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     ..... Bale, myself, and Kiran waited in 30-Sep-02 Deep
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Deep Posted on 30-Sep-02 01:07 PM

Jhyalincha

(Dashain ko bela pooraaano kura yaad aayo)


“Ye… Jhyalincha, talai khotta khana munlagyo?”, Kiran asked to Bhime. “Jhik chhito…hyaa…kich kich nagarna….Bale said and kept searching Bhime through his eyes. Bhime was recently decorated with that title “Jhyalincha” reflecting his recent role in that capacity during Kisnastami Lakhe dance. Tyo lakhe dance ma jhylincha ke bha thyo…mu** Bhime jhyalincha le prakhyat. Actually, he was better suited for “Jhyalincha” than “Bhim”. He was a thinly built dude…casually called “fiste” by many in the past. So, the name “Bhim” for such “sinke” dude was like an open insult. It was painful for us just to imagine how painful or humiliating it was for him to response with “haur (hajoor)” when someone called him a fu-garda-dhalne dude “Bhim”. I guess, that’s why he used to answer with rude “chha? (ke?)” when called Bhim instead of a sweet or at least a neutral “hajoor”. Je hos, Bhime was supposed to bring sabudana for majha. We already had broken some glasses and were ready for sabudana. Bhime’s uncle had a store. So, Bhime had volunteered to bring sabudana khusukka from kaka’s pasal. “lyaunai milena”, Bhime said in sad voice. “Ani yaha ke **** khana aa ta…lyauna na milya bhe…” Bale got mad. “talai pani mu** puchhar ma dhago banna paryo?” Kiran was unhappy. Majha laune kam nai adkiyo.


Anyway, Bhim Prajapati was a good friend of mine. We were hwakrang buddies. Even though, Jhyalincha was also a member of our football (soccer, for some of you) squad but was shying away from continuing his daring position because just recently some spectators on the ground ridiculed him. Why?… What happened?…

Well, nothing big….chappal fukalera golki post identify garyathyo….Barmu was our keeper and our Jhyalincha was the backy. Yes, “The” backy. It was him who put himself in that position. Our ground (kun chahi ko khet ho kunni) in that Dhobikholako faat was not that big. We were playing 12 people altogether (six in each team). We, all twelve players, were from the same tole-greater handigaun-but rivalry was there. Each team had three forewards, one backy cum foreward and one backy (the backy) and one goalki. Jhyalincha was our “the” backy. Game started. Some players were playing with nango dhadh, many with nango khutta, few “fui launeharu” with tennis shoes and one dude with goti bhako boot. We all hated him for his goti bhako jutta. Our jhyalincha was not very effective that day. Ball ta lootu lootu chhodira….sunna ko biruddha char goal khaye pachhi we all got mad at him. Especially, Barmu got really mad at Jhyalincha for playing so sloppy. Chori aaula thadyayera Barmu warned Jhyalincha. Jhyalincha le feri ball chhodyo. Just then some spectators started to yell, “…..backy kasto narkat jasto….”. Khamba jasto bhannu parne ma narkat jasto rey. Bhime didn’t like playing after that.

Changa ko season , we had to have some sharp dhago to stay on the sky. So, we decided to go to Naxal to buy some dhago. Dashain lagi sakekai thiyena…Jhyalincha le jhagada garera ghar bata Dashain ko naya luga layera aayechha. He was shining among us. Jhyalincha was beaming. We intensified our dhago search from Chardhunge to Nagpokhari. We could find any “chhurra” yet affordable dhago. It was around 12 o’clock and we were at Nagpokhari. Bale spoke, “ek round hanum na, Jaynepal ma”. We all agreed and reached the theatre. It was pretty crowded. We ,a couple of time, tried to sneak in but could not. “Kya vyaarluk”, Bale commented on our failed attempt to sneak inside the theatre. “ma ta sekan klass bata chhirchhu…tyata bata sajilo hunchha”, Jhyalinchha was still optmisitic. Rest of were not so sure. We thought, it was easier to get in thru first class/special gate. Jhyalincha looked at us but we just stood there. Jhyalincha left us and went around to second/third class entrance by the cycle stand.

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Deep Posted on 30-Sep-02 01:08 PM

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Bale, myself, and Kiran waited in front of first class/special gate for an opportunity. We kept trying but was not working. In my last attempt, the ticket checker at the door was pretty hostile at me. “ahile samma dukhtai thyo tyasko khotta tauko ma”. So, I was kind of reluctant to try again with that same ticket checker. There were more than one checkers at that door. So, I decided to wait for the other one. Jhyak jhuk parda hallida dekheko mayalu sabun ko advertise chaldai thyo. Restless Bale made his move and we were watching him. “Bale chhiro ra afu chhirna paiyena bhane….barbad hunchha.”, I was thinking. Two guys came with tickets and Bale walked with them pretty closely. He wanted the gate keeper to assume that Bale was with those ticket holders. He did let guys enter alright but grabbed Bale …ghichyayera turned him around …..gave Bale a dashing kick and screamed “ma^%$# lai dhulo pardinchhu ani..” Kiran and I backed off. Bale joined us and said, “yo ma^%$#@ gate keeper lai ta maile janya chha…Sambhu dai lai bhandinchhu..” We could barely hear what Bale was saying. He was badly shaken.

We knew, first class/special gate is out of the question for now. We climbed up to deskal/balkoni. Not many people were there. Giddha jasto gate keeper basi ra thyo tyaha. It was not possible to sneak in. So, we just looked at some posters and got down. It was pretty calm by then. I guess movie was on already. Fatta futta manchhe aauthe, tyatti ho. We knew this is it for this show. It was a disappointing afternoon. “Jhyalincha chhiryo jasto chha”, Kiran spoke with dikka lagya swor. We knew, cinema chhute pachhi jhyalincha le tole ma gayera bhanne bho kahani….how marda he was and how namards we were. “jhyalincha le barbad garne bho aba”, I said. “aghinai jhyalincha sanga jana parne re chha baru….”, Bale spoke.

We looked at fas klass/ espesal gate. Same keeper was there. He gave us a sharp look. Bale le ta herdai herena uta patti. “ghuri ra chha yaar, mu** le”. Kiran said. We hurriedly got out. Now what should we do? Only jhyalincha made his day. Just to make sure Jhyalincha is not standing outside the sekan/thar klas gate we went check the gate ( second/third class entrance gate). We could see hundreds of bicycles and few motorbikes there but no Jhyalincha. We knew, Jhyalincha went in. “Thukka, chhirechha ni jhyalincha…ma pani aaunu parne…yata…” Kiran said in frustration. I agreed. We did not see anyone standing there by the gate. So, we thought may be we could also get in. We had to enter through a shutter gate to a 15 by 6 (?) room and only from that room (there was another gate to the theatre from that room) we could enter the movie hall. There in that room we found our jhyalincha.

He was doing PT (Physical Training) there. His unofficial instructor was a gatekeeper/checker. His shining dashain outfit looked awful. By looking at him anyone could tell he had just stopped crying. “goda faat”, Gatekeeper ordered. Jhyalincha le khutta fattyayo. “Satark”, Gatekeeper ordered again. Khutta jorera tankiyo jhyalincha. Gatekeeper saw us but didn’t care. We were outside that shut shutter gate. Jhyalincha was facing the gatekeeper not us. So, he didn’t see us coming. “ladi budi gar”, Gatekeeper gave another order. Dashain lugama, Jhyalincha did ladi budi tyo kotha ko dhulo ma. Then Jhyalincha saw us but quickly looked away. After few more minutes, gatekeeper le ghokryaidiyo jhyalincha lai bahira.

Jhyalincha ta joke bhaigo hamro lagi. Ta mu** ke ko PT khelera basi ra ni tyaha? Bale asked. Jhyalincha le ghuran diyo Bale lai. Je hos, Ek chhin pachhi Jhyalincha told us, after leaving us there in front of fas/espesal gate he came to sekan/thar klas gate. He sneaked in through the shutter then proceeded to the theatre entrance gate. There was no one at that door. So, Jhyalincha was relieved. He went inside the theatre looking at the screen. As he was enjoying the scene at the screen and also looking for a seat to give his as* a break, a torchlight flashed on his face. “ticket” the ticket checker spoke. Aba jhyalincha sanga ticket bhaidya bhe ta bhaihalthyo ni…Jhyalincha didn’t know what to say or do. He just stood there with a heavy erratically pounding heart. “Ticket dekha bhanya”, ticket checker spoke again. Scared Jhyalincha just stood there. “Ticket chhaina?” , asked the checker with little anger and hate. Jhyalincha le chhaina bhanera tauko matrai ke hallako thyo…checker grabbed his kathalo ani brought him out of the theatre to that buffer room. The checker may seen the movie many times so was not interested in seeing it anymore. He probably wanted some fresh entertainment. Jhyalincha lai muntyaudai checker shouted, “ma*&^%$, tero bauko hall ho yo….?”. “Haina dai….”, Jhyalincha was quick to respond in his runche swar. He knew things are not looking good for him. Ek laat hanera checker ordered, “La PT khel, ma*&^%”.
jira Posted on 30-Sep-02 01:22 PM

“ladi budi gar”, Gatekeeper gave another order. Dashain lugama, Jhyalincha did ladi budi tyo kotha ko dhulo ma.

I found this line hilarious
Hellbound Posted on 30-Sep-02 01:24 PM

Deep,
Very nice story. You're very good story teller....

Hell
P.S. It would have been nicer if you could keep it little shorter.... Too much to read.
ThunderStorm Posted on 30-Sep-02 01:39 PM

Deep Dude!!!
Nice one...After hours of work, i enjoyed myself reading your posting... Great job! Keep it up. I have been reading your postings for long time but didnt get time to reply. I appreciate your writing skill.
--Thunder--
sparsha Posted on 30-Sep-02 05:52 PM

ladi budi, huh!

Jira ji...why don't you also write something on ladi budi?
jira Posted on 30-Sep-02 07:16 PM

Sparsha ji!

Aphailey ladee budee khelya scene ta ke burnun gurrai bho ra mass ko agadee, sano tino party ko anubhav ta lekhihalchu nee bela belama :-). Samjheko ma dhannebaad. Tura, mailey tyo Tukrum ra sanomaiya chai ajhaai beersya chaina.
SOULFREE Posted on 01-Oct-02 06:10 AM

Deep Bro!! You made me nostalgic yaar.

PT thing was really funny. I couldn't help ladibudi kheling on my floor-- Literally. This was one of your best so far. This was Great!!! Who ever said to keep it shorter, I hoped it was longer than this. You made my day Deep dude. How do you remember such a classic terms used in kathmandu, such as jhyalincha, narkat, ghokryaunu, muntyaunu, churra, fui launu, exact words I used when I was a kid -- exact words in exact situation.... sound so typical.

By the way, I miss dashai -- bahun ko bari ma changa competition, changa ma kaka (i forgot what they say when you put some weight to balance changa -- is it kachi",?, "dimond chaap" dhago ma maanjha, nakhnau changa, guchcha, khopi, paaya -- hazur aama le banako khasi ko kabab -- navaratri ma checking out girls, brand new Jeans and shambu damai le silako shirt, dakshina, one month school banda, !! Damn, i miss dashain.
Happy Dashain guys.

You made my day!!
ME WAN' MORE!!
jira Posted on 01-Oct-02 09:12 AM

gwaankh ho tyo weight halni
SITARA Posted on 01-Oct-02 11:59 AM

Deep ji....
What can I say? As usual you outdo yourself each time you narrate!

Thank you! Ma ali phonetically challenged bhayeko ley I had to utter every word for it to resound right to my ears....

tyasai le dilo padhen ko! :)
DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) Posted on 01-Oct-02 12:23 PM

La ramro cha ! Pheri Deep Ta chamkiyo.

Tyo Jai nepalko Second class patti bata chirne chahi ramro barnan garko ho la!

Tyeha tyo saikal tanna rakne thauma mero l pani paryacha, yekchoti. Saikal rakhe pachi number linu parthyo,Ani sykal ma lock lagayera bhitra januparthyo. mero sykal ma chahi lock thiyena. yekdain ta maile mero Atlas sykal bhanera arkai ko sykal nikalna thalechu.teha bata yeso nikalana matrai lageko ta, aaipugyo moro ta " ye! mero sykal chorchas" bhandai.Tyesko pani lock thiyena.

Number nainnaherikana maile cycle tanna thelechu, Jhandai hanya bajiyale malai. Chana pani naramro Bhustighre thiyo ra**diko Choro ta. "Ye la numberai ustai ustai, sykal pani ustai, galti bhayecha "bhandai khisikka parera taap ma ta . nabahye ta haanthyo bajiyale ghumayera. Coincidence, kya!
Deep Posted on 01-Oct-02 01:50 PM

Jira, Dashain ko luga ma ladi budi....kya bawal....pachhi Jhyalincha le ghar farke pachhi pani payechha ni danak bako...dashainluga dhwasta parekoma....tapaiko changama kati choti mathli pech ani kati choti talli pech dine garya thyo?

hellbound,
chhotyauda chhotyaudai pani lamo bhai halechha...ajha katti ramailo kura lekhna paiyena tyahi chhotyaune huda....thanks for the comment, though. I hope you will keep reading my stories.

Thunderstorm,
Thank you for your appreciation. khusi lagyo.

Soulfree,
"You made my day Deep dude." My pleasure bro.


Sitara,
Aba kaha aakas ma chamkane sitara kaha dharati ma pilpilaudo deep...tyaipani...thanks for your comment.

Dhumbasse,
Jay Sambho! ani aramai? Bisworup tira ko yaad le katttiko satauchha ta?
DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) Posted on 02-Oct-02 04:07 AM

Deep Bao!

America aayeko dherai bhayo, Yaad pani aaudaina, satauda pandi sataudainda timmilai jasto. Kinabhane ma atitma bachdina. Uhi yeha timile kura garda kheri "ye !ho" bhane lagcha . tyetti ho.

Baru Timilai Bishwouple barbar sataucha jasto cha ni , khub nam li rahachau, Katai tyo Bishworupko magne ko chori le timro pet ta bokeko chaina, timro bacchako.Sutnai garho bha ho!

Ani Tyo Bahndarkhal le pani khub satucha hola haina. Aja tyo Bhandarkhako jaya bageshwari pattiko entrance le ta timilai " Godafaat-Satark" garaucha jasto cha, Khub sodhachau tyesko barema. Ke ho!
Deep Posted on 02-Oct-02 08:52 AM

Atit ma ta chahera pani kohi bachna sakdaina, Dhumbasse ji. Atit bhanekai samjhana ho...bartaman ma samjhana hudaina.....bhabisyako kalpana hunchha samjhana haina. Bigat lai samjhinuko artha atit ma bachnu haina.

"Baru Timilai Bishwouple barbar sataucha jasto cha ni , khub nam li rahachau, Katai tyo Bishworupko magne ko chori le timro pet ta bokeko chaina, timro bacchako.Sutnai garho bha ho! "

Dhumbasse ji, I was not expecting a comment like this from you.

Anyway, Wish you a Happy Dashain.
jira Posted on 02-Oct-02 09:00 AM

Dhumba ley pheri susu garyo
DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) Posted on 02-Oct-02 09:45 AM

Deep Dai maafi pau,

Mero dimagle kam gariraheko chaina, hijo diusho dekhi. Ke garne. kama gardaithiye, Gharbata phone aayo, shrimati ta emergency ma cha bhanera. daudera gaye, Shambhoko kripale sabai thikkai cha, ali kati saas pherna garho bhayeko rahecha,Tyestai ho sutkeri hunebelama. ani Raati dhila ghar aaaye, sutna sakeko hoina, keke kura kheli rahyo manma, 3 bajetira Ani la aba yeso Sajha herauna ta ke rahecha haalkhaber bhanera hereko uta Biruwa Masanga padki ra rahecha. kurai bujhna sakina maile ta ba, Ani yeso bichar gare, " deta hai bhagwan chappar phaadke deta hai " bhanthiye, Dukha ra chinta pani nabhandai oiro nai lagdao rahecha. Ani johkai jhokma gareko posting ho tyo.
Aba timi pani risayau bhane ta sajha bat ahinde bhai halyo ni. La!
i am sorry man! I take it back, Merai tauko ma haldeu tyeslai pani
Deep Posted on 02-Oct-02 09:59 AM

Dhumbasse,
Kehi chhina.....I am not mad at you.

take care of yourself and your wife. sighra swasthya lav ko kamana garchhu.

hai ta.
jira Posted on 02-Oct-02 10:02 AM

DHUMBA lai austi ko saunibaar aulikata chissa badhee parya matrrai ho , khassai kyai haina, aba thik bhai sakyo :-)
Deep Posted on 02-Oct-02 10:14 AM

Jira, tyasari "handle" garna sakdaina Dhumbale bhanera thaha paye pachhi "chyassa" kina haldya ta asti sanibar? bhayena ni.

Je hos, sabai thik chha. la...Dashainko bela ma ke dikka manai bho ra?

fitne hain ta?

;)
jira Posted on 02-Oct-02 10:40 AM

Aba kichkich garda gardai dashain ni ayo, ba 'khasi' bhunney bela bho. Khasi ko kaan chapawundai tin Dharkey chate bhaneko hijjai jasto lagcha. Ek phera, mailey changa akasna nasukda dai bhanawuda haruley chanda khanda ko changa ma pucchar halera udawuna diye. Mailey nee basee phat lai sittai samet lyappa dalera 3/4 fee jatiko pucchar haley. "koor koor koor" bhunera hawa bolaye, hawa nee ayo ra herda herdai mero changa nikkai mathee pugyo, ekcheen pachee ta basi bhaat sukecha kyarey, changa bhunda paila pucchar chate bhayo ra changa anticlockwise ghoom khana thalyo. arko chana bata kamti haan kamti haan bhunna thaley. Mailey nee ho ta nee bhunera kamti hanney bhako thaddai dhuppi ko rookh ma audkyo. beestarrai dhago berya ta dhago ta tunkera tunukka bhayo lattai nai tanla jasto. dhago ma tension badhee bhayecha ki kunni ke ho, lattai ko tyo biccha ko sano pangra phuskera wareeparee ka kaath haru ta phutuphutu khasyo po ta, Beegrya lattai ley audkya changa tanney bha dhago ta luttai battai tussa .............
DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) Posted on 02-Oct-02 10:43 AM

Baru ahile chahai naramro sanga Bishwarup yaad aairacha bujhenau Deep!

Ahile payeta ali cahnga bainthyo, kamsekam yekachin bhayepani udna painthyo, ani bhok pani lagthyo yesto chinta pareko belama
khana khayera majale sutna pani hunthyo. ke garne " ashai ash ma bitne bhayao Jindagani, mero Jidagani' bhanera gungunai rahech ma ta!

Dhanaybad tapailai!

jira ,Tole daju-bhai! tapailai pani Dhanyabad!
Deep Posted on 02-Oct-02 11:16 AM


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Arko thread bata chorera yaha pani lyako kya..... kasai ko samjhana aayo ni ta...dashain ko bela ma.
DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) Posted on 02-Oct-02 11:24 AM

Jira!

mero chahi thiyo Golteenko twakko lattai, kathko hoina. Ani majah lagayeko pani ke le bhanana, sabudana, pineko chim ( batti), ani jiudai samteko Chiple kira, Kya khatara." La majha sukaune bela bhayo" bhanera tauke changa liyera gaye dhobikholako khetma. Hawa nalagera barbad. Majha ta golteenko lattai bata maha chuihya jasto tappa tappa chihina thalyo. Ani " ye boksi! hawa de" bhandi tin char palta pashim tira pharkera karaye, Ani sssssssssssssss garera sushelna thale. Hawa ali ali lagya jasto bhayo. Ani changa udanune hatarle bhuima rakheko changa lai uchaldai ma ta daude dhobikolako phatma, lattaibata dhago chodai. Pachadi pachadi changa, agadi agadi ma.

Ani yeso pharkera " kaha pugecha changa, herchu" bhanera na adikana pharkeko matra ke thiye, ghwarlamma ,tyo khetko alima thokkera aliko utapatti bhayeko mal( fertilizer) thupareko khaldoma jakKkyechu. Mero khutta ta goli gantha mathi thanakkai bhayecha, dukhera barbad,Golteen ko twak ko lattai haatbata uchittera ka ho ka.

Khutta markecha, Kachyang khachyang gardai khaldobata niskera yeso herchu ta gober nai gober dhand bhari. Gober matrai bhaye hunthyo, aba ke ke thiyo tyo khaldoma mal bhanera rakheko, ke thaha. Chayaaaaaaaaa! kasto ganhayeko. Ani yeso lattai herchu ta lattaibata ta sabai dhago jati niskera yek dallao bhayecha, ani tyo majhako karamt tyo hilo ra mato sabai dhago bhari, kya bijog . Runa man lagathiyo. khwachyag, khwacyag gardai, runche hanso hasdai lattai uthauna gaye. woripari bhayeka sabaijana haru "kati kati kuiya,kati kati kuiya" bhandai parpara bhagdai latthi athwa sukeko tinka samuna thale. la hera bijog!

Aba ke garne Dhunu ta pryo. Pheri khutt dukhera kasto babal. Ani tyai dhobikholako panima singai luga nai lagayera hamphale, pani nabhayeko Dhobikholako baluwa sab jiu bhari, kattu bhari, bhitra bhitra samma bhanya,naramro sanga pachyo ni tyo baluwa le guptanga tira.

Aba ghar ta janaiparyo. Ani barbad talle ghar gayeko thus thus ganaudai, lukdai chipdai. Ghar ko aanganma matra ke pugheko thiye didi aaipugi. " yo kha yestari ganhaune bhayera aayo, chya! chya! Chya! chya! " bhanera hwak ,hwak banta garli jasto gardai aamalai bolauna thalii. Aamale dekhnu bhayo, kehi bhannu bhayena. "Ja gayera nuhai hal chandai, ani Godan garera aaija pashupatima gayera "bhnnubhayo nak thundai. Ani nuhai dhuwai gare, pashupati gaye , godan garera ghar aauda pani mero nakbata tyo gandha gayena. Diuso ko khanja khanda pani didiharule " tadha bas ! gande, hamilai banta aauncha nabhaye" bhanera gali gare. kasto runa man lageko malai. tyetikai bhayo. Darlae diuso bhari gharai base.

Beluka ba ghar aaunubhayo ra thaha paunubhayecha. hamra ba lai pheri chorale changa bhanda plane udayeko herne rahar. Ani kaha hunthyo. khaiyo naramro laat bauko.

harek dashaima yo ghatna khub yaad aauncha. Ani Nepalma dashai taka phone garyo ki didile yehi kura samjhaunche ra hasna thalche.

Yeuta sano sansmaran mero pani. haha!!
Deep Posted on 02-Oct-02 12:14 PM

dhobikhola le pani dherai yaadharu dya chha bhanya, hai?

Tihar ma goltin ko muni rakhera twak bam padkauna kya maja aauthyo!
DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) Posted on 02-Oct-02 12:57 PM

DEEP manche chahi asadhye hasaune. Ab kaha Golteenko twak ko lattai bata Pataka padkaune kura garya.
Deep Posted on 02-Oct-02 01:44 PM

ek choti tyaha kisna mandir pachhadi ek hul manchhe paya kheli ra the. euta dai thyo already taat bhaisakya re chha kyare....hami 2/3 jana sathiharu maltabara ek pyaket liyera tyahi kisna mandir nera basira thim..tyo taat dai aayera...ye... yata aao bhanyo. liyidine bho maltabara bhanera dikka lagyo. bolaye pachhi janai paryo. timiharu lai ma ahile pachhi ek pyaket arko maltabara kindiula ahile yata aao bhanyo. kisna mandir pachhadi paya khal ma kasailai pachhadi herne fursad thiyena sabai aghi dau nai herdai thiye. tyo taat dai le malta barako pyaket salkayera oralako daiko pachhadi puchhar banara laidyo....oota paya hanne le MARRA pani bhanna pa thena yata dyam dyam dyam bho....dau ta bhadra gol ...sano tino kuta kut pani bho...

tara tyo jhyakne dai le kindenani arko maltabara hamlai!
jira Posted on 02-Oct-02 02:19 PM

Ek patuk mero ewuta sathi lay kunni kaslai ho date lanchu bhunera 1 jhuppa gulapph ko phool kinera lyathyo. Bato ma sano tino grossery ni garyo . 1 packet chicken wings, 1 batta tiktak (ram dana jasto mint) ra 1 packet ramro khalko....... Khai pachee ta ke milena cha kunni, chicken wings bandera khaiyo, gadee ma sukeko gulaaph ko paatai paat dekhinthyo 2/3 maina samma, tiktak pachee summa hamlai ewuta ewuta guree dendai thiyo. Tyo ramro khalko packet ko barema chai malai tha chaina...bhako kura
Deep Posted on 02-Oct-02 02:23 PM

pyaket use garyo hola....
jira Posted on 02-Oct-02 02:33 PM

khai kay ..kay ..pyaket ka halis bhanda bhandaina patukkai...ailey samma
DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) Posted on 02-Oct-02 02:52 PM

Yeuta kura , tyo mandir, math, gumba ma kina hola yestari juwade haru jamma hune hola, acchammalagcha.

Tyo Sifalma Dhobikholako chuma yeuta mandir thiyo, nam chahi Bhandareswhor mahadev. Teha pani tyestai paya khelne bhanya. Sara toleka bigrya bigrya dada haru basera paya khelne, mandirko pachadi basera. Mandir chahi alikati danda jastoma thiyo ani pachadi patti chahi bhiralo.
Tyesto ma basera yekdin sabaijana paya khelira raichan. Nati cha pani paya 'chauka' daule handai rahecha. Bauraja pahila ta 'tiya' daule jitiraraicha, pachi bistarai 'Cahuka' dau jagna thale pachi ta hardai gayer taat hune bela bhayecha. Arko choti joshiyera Natichale jasai paya bhuima bajarera tighra thatayeko thiyo, "chauka" bhandai, yeuta paya ta ghorlidai ghorlidai, khasecha tyo bhir muni aba bhayena ke.

Sorha wata paya ma 15 wata matrai cha, Nati bhando raicha 'chauka, aanth thandi!', Bauraja bhandao raicha 'tiya ,saath thandi', sabai aafno dau bhanna thale. Baurajale harya jhokma khapna nasakera, " terima ! kaha dekhis chauka ,la bhan" bhandai Natichako kathalo samatna gayecha. Nati cha ali baliyo pani thiyo, khetma kam gareko pakhura le Baurajako kathalo samayecha." ta lai maile Chauka bhaneko hoina, ta lai ma ghumera diuki diyera ghumau " bhannathlyao. Lathara- latthar garda gardai aba ta dubaijana mandirko dilma pugera usle uslai khasalna khojcha, usle uslai khasalna khojcha.

Tyattikai ma ta Baurajako swashni aaipugi kahabata . "yo mero logne le mero ghar bar barbad garyo juwa khelera" bhandai rundai-karaudai aaipugi, yetro baasko khaptero bokera lognelai taha lagauna lai. hamita ketaket darayera ali tadah basi rathyau. tyettikaima kaha bata Natichko swasnile thaha paicha Naticha ta jhagada gariracha bhanera, Natichako swasni pani aaipugi. Baurajako swashnile Bauraja sandhe jahi Naticha sanga bhindeko dekhna sath jhamtina gaicha Natichalai. Natichako swashnile tyo herera basna bhayena. " randi le ta ke bhanthanya cha hamilai" bhandai jai lagi tyo pani Baurajako swashni mathi,aba ta yeka tira logneharu arko tira swashniharu, ladi budi garna thale. aaimaiharuchai kapal bhutla but gardai ladi budi gardai thiye. manche haruko bhid badhna thalyo.

Bistarai Naticha ra bauraja thakechan kayre, ladna chodera mukh chadna thale" Ma**kni, teri Aama Poi" bhancha yekatirabata Nati, Utabata " R**di ko chaora" bahncha Bauraja. Logne haru chuttiyeko dekhera swashni haru pani chuttiye tara tinko mukh chahi banda bhayena. Manpari bolera gali garna thale yek arkalai.

Tyettikaima ta natichako swashni le Phariya uthayera " iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii kha!" bhanera dekhaidie sappai bhaye bharko, aru sabai tamashe harule tali bajayera ho halla garna thale, ramailo mandai. Baurajako swashni jhan ke kam usle ta pura phariya uthayera agadi bata ra pachadi bata, jhukdai, tankidai sabai dekhaidi " taiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii kha !"bhanera.

Tamashe haruko bhid bhadna thalyo ,free porn herna pa bhayera. yebam kramle ti dui aaimaile dash choti "iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii kha!" gare. Naticha ra baurajako mukh chahi kalo ra nilo bhayo lazale. ani dubai logne harule aa- aafno swashnilai samtera nyakdai ghisarna tahle ghartira . Logne le dabauda dabaudai pani Naticha ki shwashni ta ajahai "IIIiiiiiiiiiiii kha" gardai thi.

Tyespachi maile nati cha ra Baurajalai paya kheleko kahilyai dekhina.
DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) Posted on 02-Oct-02 02:55 PM

Ah sacchi bhanda dhandai bhannai birsiyecha. Tyo sabai nati cha ra Baurajako swashniko" iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii kha!" dekhe pachi maile tyo din raati bhat khana sakina.
Deep Posted on 02-Oct-02 03:05 PM

"..kay ..kay ..pyaket ka halis bhanda bhandaina patukkai...ailey samma "

jira...aba tyasto private kuro pani jhwas jhwas ti sodhni bhanya...ka halis rey? ...aba bho?

... ful sul kehi ni dina naparne bhettayoki ke thaha.....
DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) Posted on 02-Oct-02 03:26 PM

Deep ra Jira,

uta arko thread ma bhai ra raicha ni bajhabajh Intellctual, Jai Nepalma " Jaisa ka taisa" chalya jasto dhumdhan shandarka sath pachau haptama Chalya jaasto. Herna jane haina. Maile black harulai chineko cha.
jira Posted on 02-Oct-02 03:38 PM

Dhumba!

uta najaam, mero ta buddi ley bhyawudaina , malai ta yee yuastai halkaphulkai thik
pheri dashain awuna layo ,black ley dhoka diyo bhaney ta naya luga ma ladee budee khelnu parla bekkar ma
DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) Posted on 02-Oct-02 03:46 PM

Ha ha ha Jir kya khub!

Timi jhyalincha hoina ni ,ladi budi khelnu pardaina, pheri tyo ghr pugnu agadi kalopul nerko Dhunge dharam nuhayera gaye pani bho ni tyesto darune bhaye.
mitra 2 Posted on 02-Oct-02 04:04 PM

Haina ee ganthay ho, sathiharu le jhylincha... dhobikhola... chabel... handigaun.. ko kura garya bela ma kina bolnu bhaneko, jira le ta mero saathi ko po kura nikalechha ba. haina jira, aafno roommate ko kura pani kasto incomplete gareko? Oosle date-night ko 'tanik' bhanera lyako Tyson wings hami sable bhok.ko jhokma khayeko haina? 16-ghante summer shift sakera lakhataraan bhayera Tyson Wings khai haliyo, pachhi oo risayera taatda sunya nasunyai garya haina? phul ko kura ta maile tha paina, tara tyo ramro khalko ... chai use bhayo bhanthyo... detail ta tha bhayena. Jira, kura aaprasangik bhaye pani memory flash-back chai bhayo.

Ani ma pani tyai ghattekulo ma basya ho 8/9 barsa. dhobikhola ko football field ma pani fatta futta khelya ho. Dumbao ra Deep lai pani bheteko hola sayad.

Ma chai gaaun ma chhada arun, piluwa, leguwa, kyawa khola ma machha marna jaane garya the saathi haru sanga. Machha pani balchhi le marne haina. Bora ka bora timmoor ko geda liyera gayo, tyaslai dhulo banayo, ani khola ma halyo. 1/2 minute pachhi maccha marera khola ma tairinthyo. Kahile chai timmoor thorai hunthyo kyare, euta machha pani namarne... parisram ko naas, timmoor ko raag le guptanga polera tension. First time Kathmandu aauda Balaju ma machha herna gayeko, hajjarau machha sano pokharima, ani charo ta haina aaula nai tokula jasto garne machha le ta. Mero kathmandu ko sano cultural (?) shock.
Deep Posted on 02-Oct-02 04:14 PM

leguwa khola samma machha marna jaane aankhibhui dekhi tyo pani jada kheri bora ka bora timmur bokera ani aauda kheri ekbora machha bokera ...ajha bhayena poleko tension liyera? tada bhayena ra? OHHHO?..... kyawa khola samma ta thikai ho...

Jimi gau ma suntala ra sankhatro pani khako thiye maile tanna ek choti...
SOULFREE Posted on 02-Oct-02 04:41 PM

bro haruko changa ko kura sunera malai ni changa INCIDENT yaad aayo.
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Long time ago, when we were "bhara_bhure". Changa season was at the peak. We were kids, so we used to accompany our brothers, who were "mithuns". Our job was to hoot at all the other competitors -- "Kaushi ma basera, chaittt... tin dharke haaryo, tauke le cheryo... bhanera chichcha ko chichchai". Time time ma we used to give the suggestion to Budha's too.. "Dai, maathi baata haalnu dai, tyasko changa tallo sui parcha, ani hamro changa le kaati dincha --dai - mathlo kaka ma ek dum haanu parcha -- changa laato bha cha, or dai dai... yo changa thakthuke aaucha, thakthuke taanu na dai -- thakthuke paryo bhane yo changa malai hai... " etc etc.

We were three friends, me, my friend suresh (kantur kumar) and saancha. Saancha always had new ideas popped up in his brain. kata kata baata sunera aauthyo guff, ani haamlai sunauthyo. So one day we friends were talking -- of course about changa. "Dai haru sanga basera changa udaune chance nai chaina... khaali lattai berne bela maatrai haamro chaanas aaucha -- ek choti ladauna ni dinna" -- so we decided not to hang out with our brothers no more. After thinking for a long time, suresh said " baahun ko baari khaali cha ni mu**, tyahan koi ni changa udaudaina... agadi khaali bahire(baaje) ko ghar cha ... haawa daaine tira aaucha, daine tira changa udauna milcha". We agreed -- that was cool idea.. we were happy, but the main problem was where to get the money to buy lattai and changa and dhaago... bau laai maage taalu ma shot aaune. aama lai bhane kucho ko shot khaane.

But saan cha had an idea.. as he always did.. "oye suurae (suresh) -- bholi 20 ko raato note kantur bata haan na". Suresh had a small grocery store, where suresh used to sit and take care of the store when his mother or brother went to take a nap for an hour in the afternoon. So everytime we say, "suresh, aaja baalgiri cycle chadna jaane, aauchas??", he used to take 5 bucks out of the kantur and get ready to get out of the store as soon as somebody came out of the nap. Thats why we named him kantur kumar.

"oye mu**, ke ta mu** 20 rupiya ta ho ni, nikal na, tero aama le thahai paunna... natra tero aama lai bhandinchu taile kantur kumar garya bhanera". Suuure got scared. He agreed. Saan_cha said, he has old lattai in his house, since his brother uses a new lattai. So we didn't have to worry about lattai.

So next day, Me and saan-cha waited for suresh to come out of the store. As soon as his mother came to take care of store after a nap, Suresh ran to us, flashing his "battishi". We were happy. We knew he got money. He kantur kumar 30 rupaiya. haami sabai makkha.. so we went to kaalimati.. Dabalmaan ko pashal.... Suresh carried lattai, San-cha was driving his Pangra --"ghyang ghyang ghyang .. tiiiittiiit".... dabal man ko pashal ma dabal man ko chuwank chori harulai line handai, we bought Diamond chaap dhago, and about 3 changas --- shankha ghoteko... nakhnau, kaalo puchchar, raato changa, one barah dharke -- we bought some titaura also -- as we were buying sabudana, i said "mu**, yeslai lagera pakaune kaha??" since we all knew that there was no way we could do that in our house. And we couldn't think of any place where we could do that either.

We were pissed. We couldn't think of any place where we could do that. Suddenly.. saan cha, who always has an idea, came up with a brand new idea. he said " ye mu**, tyo raam toria ko manjha jhan khatar huncha re mu**. Mero dai le bhanya, dhago ta kyaa chiplo huncha re, churra. Ram toria ra kaancha laagaam, khatara huncha mu** kassam"... so we believed in saan_cha, since he was saying his brother told him. And we believed in his brother. So we agreed, alright .. lets use raam toria. Suddenly Suresh said to me " mu** tero ghar ma palya cha ni ramtoria, ghar ko pachadi baari ma", -- i said no way, my grand mother gonna kick my butt"... but my friends pressured me " mu*i maile lattai lyaai, suree ko paisa le changa dhago aayo, aba tero pali, ta mu** ram toria kin -- hoina bhane afnai baari bata tipera lyaa".. i had no choice, and there was no way i was going to buy ram toria, since i was perpetual BROKE. I agreed on one condition. I said i gotta ask my grand mother.

So we reached home... i went to khusukka grand mother ko room where she was taking a nap... i woke her up and asked... "hauraama, tyo bari ko Euta ram toria tipum"?? -- grand mother said in her sleep "hyaa, nakara na, gayera tip"... she started snoring.... So i ran downstairs ... told my friend.. "Huncha re"...so we started doing our thing. Sureshe dhago chodne, saan cha manjha haalne ma lattai berne... time time ma we checked manjha... " mu** yo ta khatara hola jasto cha"... "maile bhanya hoina mu**" Sancha said proudly. We were busy doing our job... titaura khaadai... We were dreaming about tomorrow... when we could fly changa with ramtoria ko manjha bha ko dhaago...

Suddenly, my grand mother woke up from her nap, and came to kausi, and asked " ke garira??"... i proudly said " dhago ma manjha halya"... "tyo bhui ma ke ni? " .. i said " Ramtoria"... as i said that... my grandmother started yelling.. "talai bajiya".. and i before i know anything... she was in front of me..with kucho in her hand... sancha disappeared.. sureshe hadbad ma changa chyaat chut paarera gaayeb bhayecha... i didn't know what to do.. i dropped my lattai.. first she broke that lattai... ani she ran after me... bahun ko bari ma... "tapai le bhanya ta ho ni ramtoria li bhanera"... and she was running after me "euta po li bhanya ta, bari satyanash gar bhanya ho talai bajiya... pakh ahile tero bau aama auna de na, ani jaanya chu"... i was still running at bahun ko bari.. katro thulo baari.. jatti daude ni nasidhdhine.
mitra 2 Posted on 03-Oct-02 08:27 AM

Deep,
Hatteri, kaha tyo thela-gada ma halne khalko bora bhanya ho ra, sano khalko bora kya :) Ani aafno ta machha marne saathi ko ghar nai beltaar, leguwa khola thadha hune ta kurai bhayena ni. Aankhibhui bata 2 ghanta ko bato ta ho ni. Ani tyo beltaar ko mero saathi ko pasal ma chiya-paan ta gariyo hola ni Bhojpur basda? Thulo bar ko fedma eutai matra pasal bhayeko ooskai ho. Oosko bau lai 'Sete Newar' bhanthe... chhora chhori pani sarai gora/seta.

Sankhuwa khola ka Asala machha ta nikkai chharcheet chhan, taste gariyo ki gariyena? Ani tyo tikhe dhungo bata Sisneri kati tadha chha? Tyaha pani mero euta saathi chha. Kathmandu ma hurkeko manchhe, Deep lai tyo purbeli bhasa.le garho ta parena? Utho (uthyo), baso (basyo), garo (garyo), maro (maryo), suko (sukyo) jasta sabda bolda saathi.haru malai khille nai udauchhan...
Deep Posted on 03-Oct-02 09:26 AM

Soulfree,
Enjoyed your changa incident.

Mitra 2,
Once I took a flight from Ktm. to B'nagar and to tumlingtar from there. Suntala ta kya sasto hai tyaha? Often I was scared walking through that "akkar" ko bato. Arun ma khasiyo bhane...? dar lagni. Ghhaagi dekhyo bhane ta jhan....It was summer time and was really hot in that besi belt. I was so sleepy. So, that time I remember walking thru Beltar and having a cup of tea there "Sete Newar" ko ma. Tyo bar ko fedi ma bhaneko le samjheko..."Sete newar" ta suneko jasto lagchha tara thaha chhaina. Arko choti pani beltar aako the...tyo ta story bata nai thaha bhakai kura ho. Tara tyatibela I was not paying attention to Beltar. Arkai dhun thiyo. Tyaha Damar bhanne pani thau chha ni..haina...tyo Beltar sangai? Anyway, I better not dwell much around there. Man dukhi hunchha.

Sankhuwa khola ko asala machha bhanera taste gareko ta thaha chhaina tara tyo perungoma halya machha chahi kiniyeko thyo ek choti. Kaha ko ke machha ho thaha chhaina.

Ani utho, baso, garo, aairan, gairan, hau, dimba, singada, kupi, lahare bar, jhusile bar, talla ghar, palla ghar, dada ko mailo, tin dhure baje, kati chuhiyeko ni tyaska bau ko jhol, aathana, barana...yasta sabai expressionharu ramaila lagthe. Samjhida pani ramro lagchha. Tara ......dukha pani chha...Chainpur jana man lagya thyo tara jana paiyena...bhojpur pani ramailo nai thyo..Allright, I better I get out of those places now before more sadness rules me over.
jira Posted on 03-Oct-02 09:36 AM

Deep!

"kati chuhiyeko ni tyaska bau ko jhol"

KE HO YO? Mutradaanko funny expression ta haina!
Deep Posted on 03-Oct-02 10:02 AM

Haina jira,
"Kati chuhiyeko ni tyaska bauko jhol" dher paani parera dikka bhako manchhe ko expression ho tyo. Tyahi purbi pahad, bhojpur tira suneko maile.

Yeah, aakas ko excessive mutradan sanga dikka bhako expression ho tyo.
DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) Posted on 03-Oct-02 10:09 AM

LOL! Deep Hasayo ba yi dui daju bhai harule:)

Aakashko mutra daan, Akashko ki Indra maharajko?
Mutradaan matrai,arko daan pani bhayo bhnae ta pheri barbad huncha, tyo chahi asina hola haina, Indra le bepratta kerau kha jassto
jira Posted on 03-Oct-02 10:38 AM

Dhumba!

Mu..daan bhanda arko flashback ayo.

Tyo sifal ko chyame thyo ni..tyo chyamey sarrai harami (aulikata susta punee thyo kyarey). 4 bajey school chutti bho ki tole ka harami keta haru mahendra bhawan ka thiti
herna busthey ukalo ma audda jamayera, chyamey ni sathhai hunthyo. "ek suka deenchu, ja chyamey tyo bag bokney keti ko pachadee gayera susu gurdey" bhanyo ki chyamey tufaan kudera kaam sakkayera paisa lina pharkanthyo. Chyamey sarrai masino tura bursa khako, 34/35 ta khayo hola tyalley nee, tara khai ajkaal ka cha kunni, tyasko ni bhawu badhyo ki ek suka bata
Deep Posted on 03-Oct-02 10:53 AM

Chyame ko kura garda samjhe...

ek choti nauratha ma sakharai hinya thim hami ek hool...hool bhanya pach chha jana thim hola...chabel ganesthan agadiko tyo galli bata chhirera tyo stupa hudai (tyo stupa ma pani paapi adkine dharmatma chhirne thau thyo...euta mote sathi adkya chha ni tya hamro naramro sanga dharmatma huna khojda...)..je hos, tyo stupa hudai niskim ani bato katera tyo peepal bot ghumera tyatai bata oralo lagera gauri ghat niskane sadhai jhai karyakram thyo...tara tyahi stupa bata niskana saath adhyaro ma ek hool keti haru hinya dekhiyo...aba ko ko ho ta ke chhinnu...yattikaima Maheshe le te keti harule garirako koora ma janne bhera jiskaune niuma koora thapana thalyo...pahila ta ti ktharu hasdai maskidai thiye..pachhi Mahese le pani jossiyera je payo tyahi bhanna thalyo...tyas pachhi ta ye.....ti ketiharu le mukh chhadera lakhetihaleni hamlai.....ke ke bhane ke ke...lekhna pani laaj lagchha....tyahi chyame tol bata aarechhan....Mahese ko ta galabandi nai lagde ni taanera!!! kya bawal!
DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) Posted on 03-Oct-02 11:31 AM

Jira!

timro reply garna Chyame ko barma laaaaaaamo lekhere post garna thikka parya thiye, Mero computer ta baraf jamya jast dhikka bhayera jamyo, Ani save pani garna paina , kya rish uthyo, Yek laat diye maile ta computerali , tyo ta aafai restart bhairah. Ke bhanne. Thik cha, ma pheri lekhaula chayme ko barema.

Tyo Dedhya ko baraf kahile khacha, Jira? Dedhele tharmas ma rakhera baraf bechna lyauthyo, " dedhyako baraf" bhandai.

Ani tehi Kutubahal ko Sharad Achary lai chineko cha Jira! Tyo pani yehi cha, dherai pahila aayeko.

Ani Jirale Himalay Bidhya Mandirma padheko Ho Jira!!

Khus Khus lagera sodheko matrai. Bhanna man nalage nahane pani huncha.
La ta aru pachi :)
jira Posted on 03-Oct-02 11:39 AM

Aba Dhumba ley auli auli gurdai nyakdai lyayo, aba bhanum ki nabhanum, ho ho la mailey tee pudhya ho, tara ailey ta pudhya panee ho ki haina jasto lagcha dherrai purano kura ho, aunn..aba sarad acharya haina usko ba lai nee cheenchu ma ta dhumba lai jastai. Dhumba ko keyboard practice kasto chaldaicha ta ajkaal, bhauju lai thik cha ajkaal? aunee dhumba ko dai ley kya speed ma gadi kudawuney hugee? :-)

la la kyai punee milena , yuassai aundaaj ma thokdya ta, Sorry hai Dhumba
DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) Posted on 03-Oct-02 11:44 AM

Ani tehi Kutubahal ko Sharad Achary lai chineko cha Jira! Tyo pani yehi cha, dherai pahila aayeko.
DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) Posted on 03-Oct-02 11:45 AM

Tyo Dedhya ko baraf kahile khacha, Jira? Dedhele tharmas ma rakhera baraf bechna lyauthyo, " dedhyako baraf" bhandai.
DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) Posted on 03-Oct-02 11:54 AM

JIra Kyai pani namile pani dherai kura milyo. Yesari anyalma rakhna huncha aafno daju bhaiharulai ? kasto chalakh ta la hera
jira Posted on 03-Oct-02 12:17 PM

Mailey Dhumba lai cheenya tyo "Paney" ko kuro dekhi ho :-), pauney sojho hugee!!
Tara Dhumba ley chai malai chindaina kyai gurey ni. Jamana ma jhunnai ek deen Dhumba ley malai chinna khojya thyo phutta ewuta kuro nikalera, mailey ta DHumba lai sunya nasunya jasto gurdee, auni ta Dhumba lay birsi halyo.

Je bhaye ni Tole ko dajubhai harulai bhetda ramailo huncha ni, natra dhumba ko pauney ko kura kasuley bujhney? haina ? hahahahaha

Aba Dhumba lai cheenchu ni ramrai sanga, kailey awuney ta aba yata(pascheem teera), dherrai purba basna bhayena Dhumba . Dhumba lai purba mun purena ki kya ho? Tara bhayeko kuro, malai Dhumba ley kyai gaurey ni chindaina.......malai wuttai ta kasailey chindaina thyo.


Dhumba khoos khoos ho !!!
DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) Posted on 03-Oct-02 12:48 PM

Haina yo ko paryo, 'paney' lai ni chinaya chu bhancha, malai pani chinaya chu bhancha.

Bhane pahci mero paneko katha ramarai enjoy gariyo hoina ta parda bhitra basera. aafulai chahi mysterious banayera.

ajah pashim tir aaija bhancha. Maile ta bichar nai garna sakina ba!.

Aba sifal ,kutubahal, ko jati america, aaye dherai jaso lai ta chineko chu. tara aba tyo sabaile 'PANE " lai chinya hunuparcha bhanee kyai chaina.

Ye jira , Tyo Ajay Regmi lai chinya cha. Ramesh regmi ko Bhaajo, NH ma cha re?
tyo Bijesh Lamsal lai chinya cha , Colorado ma cha re? tyesko bhai Yogesh lai chinya cha ?

Pheri mero Keyboard ko kura ta yeslai pani thaha raicha ba! ma east ma baschu bhannne pani tha raicha.
Ye Jira! tyo Netra bikram ko chorolai chinya cha?

Kasto aandhakarma rakhyo ba yele ta malai. Kasarai patta laune la aba.

He Jira! Mero email ho [email protected]

La! malai email gara Phone numberka saath.
Deep Posted on 03-Oct-02 12:50 PM

Dedhele tharmas ma rakhera bechya baraf maile kha chha la. Aba huda huda dedhe pani sajha ma aayo. He hari ni!

ani tyo mero saathi ko galbandi ta katai jira wa dhumba le kina na hagi sasto masto ma? athawa present srijent ta diyina holi ni? ...yattikai sodhya hai.....

jira le dhumba ko khas khas ko aago ma ghiu haldyo.....jiradai pani.....
jira Posted on 03-Oct-02 12:56 PM

Netra Bikram ko Chora bhanda yaad ayo..

Wu ta asaddhey jatee bichara. Sarrai ramro manchey, jusley ni mun parawiney. malai ni sarrai mun parcha. Kassaiko ta graha kasto huncha bhuney ni ..sabailey ley ni mun parawuney. Dhumba ley chinya cha ? Dhumba lai ni mun parcha chinyo bhuney beechara wuslai.

ma matheeka sabbail lai cheenchu, tara tiniharu ley malai chinchun chindainun, I dunno.
Ma khassai popular chaina ke Dhumba. Dhumba ley guitar nee phitcha rey haina, yo ni andhyaro ma dhunga handi lazzza
DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) Posted on 03-Oct-02 01:07 PM

Hera Jira aba dherai aandhyro ma narakha, binti bhanchu. Mero nai langautiya yaar po hau ki? ke thaha. yesari aandhyaro ma dhungako ban nahana.Mero tauko ma " TUtulko " phulna lgyo aba ta

Netra bikram ko chora maile bhaneko Pramod ho pani ho usko nam. Pramod sanga tyestari garha sarai ramro mileko dherai chan, tyo bhayena. Arko kura hun shakcha yo , pakke ta hoina, nabhyae tyo Pudke 'ravi' ta hoina.

Prahlad kha cha thaha cha Jira?
Deep Posted on 03-Oct-02 01:11 PM

Jira le dedhe ko baraf kha chhaina? khuwa baraf?

ani jira lai tha chha tyo ek jana kutubahalko acharya bro le ta hadigau ma bihe garya chhe re ni...chinya chha?
jira Posted on 03-Oct-02 01:25 PM

handigawu ma bya gurya? aullikata bujheena....

yeh!! sasurali banako bhanaya, ammai juntee ma bawaal machawwuney ta hami...tura phero purano kuro yaad deelawyouw deep bro, bya nakha ni juggawu bho
DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) Posted on 03-Oct-02 01:30 PM

Ye Jira!
tyo Dedhya ko baraf kahile khacha, Jira? Dedhele tharmas ma rakhera baraf bechna lyauthyo, " dedhyako baraf" bhandai.
Deep Posted on 03-Oct-02 01:33 PM

ho ho hadigaun ma sasurali bhanya..... babal machhaune ma jira pani rey?.....jira tyo dahi lagya tai lako manchhe ta haina? telle ni nikkai bawal machhako thyo ni....ma pani ta thiye ni tyahi....
Deep Posted on 03-Oct-02 01:37 PM

kha chha jira le baraf. nakhane ta kurai chhaina. mahendra bhawan ko sabudane dress ma aaune kt herdai tyahi khuwa barafko tukro ma swad lina khojthyo jiradai pakkai pani.

tyo dedhya tangal school...bhatbhateni tira pani bechna janthyo baraf...pauroti halya khuwa baraf...khuwa ko jasto swad nai naaune!
DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) Posted on 03-Oct-02 01:40 PM

La deep lai yaad aayo balla tehi ho la . Pauraoti ko swad aaune baraf

Duita tharmas ma bokera pahila , pahila hamro ghar tira , kutubahl tira , chabel tira aauthyo. yekchoti bicharako baraf saraf tyo kalopul ko Gopal gande bhanne le sablai milyera lutdiyecha, Bichar dedhe ta kalopul ko dil ma basera din bhari kwa kwa raoi rahyo. tyespachi tyo pheri kahile aayena hamro ghar tira.
jira Posted on 03-Oct-02 01:46 PM

Ho ni tyo dedhya baraf ma kailey kai ta kyai nai hunna thyo. ice ko tukra ma sinka ghochya jasto, mero dherrai suka kha cha dedhey ley ice khwayera. Deep! tyo tai lawuney mai ho, paint ma creez halera bya khana ako ta tyo bujjey phucchey ley 2 wuta bhanda budhta lalmone nai naudee ra bhanya, tai kai beijjut.

Dhumba, aba ma "kalopurush" garnu paryo. Malai tyo aulikata geetharuko chords cha nee yaso [email protected] ma haldeem na. Ajkaal phucchey haru kuni key kuni key band bhanchun, malai chai narayan gopal.bacchu ra om bikrma mai charm cha ajhhai. yaso tiniharuko chord haru hola nee dhumba sanga , phutta pascheem pathai deem na purba bata. Pheri paschim ako belaama pharkawula nee .....hai
DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) Posted on 03-Oct-02 01:53 PM

Yo pashim bhanay kaha paschim,Virginia pani paschim, west virginia pani paschime, kaha pascime. aafu ta sidha manche( straight chahi hoina).

Aba jirale mero mathiko prashna haruko jawaf ra mero email ma timro email na aaye saama Eami sambad chahi hundaina. La Jaa balla mero palo aayo.

Jira! tyo Punaya Prabha Devi Dhunganako Bhatij thiyoni yeuta, lampakhari agadiko, mukhma ra ghantima DUBI aayeko, Tyesko naam ke re?
Deep Posted on 03-Oct-02 01:56 PM

Jiradai pani khappis re chha gaf dina lai....

kya laalmon sanga tai jodya ni!....Jira tyaha bya khana gakai chhaina jasto chha. gako bhe kaska janti gako ta? la ..ta....sunumta hampani.....
jira Posted on 03-Oct-02 02:12 PM

ranjan ho ranjan tyasko naam
DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) Posted on 03-Oct-02 02:14 PM

Jira Khappis hundiana ta Kura pani, Tyo ta thulo gun ho ni Jira ko.

Tyo Gyanewhor ko Panta bajeko masala factory kasto basna aaunthyo kamal pokari dekhi nai. Ho tyesti gun ho yo hamro Jirako .

Khatara ko khappis
Deep Posted on 03-Oct-02 02:16 PM

Ranjan KO MA janti gako? Maile hadigau ma kasko ma janti gako bhanya.

kya dya ni Jirabro le puraaaa veg. answer dira.."Ranjan jo ranjan tyasko naam" rey...

Sanchi yo Ranjan bhanya ko huh?
jira Posted on 03-Oct-02 02:18 PM

aba ailey ho ra bhanya juntee gako, birsi haley ni, jamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaana ko kuro, katha ni haina dunteykatha bhai sakyo, chori haru ta aba katra katra bhai saukey hamro bhauju ko,

San France awunu pardaina Dhumba lai!! khojya....:-) Jhun paschim bhanchu ta purba purba ko kura garcha , virginia lai beech ma pwakka halera, kuro batarna khojya, austi sanibar ko kura bhandeem hya sabbail lai. tai beechara deep kasailai bhandaina ra matrrai...
Deep Posted on 03-Oct-02 02:37 PM

je hos tha bho jira bro gako haina re chha janti tyo hadigau ma acharya bro ko byama...ke ko dahi lagya tai lako manchhe hunthyo jiradai....yassai lafandyauna khojne re chha ba jirabro le ta.......

kya dini.......oho!
DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) Posted on 03-Oct-02 02:49 PM

ho la ranjan ranjan. ball yaad aayo, Jirale ramaro sanga chinya raicha la, guruko langautiaya yar ho ki kya ho jira.

Tyo Guru Ranjan ko ra chameko ghnistha dosti her. Tyo Gurulai Baudha ma kuteko timilai thaha cha Jira, Ganesh bjarko Natiniko frock uthayera sabai chak dekhaidiyo bhanera. tyslai baudaha dekhi kutadai kutdai kutubahal lerayeko thaha cha timilai. Guru jaane bhayera "Shakti " herna gatyo baudhama , "ja ta ghar ja bhanda ni namani basi rathyo, Naramro bhetyo gurule. Saat din samm thala parya thyo. Thaha cha?
Deep Posted on 03-Oct-02 02:54 PM

Dhumba, ko Ranjan ko kuro garya? hadigauma sasurali bhako acharja baje?
jira Posted on 03-Oct-02 03:02 PM

la sabbai tha cha ni, jhun tyo Ranjan ko kaka thyo ni (babudai) bora odera hinney haat ma gulapph ko phool liyera suddhai musu musu hasdai hinney, Pachee ta tyo nagurpanchayat ko tyaktor chaluk pahulman ko bhai bhucchey ko dost bha thyo rey tyo babudai

ekdeen tihar ma bhucchey ra babudai bhailo khelna aa jaand ley phittan bhera
Deep Posted on 03-Oct-02 03:06 PM

ek choti tyo kutubahal ko acharja baje bya ganra aa the hadigau....jira lai tha chha ki acharya bro lai bhanera sodhya ta khai patta nai launa sake na ba....

katai tyo acharya bro ko bro ta haina yo jiradai?
jira Posted on 03-Oct-02 03:17 PM

khai keke, 91 tira ko kura haina deep bro? ratee thyo adhyaro ma , khassai saumjhina saukdina, khalee paal, phucchey ra laalmoan muttai yaad cha. Juntee lai chya khwauney bhanthy , yuassai tarey. Zado ko bela aas muttai dekhaye hamro acharya dai ko sasurali khaluk ley
Deep Posted on 03-Oct-02 03:26 PM

Ram Ram.... 91 tira ke hunthyo? tyasto jamana ko kuro pani garni? haina jira dai kaile ko ho?

khai tyo bya ta 95/96 tira ko ho ki ke ho? chabel ko keta chabel ko bhanthe. ani ali janne le kutubahal ko acharya re kutubahal ko pani bhandai the....khai ke ke.....

kutubahal ko bhera chinya chha ki bhanya.....91 ko bihe ta samjhana chhaina....tyo ta kahile ho kahile....

nepal ma salad bhanera ni tyahi dahi ra lalmohan khana dini hai bya ma? tato na chhara ka pani soot lara aauni.....koi dhobi ka soot magna jaani.....bya ma side haana haan huni....bhadama masu sakiyo bhane bafe ko line nai nasarni....masu lina pathayo bhane lyanu le dui char chokta hatar ma mukh ma thelera aaune....dhoka nera rakhya lwang supari churot ma keta keta lai khassai dhimkina nadini....hai....
jira Posted on 03-Oct-02 03:37 PM

khai 95/96 bhaye ta i dunno, hola tura tyo kutubahal ko acharya chai sabbai cheenya ke mailey , koi sathee koi daju koi bhai.........naam bhaney chai ma confirm garchu

bawula dubayera masu ladawuney buda haru la birsi ra mailey ta.......
Deep Posted on 03-Oct-02 03:46 PM

Nam ta khai ke ke....koi acharja re acharja bhanthe koi acharya ho acharya bhanthe...fas nam chai tha chhaina malai....

euta natedar ko bya ma gako......bafe ma dahi sakiyechha dahi lina pathaye bhandarma . ma ra euta sathi gaim lina....mero sathi le ma janchhu ma janchhu dahi lina bhanyo....tyo sathi lai dahi asadhe mitho lagne re chha....dui katara dahi bhandar bata magera lyayim ani usle ta ghar pachhadi ko barima gayera ek katara ta tyahi safa chat paryo soot layera ani arko tyai ek katara matrai lyayera bafe ma rakhdyo bhanya ek choti.....
DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) Posted on 03-Oct-02 03:53 PM

Yo aru kohi pani hoina yo Jira bhaneko, tyo Hamro Kutubahalma ta Ahcharaya ko hul nai cha ni, Jati kukaye pani yo Jira pani Acharya nai ho.

Jira Acharya, Aha! kasto milya, ta pakkai ho, Deep timle bhanya pani thik.

tyo biha garda kheri side hanne ta fahion nai bhatiyo ni. Ani tyo biha garda kheri khai kun bela ho ket pachy ra keti pachy lagera yeta ke dori jasto tannu pardo rahecha, acchamma ko chalan, tanda kheri yeso ladya bhana garera, pheri tyo dulahiko sathiharuko kakhma ni phri aafu ta .

Buffet buffet bhantiye ke ke a hola bhanya ta america aayera chaal paiyo. Nabhaye ta Bhaat ra massu kagajko plate ma buffe ko nam khana dine, jamma char thok. Nepal ko bihama Buffe Bhaneko manchele aafai paskera khane bhaneko re. tytti ho. yeuta salad, yeuta masu, yeta bhat ani yeuta lalmon, La buffet ta junti lai tayar.

Pachi pachi chahai ali jantilai ramro sur pan garauna thalya the kathmandu tira, Tara ketharuko tal chaahi sur khana napaye nun khako kukhura jasto jokraidine , behuliko gharma gayera, aba bho ta kya bijog. "kasto garibko gharma parna lage ma ta" bhanera bahnli Buharile bhanera pahile nai , jaad till pardiyo ani kurai khattam.

Aba jaad pani tyesto tayo Tuborg ra Iceberg ho ra , Hamro jyapudaika painthyo aamale banayeko khatara, rakshi, yek shuski diyera nilda kheri ,salalalala bistarai baldai aandra bhudi damma pugeko thaha hune tyo ta. Yek gilas matrai khwaidiyepachi thik. Ali badhata halla garauna man cha bhane Dui gilas, ali thikkako ,BOLD janti banaunu pryo bhnae 1 gilas thik.
Pachi pachi, hami deushi khelana janda tehi rakshi khayera gaye pachi sabai thik, kya majale geet gauna , guitar bajauna ,madal thokna, ani nachan phurtui aaune. raati 2 bajetira aru haru chahi thakera ghar jau gahr jau bhanthe hami chahi jhan jhan paisa banaudai hidne

Ha ha ha ha
DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) Posted on 03-Oct-02 03:59 PM

Ke shanibarko kura jira ma pani sunauna aba ke bho daju bhai ta honi bhana na bhana.
Deep Posted on 03-Oct-02 04:02 PM

Ho ho, yo jira dai acharya nai ho.....

san fran ko gaf pani yattikai deko jira dai dc tira baschan kyare...dc merilyand varginiya kata tira ho...tara tyatai hudi.....san fran ko ta latte mai hanya ho....kaso jirabro? ki bhasmasur ko baba lai bolara lyam? dudh ko dudh paani ko paani ....chyang ko chhyang...kodo ko kodo garna?
DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) Posted on 03-Oct-02 04:06 PM

Tyo Trikal le gari halchan ni tyo kam ta , kahako bhasmashur, Ashur lai pani bolaunchan ab deep.
Tyo ranjan bhanne thiyuo ke yeuta cahrectar, kutubahalko. Punya prbha devi dunganako nam ta sunya hola ni hoina Deep?

Tar yo Jira chahi Maile Narrow down garera lyauda kheri, Tehi Sharad acharya ho yo. Aru kohi pani hoina. last time maile thaha paye anushar tyo Sharad Acharya California ma chan bhanthe. Yo tehi nai ho.

Jira acharya, Ho ki hoina la bhana ta Jira?
Deep Posted on 03-Oct-02 04:11 PM

ye sharad dai ho ? ho jira?...la thik chha nyaro daun gari sakya bhe ta bhai halyo ni...

Trikal bhanda tyo bhasmasur ko lai lyaune hoki bhanya ni....bhasmasur ko baba ta kharrat chha re ni ta.....sunya ho....aba test ma laye pachhi ta chhyanga bhai halchha ni....
DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) Posted on 03-Oct-02 04:12 PM

Ye Jira tyo saanchi tyo Kutubahalko chaurko sangai , pipal botko agadai, libraryko agadi pahelo ghar thiyo, tyo gharma duita chwak chwak thiye , nam pani birsiy, ranaharu, naxsalma darbar manangelai bechera teha basn aathiye ni, timilai thaha cha.

(SSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!Hera DEEP , yo Jiralai Satya bolaune yesari nai ho, Taruni ko nam lina thale pachi yesle thik kura garcha. )

Huna ta aacharya haruka pani chwak chwak nabhayeka hoinanan tyo Kutubahalma, Kaso Jira?

Narishau tara jawaf matrai deu. ris uthe bhanyo ma San Fran aayeko belama hannu malai, udharo bhayo la!
DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) Posted on 03-Oct-02 04:17 PM

Ye hamrai Sharad acharya parecha la, bolnai chadyo jirale ta ,

(sarkari gham kahile jala gham) jasto cha mero ta ajhai aadha ghanta banki cha. jira ta kam chodera ghar gaisakeko hunuparcha .
ye kah hunthyo Tyo ta San Fran ma baschu bhancha.
jira Posted on 03-Oct-02 08:09 PM

tyo handi gawum ma sasurali bhako Ranjan ta sarrai hasawuney pheri!

chicken chilli bhunya chill ley lagya kukhra bhanthyo, vasectomy camp bhunya bya ma halney paal bhanthyo ..kekekeke...kaillyai birsinna ma ta
DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) Posted on 03-Oct-02 08:19 PM

Ye Jira

mata yeha kurera basi ra thie, tuplukka aaipugyo. Ke ho yesto yo prashna haruko uttar nadikana Bepatta, hah!
jira Posted on 03-Oct-02 08:22 PM

aba yaso phursut bho ni bulla bulla ke gurney
lawuna malai khai tyo chord pathai diney bhanya?
DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) Posted on 03-Oct-02 08:44 PM

mile mathi bahneko prashna ko jawaf haru khaoi ta?
mitra 2 Posted on 04-Oct-02 08:09 AM

Deep, Dumbao,
Narrow down gareko milena ke! Sharad dai ko naam le jira lai tension nai bho jasto chha, bolnai chhadyo..

Tip: Sharad dai ani oosko bhai Sameer are in Denver. Jira is 2 hrs. drive away from Deep :)

lau ja, bhandiye maile ta. Narisau hai jira.
Deep Posted on 04-Oct-02 08:26 AM

Mitra 2, jira is two hour away from deep re? ke bhanya tyasto? Where have you positioned deep? deep chahi kaha chha bhanya? ani 2 hours away in which direction? You seem to know jira. kaso?

jira, dhumbao bros, ahile sarad ra sameer ko kura garda samjhe tyo kutubahal ko santosh guru lai chinya chha? santosh acharya?

mitra2, ani tyo jimi gau ta kya sepilo hai? tara mathi bhanya jasto ek chhoti maile tyaha tanna suntala ra sankhatro khako chhu...sadhera.
jira Posted on 04-Oct-02 08:39 AM

Mitra ley ni gaphhai deeyo hawaii time rakhera, kasto chalaakh? Deep! which part of Hawai are you from, u in Honolulu? Let me know brother, we can hook up sometimes.

Deep bro ni kasto kuro garcha, tyo pudkey santosh guru (hemantya bhai) lai kina nachinnu, chainey jo sang sanggai hurkya bhunya jasto, tesley mero nukmaar dhago lutya cha, kawusi bata baans uthayera.

yeah dhumba, ek duita kura bhandya ta sanchaai chinyo po bhanthaney cha. I was just guessing but I am a good guesser though. tyo baalghur pachadi keta haru kya jhyaap huni haugee, tyo bhandarewore ko jagga michera ghar banawuna ta malai ni mun thyo pairo najaney bhaye...kasto kasto tee nai pugya jasto bhayo malai ta
mitra 2 Posted on 04-Oct-02 08:48 AM

Deep,
2 hrs. drive is my guestimate, but i'm pretty sure that's about right. Of course, I know jira. I know jira since my first visit to ktm when i came wearing dhakako topi straight from aankhibhuin. we went to the same school, same college in ktm, same college in US. we were roomies for long long time, haina jira?

Jimi gaun ko suntala ra sankhatro ta sarai mitho ni hau. Mero ta mama ghar nai tyahi chheu ma ho. Ma ta suntala khana nai tyaha janthe. Ani ktm ma ta sankhatro lai bhogate bhanchhan, tara taste is not same.. i think. Baru Deep le Mulgau ghumeko kahile ko kura ho? Sarai jaanna man laagyo.. especially tyo katha padhe pachhi..

Tumlingtaar ko manakama ma ekadasi bajaar gaiyena bhanya? Ani dingla bajaar? ki agulte le sabai birsayo? kati basiyo bhojpur? tyo katha le mero memory refresh garyo.. kaile jaau jasto hune...
Deep Posted on 04-Oct-02 09:17 AM

jira bro, heri tyahi santosh guru hola (hemantadai ko bhai) ahile samjhe hadigau ma bya garna aako. tara 91 ma ta mare katte hoina.

mitra2, malai mulgau, sabha khola ra bhojpur ko kura ta ke garai bho ra? ekadasi bazar gaiyena. tyahi tumling tar bata yata bhojpur tira aauda akkar ko bato bhera aako beltar hudai. Jarayo taar ma raat basya. ani dingla jaana dherai choti milauna ni khojya ho tara kahile ke kahile ke bhera milena. agulte ko ta jhan ke kura garnu!!! ahile pani arun susako samjhida ramro lagdaina tara tyo arun mathi dammma kuhero lageko mathi bhojpoor tira bata herda chahi kya ramro lagthyo...baadal ko nadi jasto!
jira Posted on 04-Oct-02 09:31 AM

hola hola, santosh guru ko saurali handigaam hola, ma ta tyo arko thulo acharya ko junti ga 91 ma tyo kunni kata bishallnagur tira thyo, mailey ta tyai bhanthanya, S. guru ko bya chai kailey bha I dunno, austee jande chora bhai saukya thyo, mailey janya tyatti ho.
Aba mitra ley dhamadhum guph didai cha hai jira lai chinya cha bhanera...yaad rakhnu!
Leguwa khola ko kuro chai i dunno. yo deep chai wuttai VA tira hunuparcha. 5 PM EST ma taap huncha saunddhai, hya ta byana ko 4.18 bho, needra nalagera yaso sajha chirya
Aba sutnu parla........hai ayo
Deep Posted on 04-Oct-02 09:48 AM

yo deep chai wuttai VA tira hunuparcha. 5 PM EST ma taap huncha ...

kya dini jira dai...wuttai VA tira rey? aba bho....

malai sankai chhaina mitra2 le jira lai chinya chha bhanera....gaf mitra2 haina jira bro le naramro di ra chha ni.....

panch baje pachhi ta ke khana lai basi ra ni? mafatma?

4:18 bho rey.....aba huda huda andha dhunda gaf hanna layo yo jira bro le pani....

hya....kich kich nagara na jira dai......

sanchi, jiradai ko chhora kati kass ma rey.....
mitra 2 Posted on 04-Oct-02 09:53 AM

Ma gaun bata Ktm padhna aauda jira sanga bhet bhako. Malai 'paakhey' bhanera sable jiskyauna thale pachhi mero himalchuli jasto chuliyeko naya dhakako topi jira le nai jhikera falidya ho. Tyaspachhi malai paakhey bhanna chhade, jira ra ma ghanista mita bhayou. Aba mero ke galti bho, malai nachinya jasto garchha. Aafu ta gaun ko sojho sida manchhe pariyo... kurai bhujna garo.
jira Posted on 04-Oct-02 10:06 AM

jira ley choro ko aama khojna thalya jhunnai 2 barsa bhai sakyo, ailey samma no luck.
mitra ley phiti ra cha naramro sanga kunni kata ho buasera...dumba bolnai chadyo ma sanga. deep chai manchey sarrai chalaakh, budlight ko budlight, corona ko corona chuttawuney. Dumba ley arko thread ma phiti ra cha dhumadhum wuta. Dhumba ko tawuko ma mailey GPS ko dallo haldya chu, ja gaye ni dhumba merrai kabjama. Siphal dekhi T...o summa dhumba ley tyai GPS ko dallo bokera hini ra cha.'

Deep lai ni ewuta haldeem dallo Tawuko ma!
mitra 2 Posted on 04-Oct-02 10:06 AM

Deep,
Jira ko bya bha chhina, ke ko chhora hunu ni. Dhamadham keti dhundne kaam bhairachha. Mero po ta chhora bhanya. SLC pass gare pachhi aama lai saghaune sathi chahiyo bhanera mero biha garidiye, ISc padhda padhdai chora janmiyera tension. Arko chai yahi janmya chha last Nov. ma. Saathi bhandai ma sabko chhora pani saathi kaha hunchha ra bhanya..
Deep Posted on 04-Oct-02 10:29 AM

Dhumba lai jirabro le naramro bhadakyo....sarad ho rechha jira bhanera dhukka bhako thyo dhumbabro...mitra2 le contradict garde pachhi arkai thread tira lage. Arko thread ma posaula jasto chha bhanera lagiran hamra dhumba dai...herau ke hat lauchhan...Herndon ma basne re dhumbadai....kasto bhannai apthyaro "herndon"...ma chahi "harandaan" bhannu parla...haran ani daan sang sangai....haran garyo ani daan dyo....harandaan....aba dhumbabro pani tyastai ta ho ni...yata chhodyo arkai tira dina gayo...

Khai aba jira le yo umer samma kt bhetya chhaina bhane pachhi ta.......bya hudai na ki kyaho?......kutu bahal kai beijjat hune bho......afno lagi na bha pani...tyai lampokhari ko ijjat ko lagi bhe ni...euti lai bhitrauno paryo....jira dai....afnai srimati ko thegan rainchha....aba feri ke ko aru haru ko taukoma GPS rakhtai hinya ta...? aba euta GPS mauka milya belama....euta maiyyalai pani dina paryo...ke parchha ke....

mitra 2 chahi euta nepali euta american santan liyera kata ni?....harandaan tirai ta haina?

jirako basai mitra2 lai tha chha ta? khai ba? latte hanya ho jasto chha.....
jira Posted on 04-Oct-02 10:35 AM

la zza , aba mailey nee CENTURY bhaldey Jhylincha lai. Bravo, Deep!

Lawuna malai ewuti ramri kunney khusukka meelaidewu GPS ko dallo halna napurney guree, haina yo dhumba kata gayera guph handai cha pheri? Augi ta kata ho ma nepal naga 10 barsa bho bhandai thyo, pheri austi indai ko chora haru bhoostighrey bhayechun kutubahal ma bhandai thyo, kekeke, Dhumba ley GPS ko dallo nadekhya jasto tawuko mathee :-)
DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) Posted on 04-Oct-02 10:44 AM

La ma Pharkera aai aba. Alikati business thiyo take care garnu parne, Ani gayeko thiye.

Ab eha santosh aacharya duita thiye, Yeuta chahi tehi pudke hemnate ko ugli Bhai santosh, Arko chai tyo Amitabh bacchan ko bahi Santosh ho kityo Amithabh bacchan nai ho kyare santosh bhanne. Enfiled ho Ki rajdoot Motorcycle chadthyo.

Tyo Handi gau ma biha garne ta Sishir Acharya ko Bhai hoina bhanya. Kati aachrya ni aba tyo Kutubahalma pheri.

Yo Mitra le kura gareko sharad Acharya kun chahi paryo , Mitra ji? Tyo pani pudke, dalle ,bhunte nai thiyo.
Maile ta hamro Jirako chup chap dekhera yehi nai ho ki Shard aacharya bhanthaneko.

Yo Jira le pheri Hawaiiko gaf diyo, Hijo rati karb 9:30nbaje EST tira ball ghar aayeko kambata Bhandai thiyo.
Gaf Ta dincha naramro yo Jira pani
mitra 2 Posted on 04-Oct-02 10:45 AM

Eutai aama ko chhora lai euta nepali euta american ke bhani bho ra. aama pani american bha po kura swadilo hunthyo. bansaj ko naata le dubai nepali ho.

Ma chai yahi Denver/Boulder ko cheu chau ma chhu. Next year ko convention ma aaune ho bhane bhet hunchha. Mountain tira hotel herira chhan Denver ka thita haru.
mitra 2 Posted on 04-Oct-02 10:52 AM

Dumbao,
Tyai ho maile bhaneko Sharad Acharya pani. pudke, dalle, ahile ta ali ali bhude ni bha chhan. Dui barsa jati bho biha garera farkeko. Oosko bhai Sameer pani yahi Denver mai chha. Jira sanga dosti hunda chineko maile tiniharulai. Ahile ta khai ba..
Deep Posted on 04-Oct-02 10:53 AM

malai tha thyo jira le bhalchha century bhanare! Jira dai baiguni ta sarai haina ni! syabbas! la thulo manchhe hunu....euta srimati pani bhetiyos (bhanya euta thiti bhetiyos jaslai srimati banaye bhanya....srmitanai ta bhetera ali apthyaro parchha ki...feri srimati kasko parne ho....jamana kharab chha).

............fill in the blanks for other asirbad hai jira dai?

dhumba ta pura deadly bro re chha....yasai basya chha haraandaan ma....

gharma sutkeri betha lagya srimati chhodera ka ka pugya ho ka ka dhumba bro latte hanna! sanchi dhumbabro ko bya bhe ra chha usle milai dela ni ta euta kt...aba kannye nai ta......

mitra 2 pani purano sathi re .... ek round hanne ho ki ta mitra 2 sangai....dasha lagya belama ta bhetinchhan pani kannye ...
jira Posted on 04-Oct-02 11:00 AM

tyo arko santosh acharya lai pheri bhundee uchaldai baalghur ma football khelnu paurney pheri tyam tyam ma. Auni tyo thapako choriharu (hawudey bawusaap ka bhatiji) lai ta ek ek gardai lapsi jharya jasto garera bya garera laugi haley ni. Hawudey bawu saap pheri ja nee haak thu gurdai hinney budha.

Dumba! ma pauney ho pauney...pauney chinya cha :-)
Deep Posted on 04-Oct-02 11:02 AM

Mitra 2 le feri gaf hanya ho ki kya ho? asti samma mitra 2 DC tirai ho bhaneko sunya aba ta Denver ma rey...aba bho...? bharkhar dera sare bhanne hola aba...

khai kun chahi santos bro ho tha chhaina....hemantadai ko afnai bhai ho ki haina tyo pani tha chhaina....tya hadigau ma bya garna aauda acharya ho acharya bhanthe...santosh bhanya jasto pani lagchha aba kun chahi santos ta tha chhaina....

ani aaja dedhya baraf khana man chhaina? "ye baraf baraf....khwa baraf....." achel ta bechdaina hola tyasle baraf...

jira bro le chahi hawaii ko gaf kya diyo...hawaii ma tyahi euta honululu tha re chha.....jira dai....honululu ko pani gaf jaos na ta...aba aaina nai aaina ka jhyal bhaka agla agla ghar chhan...samudra chha....yasto bakamfuse gaf chahi haina ni hai....
DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) Posted on 04-Oct-02 11:04 AM

Kurini ra kali , spanish ra ethiopian chalcha bhane mai pani milaidina sakchu
DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) Posted on 04-Oct-02 11:07 AM

Yo thread le pani tal na surma Century katyo , la ! aba ta maja aauncha!

jira, tyo Indaiko choro haru bhustighre dada bhaisakeka thiye ni, ahile gayera sabun khwauna khajau bhane , hanchan pheri Ghumayera.
Deep Posted on 04-Oct-02 11:09 AM

aba yattikai basnu bhanda ta espyanis hos ki ethopiyan ni...hain jirdai? ke re paunedai?

sanchhi paune ta paune tara timi ke paune jira bro? lapsi pani arkai le paye chhan.. tha bhai halyo....ani ke paune ta? kya bawal....!
Deep Posted on 04-Oct-02 11:11 AM

dhumba le solid bhanya ho la....yo thread le tato na chharo sanga century hanyo....
DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) Posted on 04-Oct-02 11:17 AM

Mitra ji, Tyeso bhaye hamro Sharad acharya denver ma cha haina ta, Teha arko yekjan ,
Bijesh Lamshal lai pani tapailae chineko cha ki.
mitra 2 Posted on 04-Oct-02 11:17 AM

Dera sarya haina ke.. ma summer job hanna aa the DC/MD tira. Aba ta school suru bhai halyo ni. Baru thiti ko chai yaha kehi kami chhaina, tara herera matrai hundaina.. aafno basma lyauna ta first impression ramro dinu parchha. gauna, bajauna, hasauna aauchha bhane cultural program ma bhag linu... ani pattinchhan yahaka thiti.. chinaune kaam chai mero jimma. Jira ra Deep dubai janalai.
jira Posted on 04-Oct-02 11:20 AM

aba ek ek garda gardai yo thread ley sabbaiko dhoti phukalney bho.

Mitra ley denver bata guph hanya hanyai cha continious.

bujhyow deep! ma wu bela chitgaam ma pudhda college ta badhee ley banda bhayera ek deen dhaka ga ko ke..auni tyo khola ka chewu ma ta macha haru jaal halna basya. Mailey gayera "Ye ausala!, ye Rowu! timiharu kaslai balchee halera basya bhanya ta malai macha ley "Choop laag, timiharu napali hamro kura bujhdainawu, hamro bangladesh ma macha haina, manchey balchee halcha. 6 saya chatarjee jaal halisaukee, Shhhhh!! arko 900 ko banurjee lot awundai cha"

po bhaunera bhancha ba.....................
mitra 2 Posted on 04-Oct-02 11:24 AM

Dumbao,
Bijesh Lamsal, Yogesh Lamsal dubai jana chhan Denver ma. Maile chai chineko chhu, sayad malai chindainan hola. Bijesh dai Denver ma ra Yogesh Boulder ma baschhan. Aru detail chai tha chhina.
DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) Posted on 04-Oct-02 11:28 AM

Ye la thik cha khushi lagyo, Ani tapai mitra jipani chabel areako manche ta hoina, kutaubahal tirako?

Yogesh aayeko ta dhrai bhayo, Bijesh chahi 96 ho ki 95 tira aayeko ho.

Arko yeuta sano request ani soddhina dherai, SANTOSH NEPAL bhanne lai chineko cha, suneko cha ki. Lau hamro Mitra ta khatara ko mache hunuhundo rahecha ba, Dhanyabad tapailai.
DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) Posted on 04-Oct-02 11:30 AM

Yo Jirale Chinya cha Bijesh ra Yogeshlai . Bujehse ta Dhaka ma nai padhan gayeko thiyoni ta pheri, katai macha mareko hoina sangai?
mitra 2 Posted on 04-Oct-02 11:38 AM

Santosh bhanne dui jana chhan, tara last name chai sure bhayena. Oosko didi bhinaju pani Denver mai thiye ho? Oo aayeko 2/3 barsa matra bhayeko ho? Haina bhane chai chinya chhina.

Mero ghar ta purba ho, Sankhuwa-sava.. pachhi Biratnagar.. tara Ghattekulo ma basera school/college padhya.. Jira ko ghar janda janda chabel pani ramrai tha chha. Koiralas, Upadhayas pani the mera sathi chabel ma..
jira Posted on 04-Oct-02 11:43 AM

pheri ko bijesh? ko yogesh!

Mai ho bijesh, mai ho yogesh! Pauney ni mai ho, Santosh Nepal ni mai ho. Dumba! ma bhoot ho ..bhoot!! Trikal ji ley malai "jira! timro oct 2 dekhi oct9 samma bhoot youg cha"
bhanthyo..mila jasto cha
DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) Posted on 04-Oct-02 12:08 PM

Yo Jira le sarai phitne bhayo aba ta jha jhan chadkina thalyo ba.tole daju bhai bhanya ta .

Ani aaphai bhoot bhayera tyo bhoot macha kina marna janu parya ho , yo Jira Bhoot lai, tyo Bangaladeshma?

Ani bolne macho bhettaudaina ta. kaso khayenacha tehi machole , hamro Jiralai
Deep Posted on 04-Oct-02 12:12 PM

dhumbabro chahi jira kai nam liyera falana lai chinya chha? dhiskana lai chinya chha bhanne re chha ....harey....

jira, mitra, dhumba le chinya chha tyo sailesh lai ? sailesh upadhya ke? tyo telifon afis najikai ko kya mitra parak pachhadi ko.....tyasko gharm ma ek choti fau ko belama gako...bawal bho ni! chinya chha? pachhi tyo sailesh ko arko euta sathi pani thyo tyahi denver ko...ke nam bhane...bishal...ho la bishal shrestha....uslai pani chinya chha mitra le?

mitrale mahendra morang ma padhya re ho?
DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) Posted on 04-Oct-02 12:18 PM

La aba dekhi soddhina, Sodhnuko karan chahi narrow down garna ho, ke lagyo ra. Sailesh upadhaya ko yeuta bhai pani cha hoina, Mitrapark, daura dipo bata jayebageshwori tira jane batoma?
jira Posted on 04-Oct-02 12:20 PM

tyo sailesh ta ailey spain ma buscha kyarey, CU boulder bata mastari sakkayera spain tira lagya thyo bhunney sunya thee mailey jamana ma, didi ho ki ko thyo rey.

tyo mitrapark ko sailesh haina? Budha ko...


ma bhoot ho ma bhoot...
Deep Posted on 04-Oct-02 12:30 PM

ho ho la tyahi ho budha ko sailesh baje. sweden gako haina ra tyo bro? huh jira dai?


"Sailesh upadhaya ko yeuta bhai pani cha hoina, Mitrapark, daura dipo bata jayebageshwori tira jane batoma?"

khai dhumba, tyo ta thaha chhaina...ajhai tyahi chha ta? dhumba aakai 10 barsa bhe chha tyo sailesh ko bhai ahile samma tyahi daurako dipo bata jaibageswori jane bataima hola ta? ahile samma ta ghar gai sakyo hola ni.....
DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) Posted on 04-Oct-02 12:43 PM

Ma aayeko dash barsha bhayo, Ma nepal gayeko chaina, aaunu bhanda agadiko kura gareko maile,. tyetti ho
jira Posted on 04-Oct-02 12:48 PM

pheri tyo indai ko bhustighrey sail/kancha chai kata bata sapana ma dekhiyo ta Dumba ?
ki aye pachywaunddai Siphal bata NC ,aunee NC hundai TO..summai?

Yuastai taal ho bhaney cali ni aaipuglaan hai....
Deep Posted on 04-Oct-02 12:53 PM

dhumba le tyo bange lai chinya chha? tyo chabel chowk ma mangalbar mangalbar hunthyo ni....sanjh tira....pura gaf di rako...jo kt ko barema kuro gare pani maile chinya chhu bhanthyo ki ta patta lagai dinchhu arko mangalbar samma bhanthyo....

jira dai chahi futkya futkyai chha....nyaro daun garnai dya haina...thik chha...katinjel hola ra...fuskinchha ni kunai bela ta....
DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) Posted on 04-Oct-02 12:57 PM

Ab yo Jirale malai pelne bho ba! ma ta bhage, aba. Tyo Indaiko duita chora haina bhanay, Bire ra Sure, tehi Surelai Saila bhnathyo. Ab kyai lagyo ta ,

Chaina maile chinay tyesto bange lai, Tyo Topendralai chahi chinay cha.
Deep Posted on 04-Oct-02 01:00 PM

nepal ma ghar ghur bho re aba tyo khal tira lagam la na ta!
jira Posted on 04-Oct-02 01:00 PM

topey lai bangey bhanya haina deep ley, tyo bangey aurkai cha.

Topey chai tyo gorkhali ko pasul ma basera suddhai coke khanee, pudkey bhaye ni football chai khelthyo pheri ramrai
Deep Posted on 04-Oct-02 01:02 PM

jira le ta tyo bange lai ni chinya re chha....bhyank.kar gaf dinthyo...tara patta pani lauthyo...tyaso ta.....
DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) Posted on 04-Oct-02 01:14 PM

Topendra bhanya tehi ho, shailendra gorkhaliko agadi ganeshthan nira ko ghar,

Nepal ma gar ghu rbhayo re, ma ta jira gaye jani nagaye najani, Jirale bhanya jasto hamlai ta yehi halka Phulka nai thik.

Jirale bhanya kura" CHurchko Thulo Keyboardma 'hare Ram!' gaune" bhanne chahi khub ghat lagya cha. Mangalbar mangalbaar Jirale pani Ganesthnma khub Bhajan gaunthyo jasto cha.
Deep Posted on 04-Oct-02 01:26 PM

ma ta mangalba mangalbar aparanhama sadhai tyahi chabel chok ma ni! ke gane?
jira Posted on 04-Oct-02 01:37 PM

deep!

yai khaal thik cha malai ta, gyaney ley banako khaal ta ho ni tyo. Ma ta sano manchey, thulo kuro awudaina. ya bhe sablai chinya, topendrey, bangey, pauney, tyo tai layera dai khaney, santosh guru, sabbai chyannga. Wuta gayo bhaney dhara ka dhara lagachun.

aphulai chai kya ho yo dhara bhunya jasto cha, jamana ma tyo indian embassy ley cultural sit dinthyo ni phusukka powerwaal harulai, (naam muttai cultural paisa chai colombo plan bhunda ni thupro dini rey), tyasto sit ma indian marksheet leeyera tyo ewuta keta ga thyo rey kyaa...auni ta double integration, triple intigration lai kya hey yai double saanp triple saanp bhanthyo rey ke

aphulai tyastai cha dhara bhanya
Deep Posted on 04-Oct-02 01:51 PM

dhara pani kholana parchha ke bela bela ma....natra jam hunchha.
DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) Posted on 04-Oct-02 03:46 PM

KHoi JIra ta harayo ba! Ye Jira kata bepatta
Deep Posted on 04-Oct-02 03:49 PM

Jira pani mai ho....jira pani mai ho deep pani mai ho....

jira ko jasto thees kura garya kya!

jira le TAP hanyo n ta? dhara kholna gako ni dekhina...

yeeeeeeeeeee Jiradai? la jhatta aaunu paryo bro!

hana kata ho? yata Dhumba bro le puraa dhudi ra chha ni ta.
DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) Posted on 04-Oct-02 03:52 PM

JIra shayad nuhai ra hola tyo dharama, tyesto dharako kura garnai nahuni tapaile Deep, Tyo ta aba mero bicharma sutna gayo jasto cha.

Tapaile ke lagcha, Tyo hawaiima nai cha ta? ki yetai hund o cha? maile ta kurai bujhina ba!
Ani Deep pani parkiyera nepal gaisakyu ta bhanya?
Deep Posted on 04-Oct-02 04:03 PM

bholi bhanchhu!

jira hawaii sawaii haina hawa khana gako hunu parchha!
jira Posted on 06-Oct-02 07:34 PM

weekend parera hola, khai ma ta dekhdina ni yo thread...kacchhi bha jasto cha.....
la mailey thantee rakhera pheri bhalya chu....


thantee khana awooo keta ho..................
DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) Posted on 07-Oct-02 12:27 AM

Kacchi bha chaina..................Bhalya namilya matrai ho...........tyo sidebata bahira gayo. kacchi line bata hoina. Pheri bhalera agga bhaye pachi dekhauchu ni timilai...........Jira bata tucchiyera gaye pachi Jirale thaha pauncha................
SOULFREE Posted on 07-Oct-02 04:31 AM

Jira bro is still in shock??

Thantee rakhya re!! Hijo maile jira bro ko pink color ko guchcha lai mero chyake guchcha le ek indian baan haanya ta jira bro ko guchcha ta pwaaatta padkiyera dui tukura bhai raa. Jira le birsiyecha jasto cha. Maile thanti ani thanti ko bau sapppai khayera jhusilo daakar pani dakari saaken. Jira bro ko guchcha padkiyeko ma ek minute maun dharan...
Lau ta.
Deep Posted on 07-Oct-02 09:48 AM

"..jira bro ko pink color ko guchcha lai mero chyake guchcha le ek indian baan haanya..."

Soul bro, aba yasto for for kura garna chahi bhe nai hai sajha ma....

Jira, ma tappu khelna ga thi uta satak ma tyahi bhera aauna dhila bho....la aba feri bhalam na ta.....Dhumba bro pani yatai bha bela ma...

soul bro, tyasari jira ko "pink" guchha bhanna bhe na ni....hai...
DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) Posted on 07-Oct-02 10:26 AM

La! bhalau bahalu la ...ke hereiraha. Aghinako pali ko Last bhaleko? la la Tyesko pali bhalene................pakkai pani Jirako pali ho..................Ye Jira,.............Ke twalla Kerale lato lai harya jasto heriraha.....som............chandai garau ta..........aafno ya katro jitne bichar cha.
Deep Bro ...................timi second bhalne.................aghi maile khayeko sabai....La!
jira Posted on 07-Oct-02 10:38 AM

Deep! Ma ta suru dekhhi nai dhabbu ley kheli ra chu, tyo pink color ko guccha mero haina, mailey tyaslai dorrha khayera janda mero bhanthanya hola soul bro ley. ma bhanda agadee bhalney dhumba thyo, uslai sodnu parcha. chinchalee kaiya puppy mabiya bhandai thyo
DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) Posted on 07-Oct-02 11:57 AM

Hey! Mero pink Guccha hoina, maile jhan bhalda kheri nai terra khayer timle pheri bhalnu pareko hoina? Ani mero guccha kasori Pink huncha.Mero ta tari lagayeko " AANKHI" guccha.

Agi Bhakkhar Jirako guccha, deepko guccha, lai terrah khayeko mero Nilo ra seto "aankhi" gucchale hoina? kya gaff dincha................

Khali yo ramro sanga milera khelau na bhanda pani jahile pani Khich khich , la! Khurukka bhalae khelna man bhaye, nabhaye DEEP ra ma matrai khelchau
jira Posted on 07-Oct-02 12:08 PM

la la thik cha, ma chai aba tuccha thantee khana baschu, lokkey khanu parcha ailey tyo pink guccha lai (jasko ho :-). Sannchi! pink bhanda yaad ayo, ek phera hamro tole ma kunni ka bata ho ewuta bhanna nahuni kaam gurney dijju awunu bha thyo rey!

Dijju ko gatibidhi lai bujhera tole ka thalu bhnawunda haruley dijju ko naam nai helicopter dijju rakhi diyechun, jo payo tyalley udawuney rey. Yaso..lokkey khana koorya belama samjhya ni.............
Deep Posted on 07-Oct-02 12:38 PM

mero ta paani guch.cha chha hai sathi ho.....pink sink ma almaline haina...

ma ta agga ni....palo aaisakyo bhalne?
la ta la....la bhalden...
ye.....pakh pakh pakh..jhannai kachchi bha....aba ta uncle ta top ni....aba malai dhen garna aayo kohi bhane ta kachchi hunchha...kassam.
jira Posted on 07-Oct-02 12:41 PM

aba hamro dijju lai bhalna dinu paryo jasto cha
DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) Posted on 07-Oct-02 12:49 PM

Aba mero pal bahlni, .la! bistarai , thikka sanga ko bhalchu, Deep lai Dhe ta parnai parcha ba!.

Man Manma( yo kasto khukhar Guccha Kheladi rahecha, kacchi laine bata aandha inch yet matra cha ba! kasori yeslai dhen parne aba, tyeslai dohraah khanuuparcha chussukka choyera! ani tyo bhalna janch , aafu ta king ni pheri, tara taakera hannuparcha , milayera tysailai)

la! bhale maile! .............ghorli! gholri............gholri!.............ghorli ( haatle dhulo panchaudai) ...............yeta ! yeta!. .............ghorli ghuolri ............La Dohraa! ha! ha ! ha !ha.
ABa kasle cchune ne kakalai! ha ha ha ha h ha ha ha ha ah . teha bichama aayera basyo bhane pheri tuching khayera, jiraka, ani tyo thanthi pani marai, Ha ! ha ! ha! ha ! ha ! ha!
DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) Posted on 07-Oct-02 12:56 PM

Kutubahalma tyesto helicoptare dijju katti katti bhanya pheri, jjasla pani udaidine,

Pudke Pushkare thiyo Balghar ko tyesali naramro sanga udaidichan , bichara Blaghar bata niskine bela samma ma ta " taile malai 30000 Rs ko Rin tirnu parcha "bhandi rahicha. Basna chahi tyo Mailako pasal thaykkai agadi ko kancho ittale banayeko gharma bhnada garera baseki rahicha.

Bichara pushkare ta barbad, dijju chahi logne chodera, puskarelai Rape gardi rahicha harek raaaat. ANi harek palta Rape gareko charge 50 Rs yek raat ko darle ta tyttika bhaisake cha.

Kaso Jira phela parena cha Kutubahalma, nabhaye ke ko yeha hunthyo, aja.
DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) Posted on 07-Oct-02 01:02 PM

Deep dai , yekchin Guccha khelna rokera yeuta prshna ko jawaf Dinus ta!

Aaja bihana dekhin yo geet khum gungunairaheko chu, kasle gayeko ra lekheko bhnadinus ta !

" Hami nadika dui kinara, Hamro Sangam ashambhaba cha,

tai pani milanko aashama jiwan gumauna manjooor cha"

yek ramro thiyo you geet, pheri aba bela pani love parne khalko, ani jo taruni pani mussukka maskera gayeki ma yehi geet gungunauthiye.

La bhandinusta, DEEP Dai!
jira Posted on 07-Oct-02 01:11 PM

dhumba ley pheri kuro bigarcha bela belama x rated gurdera, yasto ta bhaye na ni dhumba, aja ni bhauju lai sancho bhena ki ke ho?

tyo geet la mai bhandeenchu, sudesh sharma ley gako ho
SOULFREE Posted on 07-Oct-02 01:11 PM

Deep Bro pani ke ke sochcha ke ke... hardcorejunky.com dherai bha jasto cha ni bro lai. ke ho ke ho....

Ani tyo pink guchcha kasko ta?
maathi baata aafai khasyo ki kya ho?

Deep bro le jhelli garya jasto cha. Pink guchcha ta jira bro ko hoina Deep bro kai jasto cha. Agi 'twanga' garera khasya thiyo, deep bro ko paaket bata. Maile ke ho bhanda kehi hoina bhanera nike jutta le chopya thiyo. I am sure pink guchcha deep bro kai hunu parcha... jhelli chai hoina hai, naak ma dinchu ahile.
DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) Posted on 07-Oct-02 01:19 PM

Aba mile tyesto ke naramro bhaneko chu ra! Maile ta khali Helicoptore dijjuko bayan po gareko ta, teha maile jhan milayera single X matra haleko chu. Triple x gardya bhayeni ani ! la! la! guccha hana , aaaaaaaaaaaaaha ! khali triple x ra double x ko kura garcha.

khoi, SOleli bro pani khelna aaira rahicha. Bro sanga ta taanna guccha cha jasto cha. La! soleli Bro! guccha hana, Guccha le gucchalai hanya thik, ...........nak tira hannu hundaina tyesari saathi bhai bhanera khelira belama.
Deep Posted on 07-Oct-02 01:25 PM

Dhumba, geet ko barema ta jira le bhane jhai Sudesh bro nai ho jasto lagchha malai ni.

Dhumba lai tha chha chhaina nadika dui kinara ko milan ta nepal ma dhama dham hudai chha achel. khola ma pani suke pachhi dui kinara ko milan bhaigo ni!

soul bro, relax!

dhumba le dorra khako illegal chha. kachchi bhai sakya guchha gurlera aako thiyo kachchi line bhitra. Aba kachchi ko Constitution violate garyo garena tyo dhumba ko guchcha le...pahila tyo nirnaya hunu parchha.
jira Posted on 07-Oct-02 01:36 PM

tara manchey haru ajkaal sangeet bhanesi hurukkai hunchun, geet ko mahtwo lai dhyaan ma rakhera ajkaal nadi sukey ni beecha ma ghar banai deeyera kinara lai chuttyai nai rachun. Katro music bhakti cha wuta!!!
DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) Posted on 07-Oct-02 01:39 PM

Ye kaha huncha tyo ta bhalda kheri ghorleko, kacchi line bata bahira gayera ghorleko hoina. la Jira lai sodhnu parcha. ani jirale pani hundaina bhanyo bhnae ma pheri Bhalchu.

Tyo geet gaune macnheko swhor pheri kasto ramro ...........manai chyattine DHarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr luga chyattiyeko jasto garera gayeko thiyo. tyo pani ma aaunu bhanda agadi ko kura................Jira hasne haina hai , Bhandyacha pheri.

khola sukera ke bho ta hamro "MElamchi Bajeko" Sapana ma Nepali haru ajai laganshiltaka saath karyabrat nai chan, Yek na yek din ta pheri ti dui kinara haru dui tira hunechan bhane barma ma aashwosta chu.

La jira dai , nirnaya garnu paryo yaha chandai..................