, with no intention of harm.
=======================================

Dispelling the myths of three Sajha celebrities:

Sajhapur Citizenship ID: SimpleGal
Height: 5 feet and change
Weight: Varies, depending upon what she eats. Doesn't care about what she eats, but not a glutton.
Complexion: Virgin Olive
Appearance: Short hair, not boys cut. Glasses, often stares at you with her eye balls popping from under the glass rim. Pimples, not harsh outbursts, but enough to remind her she's young and supple. Vital stats, never measured, no time for such trifle self-indulgences, PhD is not a joke, do you understand?
Overall- Moderately sharp features that go well with the sharp purbeli accent.
Strengths: Fluid tongue (in terms of linguistic knowledge), lucent expressions, captures your mind with every word she writes, if you do not dread her knowledgeable persona.
Weaknesses: Doesn't know she has any, but she gets fixated with the "cardinal directions".
Interests: Reading, writing, fantasizing, reading, writing, fantasizing, reading writing, fantasizing...

Sajhapur Citizenship ID: Dilasha
(Information verified by Slipknot, her ex-husband :) )
Height: 5 feet, rounded to the nearest feet.
Weight: Afraid of the scales, but spans equally in both the vertical and horizontal directions.
Complexion: Fair, Olive. Wait, no, that's her make up. No one knows what it looks under the coating.
Appearance: Beauty from far, far from beauty. In Nepali, Tadha bata Sri devi, najik bata Mangaladevi. (May Mangaladevi's soul RIP, she was a good woman, I think/hope). Sharp features, biting like the winter frost. Originaly Nepti, but learnt of the trysts of Michael Jackson. Hazel eyes, again it's her contacts, true color dirty brown. Vital Stats- 36-24-36, wonders of silicon.
Overall- Thank you, thank you, thank you, Silicon!
Strengths: Persistent, diligent in matters of her interests.
Weaknesses: None. wait, that's what she had me believe before I married her.
Interests: Loves to deride others assuming their personas.

Sajhapur Citizenship ID: Sitara
Height: 5 feet something and change
Weight: 100 lbs (110 with the leather boots on. Please add 3 inches to the height as well)
Complexion: Olive (why is everyone olive?).
Appearance: Sharp features. Long hair, long nose, long boots, long looks, long this, long that.. Tulutulu eyes. Yes, you want to dive in them, but wait, she's got a policy, "You can't touch this". Hung by her toes to the heavens (I hope she's wearing pants and not a sari she sometimes adores wearing!)
Overall- "Approachable but unattainable." Single and looking, just not at you. "Independent Woman", an angel, but not Charlies'.
Strengths: Creative mind, she can flirt with many and yet make each one feel she's only flirting with him. She farms poison trees in her one liners of pun.
Weaknesses: A wicked mind, but that could be taken as her wicked strength.
Interests: Being mother Mary, she often sings "Let it be." Taking care of her 25 children. (Are they from the same womb?)

=================

Peace :)
HahooGuru Posted on 12-Nov-02 12:10 AM

Sitara: Tyo ratho kitaab ma hath rakhibaksya ho?.... about your address?


Dhatne kurai chhaina, ni hou mitra Sitara. Kasako lagi dhatne.Adha jindagi gaisakyo,
as I wrote before in some other thread, everything is transparent in my life.

Tyo 7foot ko parkhal just 2m matra chhuncha. Its easy to find my future home.
Najikai cinema hall pani chha, tara Female "Friend" sanga cinema herna jau bhanna nahune, natra tyo pani offer garthe 50m ko distance me nai kya tagada ranjana bhanda khatara cinema hall chha. Najikai Bus Park chha. Sab tayar gareka cchhan, HahhoGuru lai ghar banaye farak pardaina bhanera. Yo sab infrastructure ta merai lagi tayar bhe jasto lagcha.

Arniko le kunai din yo site ma KTM ko photograph publish graema, I will surely let you know the exact point. Tara, ahile ta khali jagga matra chha ni ho. Aghillo choti nepal jada ke hunda chha tyo bichara mero sun ko tukra ma bhanera herna gako ta 4-5jana thita haru ta TAASH kheli raheka. Chuppa lagera farke ma ta, dara le. Charai tira ghar bhako thau paye chhan, Ashu le ghaam basera tyo upanyasha padhe jastai ketaharu le 52 patti ko kitab padhi raheka. Tyasto byastata sanga padhne lai kehi garna milyo. Feri rastrya khel pani ta ho ni, ani BHADA (RENT) pani uthau ki bhaneko, rastriya khel ma BHADA uthaunu pani ta bhe na ni. Patriotism dekhaunu paryo bhanera chuupa lagera farke. Baru aba ghar sar hoina, Lawn Tennis court banaunu parla jasto po chha ta, Sitara ji lai game ma chief guest player ko rupma bolauna. .......... Aune ho? Chief Guest Player.

Aru pachi.
HG
kalankisthan Posted on 12-Nov-02 05:23 AM

"ek phoola thoonga maya ley malai yeso diyebaksetha">>
SITARAJYU, (jyu bhanna ni nahune bha cha pheri, chaplushi haanya bhandinchan)
Aba phool bha ko thong ta khojnai parcha. I am going going gone, soon contact Ashu jyu, Ani uha le tha pa ko tyo Thong pashal ma I go and get bunch of thongs for you. Gimme some time. I have to think if i should beg, borrow or steal. I think i should steal. hmmmm... what is this thong fixation about. sisqo lai contact garnu parya jasto cha.

"Dlasha: Sharp features (inherited from great great grandfather Kalu Pandey) Olive complexion; hazel eyes; 5' 6"; Slim and svelte with vital statistics of 36-24-36;dimple on her right cheek;long dark hair with a natural wave;dusky, smoldering, earthy looks;offered a role by Mira Nair which had to be rejected due to lack of schedule. ;-) ">>>>>>>>>>>

DILASHA JYU,
Tyo tapai po?? Achel euti kaanchi le daily sapana ma aayera sataayera ryaag cha. usko ni height 5' 6", jyaan pani uhi supermodel ko jasto, dimple "preety zinta" jasto... ghoda ko kapal jasto.. tyo look, dimag ma hook ani book bhayera malai shook garaune Hazur po hunundo rahecha... Hazur lai mero biodata patham hazur? Ki hazur ko pitashree lai patham??

heheh
SITARA Posted on 12-Nov-02 09:44 AM

Hahoo ji

Tennis khelne rahara, chaina mero hajura, khali hajur lai bhetne dhoko, entropy ley na tokos!

:)
SITARA Posted on 12-Nov-02 09:50 AM

Kalanki ji

Ashu ji ko ta kurai nagarnus hajur... he is the "hep and happenin" male in KTM.....! channas paye tha tyata tira pani dhoop jalaoonthey...but his penchant for thongs and fetish for stilletoes scare the aanshus (tears) out of me!
SimpleGal Posted on 12-Nov-02 10:17 AM

Slipknot!
Aiiya baba...you hasaunayed me to tears! Good guessing, dear sir!

##Interests: Reading, writing, fantasizing, reading, writing, fantasizing, reading writing, fantasizing...##
LOL!!! Most hasaunaying part!!!
I tell you, am the non-conventional grad isstudent! sunday eves are devoted to Masterpiece Theater (The Forsythe Saga of late), other eves to Friends & Everybody Loves Raymond (I do love Raymond!), and most of my "in between" times LOLing at sajha!! :) Thursdays are my turn to cook---have improved dramatically in the art of daal making and have become quite ghamandi about it, re kya ajha lasta ma.

Reading and writing and fantasing? Wow, what a compliment!! :)

In peace!
SITARA Posted on 12-Nov-02 11:24 AM

Slip Knot ji

ummmm ummmmm ummmmmmmmm!!!!! To you to!!! :)

Kaam payena??? while wearing a sari??? :(

Was wearing a yoga bodysuit.....hajur! Iyengar Yoga: Urdhomukhasan!

Dreaming on hajur? ki phantacizing???????? :P

Tyo Paschim lai mailey janya choo!...Still, living Purwa looking Paschim and getting super crosseyed in the process.... hehe! (ki kaso Paschimji?)

Ashu ji has denounced it as verbal charm...that which will NOT affect him re!!! :(

As far as the 25 kids... Mother Mary had Immaculate Conceptions hajur!!!!!



Hahaha!!! Your profiling: tre bien!! :)
SITARA Posted on 12-Nov-02 11:34 AM

LAU QUOTATIONS NAI HARAYECHA!!!

Slipknot ji!
ummmm ummmmm ummmmmmmmm!!!!! To you to!!! :)

"Hung by her toes to the heavens (I hope she's wearing pants and not a sari she sometimes adores wearing!)"
Kaam payena???

Was wearing a yoga bodysuit.....hajur! Iyengar Yoga: Urdhomukhasan!

Dreaming on hajur? ki phantacizing???????? :P


"Approachable but unattainable."

Tyo Paschim lai mailey janya choo!...Still, living Purwa looking Paschim and getting super crosseyed in the process.... hehe! (ki kaso Paschimji?)

"she can flirt with many and yet make each one feel she's only flirting with him."

MYTH!!

Ashu ji has denounced it as verbal charm...that which will NOT affect him re!!! :(

As far as the 25 kids... Mother Mary had Immaculate Conceptions hajur!!!!!


Hahaha!!! Your profiling: tre bien!! :)

Sorry, had to post twice!
paramendra Posted on 12-Nov-02 11:43 AM

Why am I always a latecomer to the most interesting threads! Well, here goes. These descriptions are of people whom I knew in person before I ever went online, long before Al Gore invented the Internet. Granted I have not seen them in years, and I forgot if I saw one of them this summer, any inaccuracies are to be blamed solely on my deficiencies with my sixth language and the tempests of memory lanes. My attempts:

Sajhapur Citizenship ID: Slipknot.
Height: Kapal katya bela 5 "foot" chanchun, nakatya bela danda katne.
Weight: Hawa le udayo, sapana sabai, huree batas. Protruding ribs when doing push-ups.
Complexion: Dant obviously seto, manchhe Mithun jasto kalo.
Appearance: Awaj karkash, bora chyate jasto, phone ma sunda darlagdo. Gana gayo bhane bhagny parne.
Overall: Has a sixth finger, toe nails hidden.
Strengths: Biceps, triceps, pindaula, soccer khelda ko thigh, hidne style le garda bulging shoulder muscles, chhati bhayankar, keti ko jasto .. "... ko chhati" -- long lost nickname.
Weaknesses: Euta le Shahrukh bhandiyo ek choti, never came back to the ground.
Interests: Playing with language, kabita lekhne, love na parda pani love poems lekhne, hieroglyphics, the symbol zero, pi, keti haroo sanga karkash voice ma jiskine, Nepali convention ma regular, keti haroo lai hello bhanne.

Sajhapur Citizenship ID: Paschim
Height: Approaching Ph.D.
Weight: Beer belly receding due to work overload.
Complexion: Nana tharee ka economic theory haroo complex para le bhanne, e-mail lekhne, Sajha ma fan haroo ryakh ryakhtee. Dherai complex.
Appearance: Somber on first apperance, tara kehi samay pachhi parichay bhaye pachhi loatpoat pardine.
Overall: Sleeping giant. Bedtime stories. "Ham jo karte hain wo kahte nahin, jo kahte hain so karte nahin."
Strengths: Sunglasses.
Weaknesses: Keyboard fingers.
Interests: Wine and Women.
SITARA Posted on 12-Nov-02 11:53 AM

Paramendra ji...

hehe! I always suspected Slipknot was a womanizer! You just confirmed it hajur!!!

Revenge sweet hajur slipknot!

U DA WIMINIZER!!!!!!!!!

:P
paramendra Posted on 12-Nov-02 12:41 PM

Sitara, your words, not mine. To each his or her own.
SITARA Posted on 12-Nov-02 01:06 PM

"To Each His Own"

To Leech His Own!!

:)
krishna Posted on 12-Nov-02 02:01 PM

Kya ho...hahooguru jyu...testari padkina paidaina hai.....tettikai joke gareko po ta.....gurujyu ta malai sarap dina po thalnu bhayechha baa....tapainko nam nai aba hahoo garne jasto chha..aba k garnu ta maile....

paramendra ra sitara le k gareko yesto....to each his her own..kehi bujhina maile..dui jana ko code word ho ki kya ho???????

sitara.paschim lai chodera paramendra tira.....hehehe..joke gareko hai...anyatha nalibakshyos hajur!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zero_creativity Posted on 12-Nov-02 02:10 PM

"sitara.paschim lai chodera paramendra tira..."

You make me laugh!..heheheehhe

Testo hoina hola krishnaji, Strategic alliance matri ho jasto cha....Sitaraji and Paramendraji ko. Feri Paramendraji ra Paschimji classmate bhakeko ho kyare....pachadi bata chura hannu hudinna hola ni....

"Dost dost na raha...pyar pyar na raha...."

Shajapur ko Kura bujhna garoo!!!!!
krishna Posted on 12-Nov-02 02:17 PM

tehi ta ma bhanchu ni zero creativity...((( tapain ko creativity sunna nai ho ta???))))))
sajha ko kura bujhnai garo......class mate haru mai ho zerojyu, hodbaji hune....sitara mero, sitara mero, sitara mero sitara mero, sitara chahi feri paschim na paramendra, ma ta janchu dharmendra tira hola hai maile ta bhandeko chhu.....ani last ma chahi nisthuri le chadera gai hali...herdai herdai arkai ki bhaihali.....dui jana basera runu parla khola ko bagar ma..........hahaha....just kidding hajur......
SITARA Posted on 12-Nov-02 02:43 PM

"....sitara mero, sitara mero, sitara mero sitara mero, sitara chahi feri paschim na paramendra,"

Krishna ji ko aankha pani Sitara tira jasto cha ni!

Warning: Aakasha ko tara, aankha tari marla!

Warn garda garda pani thakisaken ma!!! :(

:P


Parmendra ji re?

I don't want to be one of his "pet peeves" hajur! I don't thrive on negative attention! :P
HahooGuru Posted on 12-Nov-02 04:22 PM

Sitara: Warning:

Good morning in japan.
Malai ta thaha thiyo ni hajur, Aakasha ko tara, aankha tari marla! ho bhanera. Tara pani I am eager to meet you one day.

HG
HahooGuru Posted on 12-Nov-02 04:25 PM

Krishna ji

Kahile kahile rishaye jasto garnu parcha re kya. SMSainju jyu le biz. head
kasto manche hunchan bhanda yasta dhache hunchan bhanera proof garna paryo
ke. Nabhaye pani biz. head hune aasai asa ma you jindagi bityo. aba real world
ma garna naskeko hakimi para yo sajhapur ma dekhayeko ni.

Paramendra ji,

Welcome to the thread I initiated. I think its your arrival that pulled more
peoples, and now any slightly good interesting topic can exceed 100 postings.
Its mainly your Den re kya.

HG
Dilasha Posted on 12-Nov-02 08:43 PM

"Tadha bata Sri devi, najik bata Mangaladevi. Originaly Nepti, but learnt of the trysts of Michael Jackson" ha ha ha! Slippy Slipknot! i'm just laughin my head off! "wonders of silicon"??? not an iota of truth in there. mein jo hun khush hun, khush thi, aur hamesha khush rahungi :) and yes i do wear green contacts to hide that "dirty" (how dare you say that?) brown color. :)

you certainly have a way with humor slippy dear...the funniest creature i've ever known on earth umm..besides Sitara of course :). now i'm regretting the fact that i dumped ya slippy :)...kaka bau ley ta bhanibaksya thiyo ni "naani jawain saahab lai sukhi raakhes, mun ma shanti dilayes, gharbaar ramrasi sambhales" if only you weren't suffering from that deadly disease..:) but anyway as a form of gratitude to my "bhutpurwa swami" i want to present him with this special gift- his own "profile"

Paramendra ji, hajur ko description sabai galat, except for some :)

Sajhapur Citizenship ID: Slipknot a.k.a Chiplegantho a.k.a Slippy

Height: 5'4" (that's why i couldn't wear high heels)Just kiddn....5'11" but often laments about not gettin that extra inch to round it up to 6 and blames it on his dad :)

Weight: let's not even indulge in this as this had been a serious issue in the past the second cause of our birek up :)but heard he's shed those extra pounds with a strict regimen. kya ho?? :)

Complexion: Another name for "angaar" Gosh I had to spend oodles of money on Fair and Lovely JUST for him. :)which worked pretty well though.

Appearance: Debonair...has a strong penchant for clothes like Jackie shroff, girls easily go gaga over him.

Sex appeal:cleft on his chin :)

Overall- Sensational!!

Strengths: Multifaceted person.

Weaknesses: Delirous, "i'd die if people didn't recognize me" attitude

Interests: women, women and just women! :)


As for the others, here's my guesstimated "lookalike" profiles:

Paschim: V.S Naipaul

Ashu: Shatrughan Sinha

Paramendra: Enrique Iglesias

Biswo: Jawaharlal Nehru

Hahooguru:Jackie Chan

Jira:Mehmood

Poonte:Jimmy Fallon

Najar:Lisa Ray

Ruck:Shabana Aazmi

Junkie:Mick Jagger

Protean:Vinod Khanna

M.P:Mike Wallace of 60 min fame

Isolated Freak:Bill O'Reilly

Arnico:Rajesh Khanna

Sitara:Nandita Das

Simplegal:Bosky Gulzar

NK:Shobha De

Svengali:Satyajit Ray

Kalanki:Jay Leno

Czar:Steve Jobs

Siwalik:Rajiv Gandhi

Trikal: Jattadhari Maharishi Mahesh Yogi Jr. :)

Last but not least Slippy again: John Nash......ok ok Robert Redford in the movie Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid :)
HahooGuru Posted on 12-Nov-02 09:22 PM

Did everyone hear, I am the Jackie Chan in Sajhapur. Dilasha you are the only great who can saturate my heart "Dil" with "Asa". Thank you^infinity.

Hahooguru:Jackie Chan
SITARA Posted on 12-Nov-02 09:25 PM

Hahoo Sama: Dalai Lama....or Laughing Buddha!!

:)
paramendra Posted on 12-Nov-02 11:36 PM

"...if only you weren't suffering from that deadly disease...."

I am deeply concerned. Can it be cured? How much time do we have?

"Paschim: V.S Naipaul
Ashu: Shatrughan Sinha "

Paschim writes well, and Ashu has the temperament of that Shotgun Sinha -- " .. did I say this? NO. .. did I say that? YES......." - but, hare, what a comparison!

"Enrique Iglesias.." This is only the second time I have heard that name, the first time I did a Google on him. Now I just need to keep hidden from you so you can keep living with your illusion! :-)

"...Arnico:Rajesh Khanna..."

I have a story. A new student shows up at school. His name is Rajesh. After introducing himself he would always add, "Just don't confuse me with Rajesh Khanna." One day someone retorted: "Infact you are much more handsome!"

Dil, this is hilarious, even though I don't seem to recognize a third of the names, on both sides of the staring colons!

Dilasha: Madhuri Dixit (.. if only because your username reminds me of that movie each time ......"sheesha ho ya dil ho, akhir, toot jata hai ....... is that from the film "Aasha?"....)
paramendra Posted on 12-Nov-02 11:40 PM

Sitara: "I always suspected Slipknot was a womanizer!"
Slip: "Define womanizer."
Arnico Posted on 13-Nov-02 01:55 AM

I think this URL belongs to someone who spends too much time on google trying to find out details about other people:

http://www.geocities.com/gyaneswor/
GP Posted on 13-Nov-02 02:34 AM

Dear Arnico,

I (I mean GP) am back to Sajha.com to defend the posting of my personal URL.
Well, its open and you can post it freely anywhere you like. Avatar links should
not be derived if its not available in Google. I would appreciate that very much.

Since you published my URL here, so, I must advertise another URL on me made by someone who makes money by selling my name at Amazon.com. I am posting the following URL to boost my image, re kya.

http://balkema.ima.nl/Scripts/cgiBalkema.exe/author?AutNo=2392

Last year, I promished to someone that I will offer him dinner if my name appears in
Amazon Book store. URL to Amazon.co.jp:

http://www.amazon.co.jp/exec/obidos/search-handle-form/250-1621674-7583448

If you have thick wallet or thick research funds, its worth purchasing it.

Regards.
GP
GP Posted on 13-Nov-02 02:43 AM

Wow, the amazon.co.jp url I posted earlier failed to produce the page.

Here is trick.

http://www.amazon.co.jp/

then, type "Pokharel" as search key word. You will find
two guys, Dr. Jagadish Chandra Pokharel and Me.

Unfortunately, amazon.com fried my name and only listed first 4 authors. So sad. K Garne?

GP
Arnico Posted on 13-Nov-02 03:09 AM

Hi GP, welcome back :)

Your URL had been posted on sajha in the past (it may still have only been called gbnc.org then)... I believe by yourself too! It was found again in seconds using google. And it would not have been posted here had not your "friend" HG gone around snooping about me on google and then posted findings on a different thread in sajha.com including information that had never been divulged on sajha before.

Anyway, your book looks interesting, but a bit too heavy for my wallet right now!
krishna Posted on 13-Nov-02 04:59 AM

Sitarajyu, Krishna ko akha ta sadhai sitara tirai ho ni...sitara ko ankha chahi kata ho kuni???

hahoogurujyu, thaha cha malai...kahile kahi rishako jasto acting garnu parcha bhanera....rish ma pani kahile kahi mithas hunchha....jastai tapain ko rish ma....
Poonte Posted on 13-Nov-02 06:50 AM

Dilasha,

Who's Jimmy Fallon? I hope he's absolutely stunning! ;)

If not, what the heck, I think I can be contented that you thought of me :)
SimpleGal Posted on 13-Nov-02 06:59 AM

Lemme join the bandwagon re kya ajha beginning mai!

Sitara: Tall, long haired (as she said), Roman naak, salakka pareko jiu despite mothering 25 kids re kya ajha bichcha mai, good cook, perfect hostess at parties, her teaching prowess is evident in the poem by her 7-yr-old student. Writes very much like my fav writer Oscar Wilde.

Paschim: Just as HahooGuru described this dusky dude!

Dilasha: Vivacious, shoulder length hair, wears contacts, jiu daal chai Sonali Bendre jasto, popular with children as evident in her love of trick-o-treatin, men go ga-ga over her chulbule-ness. She is the asha of many dils, but nirasha to many as she is also "approachable but unattainable."

Slipknot: Ahem! Definitely wears glasses, is a fan of T-shirts, popular with women with his analytical but hugely poetic ishtyle of writing. Certainly stole my heart with his discussions of Aschenbach with me! Not muscular, but a perfect Calvin Klein model. Hair like Shahrukh style.

Deep: Portly, junga dhari, nose buried in the everyday happenings of life and when he lifts his head out a story is born. Height medium. Life of the party anywhere he goes.

Dhumbasse: Dumb chai hai na hai re kya ajha casting mai! Padhante with a killer sense of humor. Thrives on pizza and beer on weekends. Weekdays are spent hasaunaying people, both socially and academically. Tara is a stellar student in his own right.

Kalankisthan: Love parring madly with sauni ko chhori, so coming back from Amrika just for her. Now dhukking her daily at the pani tyanki and bhattking around sauni ko pasal just for ek jhalak of that divine beauty. Tall, slim, handsome like Vinod Khanna. Tara padhai nasakaing in Amrika, so ishtill lookin phor job sob. Then will magging hath of sauni ko chhori for happily ever after. In the meantime, tole ka ketis going pagal for him.

Sorry, would love to write more. But gotta go to Iskool now!
More laters.

In peace.
SITARA Posted on 13-Nov-02 07:00 AM

Dilasha ...

Hmmmmm, Some others told me I look like Nandita Das too..... Interesting!!!!

Who is she anyways????? :S

Does she have 25 kids too??????? But as SKnotji said, You Would know the details and use it wouldn't you hajur? :)

Have a wonderful day!
HahooGuru Posted on 13-Nov-02 07:19 AM

Dilasha,

If it was before I got married, I would have asked an artist specialized on sketches based on oral explanations and has capacity to draw Sitara's as if s/he is just infront of him (called illustrator(?)), and kept her photograph in my purse all the time, dreamt of having her in real life. God bless, I should not be in the same city that she lives, because of possibility of turning into stalker.

Thanks god, I am can stay away from her (in this particular sense). Sitara looks like 32sai lakchhyanle yuukta bhayeki ek matra Nepali apsara. (if you feel abused, my apology. The thread has gone to this direction). Everyone illustrates you the best.


HG
SITARA Posted on 13-Nov-02 07:59 AM

Hahoo Guru ji

Goodmorning from US!

Myth! Myth! Myth!

Much ado about Nothing!!!

Sitara just happens to be a Fallen star hajur, raised to the high heavens by the kindness and compassion of Sajhapure janata! And for a newcomer, she does Not deserve so much attention! Really!

:)
DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) Posted on 13-Nov-02 08:09 AM

Hey gurujyu!!

tyo hajurko pani Purse rachecha...maile ta Wallet bhan thnaya thiye...ali namilya jasto lagera bhani topaleko matrai hu...galti bhayema Agyanilai maaaf gara ..re kya ajha lastma..:(
KaLaNkIsThAn Posted on 13-Nov-02 08:18 AM

Dilasha jyu, Dhanyabaad dhanyaabaad Malai Jey Leno bhanya ma. Tyo ko re jay leno bhanya? Fillum ko hero haina? hero ta ho ni ma hehe...(dhick chi takun dhik chi takun)

Mero heart aaja khushi le gad-gad bhaying.

Simple jyu le ta jhan Vinod khanna re. (tak dhi nakin tak dhi nakin tak dhi nakin tak). Tara america bata Nepal aako chai hoina ni, Nepal bata America kahile nagako chai. Rakshaul bhanda paari kahi ni gaa chaina. Rakshaul ni hoina, Jogbani... Tai pani me happy today.

Aru sajha ma aaune Ladies haru le sunya ho ki hoina?

dilasha jyu le jey leno re
simple jyu le vinod khanna re
sitara jyu le TDH re malai ehhhehh. mera to chaandi cutting ho gaya.

oh.. ma ke garum ke garum bho. gayera aslam marshya ka kaapal kaatchu.

aja ashadhaai khushi laaging

I'm singing in the rain
Just singing in the rain
What a glorious feeling
I'm happy again

I'm laughing at clouds
So dark up above
'Cause the sun's in my heart
And I'm ready for love

Let the stormy clouds chase
Everyone from the place
Come on with the rain
I've a smile on my face

I'll walk down the lane
With a happy refrain
'Cause I'm singing
Just singing in the rain.
SITARA Posted on 13-Nov-02 08:20 AM

Krishna ji

Sita ra ko man ta Vishnu kai avatar ma huncha ni hajur! :)

Radhey Shyam!! ;)


SGAL

hehe! You are too kind!!! I can't take credit for the 7 yr olds poem.... It was HER Creation, not mine! Like your poem was yours not your teacher's !


Poonte ji

But ofcourse you are Handsome; Michael J fox!!! ;)
KaLaNkIsThAn Posted on 13-Nov-02 08:27 AM

By the way, SIMPLE GIRL Jyu,
that was wonderful!! I was laughing like crazy when i read your posting.

Baru euta Hint dinu paryo,

Sitarajyu ra Dilasha jyu ma kollai taakum?
Dubai jana ko description malai man parne khaal ko rahecha.

hazur le bhannus matrai ma ahile gayer geet gai halchu, uha haru lai pattyauna.

(kun geet gaam)
Ek aank maaru to sitara pat jaaye
duji aank maru to dilasha pat jaye
Dono aankhe maaru to ...(dhyak dhyak dhyak).. .
dono aankhe maaru to andhera ho jaaye, andhera ho jaaye!!


;)
Poonte Posted on 13-Nov-02 08:33 AM

Koi le Jimmy Fallon re, koi le Fox re...

Danga parera ma pani harsha la gad gad bhayera khutta nai nateki, udera aina herna gayen...YAMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAA!!!!! TARSERA JASSARI PUGEKO THIYEN, TESSARI NAI FARKEN! The quickest fast rewind!

Adhai-footae khutta...jiu le garda jen-ten le total 4 foot pugne...bhundi herda bhakundo khelun khelun lagne--pyatlyakkai niskya...aankha herda haat thapun thapun lagne--baldengra...talu herda kathai bara bhanera sumsumyaun sumsumyaun lagne--chillai bhayera khuilya...aru ke bhanum? Half inch thick chaasma...naak dhonde naaa dhonde--kwappai toki diun jasto lagne...kaan heryo, ahile nai udera chamatkar dekhaula jasto...lips euta chahin sexy chha hai--aekdam dhyabro...yehin ho yo sano Poonte ko illustration
DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) Posted on 13-Nov-02 09:21 AM

DR. Dimple Gal!!

Milena ..milena..Milena...ajha..lastma bhanepani, shuruma bhanepani ..bichma bhane pani milena...Uta kata ho DUMB AND DUMBER bhanne..yeta aayera chahi padhante re , Milena..jhan tyesmathi 'Thrives on pizza and beer on weekends" Jhan milena..yo Abhagi ko kha tyetro bhagya...weekend ma pizza ra beer ladaune...Football ta hernna paidaina...

" HONEY ! I LOVE YOU LIST" le phursat hundaina ..re kya ajha lastma..

tara hajurko satprayash kati kurama chahi khera gayeko chaina...thank you HAJUR ..Re kya ajha Sitara style le Jhan lasstama...:)
HahooGuru Posted on 13-Nov-02 10:03 AM

DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) : San is great for me, who allowed double click to know the meaning of word. Here we go:

Purse

n 1: a bag used for carrying money and small personal items or accessories (especially by women); "she reached into her bag and found a comb" [syn: bag, handbag, pocketbook] 2: a sum of money spoken of as the contents of a money purse; "he made the contribution out of his own purse"; "he and his wife shared a common purse" 3: a small bag for carrying money

--
yaar, ma timi jasto symantic ta hoina, dhurandhar pani hoina. hamra gaam tira purse pani bhanchan wallet pani bhanchan. Afule ta purse ra wallet bhanne janekai 25kate pachi. hehhehe. uhi, bathroom ra shower ko joke garthyo ni yaha kasaile tyastai ho mitra. as long as you get the meaning, don't worry much in informal talk. bye. hg
Deep Posted on 13-Nov-02 10:31 AM

man ma aasha awaz ma prashna
sochaima umanga herai ma "khai"
chhodera gaye jhai gari uta parkine
maiyaharulai nasakine bho ki kyaho?
DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) Posted on 13-Nov-02 11:26 AM

Guru jyu ko upadesh siropar!! gurubar!!

maile gurulai thaha chaina bhanna khojeko hoina..aafulai dhuradhar dekkhauna khojeko pani hoina... suryalai tuki dekhayera ke mapai bho ra guru!! tai pani yeuta subhechuk ko natale jhatta herda kasto namileko , namileko jasto lagera bhaneko matra hun...

aba hamilai ta je bhane pani huncha..aafnai macnhe hau..bahira phera ali " you got the meaning " bhanda pani naramro hola bhanera matrai ho..

anyatha nasochnu hola re kya ajha lastama ..
slipknot Posted on 13-Nov-02 12:37 PM

Paramendra: How did you know about 'Shahrukh Khan'? ;)

"...manchhe Mithun jasto kalo..."
Kale bha'ni Mithun hero nai ho! :)

"Define Womanizer"
Women lai dekhna sath aaija aaija bhanne manchhe womanizer, hoina ra? :)

"...I forgot if I saw one of them this summer..."
Umer le smaransakti lai dhakka dya jasto chha ni. :)

Sitara: If you look like Nandhita Das, lemme sing this for you--
Sitara ko taar taar tar tar, fursad bhaye eh "hajur" bhetau Shanibar? :)

Dilasha: Hmmm, about the deadly disease, I'll never forgive you for giving me that! :) Hera manchhe ko yaha laif baarbad!
Mero cleft ta birsya rainachha ta. Hmmm, should I start talking about your THAT mole? Hehe ;)
"Interests: women, women and just women! :)" - Yes, yes, Oh Yes!!! :)
Paramendra- definitely Enrique, profile bata tara. Passport foto ma chahi thyakkai Amitaaaaaaahhh Bachhan.

SimpleGal: Timilai ma k bhanu, chasma layera bhanu ki contacts layera bhanu, T-shirt layera bhanu ki, CK modeling pose diyera, j hos, bhanna chahi bhanchhu, dhyan diyera suna. "It was nice talking about Aschenbach and Lolita with you." :)

===========

Peace!!!
krishna Posted on 13-Nov-02 03:25 PM

Sita ko ankha ta sadhai Vishnu tirai ho hajur.....
SITARA ko chahi kata ho ni?????
slipknot Posted on 13-Nov-02 04:43 PM

Krishna ji, Sita ko aankha ra Ram ma ho, Ram ma...

Krishna Krishna, Radhe Radhe,
Sitara'm, Sitara'm!!!
krishna Posted on 13-Nov-02 04:50 PM

Ram Vishnu Krishna.......eutai avataaar slipknotjyu....

sitaram sitaram......somebody cut that "m"....
SimpleGal Posted on 13-Nov-02 05:37 PM

Me on bandwagon, (contd.)

Poonte: Shooo Shweeet! Sano sano manchhe, Aamir Khan jasto, with the new Hip Dil Chahta Hai look with a full head of hair. Loves to wear leather jacket, loafers (shoes ni feri!), bindaas style of laughing with his upturned chin and in the process, gets tomoto-red cheeks. Employed in the IT business, ummm somewhere in mid-Manhattan. Loves to sing at Nepali gatherings (I hope to see you next time I'm in town!).

Lonely: Average height. Thin haired. Long nose, but nice. Ali motaunu parchha. Wears a ring on his index finger. And makes me laugh for an entire day! And trust me, it's difficult to make laugh 'cause I suck big time at getting jokes! He's not really lonely---he's being IRONIC, ki kaso? Keti harulai unlai dekhera chhare rog lagchha bhanne sunchhu. blyang-blyangti ladchhan sabai re.

Protean: Unlai herdai machhe ma tagat auney. Tall, broad shouldered, muscular arms, Sean Connery jasto. Philosophy ma atti ruchi chha unko. He is a prolific writer. Versatile (a must in every man!). Kaam chai IT business ma nai chha bhannu parla.

Bhedo: Average height, goro-goro manchhe. Gala ma dimples. Chul-bule, with a tad bit of sadistic tendency, but harmless if you can handle him (with care!). Intelligent and an eager learner. Is very popular among people who can take his attitude with a grain of salt. Otherwise, be prepared!

Niharika: Definitely a lass in her late adolescence. Your writing (style, not contents!!) says it all, my dear! Has recently done her hair in dreadlocks. Khatra body that she is not of two minds to flaunt. Her thong and panty talk are, I must say, bold in the STRONG GAL sense, without being lewd in any way. You go girl!!!

Ruck: One word---Maternal. Embedded in it, qualities unfathomable.

Najar: Sharp, quick-witted, tall and slim. Popular with peers. Beautiful eyes, hence the emphasis on the poetic version of them. We were planning to hide Paschim's shoes on the day of his nuptials with Sitara. Whatever happened to it, Najar??? :) Raat biti baat biti po bhaye chha ta! A working professional who feels that she has miles to go before she marries. But has, in the meantime, hazaron mastaneys about her najar! Watch out fellas! Teer-e-najar lagala natra!

Krishna: Shyam barna ko. Tall, a bit patulo. Bharkhar settle down bhaeko le, wife is learning to cook, so in due time, he'll put on magnificently! Great sense of humor, and very perceptive. Works professionally, I'm assuming in the IT business as well. For some reason, I've a hunch that you are a New Yorker! :)

Arnico: Hey, we're in the same town and still haven't met, huh? :) Anyways, he's on the taller side, goro-goro, exotic eyes with his blend of Chhetri and Magar genes (Ahem, did I hear a French influence somewhere? Gotta check my sources). Soft-spoken--the epitome of Jo hotey hain woh boltey nahin.

Aru koi chhute ma, maafi paun.

In peace.
HahooGuru Posted on 13-Nov-02 05:58 PM

Including me, many of us are now turning on Dilasha and Sitara to tease them as if they are nearby passing PK girls in orange colored sari (ek jana sathi le PK ko KT ko bihe ko kura chaleshi, hamro tyo sathi le afno "fiancee" lai herna hamilai kati din tyo PK ko west side ko restaurant ma coffiee and French Crossant ko "bill" tireko yaad auchha. Ani hami chai sab passing "ORANGE" girls lai herdai ma makkha, bichara sathi chai UNILAI kurda kurda, finally, bho Aunna hola jau bhanera hidtheu.

Hamra Sajhapure haru pani katai yastai karyakram le grasit ta chhainan. These girls pass everyday from the same route, same set of young naughty boys "we are". Well, at the beginning they "these girls" were annoyed (I guess) and their used to talk "kasti kaam nabhaka mora haru hai, SLC ma 4/5 choti fail bhayera kaam nalagne bhaka abara haru blah blah..". As time passed the boys were teased back "tyasto angar jasto kale lai hamle ta paitala ko dhulo pani dinnou ni ho ... " and finally, know them each other closely that the boys feel whether they are street boys borned to tease these young girls or are so much intimidated that they don't know the differences between their male friends and these ladies "acquired friend" (my own phrase). I am sure if a new set of new guys come around and try to tease these girls, these naughty boys even jumped on to defend the girls. I am afriad, the girls are so used to with these guys, in their absence from the corner of the street while going to PK, they feel vacated when these guys do not appear for some reason. ... I wish such situation does not arise in this forum.

Well, it looks Sitara and Dilasha are very comfortable with the way some Sajhapure tease them, make fun, get fun in return. I am only afraid, if they are pretending to be happy will those teasing in order to survive in this male dominated society, or they are really enjoying from heart? If I had the capacity of reading their heart like in the movie "what women want?", I would have first read their heart and made my next move. Arkako man ko kura thaha nahune, bahir herda sab thik chha. J hos, don'T live under stress, its tell frankly that "mind your biz.ness" to us if it really hurt you great ladies. No need to hide. San sanga jiu san sanga marou, stress ma jiune stress ma marne hoina kya. "san" is not equal to Webmaster san, tara pani sajhapura ko god bhako le "san" will not die with us, he should be serving more and more peoples. ..

HG
HahooGuru Posted on 13-Nov-02 06:02 PM

correction:

"they feel vacated " lai "they feel deserted" bhanda ajha ramro hola ki?

Hg
SITARA Posted on 13-Nov-02 07:34 PM

Hahoo Guruji,

Your analogy of PK is pretty observant hajur! But, here is something I do in my postings:


with the flirtatious- I flirt verbally
with the humorus- I laugh outloud
with the intelligent- I attempt to learn
with the harsh- I retort scathingly
with the respectful-I respect
with the nice-I respond nicely
with the illogical-I repond reasonably!
with the malicious- I respond with wit
with the petty- I ignore!!!!!!!!!!!


And therefore I respond in kind!!!!!

Would it matter if the sajhaites ceased to give me their attention?..... Well perhaps, my "ego" might get a bruising!...would it affect my opinions of them? NOT! I think I have come to know most of them through their postings and the interactions..... very positive!!!! :) My opinions will remain the same regardless! Will I miss their absence? ofcourse with those whom I have interacted.... but will I pine for them? No!

But I do digress!
DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) Posted on 13-Nov-02 07:45 PM

you go girl!! Sitara!! i have said somewhere before " Hamro Sajhako Nabhama udayeki Sitara le sadahi chamki nai rahanu parcha, batuwa harulai bato dekhai nai rahanu parcha"

Bela belama lanchana haru aaulan, tara remember, jatti mathi uklyo tyetti nai broad scenary unfolds infront of you, similarly, all those around you gonna notice you easily as you remain at the peak"

Kahile kahi ta PK ko taruni jasto pani hunu parcha, yeso gali pani garnu parcha hamro guru gi le bayan gareko jasto...

All the best wishes to you ..re kya ajha lastma..
Protean Posted on 13-Nov-02 08:30 PM

SimpleGal:

Wow, you're very articulate and meticulous in your delivery.

I appreciate the description. :-).
Sacchikai Tyesto bha bahye ta Bhai halthyo ni.

Anyway, mukh ma dudh bhaat jawos for these comments.


Wa Takat Aune Re? Something like Glucose , or Horlicks? Or like the Grand Ocean re kya aja last ma?:-).

Yo Sean Connery jasto chai khoi ba. Baru Sean Connery Protean Jasto ho ki kya ho?:-)
Jhaan Yo broad shoulder ,and tall ta Jhaan na Milya ho ki. Baru chaysike, hoki kaso? :-).

Aba Protean Bhane Pachi ta Versatile [illusion ta dina] hunu paryo ni hoina? :-)

Interesting to note that my ramblings turned me into a philosophical ma chaaso baheyko person with prolific writing:-).

Jhaan yo IT re?
Yo bidyarthi lai yesto reponsibility bhanya. Jhaan yeso Tibaat tira gayrea yeso 7 yrs. katu bhanya yo padhai sakyo Pachi :-).


Let me try to portray SimpleGal:

SimpleGal:
Very passionate and articulate. Keen and highly developed [while complex] mind that can actually try to figure out how other minds might operate . Is able to Enjoy life's simple moments. Is able to display her evolved mind's creations with lucid, bold, stimulating, and exciting writings and artistic expressions.

Elegant, vivacious, and resplendent. Medium in height.Probably looks like Audrey Hepburn.


La aba Ta eti nai.
Aba yo Bidyarthi chai dui chaar din Tuppi kasera padhna hano payro jungle tira :-).
Natra Khattam cha Kya.
najar Posted on 13-Nov-02 09:05 PM

Simplegal, oh how sweet of you to imagine me that you. I wish i was anywhere close :( tara pani ma ta oonday haawa ma danga parera.

now lemme attempt
Simplegal--saani saani raamri, sadhai ramaila kura garne, chasma lagaune. Kapal chhoto. Always rushing and running from classroom to dorm (to check postings on sajha) , adequate nindra napayera aankha chahin tired dekhi ni. Dil thhulo, reach out garna pani pachhi nahatne, nepal prati apaar maya--wants to bring nepal into global focus through her daaktari khoji---complexion chahin simple gal ko goro, ho ki hoina la bhana? meg ryan jasti tara ali hochi :)

hera hai keta ho, maile ta bhandya chhu kasti chhin simplegal bhanera :)
krishna Posted on 13-Nov-02 10:48 PM

simplegal, are you a jyotish kya ho???? thyammai milyo la...euta kura chahi bhayena..wife is learning to cook re...hettiri, kaha wife ko kuro garnu bha bhanya...gopiniharu bhagchan k...biha nai bhako chaina...ahile bhat afai banaunu parne cha hernus na...yeti chadai kaha bihe garnu...Radha ta paiyo tara Radha intercaste parera Krishnako kuro bigrela jasto po cha ta...

hahooguru, what women want bhanne thaha bhaideko bhaye, I would have first read their heart and made the movie...yo kuro ta malai sarai chitta bujyo..
HahooGuru Posted on 13-Nov-02 11:00 PM

hahooguru, what women want bhanne thaha bhaideko bhaye, I would have first read their heart and made the movie...yo kuro ta malai sarai chitta bujyo..

Tyo movie hera ni mitra. Ani ta alikati bhe pani skeleton thaha huncha ni. Movie ta hera.
"What women want". Afule ta Box office ma hereko, i.e. on the first week of release. Kya ananda ayo.
krishna Posted on 13-Nov-02 11:05 PM

heri sakyo hahoogurujyu.....2-3 choti nai bhyaisakyo....its a good movie....first day first show ta naherepani ghar day ghar show chahi bhayo....
SITARA Posted on 14-Nov-02 05:38 AM

Slipknot ji;

Sitara'm! Sitara'm! Sitara'm re'?????????????

What is that which is common in:

The Southern Devil, Sitara'm and Slipknot.....?????
Can you tell hajur?????

All three posses a "Beautiful Mind!"
:P
SITARA Posted on 14-Nov-02 08:37 AM

Dumbasse ji...

Hajur ko shubda haroo le malai choyo ni! Thank you! You are very kind and perceptive. I don't know how you look, but such a mundane detail is irrelevant. You have a warm and beautiful personality!

:)
DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) Posted on 14-Nov-02 08:50 AM

Aba look na sook ni ..Khurukka email le hanne ho ..takera ...paharakai nakhane gari..hehe :)

Look bhanyo bhane ta tyo Kalanki ko sauni lai Kahire le chiya khanda "look! look" bhanera Chiya ma dubeko jhinga lai dekhauda , sauni ta tap re ..looknalai ...(kalanki lai thaha hunu parch tyo kura).. tyestai hola ni pheri ...hehe

Ani tyo lekhda kheri ali 'dumbass le pani padhnu parcha, bhanera ali sajilo gari lekhe hundaina ..bujhnai garo..Just a suggetion re kya ajha lastma ..hehe :)

thank you..for your thank you!!
Rusty Posted on 14-Nov-02 09:05 AM

Why doesn't everybody post his/her pics???? Illustrations na illustrators!!! All illusions will go away... If you want, I can post my pic first....LOL. How does that sound Sitara Ji;)

Actually If u want to see my pic,
www.picposts.com/main.html/rusty.html

Ani Sitara Ji....aja bihan.....ummmmmmm!!!!! Beluka ta....!!!
SITARA Posted on 14-Nov-02 09:11 AM

Krishaji: Another one with a gentle soul! :)

Hahooguru ji: Logically perceptive.... has a soft spot in the heart! Compassion is there, but has to be earned!

Arnico ji: A gentleman to the core!

Paschim ji: Gracious, genteel and observant!

Ruck : Beauty and Compassion personified

Protean ji: Gentle and a reflective thinker

Czar: An officer and A Gentleman

Soleil: Bright and beautiful as Apollo

Rusty: Smart as hell but modest!

Oys: Brilliant boy, with a heart of gold!

Nepe: Voice of reason and pragmatism

Isolated Freak: Brilliant, young and an idealist

Soul free: Heroic tendencies (at least for me! :)

Ashu: Smart, provocative, bright with the dark side of the moon! His light side has to be earned! :)

Paramendra: Intelligent idealist with a soft side to his heart!

Tropical: Hot hot hot! with cool side!

Ebony: A poet without a mission to prove!

Poonte: funny side up, with a wonderful personality

Hippie: Amazing creativity....warm

Najar: an absolute lady!

SGal: Young, Bright, Writes with a mission...

Bedo: Young in every way!

smr: Extremely intelligent with a warm personality

Biswo: Hot blooded and brilliant

Biruwa: Humorus, outspoken (my parner in crime!)

M.P.: A lethal mixture of talent and humour with a wonderful personality.

NP: Irrational rationality!

Junki: Incredible sense of humour, smart as hell!

Slipknot: I will reply with your own "ummmmmmmm ummmmmmmmm ummmmmmmmmm!!" hehe need I say more? :P

Anepalikt: Firebrand with a soft heart!

Hard: Softness personified!

Suna: Smart, funny and curious as hell! :)

Niharika: Knows what she is doing! hehe!:)

Dirk: Silent, yet articulate when he speaks! My first interaction in Sajha!:)


more.............:)
SITARA Posted on 14-Nov-02 09:16 AM

Kalanki: wit and humor personified! He translated my Sanskrit Dance mantra to Shiva into a political context!!!! hehe
was absolutely original!
DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) Posted on 14-Nov-02 09:20 AM

Sitara!!
hajurlai dance pani aaucha....sachhikai TANDAV dance ho hajur. ki just " TWIST" matrai..Tyo Twist ta malai pani aaucha...ajah Chance ma dance pani aaucnha re kya ajha lastma..hehe...:)
DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) Posted on 14-Nov-02 09:21 AM

Rusty bro!! tyo website ma ta PORN pics sibaya chaina...tapiako anekau pojko Porn pics chahi naherau hola re kya ajha lastma..
HahooGuru Posted on 14-Nov-02 09:22 AM

Sitara, do you know in any program who comes the last? just before program starts.

That is chief guest. I thought the end of this thread. But, chief guest has just arrived. Sitara's judgement or summary on illustrations have just emerged. "chief posting in this thread". (My personal judgement). The main show will start now. Pararara... Tali bajanai lagyo, as the chief guest enters the hall.

HG
SITARA Posted on 14-Nov-02 09:22 AM

Rusty ji....

Thumbs up! Sunny side up....! It is sunny out here in DC ! will go for a loooooooooooooong ghumaooro drive this evening! :)
SITARA Posted on 14-Nov-02 09:27 AM

And I will enter the hall with my Enlightened Judgements graciously "daan garod " by my Guru, Hahoo Sensei (Darshan hajur....with a DEEP Japanese bow!)!

Kunechiwa!

I love your geroo kimono....Do you like my Electric Blooooooo Sari?

:)
HahooGuru Posted on 14-Nov-02 09:37 AM

Sitara: Do you like my Electric Blooooooo Sari?

Why not! Straight YES. Go Ahead.

HG
SimpleGal Posted on 14-Nov-02 09:37 AM

Audrey Hepburn re Protean le? Testi ramri bhae ta bhaihalthyo ni! :)

Yeah I do check for sajha postings, but not from dorm. I have my own apt. this time! (Ali kata show-off gardya kya! ;)

Najar, thyakkai milayau timile mero profile! :) except kapal lambyaune koshish ma chhu...shoulder muni pugya chha ahile lai....

Sitara, you are too kind! :)

In peace.
HahooGuru Posted on 14-Nov-02 09:42 AM

Electric Kotatsu (japanese table that has electric heating lamp under the table),
electric blanket, electric carpet, electric jacket, ... ta suneko dekheko bhogeko pani ho.
Tara afoooooo paryo logne manche, tyo electric sari nasune ko. Lau tyo pani aipugyo.
Aba sari laune lai pani khub maja hune bho ni ta jado ma. LLCCMG.

HG
Junkie Posted on 14-Nov-02 09:45 AM

Sitara jyu ..... you made everyone beautiful .... one of my fren just told me about this three concept of: connectors, mavens and salesman (The Tipping Point).

You are a connector!
(kaati dherai manchhe chine hola .... hehe :-))

Mero chayee milena. Ruga lageko hola, gaja ko gandah aayena hola tesai lay :-)
HahooGuru Posted on 14-Nov-02 09:47 AM

Oh! I am sorry! Tyo heating "conventional temperature" badhaune sari nabhayera, heart ko beat badhaune electric sari po rahechha. kya jhal jhal chha ni ho. Sitara ji, kaha kineko ni. Kati paryo bhanera sodhha tyo saman ko abamulya hola bhanne daar, tyo chai nasodhou. J hos program chai jhalaakar bhayera jane bho. Garama garam ka ssath. Sitara le bijuli ko sari layera andhakar theatre ma chamak chamak bijula jhilka haru dida ta akasha ka tara nai khase jasto huna bho ni.

HG
SITARA Posted on 14-Nov-02 09:48 AM

LAU!!!!!!!

Guru ji.....

Electric is the "BLUENESS" of the sari! NOT THE SARI! Wakarimaska hahoo sama?

ELECTRIC BLUE!
"Guaranteed to electrify those with ramro nazar!"
"Guaranteed to electricute those with naramro nazar!"

I respond in kind...even in the way I dress hajur!

:P
SITARA Posted on 14-Nov-02 09:57 AM

Junki ji...

I have "seen" you when you HAVE Been HIGH on LIFE!!!! :)

I remember everyone I interact with, hajur!.......I sense their psyche and their personality... and the vibes they give out! I absorb the positive and deflect the negative! :)
Rusty Posted on 14-Nov-02 10:01 AM

Gosh!!!!!
Rusty Posted on 14-Nov-02 10:01 AM

The rate of postings this thread is 20 posts/min...LOL.
najar Posted on 14-Nov-02 10:02 AM

Sitara, excellent illustration-- short, sweet yet captures the true personality behind each cybername :)
Rusty Posted on 14-Nov-02 10:02 AM

Sitarta Jyu,
I will be waiting for the sun shine to set....;)
Rusty Posted on 14-Nov-02 10:03 AM

Najar,
there is a big but behind my traits:p
SITARA Posted on 14-Nov-02 10:06 AM

oh no!
Rusty you have a beeeeeeeeg but ki behind???????????

:S
SITARA Posted on 14-Nov-02 10:10 AM

Rusty...me, gleefully off today! In a goooooooooooood, wicked mood hajur!!! :)

Najar... Trust me, Rusty is one hell of a fine man.... in cyberia :P
DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) Posted on 14-Nov-02 10:12 AM

Hehe he SItara!! aba ke hasauna lageko? beeg but bhanera? aaja ta ramro cha ni hajurkomood pani. bihana ramari dhyan garya jasto cha ni...re kya ajha lastma :)
SITARA Posted on 14-Nov-02 10:23 AM

Dumbasse ji...

Hajur ko ashirbad dherai kasto lagyo ni!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Junky, me High on life too!!!!!!!!

UP in the sky...
During the night: I am A Star
During the day: I am THE Sun!!!

My sun rises in the South and Sets in the North!....eversince I eloped with the Southern Devil!.....Cause I am the "daughter of the Devil", "witchy woman" and "a black magic woman"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just a Fallen star with the best Sensei (hahoo je you have a problem with that?;)! That is right, I am effusion personified today!
hehe
Junkie Posted on 14-Nov-02 11:42 AM

Buwa, buwa where art thou?

Aaja mero bau yahan bhayeko bhaye, Rs. too-when-tea hoina ..... Rs. Phortea pocket money dine thiyo .......


Education is not the filling of a joint but the kindling of the "flame"!

:-)
najar Posted on 14-Nov-02 11:46 AM

Junkie...welcome back...khushi laagyo hajur ko phirti sawari bhayekoma!!
Junkie Posted on 14-Nov-02 11:56 AM

Saab tyo Jira jee ko kamaal ho Najar jyu ...... Gham ma bear khadai basee raheko thiyo ..... aaunu bhayo waha "bye-pankhe" ghoda ko katha leeyera ......
Rusty Posted on 14-Nov-02 12:02 PM

K ho Najar ji,
Khali junkie lai matra hercha;)
Hami tira pani najar deu na:p
Rusty Posted on 14-Nov-02 12:02 PM

Sitara,
Only in cyber:(
najar Posted on 14-Nov-02 12:08 PM

Rusty monsieur,
J'ai vous regarder pendant plus d'une année maintenant
aucun s'inquiète :)
DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) Posted on 14-Nov-02 12:16 PM

J'ai vous regarder pendant plus d'une année maintenant
aucun s'inquiète :)


ammai !! ke bhanya testo tyo?/..kehi bujhina...pheri bhannus re kya ajha lastma:)
Jaunkie bro lai pani Boudha ko yaad le sata ko jasto cha ....hehehe
Rusty Posted on 14-Nov-02 12:19 PM

Najar,
Je pense que vous m'avez regardé plus qu'assez. Maintenant, pas plus attente. Rien à gagner, rien à perdre...Aucune douleur, aucun gain....
Rusted:)
protean Posted on 14-Nov-02 12:43 PM

Het teri Simple Gal:

Jhaan Hepburn jasto graceful bhanera baayan garya ta.
Another Guess: Juhi Chawla.


SitaraJi:

Gentel Reflector re?

Wa gazzab cha.
Key ho malai some form of Passive (rear view) mirror or STATIONARY pond banaidia ho kyi kya ho (re kya aja last ma)?

I don't about that ,but some of Sajha postings does lead me to muse.

Sitara: Perceptive, witty, calm ,brigh,and who thrives on not following DE NORMS.
SITARA Posted on 14-Nov-02 12:56 PM

Protean hajur....

A placid pond...that runs deep; reflects the sky (limitless, infinity, space! ); peaceful, serene, calm!

A ZEN POND! hehe!
protean Posted on 14-Nov-02 02:42 PM

Sitaraji:

Placid re? Tyo huna ta ali dull bhaeyna ra?

Maile jhaan afulai kaso bhaan thaanya :-).

Pond by itself is limited in space ni--kata bata inifinity tira jaanne ho?
Boundless ta kaso?

Universe maa bhayeko unique tara po boundless hune probability chaa ni hoina.

ZEN POND re?
Simple =Infinite possibilities....

ZEN TARA Bhanya chahi Sitara :-).
slipknot Posted on 14-Nov-02 02:52 PM

Protean ji, although pond by itself is limited in space, infinity tira jane bhaye yata bata janus:

"To see a world in the grain of a sand,
And a Heaven in a wild flower,
Hold Infinity in the palm of your hand,
And Eternity in an hour!!"

Hehe, William Blake baje lai mero hi sunaidinu hai!

Peace!
SITARA Posted on 14-Nov-02 02:54 PM

La la Protean ji...

You are a waterfall:

Loud, roaring, swift, deafening, shallow, unreflective, absolutely chaotic, AND DASHING...to the bottom!

Happy hajur? :P
protean Posted on 14-Nov-02 03:35 PM

Slipknotji:
Yesto infinity tira jaane Highway ko direction chahi khub chitta bujyo malai. Yeso ko laagi tapali dhanyabad. "Dunga Khojda Deuta Mileko" jasto serendipity po bhayecha yo pond lai herera afno anuhar ko "REFLECTION" khojda khojdai.

Tapai Ko Baje lai ma tapaiko bayaan dine chu. I'll ask him to touch base with you at
the Infinite Desert/Heaven Junction within an HOUR,where I'll tell him that you'll be holding the grain of the sand while looking at the wild flowers:-).

Sitaraji
Aba lau fasaad paryo.
Infinite highway line bichaar ma chu tara yo chaos le gara memory chai ali chatya jasto lagyo.

Tara chaos tira DASH garne Waterfall ma haala garadi ki Aba infinity tira jaane ho pond ko khojima. Tara sunya thiye ki Chaos ma paani orede huncha re, ki tyeha bata jhaan infinite possibilities niskinchan re. Bottom samma re pheri? :-)

"To Be or Not to be" Bhayo. Pond tira bata infinity jaane ki Yo Waterfall ride bata?

Kasto Dichotomy yo Jidagimaa?
Baru Kasi tira lagna parla infinitey Khojna...
protean Posted on 14-Nov-02 03:37 PM

Should have been:

yo Chaos le garda memory chai ali ghatya jasto lagyo
protean Posted on 14-Nov-02 03:39 PM

orede=order
SimpleGal Posted on 14-Nov-02 03:45 PM

Slipknot,
That's a beautiful stanza you quote from Blake! Though I am not a big fan of the man, I appreciate the maestro's "visions."
Must admit, I haven't found anyone who can quote poetry at the drop of a hat.You are one guy I have to meet, sire, who does what I always do, and therefore does what no man seems to be able to do!! And an ex-physicist and a current mathematician at that!! Forgive my prejudice--I am awake now!

Cheers to you, my Poet!! I'm inebriated through your beautiful writings and now this unique ability!!

In peace.
SITARA Posted on 14-Nov-02 10:15 PM

Yes hajur Slipknot ji....

Someone sent me that poem! :)

....And I see the monsoon in a single raindrop,
the entire rainforest in one blade of grass.....

eh hajur...I stll remember the theory of relativity... hehe!



Protean ji....

Is there anything else you would like me to call you? ;)
SITARA Posted on 14-Nov-02 10:20 PM

More illustrations:

Deep: The passionate poet incarnate and a mesmerizing storyteller!

DWI: the one with a poetic heart, mind and soul not to mention, Drunk While Inscribing! ;)

Zero creativity: curious mind with creative questions!

NK: Great sense of humour with an attitude of a sophisticated poet!
czar Posted on 14-Nov-02 10:51 PM

The study of Physics leads to delectable damsels being held in thrall !

Its all relative they say, but beware of misnomers !
protean Posted on 15-Nov-02 01:09 AM

Sitara Ji:

Aba Pugya jasto cha dose aja lai.

Tara Infinity Khojna chai ma hinna thalne Tarkhar ma chu.

Aba yo bidyarthi (of life) chai research/search ma lagyo.:-)

Jagaram Basnu Parne bhayo..


How did your Jagaram plan fare? Ki Raat bhari karayo dakshina harayo ho kyi kya ho?:-)
SimpleGal Posted on 15-Nov-02 07:17 AM

Protean,
Do I hear research? Do let me know what it is in, esp. if you are a graduate student. And also how you fared in your Jagaram. Mero ta har raat jagaram, har din jagaram....yeh kaisi zindagi re kya ajha last ma.

In peace.
KaLaNkIsThAn Posted on 15-Nov-02 08:58 AM

Yo ke ho "re kya ajha last ma"
sappai le yehi bhanchan last ma
SimpleJyu Jaagaraam re har raat ma
Katai jagaraam ta hunu bhayena mero yaad ma?







heheheheh

(kya naam chaine distubb!! re ke ajha last ma)
Poonte Posted on 15-Nov-02 09:23 AM

Jagaram ko kura garda...

Yes, Sajha addiction seems to have evaporated any time that I used to have for writing papers, doing my readings, etc.

Ani, finally I had to resort to a lengthy jagaram...Tuesday morning 10 am dekhi, Thurday raati midnight samma...only 3 hrs of sleep!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :( Well, I admit I didnt quite spend that time entirely writing papers (some of them overdue)--had to quench my thirst for Sajha by occasionally clicking the EXPLORER icon on the computer ;)

Guess what happens? I lost all the work--two 20-page papers, one mission report, and one 3-page briefing in total--jhap jhap nindra ko soor ma I must have clicked on some must-avoid buttons...jhwam!!! Before I knew it, they were all gone! Thanks to the online help from Soleil and one other friend, I recovered one of the 20-page papers (the most important one), but the rest was history. Jho(n)k chalyo...Vietnamese restaurant gayera chiple kira ko soup khaidiyen...how was it, Soleil? Finally got full 9 hrs of sleep last night, but again preparing myself for another grueling jagaram...

Back to Sajha addiction...SAN, aren't there any anti-dose available? I need a chhutti from Sajhapur for 3 weeks!!!
Suna Posted on 15-Nov-02 09:32 AM

hahha
cold turkey jau Poonte
It hurts but its the best remedy. The withdrawal symptoms are awful but hang in there - the rest will be all history b4 you know it!
If you're on a network, ask the admin to bar u from getting onto sajha.
If you're not, then I suggest you disconnect from the internet entirely.

Kehi seep lagena bhaney, get used to the hectic schedule of keeping up with work and sajha like most of us have done ;)!
SimpleGal Posted on 15-Nov-02 09:57 AM

Poonts,
Hey, so you are a bidhyarthi??? I thought you were a working professional!! :P Lau haath milaun teso bhae. I will be in NYC in mid Dec-mid Jan. Maybe we can meet?? :) At Kasturi Club, re kya ajha last ma. Najar might be there too, ki kaso, Najar dear?

In peace.

PS: Poonteji chai ke subject padhdai ni??? Curious curious me!!
SimpleGal Posted on 15-Nov-02 10:00 AM

Kalankisthanjyu,
Wah wah wah wah.....hmmm....so I inspire your poetic faculties, do I, dear sir?? Simplejyu is quite a cute name, I must add. :) Thank you hajur, re kya ajha Sitara ishtyle ma.

In peace.
Poonte Posted on 15-Nov-02 10:55 AM

Working professional re??? Tyo pani IT, hoina, simplegal? eheheh

I am chatting/posting professional! But then again, chatting/posting is also related to IT kyare...

Mero britanta tapain lai bhet ma sunamla..."E" or "F" to FH...got it?
SITARA Posted on 15-Nov-02 10:59 AM

Protean ji

I meant to thank your for the beautiful name for Sitara; ZenTara! :)

So now I have: Sitara; HimaliSitara; and ZenTara!

What more do I want, hajur!


Thank you for asking about my jagaram: I get the hint, hint, hint, hajur! I will answer the questions posted..... :)
najar Posted on 15-Nov-02 11:01 AM

Ma ta saano maanchhe(?!!) poontu le sarangi bajayera geet sunaune bhaye matrai aaune nawa ork ko sahar ho ki thhulo syau ko sahar ho tyo, ke chha bichar poontu?
najar Posted on 15-Nov-02 11:04 AM

sitara, how do you do?
its funny i have noticed a few times now...we seem to be posting about the same time :) iyengar yoga ko influence ho ki kya ho coordination ma, speaking of which can you do brikshya-aashan on one foot for about 3 mins? :)
SITARA Posted on 15-Nov-02 11:08 AM

czar:

He who has a degree (knowledge) in Physics should know it hajur!!! ;)
SITARA Posted on 15-Nov-02 11:12 AM

Simple Gal "hajur"

They say mimicry is the best form of a compliment, I say (esp. while teaching) as long as identity is not in crisis!!!
But you do flatter me, hajur! :)
SITARA Posted on 15-Nov-02 11:17 AM

Najar...

Iyengar yoga absolutely! :) Ti's all in the like-mindedness! :)

And...in my loooooooong drive I met a gentleman...hajur! ;)
najar Posted on 15-Nov-02 11:21 AM

Sitara...oooooh, how did the meeting go? :)) am yet to hear the star trek narration from the bright side of the star :)
can we get a glimpse of the point in time for now, puhleez? :
SITARA Posted on 15-Nov-02 11:24 AM

Najar ji....

What can I say?... A gentleman to the core!... perfect for a wonderful lady! :)
DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) Posted on 15-Nov-02 11:37 AM

Sitara hajur!! darshan!!

"A gentleman to the core!... perfect for a wonderful lady! :)"

Hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!! re kya ajha lastama :(
kalankisthan Posted on 15-Nov-02 11:42 AM

SimpleJyu;
Ye aapne kya kiya, dil le ke dard diya?
Aaapne Soye huye Poet ko jaga diya?
Apni karari nazar dil ke aar paar kar diya?
Mujhe jeete ji aapne jinda maar diya?

Lau, ma ta hindi ma pani kabita lekhne bhayechu!!

Naam pani change garnu parla jasto cha!!

Kabi surmabhopali kalanki daaruwala bhanera!!

aaanch...re ke ajha last ma!!

kyaa naam chaine distubb?

(morna nasakya keyboard ko spacebar ni marecha.... kyaa)
najar Posted on 15-Nov-02 11:42 AM

Sitara :]

Dhumba, la hai aapat parena aba sajhapure haru lai re kya ajha lasta :)
SITARA Posted on 15-Nov-02 11:50 AM

Dumbasse ji

Darshan hajur!

The lady knoweth my reference!... And no I'm not the one! :)
SITARA Posted on 15-Nov-02 11:53 AM

Kalanki ji;

You surely are da "MY POET" in SGal's reference....if she doth evoke such strong emotions! :P
DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) Posted on 15-Nov-02 12:00 PM

ma ta yehi computerle tauka ma haner marne bela huna lagyo..la hai sajha basi ho..aba ma ta bhoot bhayera aauchu..Yo jumnima ta bhayena bhyena ..arko junima hola ki bhanne aasssahma dumbass chahi sadhaiko lagi bida magcha..re kya ajha serious bhyera yekdam lastma.. yo bhanda pachadi dumbaasko aru kunai lastaa nai hundaina..

Remember the song:

Albida......albida......albida..........

Jhayappppaaaa...
SimpleGal Posted on 15-Nov-02 12:16 PM

K-jyu,

Aap ne humey is kadar baethadiya falak me,
Ke paun zameen pe ane se ghabratey hain,
Jo shabh aapne chupke se humare liye likhey the,
Aaj zamane ko zubani yaad aate hai.

In peace.
krishna Posted on 15-Nov-02 01:50 PM

zamane ko dikhane mein daud k wapas aunga
fir dil cheer cheer ke dikhadu, nahi mein to marjaunga....
mujhe agar tumse pyar huwa, koi bhool to nahi
phool nahi mila mujhko, thik hein kada hi sahi....

((hehe ali jpt sayeri paro))
protean Posted on 15-Nov-02 02:30 PM

SimpleGal:

Mero life long [& full time] profession (and sometimes hobby) chahi student nai ho (jindagi ko). Graduate program ma jaane bichaar cha--related classes lirakekochu.
Ani ektaal chahi tibbat gayera sanchai nai bichaar garne bela ba cha.

My Jagaram has to be continued for couple of more days ,till my papers are due and my final is over. The jagaram fared well, and was fruitful.

The jagaram nights will pay off ni, hoina? Aba tyo path ta linai paryo ni, hoina?
All the best!

Poonte,

Hope this is soon over for you. Yes, I agree with you that Sajha does rejuvenate the spririt. Good luck.
protean Posted on 15-Nov-02 02:35 PM

SitaraJi:

Thanks for giving me the titles of both pond/waterfall (Ying & Yang ho ki kya ho?).

Good that I've found a path to infinity during that period--Serendipitous, hoina ta?:-)

The name Zentara was the least I could do after all this gain, hoina ra? :-)
ruck Posted on 15-Nov-02 02:40 PM

Ke Ho Protean dai, hijo aaja nikkai cha nee SAJHA MAA???

Will talk to you soon!! get ready for ------------------>>>>> ke holaa????

Ruck
NK Posted on 15-Nov-02 02:41 PM

Zen tara jiu, The queen of humor calling me hum0rous? Anyway, do you think I need to adjut my sophisticated attitude? :) [I feel extremely self-conscious to barge in this what feels like an exclusive club . Just one comment and I will walk out. You did not even see me coming, ok? :]
SITARA Posted on 15-Nov-02 02:48 PM

NK

Eyes wide closed ni! :)

What club????? :S

Hey I like your sense of humor hai so sue me hajur! As for your sophisticated attiude.....it suits you!

"You've came a loooooong way babe!" :)
NK Posted on 15-Nov-02 02:58 PM

;)
Poonte Posted on 15-Nov-02 03:40 PM

Khair, simple jyu lai kina tadpaun? Hajur ko khulduli lai shanta garna...

Ma pani bidhyarthi...antar-rashtriya samasya samadhan tatha anter-rashtriya bikaas ma tapain jastai daktari ko upadhi payinchha ki bhanne bichar le padna shuru gareko...padi nai raheko chhu, ani laamo samaya samma padi nai rahane chhu.

Lou, simple jyu lai ta feri translate garnu parne ho ki? KALANKI!!! (chor aula le aadesh dindai)....

Najar jyu...geet matra hoina, hajur...hami gaine ta geet ko sahara le jindagi ko ukali ra orali haru ko byatha pokhne garchhoun...ani feri, mero geet sunne matra hoina ni, hajur! ma pani amrika ko hawale capitalist gaine bhai saken...sune pachhi daam pani baksela bhanne asha chha--kyarnu, sano chhora chha nepal ma...haija le satai ranchha...chhori ko bihe garna banki nai chha...
SimpleGal Posted on 15-Nov-02 04:00 PM

Poonteji,
Hmm..PhD in NYC??? You took my dream spot ni, bhaena hai bhaena! :) Good luck!! I get your Nepali version of what you're studying. Seriously, I'm not THAT bad that it needs to be translated!! chitta dukhyo hai mero. :(
So, you had once told me that you have a hunch on who I am. Seriously ho? Because I, dear sir, haven't the faintest inkling as to who you may be. Except that dai at Columbia, though not very well, who is now teaching there. I know some of the uncles at the Teacher's College.

Like you, I have an immense passion for singing. Maybe we could sing a duet some day?
Kto: Dherai choti bhet bhayo tara timi hasinau
Dui din ko zindagi ma ke ke hune ho
Hansi rakhana maya boli rakha na ^2

Ankha ko bhakha ma manai aljhiyo
Kahila kahin dukhne mutu feri baljhiyo

Kt: Maya ta dui din ko gham chhaya ho
Karma le doryaee kata laaney ho
Hansu kasari maya bolu kasari^2.

This is one of my fav Nepali songs.
In peace.
Poonte Posted on 15-Nov-02 05:03 PM

malai ta madal ra sarangi ko taal ma jhyaure/gaine matra gauna aaunchha...

Mathi bata ko ayo, salako pata bajaundai...
Simple jyu le Poonte lai bolaundai...

Aaa hai, Simple jyu le Poonte lai bolaundai!

Mathi heryo Machhapuchhre, tala heryo Phewa taal...
Sajhapur ma bhet bho Simplegal...

Aaa hai, Sajhapur ma bhet bho Simplegal!

Ghar ta mero Lumle gaon, mawali paryo Pokhara...
Hiunda ma bhetne, dijju Najara...

Aaa hai, hiunda ma bhetne dijju Najara!
HahooGuru Posted on 15-Nov-02 07:47 PM

I am surprised why no one tried to explain how Nepe jyu ('DK' ko sathi? re kya) might be in real world. May I guess him?

1. French cut "chiudo ko dari" dari paleko.
2. Gala silitta pareko. Kapal choto safa simple style, ghar ko thulo dai style ke. (sab ko herchaha garnu parne bhako le fancy style fasne time nai chhina). Sat/sun day fully on khaki ko pants.
3. Height 5' 7''. Weight 72kg. Ankha gadeko, ankhi bhou thulo. anuhar lamo.
4. Usually wears dark colored to gray colored clothes.
5. Has two pens in his shirt ko pocket ma. One black and other one red. In order to underline the important things whenver he gets a written item. (red pen).
6. Aruko kura khub sunna, very hard to get his opinion everywhere everytime.
7. Middle east dekhi africa to USA sab tira ghumeko.
8. Pahile pahile ta dherai agressive hunuhunthyo Nepe ji, tara aajkal gharbar le garda experienced hunda more realistic, practical and left all useless theories behind and getting much more social.
9. Great republican Nepal of the day. I got chances to read his postings in TND pani, re kya (jhataro haneko ni). (republican haruko lekh khub padhiyo ni tyo TND ma, aba Nepe ji ko pani padhiyo hola, kun chai ho Nepe ji chai thaha chhaina, re kya.) heheheh...
10. Now, Nepe jyu is turned out to be an University ko Guru.

HG
krishna Posted on 15-Nov-02 09:10 PM

sitara:-hissi pareki, ramri, kura garna sipalu, pakkai pani 25-30 barsha ko harahaari ma hunuparcha...
hahooguru:-kuro ma mithas, padhai ramro, handsome, bichar garda 20-25 ko ma pakka ho la...
simplegal:-gori, ramri, dat ka pankti haru chatta mileko, gorgeous eyes, bichar garilyauda biha garne umer ajha bhai sakya chaina..20-25
poonte:-mijasilo, maya preeti gasna asadhyai sipalu, should have a great future in public speaking...23-26 age...
NK:-great critics, exotic hands and legs, good cook, age around 22-25..
Protean:-tall dark and handsome, very good point of view, girls should be looking for him anytime soon, age around 24-28..
dhumbasse:-great sense of humour, lovely guy, pakkai pani 28-32 ko harahaari ma hunuparcha...
najar:-very good in studies, sharp brain, should be around 21-24
suna:-beatiful and gorgeous lady, should make up a good housewife, very creative, umer chahi pakkai 28-30 ho la..
kalanki:-handsome guy, lovely to talk with, makes up friends pretty easily, should be around 22-24..
czar:-should be majoring in some subjects related to literature, tall and very generous, age around 23-26...
junkie:-very good at heart, always gives 100% on things, lovely guy, around 23-25,,
slipknot:-lovely to be with, copious and thoughtful, inspiring philosophy, pakka around 22-26..
rusty:-very delightful person, sharp mind, should be around 23-25...
ruck:-gorgeous and charming lady, ever better from inside, around 20-24...
bhedo:-handsome guy, ladies he is the one, very thoughtful personality, pakka 22-25 samma hunuparcha...
((more later.....))
kasto lagyo ta krishna ko analysis?? thyakka milyo ki milena????
czar Posted on 16-Nov-02 08:11 AM

Krishna,

You couldn't hit the side of a barn with a sawn off shotgun at five paces. :)

Keep going though, this is hugely entertaining.

Nice try, but no ceegaar !
KaLaNkIsThAn Posted on 16-Nov-02 09:25 AM

SitaraJYU,
:P to you too!! hehe

SimpleJYU,

"Aap ne humey is kadar baethadiya falak me,
Ke paun zameen pe ane se ghabratey hain,
Jo shabh aapne chupke se humare liye likhey the,
Aaj zamane ko zubani yaad aate hai."

Kyaaaa di raa Simplejyu le! Malai nai "zubani yaad" gardnu parne bha cha hazur ko shayeri. kya khatara. Wah wah!!

wah wah wah wah!!
Yeh aapne kya kiya, dhoti ko faad ke rumal kar diya?
kassam, that was awesome!!

aapne kyaaa shayeri maara,
Meri to dimag ka bulb hi fuse ho gai
thoda bahut aati thi likhne harfe
abto khun-e-jigar ka katra katra confuse ho gai
kaash milta koi aap jaisa jo lagata thikana apna
Sikhata gin-ne Sitare, aur khuli aankh sapane bun-na
Un sab ke bagair to lagta hai,
"appan ka akkha life-ech misuse ho gai"

JPT#55!!

Kyaa baaawa, Apna to badluck-ich kharaab hai, kyaa?

PROTEAN JYU,
Profession nai student re?? hahahahaha!!

"kyaa naam chaine distubb??????"

oohi
kalanki!!:P re kyaa ajha last ma
najar Posted on 16-Nov-02 11:46 AM

Sabai daaktar sabai daaktar sajhapure haru ta amma maa maaa.......

Ma pani jaanchhu aba daaktari padhna fall dekhi HABBARD tira, kohi hunuhunchha tetta tira saathi bhai?

Poonte, are you by any chance at the SIPA? Mero saano nau/das padhne phuchhe bhai banthhanya ta ohho kati dherai addhyan garisakya rahechha poooooontu le.

La aba aune hiud ma chahin executive meeting of Simplegal, Poonte (daaktars) and Najar (iskool daaktar huna jaane plan ma). Duet song lahari between Simplegal and Poonte; audience--Najar. No cheating in dohori, ma ta strict chhu ni.

Ani Poonte, tyo paiso ko kura ta chhadain chha ni, no worries. Tanna paisawali najar chhadain chhe ni :)--don't forget maile tihar ma pani ta timilai extra dakshina diya thhiye ni. Baru timro cute saalas, jhethans haru lai pani bolau geet karyakram ma hai :)
NK Posted on 16-Nov-02 12:58 PM

What do you mean "good cook?" I am a *great* cook! Wanna compete????
:)
KaLaNkIsThAn Posted on 16-Nov-02 01:46 PM

NK jyu;
Usss usss usss...
kaltori ko saag, pindaloo halya maash ko dal, ani makai ko dhido banauna aaucha???
how about poush ko paani ko "khandya" mula ko achar, jimbu le jhwai garya alu ko achar ani ani, chini halya koda ko roti banauna aaucha??? Karkalo banauna aaucha??? Mashyaura ra titaura banauna aaucha? sel roti, anrasha, fini, bara banauna aaucha?? Tama "khadna" aaucha? chamshuri palungo mixed saag banauna aaucha?? timbur haalya golveda ko achar banauna aaucha??

aaaucha???

aucha bhane amrika ma kyaarera basiraaakishya?

aaishyosh Kathmandu ma, euta restaurant kholau!! 50 50 patner!! ;)
SITARA Posted on 16-Nov-02 02:09 PM

Czar

Hitting the side of a barn, riding side-saddle; a sombrero over one brow, chewing on a piece of grass, riding into the the sunlight?????????

Now that would be a difficult feat to accomplish!... especially in cyber space!

:)
Suna Posted on 16-Nov-02 02:22 PM

Krishna
me: homely huh? :)

"Not attractive or good-looking: a homely child.
Lacking elegance or refinement: homely furniture.
Of a simple or unpretentious nature; plain"

hehe
I assure you, you will be very very disappointed when/if u meet me. ;)
Ma ta mukhali, chucchi, chakchaki, ani nisturi po chu ta hai!
ME da witchy woman!
Soleil Posted on 16-Nov-02 05:11 PM

Kalanki bro..timro humor ko jawab chhaina bro. Dhanya ho tyo mata-pita. Pani tyanki muni ghar bhako thuprai chinya jasto lagya thiyo...timilai chinna sakina....momo sauni lai ni gayera sodhen..bhandina mori..jyanai gaye ni bhandina...aba kalanki ko hola bhanne kuro man mai liyera marnu parne bhayo...hey bhagwan..Kisne ji...timile deko sajhapur basi haru ko barnan ( deeskripshun) pani milena, milena..thyammai milena...kasaiko pani milena....jhan kalanki ko ke khayera milos...satya yug ko kisne bhagwaan bha bhaye kuro arkai...aba yo kali yug ko kisne bhagwaan po parechha.....taruni haru lai side handai ma sabai satya yug ko kisne bhagwaan hune bhaye ta maile katti lai side hanya...mori harule jutta kholera moja le hirkayera jhandai aankha phutya mero..dil ta chhya chhya pare....ani ta side hannai chhoden....timilai ni samjhako kisne bhagwaan...hos gares! Trikal goru (guru) ko tri-netra lagayera dhyan dristi le herya..chandrama ko andhyaro bhaag tira baru shanti raichha....tetai lagnu parla. Lau ta, see you all on the dark side of the moon.
HahooGuru Posted on 16-Nov-02 05:19 PM

NK: What do you mean "good cook?" I am a *great* cook! Wanna compete????

I liked the claim made in the second part. Usually, our nepali culture, may be it is an asian culture, when someone some one appreciates an asian, the Asian replies "haina haina, ma kaha tyasto ramro cook ho ra. Ma ta ek sadharan cook pota. ". I understand it is our style not to "DHAG LAUNE" by ownself. But, such replies results our conversation to the end. We can not go ahead, because I can further say to you "umm, malai pani tyastai lagthyo.", I mean you are left with no words to talk further. I realized it is a weakness of asian culture, though its a culture. When someone praise us, our answers should not be "haina haina ma tysto chhaina", but, should be like what NK did in this one line comment. We should frankly claim what you are. If its an westerner, s/he would have claimed "Thank you for your appreciation, and yes, indeed I love cooking. "... I mean the answers are so positive that you have room for extension of the talk. I think such answers are always nice. Well, there should not acceptance via denial "hoina hoina ma kaha tyasto chhu ra", and we asians (including japanese or koreans or thais) always give answers in denial, and such denial is there because we are afraid that public or listener will criticize us as "kasto dhagi mapai rahechha, ba.". I think such praise or flattering should be straight way accepted, but, it is true that it is so difficult to reply the answer "oh, thank you. Yes, I am".... positively accept it, open the door for further talks, even if its not very true, but, "just close to true".
Nepe Posted on 16-Nov-02 05:47 PM

GuruDev,

Bhutukkai paari halnu bho’ni malai. Hajur ko nishana ko kunai jawaaf chhaina, GuruDev ! Tin chauthaai thyaammai milyo, hajur. Dhungo-maatolaai ta chinney Daactar GuruDev ley maanchhe jaabo laai key baanki rakhnu hunthyo ?

Ganatantrabadi bhaiyekoley sakeysamma gupchup nai rahaney koshish gariyo. Tara attention bhanya chij maa gajab ko nashaa hundo rahechha. Tyasailey, belaa bakhat maa ek-dui kuro fuskaaiyo. Ahiley khushi ra pachhuto dubai laagi rahechha rey kya !

I was quietly enjoying this thread, now the fifth longest thread in Kurakani, keeping myself reluctant to join in order not to show my poor ‘illustrating’ capacity. But now that you pulled me out of my gufaa, let me make a brief attempt of ‘illustrating’ some of you, in alphabetical order, hai.

Anepalikt: Sharp
Arnico: Unbelievably sweet
Ashu: Matchless
Bhedo: Straight
Biruwa: Uncompromising
Biswo: Confident (the type the hard working men acquire !)
BitchPatrol: Obsessive
Czar: Aristocrat
Deep: Organic
Dhumba: Congenial
Dilasha: Romantic
DiwasK: Busy these days
Gokul: Serene
HahooGuruDev: Hakki
Horizon: Solid
Isolated Freak: Smart but majboor
Jayahos: Observant
JDV: Wordly
Jira: swadilo
Kalanki: Hasauchha hehe
Krishna: desperate
Logical Sense: Confident
M.P.: I think I have seen him. Paatalo, majheulaa kad, mundre kapaal, a student of mathematics (not journalism !). milyo, M.P. jyu ?
Mitra2: Friendly
Najar: Chulbuley
Naresh Karki: Uninhibited
NK: Classy
Orion: Dreamer
Oys: lives in depth but loves to serve himself in a plate
Paramendra: Rebellious
Paschim: Insecure (the type the gifted men usually are !)
Poonte: resolved
Protean: A dream
Pruru Subedi: A good manager of time
Ruck: young and innocent
SimpleGal: Humble
Sitara: Unattainable
Siwalik: Idealist
Slipknot: chiplo and kassiyeko
SMSainju: Geek
Sparsha: loves to touch and be touched and is happy
Suna: proud, chothaley and outspoken
Trikal: Conservative
VillageVoice: Responsible
Soleil Posted on 16-Nov-02 05:55 PM

Nepe jyu..bhayena hai..hajuur le bhuttukkai parnu bho..Sauteni aamako chhora chhori jasti kasai kasai naam nai chhuttyai dya bhanya?
SimpleGal Posted on 16-Nov-02 05:58 PM

HahooGuruji,
You make an EXCELLENT observation!! True, our Asian culture values responses that decline praise as a means to preserve the emphasis it places on Modesty. And modesty is what underlies the often soft-spoken nature of Asian people. The only outspoken Asians I have ever encountered are our Bharati Bhaiyyas. Theirs is a group that has garnered the gift of gab from God.
Given our collectivistic culture, the expression of flamboyance in any form is viewed scornfully. And each individual is socialized to hold the flamboyance (of which acceptace of praise is a huge part) in check in order to be "accepted" by the particular social group and for the group in turn to "integrate and amalgamate" well into the larger societal framework. Frequently, this suppression of flamboyance, camouflaged under the euphemism of "modesty," shares close quarters with self-deprecation. Hence, most Asian people, under the heavy hand of normative behavior, "modestly decline" praise and develop perhaps (this is entirely **hypothetical** on my part!!) subdued and submissive personalities on average, although exceptions exist plentifully.
I never really thought about how the modest response actually brings a conversation to a dead end! Unless the person is witty enough to steer the conversation in a direction that maintains the dialogicality, I forsee with dismay the fate of the talk. HG-ji, you have hit upon a key aspect of social exchange that needs extensive and intensive exploration. I thank you!

In peace.
czar Posted on 16-Nov-02 07:01 PM

On Sitara:

“Her slim and misty form
Moves with the moving air,
And the clear silver tones, were such
As are unheard by all but gifted ear”

Possessed of inexpressible beauty and grace
Limpid pools for eyes, where a man can lose his soul without notice or care
Luscious lips to frame a smile that reveal pearly whites in perfection
A smoky voice that thrills the mind and ear
Svelte, tanned, toned and luscious frame that turns a man’s pulse erratic.
Sways in sensuous abandon to the music as she loses herself in the dance
Holds never a grudge, plays fair always
Compassion and care personified
A learned mind, bereft of vanity or pride
Nepe Posted on 16-Nov-02 07:05 PM

Soleil bro, la mero lampaskar namaskar ra Kshama-yachana (aruharu pani jasko naam mero lstama chhuteko chha) ekai palta swikar ganrnuhawas. Here is one for you,

Soleil: “Bhukne kukurley toktaina, tokney kukurley bhukdaina”ist.

*********************
GuruDev,

You indeed hit upon an important aspect of our culture. And SimpleGal made a brilliant comment. I have been enjoying reading her. She enriches every discussion with her sharp analyses. Keep it up, friends.
czar Posted on 16-Nov-02 07:07 PM

There's mud slingers about that need scalping. Gun play's a coming, sure as shooting.

A sharp eye on yer back trail starry one, them coyotes will nip at yer heels when ya aint lookin.
czar Posted on 16-Nov-02 07:12 PM

Ride side saddle ? Not on yer nelly ! Thats fer wimmen !
HahooGuru Posted on 16-Nov-02 07:58 PM

SimpleGal and Nepe jyu-haru,

Yes, I think its part of our culture needs to be little bit modified, and lend it from westerners and assemble in our culture for the sake good. I agree that "some" indians are brilliant enough to catch and harbor this culture.

Well, this is why when some mitraharu say to me here "HahooGuru is Jackiechan", I don't deny, let it be accepted and I offer my big "Yeah, I might be jackie chan here, Thank you for your words", but, the other side thinks that "I am angry", and tries clarify that "HahooGuru ji kina risaunu bhayeko". I mean when we accept it straight way, the talks again ends, as if I am angry. In fact, I was not angry, I was enjoying and happy ... This is what happens ................ The other side also needs to make a continuation, and it stops here again. Ek haatle tali bajdaina bhane jastai, dubai thari le yaslai bujhnu jaruri chha. Even in Sajhapur such problem exists,...........


Aru Pachhi!?!
HG

PS: Like Ashu's Oohi! I have selected my signature as "Aru Pachhi!?!". Unfortunately, it will stop one day, as you know the day is unavoidable. Lets hope it will come very late.
In order to make it my patented(original ready for patent application) trademark, I have used surprise "!" then question mark on the surprise "?" and finally, the question should be big a surprised question what could be next, so is "!" justified. Now, you can guess me how much am I Hahoo! and of course Guru, because I an developing new Hahoo!Ideas. Indeed, Aru Pachhi!?! HG
Biruwa Posted on 16-Nov-02 08:18 PM

Oho baba yo thread ta hanuman ko pucchar bhanda pani lamo baesakecha! Ma bhane bharkhar! Ke garnu jibika pani chalaunai paryo :-(

Sitara has posted zillion posts back in this thread that I am partner in crime with her.

Aajkal ta "hajur" ra "last ma" bhanne chalan nai cha kyara hamro sajhapur ma:

Kun crime paryo tyo hajur? ma ta ahile samma anabhigyan nai chu! re kya aja last ma LOL
slipknot Posted on 16-Nov-02 09:21 PM

Paramendra, kata harayo linkin park tira ta hoina?

And to illustrations, here's one, copied from Yuba Manch's Patra Mitra section:

Name: Soleil
Age: Chhipiyisakeko, angrezi ma bhanne ho bhane mature
Height: 5 foot sadhe 6 inchiee
Weight: He won't crush you under his weight, but even if he did, there are other ways of getting around that problem. So girls, have no fear. :)
Appearance: Chuchho nak, chhuchho bani, but you'll adore both of them
Sikchhya: Padhe lekheko, gyani
Maan parne Abhineta: Bhuwan KC
Maan Parne Abhinetri: Thuprai, jasko gala ramro chha, chwappa mwai khaun jasto. Karishma KC being one of them. But I dunno why he keeps mentioning Pamela Lee/Anderson (He must have seen that home video of Tommy and Pamela. I'd like to, but I haven't.)
Ruchi: Addayayan, patra mitrata, sathi banaune, bhraman, naya sathi banaune, sangeet sunne, guitar bajaune (He's our Nepali version of Eric Clapton!)
Thegana: 143 Lovers' Lane, Rajhhani Gaun, Amrikistan.

======

Om Shanti!
krishna Posted on 16-Nov-02 09:24 PM

Nepejyu,
"krishna:desperate" re....
desperate bhanya ki DESPERADO bhanya...tapain ko tongue slip bhako ta haina????
krishna Posted on 16-Nov-02 09:26 PM

czar,
I am going to get that ceegar of your pretty soon brother..though i maynot hit the yespot but there is always a next time..
Paschim Posted on 16-Nov-02 11:41 PM

Nepe Kaamrade, I think it is the other way round:

Secure, but not that gifted after all.

And Gurudev, about your "signature theory" -- I sign G. Paschim :)
M.P. Posted on 17-Nov-02 01:25 AM

Nepe,

You wrote "M.P.: I think I have seen him. Paatalo, majheulaa kad, mundre kapaal, a student of mathematics (not journalism !). milyo, M.P. jyu ?"

My answer:

You get 1.75/10.

M.P.'s bonus: 1
Effort: .5
Content: .25 [for getting that "not journalism" part right. I was thinking of giving .50 for this category but I thougt-- in guessing so many characteristics few people would get everything wrong :) ]


Bhawadiye,
M.P.
SITARA Posted on 17-Nov-02 07:23 AM

czar hajur,

What can I say? When words are not enough .....

You have made my day ...


Er, I believe we have met..... if not, I'll believe the above!!! ;)
SITARA Posted on 17-Nov-02 07:26 AM

Biruwa ji

We (you and I) were partners in crime before we got sacked by M.P. the TNS Man.

Selective memory hajur?
SITARA Posted on 17-Nov-02 08:07 AM

SLIPKNOT:

Age: As old as he wants to be, as young as a petulant 5 yr old :)
Height: Reaching for the stars :P
Breadth: Phat Boy Slim
Hair: Antigravitational... Physics has not figured that one out!
Nickname: "Southern Devil" as he has willingly adopted it!
Character: "sketchy"
Personality: Slippery as hell, Adhesive as glue.... he Can get "stuck on you" :p
Eloquence: Ummmmm Ummmmmmm Ummmmmmmmmmmmm! so he says!!!!
Interests: Wimmim, Weemin, Woemen...... eitherways, He sings I DA WIMMINIZER!
Heart: As Good as Gold....if not better :)
Argument: Point by point, bullet by bullet.... One has to memorize the point sequence rather than the content of the argument as he keeps saying.... "And for point 5, points 2and 3 combined!"
Weakness: "Food" "Food" "Food" for the mind, body and soul! :)
Strengths: Poetry Personified, Witty wit, Wicked wizardry, Irrational Reasons, Crazy Coon, Sensorially sensitive...... Above all A "beautiful mind" with a pechant for silence, shunya,shunayata, void, vaccum, zero oriented!
Maladies: Sleepless in the South, suffering from selective memory :P
Profession: Cyber Romeo!
Current Status: Single but NOT looking! :P
KaLaNkIsThAn Posted on 17-Nov-02 08:53 AM

Kalanki: Hasauchha hehe >> lau lau lau NEPE jyu, ke bho hazur lai?? Tyo bhimshensthan ko secret kholdyu sajhapur ma, PC Sarkar le jaadu dekha jasto garera?
hehehe!!

Soleli jyu,
hazur kina tyasto bichalit bhaa ni? Mero barnan ta mai gardinchu ni!!
(pahila ni garya jasto laagya tho kata tira)

Narkat khutta, Dhukkur chaati, kapaal shahrukh khan
Junga chaina boke daari, kaattu laaucha hanumaan
Khalti ma futya kaudi chaina dil ko bada dhanwaan
Mero jattti kasai ko chaina kalanki ma aan, baan

Leather jyaaket, dingo boot, jean ko pyaant ra chasma
Jahile ni bhetincha malai, jhundya sajhapur ko bus-ma
Kalanki ka sabbai le malai garchan puja, paani thapi kalash-ma
kaam nai tyastai, paani tyanki kholne, bolne himmat kasma?

Ek haath ma carrrom ko staaaiker, arko haat ma shikhar churot
dedhpau aankha, pakauda naak, gahugoro, dhyabre tallo oonth
200 pushup, 100 chin up, paakhura bha cha pipal ko booot
shiva shrestha dekhincha ni, pakhura dekhayera laayema eastacoat

Sauni ki chori sanga chalya cha lovestory, housefull ka saath 24th week ma
Naam matra ko love story bha chaa, Laana ni paachaina ek choti date ma
24 weeks bho, dhukera baschu sauni ki chori lai, aauche ki bhanera gate ma
khaas khus sunchu, Mero value ghatya cha re, ma chu re usko waiting list ma.

hheheheh!1

Kyaa naam chaine distubbb?
SimpleGal Posted on 17-Nov-02 09:49 AM

Sitara,
Hasaunu bho tapainle in your illustration of Sknot dai!!
funny parts:
Character: Sketchy. (nice pun there!)
Profession: Cyber Romeo.
LOL
Sknot dai, narisaunus, la? :)
Sitara, you da queen of verbal wizardry, hands down! :)

Nepeji,
Thanks for your kind words. And as per HG-jyu and my own arguments, I will accept your praise and those of others! :) How's that for "globalization" of social exchange??? :)

In peace.
czar Posted on 17-Nov-02 10:09 AM

Krishna,
Maybe I ought to treat you to one of Havana's finest, all in good faith. This Christmas perhaps ? Brandy n Cigars after dinner, while the ladies powder their noses, or what passes for it these days.

Cheers, lad !
Biruwa Posted on 17-Nov-02 10:25 AM

ok Sitara ji bhannus bhannus :-)

tara I didn't consider journalism or becoming a staff member at a newspaper firm as crime ni ta. haha

Good news is M.P sacked himself and became the dummy variable! ;-)
M.P. Posted on 17-Nov-02 01:49 PM

Biruwa,
You wrote: "Good news is M.P sacked himself and became the dummy variable! ;-)"

Just remove that DOT between M and P so that M.P becomes MP and your sentence will be factually correct.

I hope MP is not around :)

Bhawadiye,
"M.P. the TNS Man" [Sitara, 2002].

By the way, C-tara [I will make it E next time :)], the name of my publication was TSN, the Sinking Nepal, and not TNS [The Naughty Sitara??? :)]
krishna Posted on 17-Nov-02 02:12 PM

Czar,
Isn't Christmas too far?? How about the nearest, thanksgiving perhaps??? I am desperate already like Nepe said...Now I know why Nepe categorized me as being "desperate" instead of "desperado"......
cheers mate!
kalankisthan Posted on 17-Nov-02 03:47 PM

Valentines day kahile ha, valentines day?? Euta valentine chaahiya cha ahile dekhi!!

email gari paam hai!!!
SITARA Posted on 17-Nov-02 05:41 PM

M.P. ji..

TNS= The Naughty Sitara re?????

Gracious!!!!! Now, You Toles meeee!!! :P should I be honoured ?
HahooGuru Posted on 17-Nov-02 06:47 PM

Paschim,

What does that "G." stands for? TRADEMARK ko Pani ta meaning jannu paryo ni hami public le. Is it "Gorkhali" G. ?

Aru Pachhi!?!
HG
HahooGuru Posted on 17-Nov-02 06:51 PM

It is very disappointing that this thread could not attract "Siwalik" the PM candidate @ Sajha.com and Oohi! Ashu, another rival to Siwalik. Why? Do they think, they are already open, and they don't have to be guessed. Anyway, it is great that they could abstain from this thread. This thread has allowed many peoples to guess on what a fellow Sajhaites would look like in real world.

Aru Pachhi!?!
HG
khai_k_Vanu Posted on 17-Nov-02 07:31 PM

Profile of Manyawar Hahooguru:

1. You must be first child.Jetho Chora. Your 'gharbyavahar ka kura haru' are ladden with anectodes and experiece.

2. You are like Mahadev: chito risaune ani chito khusi hune. If someone makes you happy you don't even hesitate to give your prized possession. In Puran, I heard one time Mahadev even gave his own beloved Parvati to Rawan(?). Hajoor pani testai jasto lagcha.

3. You do your job good (you are structural Engineer right?) but you are not proud of your profession. Sometimes you wonder why you chose to be an Engineer.

4. You are gahu goro with height of 5'7'' tall. Thin hair. Big ear( ayoo lamo cha). thulo naak tara bahun vaye pani chucho chai hoina. You are married. You got two kids. Thulo chora, sani chori. Your wife is about 7 years younger than you.

5. You worry too much. Sometimes you wake up at 3 o' clock in the morning feeling restless. You want to do something, something good something big something that creates big splash.

6. You don't like hot food. If your wife puts little more khursani in achar, you frown your forehead but you wouldn't say anything about it.

7. Unlike here in cyber world, you don't dispense suggestions to other people but if someone asks, you are happy to do so.

8. You love to play taas( cards) sometimes. But all the time you loose.

9. You are great host. You love to invite people. You love to cook too, but you don't cook well. You drink moderately but insist your guest to drink more.

10. Your favorite color is blue.

11. Eventhough you hail from Pokhara( lots of pokhari, lake) you don't know how to swim.

12. You are right handed person and your handwriting is big, round slightly slanted to the right.
HahooGuru Posted on 17-Nov-02 08:18 PM

Khai-k-bhanu,

8. You love to play taas( cards) sometimes. But all the time you loose.

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Yes, you are 100% right. I do play tass, but, minimum criteria with those players is that "everyone loss".

Everyone loss: what does it mean? When some peoples "friend", come to my place, I offer them the TAAS game. Because in my residence you can find at least 12jor of taash (the peak period). Small sized big sized, for paplu for ... to chhak chhal. As you know the kids who come with my friends or my own, want to also play tassh when you are doing so. You need few small "kids" sized taas for them, so that they don't disturb you. Small sized means they can handle it carefully. There are talnane plastic coated taas, dumb very old set of taash, some even lost. Well marked to identify, so that, its very much fun when you play with your own kids, that you surely know which will next card "ayo re", "louja ullai po gayo", ...... So, I have cards even for education, with lot of animals' picture..... I love Taash. Only I don't love Taash playing is one "costly games" i.e. Rs. 10 per point or 50yen per points ... I consider them gambling, and my poionit of not playing such games is straight answer "ma sangha ghus khayeko paisa chhaina, what I get is monthly salary, nothing more nothing less", so gambling is beyond my scope. Mahango khel "juwa" "jeet haar" is not my objctive. It should more fun. Those who life this offer, they love it. Yeah, I liked the spanish game "UNO", another kind of Taash "copy righted playing cards".

Well, some great "juwade friends of mine" dislike my points and say paisa nai narakhi khele ta tyo game ma kunai maja nai hunna, kinaki seriousness nai hunna. Well, then, I propose "no one wins, but, almost all loss", OK? Finally, they have to agree. We play count the scores who won and lost, and the balance goes to make our next day a great day e.g. go to a restaurant that fits the balance, enjoy the most expensive ice-cream in the town. So, it is a kind of fund raising. So, it will be still great challenge to all players, because the competition will be on who will be least donor and who will be great loser. The most important thing in this kind of plan is the loser does not feel bad that "tyo falano le sab paisa kumlyayo, kasti dhurta rahechha". All of us are enjoying whether you played or remained just a watchdog. Well, its what I do at my place, but, when I go to others place, I can not dictate them, and I usually avoid gambling it, but, for the sake of friendshiip, I just play for some short time and ..........give up. Because there are usually many candidate "juniors" who want someone to leave a seat for their sake ... When its very cheap, I do play very seriously, not win, but, the guy next to me salutes me a lot, I guess you understand what I mean, and the other guys keep on complaining that hatai pichhe milne taash pauchha, so that, I can easily be relieved from the game "unfit in others perspective".

Well, I usually bring a rule: no spouse "husband and wife" seat side by side. There are some "chhotta manche" who want win (their pride) at any cost of their "ijjat". I had once such incident that a friend of mine played foul move at the very last minute, that turned game upside down, he knowingly favored his wife. Then, we never played any TAAS game with him. I mean it really happened, when you don't have such rules. Some peoples don's have "dhairayata" and show their colors "favourism" even for that penny.

Well, I don't win indeed. Even if I win, I distribute that to kids, so that they have joys. I in fact dislike such wins. Sometime, when I really win a lot, at the end of closing, I make purposely loss so that no one jealous to the thickness of my "purse" or "wallet" ......

Aru Pachhi!?!
HG
najar Posted on 17-Nov-02 09:37 PM

Gurudev,

what happened to your logo--Do you hahoo? Join sajha....that was a kicker trademark i thought, but perhaps it got old, or unappealing to you...

just a tiny thought that ran my mind when i saw your signatory
HahooGuru Posted on 18-Nov-02 12:46 AM

Najar,

Some peoples said that "do you Hahoo!" looks like a copy of others Item i.e. Do You Yahoo!. As I am not lawyer, don't know how much it is offensive to Yahoo!, but, peoples started complaining that I needed an original signature. So, till it is in pending, I should find new original. Therefore, I designed a new one. Well, my PR guide book "purchased in singapore" (Ashu, refererred it sometime back too. Ashu don's laught hai). says peoples do keep on changing their signatures and trademarks. Well, Beckham also changes his hairstyle a lot. So, I think my new signature does justifies. Hoina ra. Najar ko najar kasto chha? Let me know your najar.

Aru Pachhi!?!
HG
HahooGuru Posted on 18-Nov-02 01:51 AM

Khai-k-bhanu,

Except number 8 and 9 (100% true), rest of the behaviors of mine are just opposite ( or far from reality) of what you had illustrated me.

e.g. I like hot "piro" stuffs, and my wife warns me not to eat so much of piro. I brought the DRUK ko green paste of chilly sauce from Nepal. There is a kind Japanese in a neighbouring street corner, who always offers me gift i.e. piro piro khursani ko jhuppa. He tells me go and take those hot green chillies, and once he said he made those things for foreigners like me as a service. .............. can you imagine. Fellow Nepalis in the town were surprised when the old man gave us the tallka talkane hariyo piro khursani.
"sasi bur desu ne" yasto piro khursani paunu ta. . . . .

favourite color: dark green: like hariyo khursani. not blue. 2nd best color of mine is dark blue. A friend of mine joked once "ke kineko tyo. .... tyo pani dark green nai ta hola ni". K garne.

Number 12 we already discussed in some other thread.

Number 7: worst predictions. Peoples call me over telephone from 1000km east and 1000km west when they are in trouble, "this guy should know", need some rescue at the last minute. Well, once they get information, they never call again, unless they need another pill. That is the only thing I can serve peoples.

Regarding Number 2: I remember the evening when I was returing from Beijing (China) to Nepal via Bangkok. In Bangkok airport, I saw two young teen ager boys. Nidar bhari raato tikka, haath ma rato syau "apple". I was in the transit to Nepal and they were in transit to USA. In a short time, I started talking to them, and came to know what they were for. They were going to USA for studies. I felt something must be done "when I saw them katryan katrayng syau" and asked what are they going to eat as dinner. They replied "kasto mahango dai tyo restaurant ma ta". Well, I remember my father told a story of two Gurkha laure, who were bare footed did not have money to buy haati chha chapal too and when they lined up for Gurkha army bharti kendra. After years, they returned to Nepal on leave. They saw a jaad bhatti in road side, then, they saw a kukhura karairaheko tyo thakalni didi ko pasal bahirko khor ma. When asked the Thakalni did said its very expensive Kukhura ko vale, dui janlai dherai huncha. Well, the lahures said, how is it? She replied its 25rupiya (its talk of time when I was kid), lahure said: hahha, 25rupiya ko bhale mahango re ... la kaat tyo bhale...... and they ate it and asked the thakalni did also to share the bhaleko masu .......... they left her shop and reached to their gau.

Moral: mahango ra sasto bhanne kura how much you have. So, I went to see the menu. It was just less than a dollar for a plate of spaghattei and other things. Myself was a lahure, so I told these boys, Ok lets have some food. Like Lahure, I did not feel it expensive and paid their "BILL". They wer surprised, why the hell am I paying. My logic to this payment, I told them: see, I am also a Nepali. Today you don't have money. I want to give a taste that in future when you come here like me today after earning money in USA, you should not hesitate to feed other set of young boys, similarly I did for you tonight. You don't have to return me any favor, but, keep on passing this favor. OK.

Then, I wanted to have some sleep in that transite hotel, the young boys said "Dai hami lai ta yahi chair ma bhaihalcha tyo hotel kasto mahango chha". I went to the holtel, yes, it was 45$ for 4 hours, well, I asked the hotel guy, what happens I ask another extra bed. They offered 20dollar extra bed. Then, I told to these boys, "hernus bhai tyo bed thulo (wide rahechha), I will pay 20dollars i.e. your part too. You can sleep (in Nepal, its not bad to share bed by college students, the way american or westerner may feel offended as "gay"). They agreed, and I told the main advantage of this room is you can take shower and become fresh. They agareed. We went to room, I tood shower first and asked them to take one by one. Finally, we went to bed, maile chai khaat paye, they had a big bed layed on floor "no khat". I took their photograph and they gave me their name and university address (unfortunately, I lost their name and address though I have their photographs) . Then, we slept, and with alarms. Next morning, I went to see off them at the Northwest Airline counter about 4 am, because they asked me for help, as it was their first trip away from their parents ... esp. Nepal. At the end, I told them one thing: "we had good time. I enjoyed talking to you guys. One thing I want to warn you : not to accept if someone offers you some goods or foods especially in transit, because its very dangerous, they might plant GAJA charesh ... you might fall in trap. I am not bad guy, so that was not problem, but, becareful, there can be many guys who will pretend to nice guy like me and you might fall in traip. " They were surprised to hear my final remarks. Well, they asked me "Dai ko naam ke ho?". I said, "mero naam awasyak chhaina, if you get chances in future do help other like I did on you two". Then we departed.

Well, my daughter used to ask me to repeat this story very frequently whenever she saw the album and whenever our guests used to find these two young strange guys in the middle of our album "ko hun ni iniharu", she used to convey the clarification.....

How did you like this real story? I liked that experience, I acquired in just 25dollars.

Aru Pachhi!?!
HG
HahooGuru Posted on 18-Nov-02 01:54 AM

Any Sajhaities, if you are one of these two guys, please, send me your email.
I can you the copy of photograph via email (scanned version). You guys look very smart.


For me these two photographs are like that girls' photograph in National Geographical Society. I am wondering whether I can meet them again.

Aru Pachhi!?!
HG
KaLaNkIsThAn Posted on 18-Nov-02 04:37 AM

hahooo jyu;
Do you HAHOO?? hahaha...!!
Sounds Great to me!!!

Taremaam
Arnico Posted on 18-Nov-02 04:45 AM

HG-ji, I don't know the two individuals, but the experience is very familiar to me.

Have you passed through BKK any time in the last year or so? Nowadays almost every TG 319 KTM-BKK flight is sold out... 60-90% of the seats filled with Nepalis venturing abroad for the first time... to work in Malaysia. Usually there is a large majority that has a connecting flight to Kuala Lumpur within an hour (Thai Airways has gotten quite experienced with that, they have the KL flight depart at the next gate and a crowd of groundstaff to "herd" the travelers)... but usually a few dozen of the passengers have tickets for a next morning connection and are stranded in the transit lounge, far outnumbering the US-bound future students. At times there are so many that it is quite impossible to help one or two... even just trying to explain simple things like directions around the airport transit lounge to one or two, I have at times quickly been surrounded by 30-40 eager listenerrs and having to give a bhashan...

I have been on a couple of flights where I was the only person speaking English in the whole back section of Economy class, and thus an interpreter of cabin announcements and crew directions to the point of almost losing my voice. Most of the folks are really friendly and appreciative of any help they can get (and often quite incredulous about the fact that this is NOT my first trip)... although at times I am amazed by how clueless they are about the trip they are undertaking... from not understanding how to open an airplane bathroom doorlatch to thinking that they are on a flight to Bangladesh (rather than Bangkok)... and most would have NO idea what to do if their employer did not come pick them up at KL. The employment agencies that pocket a fat commission for arranging the visa and travels should do a better job in "briefing" people about travels abroad. ...
HahooGuru Posted on 18-Nov-02 07:04 PM

Arnico ji,

I am not sure whether I twisting this thread away from its centers. Thank you for your note and indeed, whenever I pass from BKK, I find some young "INNOCENT" nepalis and have to help them: "k garne yatro padhiyo, part of that padhai comes from the tax they also paid", this is what I feel before I decide to help them. Last year too, about 4 Nepalis went to Nepal via BKK, and I reached there around 1 am. They were in trouble, another kind. Their baggage was to be transferred to Nepa, it is a minor problem if you know how to tackle it. A Thai guy came asked them to follow. They don't know english, he don't speak Nepali. I had to interfere, what is the problem. They explained. I asked them to follow me, went to Thai ways counter explaind the girl in the counter, showed all those documents. Finally, she confirmed that everything is fine. They enjoyed, their all "Tension" relieved. Well, we came closer and discussed more things. They were in Korea in some "visa for labour" status. They were thrilled how Korean works and they had to compete with Korean "kaha hune dai, kya kaam garchan tiniharu le, hami ta balla balla vetchaou. Hamra neta haru lai pani ek dui barsha korea ma lagera kaam laune ho bhane balla Nepal banthyo hola".... Well, one of them, came towards me and offered "5000won" (about $5) as thanks for the help I offered to them. I was so surprised that he is so tired and addicted of Nepal's habit, he thought I might be expecting money in return to what I helped. It shows today, our social norms have gone down, peoples think that there is no help "free of charge", ......... Well, I told what are you doing? His reply was, "tyatro help garnu bho hajur le, hamile aru kehi ta garna sakinna, yati bhe pani linu paryo ni".... I did not feel offended, and just denied, I helped you just because I am Nepali. Tyasma maile kuna thulo kura gareko pani ta chhaina tyahi counter gayera tapaiko kura batai diyeko matra. ... He was insisting me to accept it. ... I told them at the end, "I am govt. employee, I can not accept money like you are offering. That is illegal". Finally, out of them, clever one came out and interpreted "OK, dai la yo korea ko paisa ko sample bhanera linus na 1000won". Then, I told them, OK, we can exchange it with Japanese Yen, so how much is 1 dollar in Korean Won. Its about 1300won, so, 1000won = 100yen. Then, I gave him 100yen coin and accepted 1000won. In a moment, the others also came forward, "khai khai dai japanese yen kasto hundo rahechha". Malai pani euta coin sample pauna. Well, I spent my 300 yen in exchange of 1000won. ....This time I did not rent any room in transit, ........... We finally reached to KTM. No baggage loss in transit.

In previous travel, My suitcase was lost in BKK transit, and arrived in Nepal after 4/5days later. The airline reported that my suitcase did not have any tags, I told it was sent from Beijing China, and I remember they did put tag to Nepal via Hon Kong then BKK . Well, I had to inform them all clues regarding my suit case. Fortunately, I had written (the name sticker plus) my name in bold permanent ink pen, and it had names all around the suitcase (i.e. it has names of myself, my wife and kids), because it was most common suitcase at the time of my purchase, and I had suffered identification problem several times in the past. So, I realized the benefit of writing name that is visible from all around. Today, the suitcase is so dirty due to too many security check and airline's check in stickers, I don't think writing name made the suitcase dirty. But, if I did not have the names, the airline staff said my suitcase would never have been recovered. I remember the same suitcase was again lost in USA: Delta Airways. They chewed my one day becaue I had to wait at my residnce before they delivered it. ......... After all these experiences, what I learned is you should have extra clothes, your important items (i.e. for what purpose you are travelling) should be in your hand or cabin baggage. I remember a person telling he went to europe for 1 month official trip and baggage was lost in transit, delivered on 21st day. All docs. were in suitcase... His experience was the trip was the worst in his life. ........... So, never trust airlines 100% that your bag will be delivered, especially, if you don't have direct single flight to your destination. Go to airline counter (in transit) , confirm that your bag will be loaded in the next flight. So, that you don't have to worry, and I am sure the contents in the bag will be worth more than the compensation that $20x 20kgs = $400 (maximum refund) ('60s standard is still working).

contd...
HahooGuru Posted on 24-Nov-02 10:37 PM

Hamro Isolated Freak, now and before : T?, mathi gariyeko predictions:

sitara:
Isolated Freak: Brilliant, young and an idealist

NePe
Isolated Freak: Smart but majboor

(unfortunately, only 3 illustrations were there. Well, Sitara and Nepe had quite close illustrations). Majboori ka naam gandhi, bhanchan, hamro Sajhapur ma Majboori ka naam IF