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   oy paschim! come into the chat room rey! 23-Sep-02 _Apsara
     Bro. "Paschim" : girls are dying for you 23-Sep-02 HahooGuru
       Apsara, thanks for the invite. In public 23-Sep-02 Paschim
         chor ley khutta phuttttttta jhikya ho? : 23-Sep-02 Suna
           I cast my vote in favor of Paschim enter 24-Sep-02 paramendra
             PKB: restrict supply, and you push up th 24-Sep-02 Paschim
               Paschim ji.... Afraid of stringing a 25-Sep-02 SITARA
                 Paschimeli Tara! Hmm, I see the connecti 25-Sep-02 Logical Sense
                   Ha ha!! Logical Sense ji ko imagination 25-Sep-02 Paschim
                     Is this age discrimination or what? S 25-Sep-02 anepalikt
                       Reverse discrimination pani ta huna sakc 25-Sep-02 Paschim
                         Paschim: nice......... song that is :) 26-Sep-02 Suna
                           As in the grapes are sour....? 26-Sep-02 anepalikt
                             Paschim ji........ Maaphi paun hajoor 26-Sep-02 SITARA
                               Paschim ji... PS. Nice song! 26-Sep-02 SITARA
                                 paschim - ji how old r u ra?just curiou 26-Sep-02 bideshi
                                   paschim-ji how old r u? just curious k 26-Sep-02 bideshi
                                     Paschim ji ko kuro sunera maile guess ga 26-Sep-02 Deep
                                       deep ji kasari bhannu bhayo ra?kun kura 26-Sep-02 bideshi
Good thing he didn't put down the number 26-Sep-02 dodhare
   He!he!...... Keep guessing guys!!!!!! 26-Sep-02 SITARA
     Seriously guys, :( Joking aside.... P 26-Sep-02 SITARA
       hetteriki we were all having so much fu 26-Sep-02 Suna
         Chattis ta maile......... yattikai bhand 26-Sep-02 Deep
           Why is it that I cannot help smiling?! A 26-Sep-02 anepalikt
             By looking at Paschim's picture at the l 26-Sep-02 Dumbao
               Paschim ko umare ma bhandeem? bhandeem 26-Sep-02 jira
                 .....For all we know he could be decrepi 26-Sep-02 Deep
                   Yehi ho " Kuro ra Kulo jata lagaye pani 26-Sep-02 Dumbao
                     sappai bhadragol umer! "Site Admin- 26-Sep-02 Deep
                       This is one of the most hilarious thread 26-Sep-02 reena
                         Site admin lai 56 rey..hahahahhahaha ab 26-Sep-02 jira
                           Ko Guruji Reena? 26-Sep-02 Dumbao
                             oh my god! San you are the only who is o 26-Sep-02 NK
                               La sathiharu...dherai dukha mannu pardai 26-Sep-02 Deep
                                 dumbao, i was referring to Hahooguru but 26-Sep-02 reena
                                   ye hahoo guru is adtis! chhute chha. 26-Sep-02 Deep
                                     Mero bicharma hamile Triakl Darshi, Tin 26-Sep-02 Dumbao
                                       Ye sancchi Hahu guru lai kasori brsiyeko 26-Sep-02 Dumbao
La sathee ho, Deep ko list malai mun par 26-Sep-02 jira
   Here is my list: Paschim - 24 Sitara 26-Sep-02 mitra 2
     32.... going down 31..... goi 26-Sep-02 anepalikt
       oh god nepalikt. hahaha, careful though 26-Sep-02 NK
         hehe! a good one Anepalikt OK I ca 26-Sep-02 SITARA
           Jira bro, "biswo - sattais (kum bho...3 26-Sep-02 Deep
             <font="3"="nepali">ldq hL, Tof] t OlG 26-Sep-02 Dumbao
               <font="3" face="nepali">ldq hL, Tof] 26-Sep-02 Dumbao
                 <font size="3" face="nepali">ldq hL, 26-Sep-02 Dumbao
                   Hey guys, Funny ............very funn 26-Sep-02 Trikal
                     Hey guys, Funny ............very funn 26-Sep-02 Trikal
                       Nepaliketi, kuh kuh -ka chu, Mrs. Rob 26-Sep-02 dirk
                         Sitara ji, with due respect... Count 26-Sep-02 Deep
                           <font size="3" face="nepali">cg]kfnL s]^ 26-Sep-02 Dumbao
                             Nepaliketi, kuh kuh -ka chu, Mrs. Rob 26-Sep-02 dirk
                               Dumbao: it's font face="Preeti" 26-Sep-02 Site Admin
                                 In this guessing game, since everyone se 26-Sep-02 paramendra
                                   Site admin Dai, I always wanted to be 26-Sep-02 Dumbao
                                     Tara San Dai, Yo Nepali ma type garna bi 26-Sep-02 Dumbao
                                       Seduction??? Bap re bap! And Poonte? 26-Sep-02 anepalikt
Only 33? I guess a statement on the qual 26-Sep-02 paramendra
   <font size="8" face="kantipur">lh/., / ; 26-Sep-02 Deep
     Deep ji, HENCE, I am just an illusi 26-Sep-02 SITARA
       Paramendra brother , you do not sound 26-Sep-02 Dumbao
         Hey Paramendra, rest assured....Paschim 26-Sep-02 sks
           Hey Paramendra, rest assured....Paschim 26-Sep-02 sks
             <font size="5" face="kantipur">lh/., / ; 26-Sep-02 Dumbao
               <font size="3" face="priti">lh/., / ;.yL 26-Sep-02 Dumbao
                 Hmmm...seriously, how? where? why? did m 26-Sep-02 Poonte
                   ... and to think that Paschim, deep asle 26-Sep-02 Arnico
                     Arnico ji; Do you want me to try????? 26-Sep-02 SITARA
                       Well I had said above " Ahile lai yetti" 26-Sep-02 Dumbao
                         Arnico: you are the legendary Bal Bahu.. 26-Sep-02 anepalikt
                           sitaraji, I know you could be right... 26-Sep-02 Arnico
                             Arnico ji!!! Respect given even to th 26-Sep-02 SITARA
                               Gosh! so much is happening in the world 26-Sep-02 Dilasha
                                 Dumbao... you are WAAAAAY off for my age 26-Sep-02 Arnico
                                   Holy cow!! What on earth is going on her 26-Sep-02 Paschim
                                     ohhhhh hoooooo mero dautarey ta thuprai 26-Sep-02 Suna
                                       GOOD MORNING PASCHIM! Or rather, good 26-Sep-02 Arnico
Arnico ji; I heard Scott Ritter on C 26-Sep-02 SITARA
   Can't believe people are guessing I am t 27-Sep-02 Biswo
     This thread is so hilarious. Never read 27-Sep-02 Najar
       What's going on ? Ke ko khailo bailo ho 27-Sep-02 Nepe
         nepe, ramro lagyo. especially the last t 27-Sep-02 NK
           Nepeji, I loved your little gazal. Do y 27-Sep-02 SimpleGal
             Biswo ji, aba tyo sattais bhanda kam m 27-Sep-02 deep
               deep le pani hasauncha bhanya! Deep 28-Sep-02 Biruwa
                 chiya khercha linee ta Deep ni po ho kya 28-Sep-02 Biruwa
                   People are discussing this thread at var 30-Sep-02 Puru Subedi
                     Ke garne...pachhattar re... I almost 30-Sep-02 Poonte
                       Nepe ji, You are 32. It is not based on 30-Sep-02 mitra 2
                         Poonte! Aba chori- jwaiko pidhima bas 30-Sep-02 Dumbao
                           "Chiya khercha linee ta Deep ni po ho ky 30-Sep-02 Deep
                             Dumbao babu le sahrai ghat lagdo kura su 30-Sep-02 Poonte
                               Deep, Nepeji ko umer milayeko haina kya 30-Sep-02 mitra 2
                                 Punte budho! kina tyesari royeko, Kaha 30-Sep-02 Dumbao
                                   Chhi chhi chhi...kasto nameeetho aarop l 30-Sep-02 Poonte
                                     La Poonte ba, tyesari mero nau nalinnuni 30-Sep-02 Dumbao
                                       Mitra 2 ji, >You are 32 You can&#8 30-Sep-02 Nepe
Unle ta chha ni Nepe ji..dailo laisakin 01-Oct-02 Deep
   <img src="http://www.kantipuronline.com/ 01-Oct-02 Desh_Bhakta_Bhattarai


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_Apsara Posted on 23-Sep-02 08:22 PM

oy paschim! come into the chat room rey! ppl are dying to talk to you. what's up with sitara and you anyway?
HahooGuru Posted on 23-Sep-02 08:42 PM

Bro. "Paschim" : girls are dying for you ..... Its time to tight a knot with someone,
so that you won't be disappointed again. well, in Cyberspace, if you look at
writing style and contents in the postings, you can find millions of Ceutiful girls.
(B in Beautiful was replaced by C, to mean Cyberian Beautiful Girls) all give
the feeling of being _Apsara (one character shift in original apsara).....
I am looking forward to hearing that Paschim gets real apsara who shines like
Tara or ujyali like Chandrama ......... to cool down Pashchim's frustrations when he is
back to home from FM's office while preparing the deficeit budget for resource stricken country. I mean, he should not suffer from DEFICEIT problem everywhere. Lets
wish him to generate surplus JANGAR because of his TARA jasti chamkane,
Chandrama jasti Ujyali Pyaaaari First Lady.

...
HG
Paschim Posted on 23-Sep-02 09:01 PM

Apsara, thanks for the invite. In public interest, one more confession from my side -- I have NEVER chatted in my life. Am ambivalent about starting now. I've seen people do it, and you can call me paakhe, but never had the time :) Send me emails -- I always respond! And Sitara-ji is a friend.

HG -- kind as always, tara "griha" mantri ko ghosana nabhai, ma "artha" janna :)
Suna Posted on 23-Sep-02 09:06 PM

chor ley khutta phuttttttta jhikya ho? :)
awwwww paschim we were ready to kowtow!
paramendra Posted on 24-Sep-02 12:34 PM

I cast my vote in favor of Paschim entering the chat milieu: demand and supply, Mr. Professioanl Economist!
Paschim Posted on 24-Sep-02 08:41 PM

PKB: restrict supply, and you push up the price artificially -- enjoy inflation while it lasts --the bubble is bound to burst -- stay prepared.

Mr Professional Economist learns Humility 101 :)

So, no chat!
SITARA Posted on 25-Sep-02 11:09 AM

Paschim ji....

Afraid of stringing along or being strung along....by "talk"...?

You seem to be breaking sooooooooo many hearts!!!

:)


Ya..."What is up with you and Sitara...Anyway?" I would certainly like to know!!!! Hey how come nobody informed me??????????

:P
Logical Sense Posted on 25-Sep-02 07:41 PM

Paschimeli Tara! Hmm, I see the connection!

One chats a lot, another never chatted before, refuses to even try, no matter how many Apsaras request him.

Opposite poles attract! (Hahooguriji said that...JK)

One lives in East calls himself 'Paschim', another enjoys 'West', but dreams of East.

Eastern - Western combination is nice blend! (Ask NK...- In this case not really Western Western - but ....say pretend Western - Her Class Says So!)

Come on Paschimji, don't break heart of all these Cuetiful girls (Nice one Gurujyu)!!!!!

LLCC (la lla cha chha!!!!)
Paschim Posted on 25-Sep-02 08:28 PM

Ha ha!! Logical Sense ji ko imagination pani…gajjab nai chha bhannu paryo :)

Ani, Sitara -ji, yo fictional soap opera ko paatra pani aafu, aago dankaune pani aafai? Kasti baathi aaimai :)

Anyway friends -- before this harmless innuendo takes various forms of fertile imagination, allow me to say that Sitara-ji is a sharp, charming lady who is senior to me, for whom I have tremendous respect and admiration. It would be my privilege to just get along famously with her as friends -- nothing more, nothing less! So there.

But I don't mind the cyber-flirts -- as long as they are harmless, and done in good taste like LS-ji, they are entertaining -- so keep 'em coming; but let's also not lose our "real" perspectives in this "virtual" world.

But they do say that a man "must eat even when he hunts", so here goes the great duo of Nepali music, Gopal Yonzan and Narayan Gopal for all, from this pidit Paschimeli soul:

malai maaf garideu mera *lovi najar*
kahin kasaima dubechha bhane
ma ta khoji rahechhu harek chehara ma
meri sapana ki ek preyasi mayalu

:)
anepalikt Posted on 25-Sep-02 08:33 PM

Is this age discrimination or what?

Senior re...


harump............
Paschim Posted on 25-Sep-02 08:51 PM

Reverse discrimination pani ta huna sakchha ni :)
Suna Posted on 26-Sep-02 07:43 AM

Paschim:
nice.........
song that is :)
anepalikt Posted on 26-Sep-02 09:02 AM

As in the grapes are sour....?
SITARA Posted on 26-Sep-02 11:09 AM

Paschim ji........

Maaphi paun hajoor, hajoor ko chulo ma aago lageko ma!!!! :P Far be it for me to light your fire, sire... I am sorry you are so highly combustible!!!

Whose reputation are you trying to salvage yours or SITARA's

Was that "lifted" from a private conversation with SITARA...by any chance???? :)
SITARA Posted on 26-Sep-02 11:18 AM

Paschim ji...

PS.

Nice song!

Watch it, your "lovi najar" may get strained ...if not cross-eyed! ;)

Always, your wellwisher!!!! :)
bideshi Posted on 26-Sep-02 11:23 AM

paschim - ji
how old r u ra?just curious kya!
bideshi Posted on 26-Sep-02 11:24 AM

paschim-ji
how old r u?
just curious kya!
Deep Posted on 26-Sep-02 11:25 AM

Paschim ji ko kuro sunera maile guess garnu paryo waha ko umer bhane....ma bhanchhu chhattis!
kaso?
bideshi Posted on 26-Sep-02 11:36 AM

deep ji kasari bhannu bhayo ra?kun kura le chhatis barsa jasto lagyo?
by ta way just read ur tyo movie herna gayeko story
dodhare Posted on 26-Sep-02 11:54 AM

Good thing he didn't put down the numbers. God knows how many others would be disappointed.

I miss mildly retarded kancha badly.
please come back from your cave kancha..
SITARA Posted on 26-Sep-02 11:55 AM

He!he!......

Keep guessing guys!!!!!!.........The Sky is the limit on numbers!!!!!!!!
You can go either googgleplex (sp?) or infinity..... :P
SITARA Posted on 26-Sep-02 12:09 PM

Seriously guys, :(

Joking aside.... Paschim ji, seems to be a very wonderful, nice person who also happens to be extremely intelligent. Sitara would not want to cause any awkwardness to any of the Sajhaites out here....she would rather stay out of the threads than cause any embarrassment to anyone.
Thank you :)
Suna Posted on 26-Sep-02 12:16 PM

hetteriki
we were all having so much fun!!
Deep Posted on 26-Sep-02 12:39 PM

Chattis ta maile......... yattikai bhandeko.....byare!!

Vibrant Paschim's actual dazing age is mercuric 27.

La ho ki haina?....ho!...ho!!!! haina bhanne ko?
anepalikt Posted on 26-Sep-02 12:47 PM

Why is it that I cannot help smiling?! All the boys lined up trying to guess Pashchim's age and thus Sitara’s! Man, y'all should be ashamed of yourself. Now based on her postings you thought Sitara rocked and you all had designs on her, what does AGE have to do with it? huh?

You hear the women asking Pashchim's age??? For all we know he could be decrepit old man arthritic man with a brilliant mind! But I guess we are just hoping he is Hugh Hefner. So instead of trying to figure out if Sitara is “over the hill,” why don’t you just hope that even if she is, she is a mature sexy diva like Sharon Stone or Jodi Foster.

:)
Dumbao Posted on 26-Sep-02 12:49 PM

By looking at Paschim's picture at the link below,


http://www.suskera.com/current/bhurtel.html

I guestimate his age to be 27-28, if the picture is recently taken.

But when I read his postings ,it feels like he is not 36 ( chattis ) but 48 ( adchalis) years old :):):)

haha!
jira Posted on 26-Sep-02 12:50 PM

Paschim ko umare ma bhandeem?
bhandeem Paschim yiniharulai !!
Deep Posted on 26-Sep-02 12:56 PM

.....For all we know he could be decrepit old man arthritic man.....

Hera bhaneko Paschim lai....harey......Paschim le vakku mar godne dar nabhideko bhe ma paschim lai yaha prastut (sabda chitra le) garidinthe....ke garnu...badhyata chha.

Paschim artharitas bhako manchhe ta haina tara dherai artharitas bhaka maiyaa/budhiharu ko artharitas ek najar ma subdue garne khalko byaktitwa ko malik ho.

Sitara ji ki umer ta jati bhe ni malai matlab chhaina. Ma ta waha ko sathai aru haruko pani prastuti to prasamsak ho umer ko haina.

sattais la umer Paschim ko sattais!
Dumbao Posted on 26-Sep-02 12:59 PM

Yehi ho " Kuro ra Kulo jata lagaye pani lagcha " bhaneko. Kaha bata shuru bhayera yo thread kata jana lagyo.
La tyeso bhaye, mero list ra guess chhi yehi ho ,La ja! thokkerai bhandiye ko chu,

Paschim - Tish- yektish
Sitara - untish- tish
Jira - tystai gada pacchisi
Deep - Jira ko umerko
Anepalikt- battish
Suna - adtish
Site Admin- chapanna
biswo - Paitish
Czar - tettish
NK - Bayalish
Nepe - paitish
Trikal jagalte baje - satthi
lamjunkancha - chattish
Ashu - chattish


la tyetti nai ho ahilelai,

Galti bhayema maaf pau. Guess matrai gareko, Banki ta Traikal lai Sodhnu parcha.
Deep Posted on 26-Sep-02 01:04 PM

sappai bhadragol umer!

"Site Admin- chapanna" .....harey ram ram!
reena Posted on 26-Sep-02 01:06 PM

This is one of the most hilarious threads i have seen on this forum. Can't help laughing. Keep guessing and adding, people :):)

And Dumbao hamro famous GURUji ko umer khai ta? How can he be left out from the list?
jira Posted on 26-Sep-02 01:10 PM

Site admin lai 56 rey..hahahahhahaha
aba Dumbao ko login deny hune bho lazzza
Dumbao Posted on 26-Sep-02 01:12 PM

Ko Guruji Reena?
NK Posted on 26-Sep-02 01:14 PM

oh my god! San you are the only who is older than I! Should we cry or laugh? I am laughing my ass off though! hahaha
Deep Posted on 26-Sep-02 01:20 PM

La sathiharu...dherai dukha mannu pardaina maile list ali revised gardeko chhu (free ma fas tyam bhako bhe ra)....kasailai ajha kam garaunu chha umer bhane mero email khula chha...yaso chiya kharcha ka saath paalnu hola.


Paschim - sattais
Sitara - untish
Jira -ektis
Deep - afno ta ke bhanai bhora haina jiradai?
Anepalikt- tis
Suna - ektis
Site Admin- athhais
biswo - sattais
Czar - aththais
NK - paitis
Nepe - paitish
Trikal jagalte baje - chhabbis
lamjunkancha - battis
Ashu - chautis
reena Posted on 26-Sep-02 01:23 PM

dumbao, i was referring to Hahooguru but ofcourse there are plenty of other famous sajha hastis.
Deep Posted on 26-Sep-02 01:25 PM

ye hahoo guru is adtis! chhute chha.
Dumbao Posted on 26-Sep-02 01:35 PM

Mero bicharma hamile Triakl Darshi, Tin Aankha Bhayeka, Jagalte maharaj lai herda kheri 26 barsha ko dekhiye pani, budha ta Ajhambari Budha hun ni. kaha chabbis le mancha. Budha mero bicharma pakkai pani saya barsha ubho lagisakeka chan. Tyesto Gyan tesai aauncha? khali jameko miti kmo bharma bhudhale janma-Kundali banauna sakchan, La hera! Tyesto janne-bujhne ta 26 barsha hunaisaktaina.

Hamro Pashupati ko 'Dudhadhari Baba' herda kheri satthi barsha ko jasto, actually jhandai 120 barsha pugna lageko sabailai thaha chadai cha.

Yo Jagalte baba harulai yes Bhautik sansarma lyauna hundaina kya tyesari 26 barsha ko banayera.

Ani aruharuko umer chahi yeha ali ali ganjagol hola jasto cha. tyesaile Pheri hamro Triakal Pundit lai nai yo kurako nidho garna lagauna parcha.
Dumbao Posted on 26-Sep-02 01:41 PM

Ye sancchi Hahu guru lai kasori brsiyeko maile , gurule hanne bhaye malai jhataro aba! Mungro ujayera khedne thiye ahile ma agadi parne ho bhane, Gurule malai.

Ramro kura ta guru ahile sukala Bhairaheko cha , japanma, ha ha


ma ta bache ba!

Tara haahoo guru ,mero bicharma , jhandai Nk ko umerkai hun bhanne lagcha.

Again, he guru! risaani maf galti bhayema.
( Gurule bihana uthera yo sabai dekhda ta pheri.................. Dar po lagcha ni)
jira Posted on 26-Sep-02 01:46 PM

La sathee ho, Deep ko list malai mun paryo tura aulikuta sacchyachu bracket ma nabigarikana....

Paschim - sattais ( la thyakkai la, tyatti nai ho)
Sitara - untish (yo keti manchey ko umer chai bado garho huncha)
Jira -ektis (eittti ..eitttii ley milena)
Deep - afno ta ke bhanai bhora haina jiradai? (yo mangshir ma 30 )
Anepalikt- tis (yo chai ho la)
Suna - ektis (yo panee ho la, thyakkai)
Site Admin- athhais (austee sawoon ley 30 pura bhayera 31 lagya)
biswo - sattais (kum bho...32-33 ko haraharee ma hunu purcha)
Czar - aththais (yo chai khai ba)
NK - paitis (dhut, thyakkai po bhanyo ye kichkich gurda gurdai)
Nepe - paitish (34 nakati ta manchey ka gazul teera dhalkuncha ra)
Trikal jagalte baje - chhabbis (chabbis ko jotishi lai ke beeswaash gurrai bho ra)
lamjunkancha - battis (sankaspud nai cha)
Ashu - chautis (sut prateeshut meelyo la last ma)
mitra 2 Posted on 26-Sep-02 02:05 PM

Here is my list:

Paschim - 24
Sitara - 25
Jira - 25
Deep - 25
Anepalikt- 25
Suna - 25
Site Admin- 25
Czar - 25
NK - 25
Nepe - 25
Trikal jagalte baje - 25
lamjunkancha - 25
Ashu - 25
hahooguru - 25
dumbao - 25

My Indian friend used say 'Pacchis (25) ke baad geeno mat :)
anepalikt Posted on 26-Sep-02 02:08 PM

32....

going down

31.....

going down

30...

going down

30 Hey! la looks like i am stuck at 30 at this point....

This is getting so funny I cannot stop laughing! But tell you what, I am waiting for my ideal age, so I can be sip my gin in peace like Mrs.Robinson and check out the graduates.....:)

hehe
NK Posted on 26-Sep-02 02:13 PM

oh god nepalikt. hahaha, careful though. they might sue you for sexual harassment. perhaps some gullible graduate?
SITARA Posted on 26-Sep-02 02:18 PM

hehe! a good one Anepalikt

OK

I can be as young in spirit
as old in wisdom,
as beautiful as you want,
and as Bold as I want!!!

And if I choose a cyber name,
Can I choose my number?????

:)
Deep Posted on 26-Sep-02 02:32 PM

Jira bro,
"biswo - sattais (kum bho...32-33 ko haraharee ma hunu purcha)" Huna ta Biswo ji 30 ma kuddai ho (khusukka) tara pani afno manchhe...afulai ni chitwan gairana parne... bhe ra ek dui sal milyaidya ho la ...... khas bhako kuro chahi yahi ho. ....
Dumbao Posted on 26-Sep-02 02:34 PM

ldq hL,

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Dumbao Posted on 26-Sep-02 02:36 PM

ldq hL,

Tof] t OlG*ogdf eg]s]f xf] . g]kfnLdf t { %f]/L dfG%]sf] pd]/ g;f]Wg", %f]/f dfG%]sf] uf+&L g;f]Wg" eG%g\ . To;sf/)fn] g]kfnLdf t 100 jif{ k"u]kl% dfq dfG%]sf] pd]/ #^\g yfN% . t;y{ dfly n]lvPsf pd]/x? oyfjt g} sfod /xG%g\ . cGoyf g ;f]Rg" xf]nf .
Dumbao Posted on 26-Sep-02 02:40 PM

ldq hL,

Tof] t OlG*ogdf eg]s]f xf] . g]kfnLdf t { %f]/L dfG%]sf] pd]/ g;f]Wg", %f]/f dfG%]sf] uf+&L g;f]Wg" eG%g\ . To;sf/)fn] g]kfnLdf t 100 jif{ k"u]kl% dfq dfG%]sf] pd]/ #^\g yfN% . t;y{ dfly n]lvPsf pd]/x? oyfjt g} sfod /xG%g\ . cGoyf g ;f]Rg" xf]nf .
Trikal Posted on 26-Sep-02 02:41 PM

Hey guys,

Funny ............very funny................HAHA _ _ _ _HAHA

I am between your guesses 60 (Dumbao) - 26 (deep and jira) - 25 (mitra2)

Jira,

Age doesn't matters to develop quality in one person but of course, dedication and devotion does. For instance : Asthabakra, Nachiketa. As you can see in our hindu religion it gives respect to briddha,balak, nari etc.
I am not giving u a lacture. Just wanted to share.

U guys wanna know how old I am ?

The answer is .........................................................GUESS !!!!


_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ T _ _ _R _ _ _I _ _ _K _ _ _A _ _ _L _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Trikal Posted on 26-Sep-02 02:43 PM

Hey guys,

Funny ............very funny................HAHA _ _ _ _HAHA

I am between your guesses 60 (Dumbao) - 26 (deep and jira) - 25 (mitra2)



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dirk Posted on 26-Sep-02 02:50 PM

Nepaliketi,

kuh kuh -ka chu, Mrs. Robinson...."are u trying to seduce me?.....hoffman to anne brancroft...or may be Poonte to Nepalikt
Deep Posted on 26-Sep-02 02:51 PM

Sitara ji, with due respect...

Count less on spirit
for it may vaporate

wisdom is subjective, be cautious-
old is not-will get you

beauty is illusion
bold is perception, looking for an escape

Who makes a rose a rose?
a rose or an admirer?
floating goes on.

I am not preaching here, please note. I am only expressing myself, hai.
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dirk Posted on 26-Sep-02 02:54 PM

Nepaliketi,

kuh kuh -ka chu, Mrs. Robinson...."are u trying to seduce me?.....hoffman to anne brancroft...or may be Poonte to Nepalikt
Site Admin Posted on 26-Sep-02 03:00 PM

Dumbao:

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paramendra Posted on 26-Sep-02 03:13 PM

In this guessing game, since everyone seems to be picking on Paschim, I don't think I will stand out if I join, and so here goes.

Considering both of us have made not so intelligent guesses that we perhaps have known each other in person for a long time - decades! (oops, just let the cat out --- that puts him above 20, easy ... and perhaps more, since chances are I did not first meet him when he was 5, since we are not part of each other's extended families, since that is not a pro-choice question, and, oops, so that puts him above 25, but how far ...) - but then neither of us are sure we do know each other, or if it is other people that we remind each other of; you know how memory plays tricks on people, good stuff is remembered, bad stuff forgotten, unless you are Bitchpatroll ---------- and so it is entirely possible Paschim and I don't really know each other, except for the two months that we have seen each other at Sajha, and that will not help, since I don't think anyone will buy into a supposition that Pashim's age might be a digit in months. Once I surmised and praised a piece of writing by an author who I do know, and the writing was online with the real author's full name, and although I did not see a picture - but then pictures can be deceiving, what with trick photography, and photo editing software; you can literally have body parts of 10 different people and put it into one composite, and then names can as easily be swapped, and a name-match does not exactly help; once someone at the site did a Google search on "Ashutosh Tiwari" and one got bombarded with links to Ashutosh Tiwaris from Britain, to Bahrain, to Australia, to Japan, and various graduate program locations in the U.S., so I would not count too much on getting the first and last names right. But then I never promised it is going to be easy. I just said I will try on behalf of all the swooning women who have nothing but a username, not even the scent of a body, though they talk of computers down the line, especially for online malls, that will make smelling possible, and that is then, but for now, the pheromones will have to wait -- oh, the painful waiting -- sorry women. But then, this is the online world. Who is to tell which username is that of some woman, or not. Maybe there are women with men's usernames, or men with women's usernames thinking Paschim is a woman, as well might be the case. Or men posing as women hoping Paschim is indeed a man. And about that author online I thought might be Paschim, his comment was something to the effect that he is sure that author appreciates my kind words on the quality of the article, which was a blow to my quest into his identity, perhaps not as big a blow as to those who swoon habitually, but still. And so, ladies and gentlemen, for all my good intentions, I really don't know. And as for his standing offer to e-mail him, and that he replies to each and every e-mail, I remain suspicious. Sure, words will flow. But what if he is not sure you are in his vicinity (anywhere between Hong Kong and the jungles of Burma, plus minus couple thousand miles), or that you are not of the sex desired, or the age range, and other qualities one can only wonder about, and you receive platitudes. And, at the end of the day, all you have is a username called Paschim which might or might not stand for "West." But then west as in western Texas (George W Bush campaigning in California for President: "I grew up in the west: western Texas!")? Or West as in the brain-drain-body-drain Amrika? Or west as in Mao-infested Rolpa? For all we know, the gentleman might be a comrade! He does talk of Vietnam with fondness once in a while. I can imagine it being hard for those who want more than Paschim's cyber words. And I sincerely wish I could help (that could be my good deed for the day or two). But the good intentions will have to remain just that: good intentions. Unless San makes it compulsory that visitors publicly put up their real profiles or be banished, in which case Paschims' love for Sajha might be tested, as well his professed love for women (oh, those plurals one learned at middle school). But I doubt San will get into the fray. He probably wonders why the girls/women are not swooning over him! Or at least not as openly. After all, this is my site, "God damn it!" (The favorite phrase of the main character in Gabriel Garcia Marquez's super novel "The Autumn Of The Patriarch" that I finished reading a few days back.) And, oh yeah, did anyone ask HIM the question? But then, this is a town of masked people. Beware what you ask for, you might just get it. You asked for masks, and that is where the story began.
Dumbao Posted on 26-Sep-02 03:15 PM

Site admin Dai,

I always wanted to be able to this. So when you told us what to do , I tried with other fonts also. Currently I am trying with the 'Nepali' font, which seems to be working , Yeah! it does not look good but it works. thanks again.
Dumbao Posted on 26-Sep-02 03:25 PM

Tara San Dai, Yo Nepali ma type garna birsiyecha, sarai garho hune ba, English ma type garne bani lagera hola, practice makes man perfect, hoinata.

Aa saanchi, Parmaendra ko umer ta chute cha, Jhalyass yaad aayo,

Parmaendra -tettis
Villagevoice - triyalish
Nepalithitti- aathhaara
Foxy - unnaish
Bitchpatroll - pachish
Rajaking - tripanna
Puru subedi - paisatthi
dirk -paitish

Ahile lai yetti nai !
(Yinle malai kuchole haane ta hoinaan ................hahahahah:):):)
anepalikt Posted on 26-Sep-02 03:33 PM

Seduction??? Bap re bap!

And Poonte? Why Poonte? Who is Poonte now?

Bichara Poonte!
paramendra Posted on 26-Sep-02 03:47 PM

Only 33? I guess a statement on the quality of my raves and rants!
Deep Posted on 26-Sep-02 03:49 PM

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SITARA Posted on 26-Sep-02 04:05 PM

Deep ji,

HENCE,
I am just an illusion
A cyber illusion,
For I am not what you think,
I am,
Neither am I who I think
I am,
for, "the world is just a stage"
where we play out our illusions!!!!!!


Nice one tho Deep ji!!!!!!! :)
Dumbao Posted on 26-Sep-02 04:23 PM

Paramendra brother ,

you do not sound happy with number 33.

Ok you are 66. jatti ko tatti, aandhi ko dobbar, la ! chaisathii! la ja pakkai ho ! chaisathii nai ho.

tetro lekhya cha manchele, khapeko cha, ani umer pani ta dherai nai hune nai bhao ni.

manchele oha Desh khayera sesh bhaisakeko hunale , la Chaisatthi nai ho! Ajha pani chitta bujhdaina bhane ma pheri badhai dinchu, ke bho ra , aafno kyai jadaina.
sks Posted on 26-Sep-02 04:25 PM

Hey Paramendra, rest assured....Paschim is exactly who u think he is. Do the initials SW mean anything to you?
sks Posted on 26-Sep-02 04:26 PM

Hey Paramendra, rest assured....Paschim is exactly who u think he is. Do the initials SW mean anything to you?
Dumbao Posted on 26-Sep-02 04:31 PM

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Dumbao Posted on 26-Sep-02 04:32 PM

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Poonte Posted on 26-Sep-02 04:40 PM

Hmmm...seriously, how? where? why? did my name enter this cycle of guessing games?

With my name-says-it-all height, pyatlyakke bhundi, baldengre ankhan, neither am I so irresistable that someone like Mrs. Robinson would want to seduce me, nor am I a recent graduate. Who is Dirk, anyway?

If anyone must know, I have nothing to hide--mero umer dui bis ra saat pugyo...chhora chhori matra hoina, jwai ra buhari haru chhan...naati/ni ko pratikshya ma makai ko dana gandai baschhu...furshad ko bela ma sajhako ramaniya manch ma nach-chhu. Koi teen bis nakateki taruni bhaye samparka garnu hola!
Arnico Posted on 26-Sep-02 04:48 PM

... and to think that Paschim, deep asleep half way around the world... will wake up to find not just a thread but a raging flood dedicated to him! :-)

this might be the fastest growing thread on sajha in a while!


Meanwhile, I am also amused by the fact that no one has tried to guess my age (except NK in chat, which does not count as she knows me anyways)

... a week of having trouble logging in... and already forgotten :-(
... that's the life of a sajhapur-basi...
SITARA Posted on 26-Sep-02 04:56 PM

Arnico ji;

Do you want me to try??????? Na dhin dhin na...Na tin tin na!!! :)

I could be right ni!!!!! ;)
Dumbao Posted on 26-Sep-02 04:57 PM

Well I had said above " Ahile lai yetti" Now here comes another list,

Arnico - paitalish
Poonte - pacchhatter
biruwa - tis
vilagevoice- sunako umerko
gorato - sunako umerko
shefali - bish
madmax- unnantis
Oys chill- battish , hoina tyo pakkai paitish ho


mero ta dimagle bhayena aba ta ,ghar pani jane bela bhayo , tyesailae hola

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
anepalikt Posted on 26-Sep-02 04:59 PM

Arnico: you are the legendary Bal Bahu... so highly thought of that folks don't dare aspire to taint your pristin mythic image by such petty and lowly thing as age!

:)
Arnico Posted on 26-Sep-02 04:59 PM

sitaraji,
I know you could be right...
dha dhin dhin na

so I am surprised you are addressing me with "ji"...
SITARA Posted on 26-Sep-02 05:02 PM

Arnico ji!!!

Respect given even to the smallest kid in my class!!!! :) Not a waste, never a waste!!!
Dilasha Posted on 26-Sep-02 05:45 PM

Gosh! so much is happening in the world of Sajha! I couldn't help but guffaw at those numbers that are poured in! 56 for the site admin and 60 for the “astrologer”? holy mackerel! :) Looks like Mr. Dumbao would make a good candidate for crunching in numbers for the powerball! Perhaps I should contact you before I buy the next one. ;-)

They say one shouldn't ask a man's wage and a woman's age or perhaps vice versa! So as long as one doesn’t ask, keep the ‘guess ball’ rolling!

Wasn’t it Lincoln who said “and in the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years”? a point to ponder..……

btw, paramendra ji, that was quite a good read. next time could you please have paragraph breaks esp if it's a long one? just a suggn.
Arnico Posted on 26-Sep-02 05:58 PM

Dumbao... you are WAAAAAY off for my age....
Paschim Posted on 26-Sep-02 08:50 PM

Holy cow!! What on earth is going on here??

Never been this amazed in a loooong time -- and all because of one simple word called "senior"...Never, ever in my life did I underestimate the power of words more seriously!

But here's a bigger surprise: It occurred to no one that I could have meant senior in "wisdom" -- the intellectual age!

Why all this fuss over chronological age?! You could be a 60 year old man with an attitude of a 13 year old devil, or a charming lady graduate at 25 with a magic brain of a normal 45 year old?!

As for me, I salute Mitra-ji for that wonderful Hindi quote -- "pacchis ke baad, ginne chhod do". So, yes, I too am 25, plus minus dui tin barsa. That's chronologically speaking. Intellectually, I am between 15 and 30. I think.

I think therefore I am (Descartes)!
Suna Posted on 26-Sep-02 09:12 PM

ohhhhh hoooooo
mero dautarey ta thuprai po rahechan ta according to Dumbao like VV, gorato, etc etc..oh well!
:)
join the club of the 26-28 :)!
Arnico Posted on 26-Sep-02 09:37 PM

GOOD MORNING PASCHIM!

Or rather, good night... it's 10:30 in Boston. Have a good day. Good night.
(isn't time difference fun?).

I need to go home and eat a very late dinner. Was just at a long presentation at MIT by Scott Ritter (former UN weapons inspector in Iraq) making a STRONG statement about why war against Iraq is a bad idea. Interesting that during question and answer a lot of senior faculty worked hard at getting the students worked up for anti-war activism... I suppose they were students in the 60s...
SITARA Posted on 26-Sep-02 09:54 PM

Arnico ji;

I heard Scott Ritter on C Span....!!! I was quite impressed by his candid interview I must say!
Biswo Posted on 27-Sep-02 04:14 PM

Can't believe people are guessing I am that old. O, Deepji, your imagination pani
dekhiyo!! Aafno umer maa randomly paach, dash barsha ghataayo, ani arkaako
umer bhanera post garidiyo, yesto bhayena ni.
Najar Posted on 27-Sep-02 05:19 PM

This thread is so hilarious. Never read such amusing thread on a simple issue as age, that too based on guessing/guestimating as one of the posters put it :)
Nepe Posted on 27-Sep-02 05:38 PM

What's going on ? Ke ko khailo bailo ho yesto ? I saw Village Voice ji not quite pleased with you guy's voyeuristic game of guessing other's age. I myself don't mind it. However, it is interesting to see that nobody has made a correct guess about me. I though I better give you some clues. Well, below is a ghazal I wrote when I was the age of our Nepalithiti. You wouldn't believe that it was actually about my future. I am already in that future that I predicted myself. So, enjoy (as if it is really enjoyable :-)) and guess my age !

Nepe

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Farkeko chhu pugera priye najikai timro dailomaa
Kathaa yo laamo chha nasodha yo khailobailomaa

Jamaanaamaa meo man chupchaap Tihaar aa'thyo'
Chupchaap herethen tim'laai tim'le khelya' Bhailomaa

Umerko marubhoomimaa ranthanidai hidekai din
Dekhethen tim'laai madhuras bokeki bainsako gahilomaa

Chardine aayu tesro din aankhaa judhyo timisita
Lagyo, ekdin bhane'ni bitne bho' ramai'lo maa

Sunchhu Nepeko naam tim'le antimmaa liyau'rey
Harey! Ko hundaa hun tesromaa, dosromaa, pai'lomaa ?

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NK Posted on 27-Sep-02 07:30 PM

nepe, ramro lagyo. especially the last two lines. not taking oneself too seriusly,humility, and humorous too... did you mean it to be humorous though?
SimpleGal Posted on 27-Sep-02 08:02 PM

Nepeji,
I loved your little gazal. Do you sing as well? :)
Shakespeare said famously "What is in a name?" Looks like he was more correct than he may have realized....because judging from this thread, More seems to exist in age than name!
Paschimji,
Nice finishing touch a la Descartes! Let me try to surmise Why no one might have guessed that by "senior" you could have meant in "wisdom" re: Sitaraji.No offense to anyone hai pheri!!
Well, women have always been considered "junior" to men in wisdom, have they not? There was a student in my class today who, when asked to provide an instance of the use of psychologically constructive negotiation techniques from his life, vehemently voiced his disdain for the kind of movies in his girlfriend's "movie repertoire". Needless to say, the movies were termed "mushy romance" types, an a priori statement presupposing little use of grey matter or adrenalin rush to watch them. His ending statement was, "Women are like children, of course!" Quite an uproar from the women in the class. Fortunately, the other guys, feeling outnumbered by the women, I suppose :) or perhaps opposed to the outrageous statement of the male student above, steered the argument in a healthy direction.
deep Posted on 27-Sep-02 10:25 PM

Biswo ji,
aba tyo sattais bhanda kam ma milauna chahi garho parchha ke. Tyahi sattais ta jira le kum bho... kum bho bhanera protest garya dekhi halnu bho....aba bhako umer ko ke ko laj Biswoji? maile ek dui sal milayi dekai chhu...dherai lov nagarnus ke! aru ghatauna ali aptyaro parchha kya...hai...

Nepe ji,
"Sunchhu Nepeko naam tim'le antimmaa liyau'rey
Harey! Ko hundaa hun tesromaa, dosromaa, pai'lomaa ? "

Sunya kuro pakka ho. Nepe lai antim ma samjhekai ho unle....aba tesro ra dosro ma ta khai ko ko lai samjhin ahile samjhana chhaina kina bhane pahilo ma nai unle "Deep, mero Deep..." bhanya sunera ma ta rangmangi rako thiye....

meetho gazal, je bhe pani.
Biruwa Posted on 28-Sep-02 01:24 PM

deep le pani hasauncha bhanya!

Deep I read u're fun-filled stories and gives me one more reason to come to sajha.com again and again!

Biswo ji, Haina tapain ko 'mental umer' ma bhanda kancho? If I had to judge then I would say you are 'umer tettis'.

Dumbao, ma tis matrai? Thanx for the compliment! I'll try to act more & more mature in the future.

jira ji, tapain lai yeso chiya khercha pathauna paryo maile ni. tara umer ghatauna hoina- badhauna!
Biruwa Posted on 28-Sep-02 01:27 PM

chiya khercha linee ta Deep ni po ho kya re! Deep, pathaun ta?
Puru Subedi Posted on 30-Sep-02 12:07 PM

People are discussing this thread at various DC events. I almost missed it.
According to Dumbao, I am the second oldest. Only 10 years younger than Poonte.
Good guestimate Dumbao!!

:-)
Poonte Posted on 30-Sep-02 12:30 PM

Ke garne...pachhattar re...

I almost forgot...perhaps I should start chanting... ram naam satya hai...ram naam satya hai...ram naam satya hai...ram naam satya hai....

Hareeee sharanam...yo budheskaal ma kripa gara mero bhagawan...narayana, narayana...prabhu!
mitra 2 Posted on 30-Sep-02 01:25 PM

Nepe ji,
You are 32. It is not based on your gazal though. I will guess your birth month next if this guestimate is correct :)
Dumbao Posted on 30-Sep-02 01:52 PM

Poonte!

Aba chori- jwaiko pidhima basera makai choaudai basnu bhaneko banki raheka din gandai basnu bhaneko hoina ta? Tapai ta budheskal le choye pani naramro sanga makai chodauna saknu hudo rahecha ba! gajab.

Kaha sabaile tyeso garna sakchan?

Uuh! Talla ghare Jethi Didi , makai nai chodaudai thien, gayeko saal, Pidhima nai basera. Herda herdai Jethi didiko ta rup ranga nai pheriyo ra tehi lampasar parnu bhayo. daudayera aaryaghat lagada lagdai didika pran- pakherule didiko Nashwor sharirlai Chodi diyechan. Kyai lagyota aba! didi ko umer, sathi barsha pugna dui din kam la!

Pachhatter barshama ta ochyanma lampasar parera " Kopara" cheuma rakhai magnu parcha dherailai. Aba tapai ta hatta- katta hunhundo rahecha , tyesto makai phatphat bandarle bhanda chito-chito chodyaunu hudoraheha.,

Ram nam line kura chahi arkai ho. Jawanima ram nam lina hundaina bhanera kahi bhaneko chaina. Ram nam jahile ra jashale liye pani huncha.

Aba jindagi bhari naliyeko Ram nam, marne belama liyera kahi "mochchya" huncha. Nachahine kura. Tyo ta aba 'Micheal Jordan'le game bhari hanna nasakeko point, last 15 seconds ma timeout gardai ,handai garya jasto bhayena, hamro nepal-made truckle naubishe mathiko ukalo chadhaya jasto!

Ghaccha! ke ghaccha! Ghaccha.............Ghaccha! ........Ghaccha ! ani thyappa! Banda! Tamam! Khattam! Ani Biyog!, Bedana, Dukha!! ANi Bahnnuparcha HARE RAM!!

La ta , Banki pachi.................
Deep Posted on 30-Sep-02 02:11 PM

"Chiya khercha linee ta Deep ni po ho kya re! Deep, pathaun ta?"

Biruwa, yasto Akhtiyaar ko big bigi badya bela ma chya kharcha ko kura ke garai bho ra sajha ma. CIAA le raid hanyo bhane...marena?

Thanks Biruwa for your kind words.

Ani, Mitra 2...Nepeji 32 re? yastari ghataidina ta bhe na ni....kati ma milaidya ho...mitra 2 le Nepeji lai battis ma?....yasari rate bigardina ta bhe na ni.......Nepeji battis bhako ta sat sal naghi sakyo......yahi tal ho bhane ta ali din ma Nepe ji le chhora lai dai bhannu parne awastha aauchha.....

hwatta hwatta milaidina hunna ke....milayera garna parchha.

:)
Poonte Posted on 30-Sep-02 02:32 PM

Dumbao babu le sahrai ghat lagdo kura sunayera yo budo lai ajha jos-jangar jagai diyo..

Makai chodaune ta kahan ho ra, babu...makai ko dana ganne mattrai. Hunata tyo talla ghare jethi dd ko malami janda ma pani tyahin thiyen. uhile jamana ma tyo seti pari ko kalo dhunga mathi rakhi jethi dd lai bitayeko samjhana le mero mutu kakrakai bhathyo. ani feri jethi dd khaseko bholi dekhi nai unki buhari nani lai pani ankha ta leyeko thiyen, tara natini ajha potilo lagyo...paatteko buda bhanera gali ta garthin tyo nani pani, tara kahile kahin maskinthin pani...herda herdai, jiskanda jiskandai tyo pani uu pari gaon ko lahure sanga poilo gaichhan kyare...

ke garnu, babu...umer teen bis ra pandhra pugda pani jos ta ajhai chha, tara yo chauri pareko buda lai herdine koi paye...budeshkaal ma ke ho tyo bidesh tira VIAGRA bhanne paunchha re...yasso mitraharu sanga sallaha gari yeta gaon tira pani tyo aushadhi upalabdha garaune prayatna gara na...lou na ni natra ta bholi nai saas ghittikkai bhaye pani bho...bancheko ke matlab kahile kahin las-pas garna napaye...

narayana...hareeee sharanam!
mitra 2 Posted on 30-Sep-02 02:42 PM

Deep,
Nepeji ko umer milayeko haina kya. Sulsule le bhanya Nepeji 32 nai ho re. Aba Nepeji le sulsule lai nai dhaantya ta haina hola ni :)

Disclaimer: read sulsule as a nepali sabda, not a user name of sajha!
Dumbao Posted on 30-Sep-02 03:07 PM

Punte budho!
kina tyesari royeko, Kahallinne garera. Aba tyo makai nai chodayeko bhaye pani tapaikai haat ho, english ma bhanchan " Rosey Palm", aba tyesailai pidhima nai basera, " Ram! Ram" bhannu satta "Jethi didi ko buhari" bhandai dindai gare bahihalyo ni!

Kasaile gali pani garna naparne,Budho manche Raal- Singan Chuhaudai gau gau bhautarinu pani naparne. Kasaile dekhla bhanne laz pani hundaina ( laz bhayeta laz lagnu ni, nakacharo budholai), Izzat pani jyu ka tyu rahane, Gharma Poonteni Bajayaile pani kehi nabhanne, ani sabai bhanda ramro kura chahai, Budhalai jatti khera chahiyo,tyetti khera paune, jaha chahiyo, tehi paune, tyo bhanda ramro kura aru kyai hunai saktaina. la!

Aba "VIAGRA" ta ma pathai dinthiya, tara bholi pheri "aafnai gau ma Budho punte ta Talako ko tlasingko "RATEE" Gorule hanera maryo" bhanne sunnu parda chahi naramro huncha. Ke garne. Budho ko tal yesto cha Viagra nakhanda kheri . Jhan Viagara khayera gauka gai,bhaisi, goru, Bakhra- bakhri, Bheda- bhediko pachi Khumchiyeko hatiyaar ujayera najalan bhanna sakidaina. Tyesakaran, Ahilelai "Rosey Pamle" kam chalaunus. ANi bistarai tyo bhudeskalma lgeko "Taruni Jhamtine"rog thik hundai aaye pachi "Viagra" Pani pathaidiula.

Hai ta! La! ahile lai yetti. Dherai hall nagara, Budha manche, Jhethi didiko bhooot aauncha!
Poonte Posted on 30-Sep-02 04:33 PM

Chhi chhi chhi...kasto nameeetho aarop launu bho yo Dumbao babu le malai. Manai khinna bho ga(n)the(n).

Hunata asti tyo palla ghare Balaram ko gai le bachho byaye pachhi kasto Poonte baje ko jastai mukh bhaneko sunera teen din samma kothamai lurukka lukera baseko thiyen. Choutho din ma herna janda "Mero bau, mero bau" bhanera karai rathyo tyo bachho le...maile ta "hoina, Dumbao, Dumbao" bhaneko hola bhanera laidiyen.

Babu sanga bhalakhusari garda gardai euta geet gauna man lagyo...

Ahem! aeeee...Bhara bhuri timlai ma chindina, beli ra chameli...thotro gadi balliyo chha injeena, chai fula chanda basana...
Dumbao Posted on 30-Sep-02 04:57 PM

La Poonte ba, tyesari mero nau nalinnuni jatha payo tyetai, Mata yeha americama chu, kaha teha hunu ni, pakkai pani POOnte ba bhaneko ho tyo bacchole.

Hasayo budhole ahile chahi ( musu musu hasdai)

Poonte!
Ramailo bhayo, bhayena, La tapaiko lekhan pani ramro rahecha. ramailo sanga padhe , ramailo lagyo, mero din pani katyo, aba ta ghar jane bela bhayo, Pheri bholi kura garaula.Huna ta ghar bata pani garna sakincha ,tyeso ta.

Tara.................Dher pani garna hundaina,

" Bolirahe Dher huncha, Basirahe ber huncha"

La pachi !!!
Nepe Posted on 30-Sep-02 09:20 PM

Mitra 2 ji,

>You are 32

You can’t be more wrong. Since Sulsele can’t lie, I must have lied to him. But thank you, for making me feel good. I am particularly indebted for that soothing quote:

Pachchis ke bad gino mat !

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NK,

>.. ramro lagyo. especially the last two lines. not taking oneself too seriusly,humility, and humorous too... did you mean it to be humorous though?

Of course not. Are you kidding ?

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Simple Gal,

>..I loved your little gazal. Do you sing as well? :)

Thank you. No, I don’t sing. But people sometimes mistake me for Ananda Karki. Seriously.

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Deep,

Badhai ! Tara ma oonilai mukesh ko yo geet sunaudai chhu:

Jab koi tumhara hriday tod dega……Tab tum mere paas aanaa priye, Mero dailo khulaa chha khulaa hi rahegaa….
Deep Posted on 01-Oct-02 09:19 AM

Unle ta chha ni Nepe ji..dailo laisakin ...tyo pani bhitra bata......Tyasaile dher dailo khula narakhnus Nepe ji....tyo pani na.aaune manchhe lai kurera....aaune bha ahile samma aai halthin ni....jamana kharab chha....khula dailo rakhera kuri rada chhirla ni arkai bhustigre hatiyar liyera..

....khyal garnus hai.....

aba mukesh sukesh haina Nepe ji....baru... dailo banda garera yo Prem dhoj ko geet gaunus ...para laijau phool haru....chhopi deu taaara joon....banda gar geetharu....timro yaad aaune sabai chhez haru.....

tyaspachhi....jhyal bata paaaara paaara samma ritto bato herera deep shrestha ko yo geet pani chhod.de hunchha...samjhibase timilai aafno bhanera ..parkhibasi timi aauchhau bhanera.....

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Nepe ji, I hope you are not taking my comments negatively. Sorry, if I am bothering you..hai...

P.S. Colombian supremo kafi ma marich halera khako ta mitho bhena....chhyaaaa!
Desh_Bhakta_Bhattarai Posted on 01-Oct-02 08:14 PM


Oye, Oye! Kya ho? Khoj-ya ho ki kya ho, ha? Timi haru pahi-le dekhi posting gar-ne haru hami rookie haru lai he-pna pa-u-dai-nau hai! Ham-lai bir-si-dya?

Anyways, funny thread! Funiest, since the "Gaijatra"tread! La-la Paschim dai -- cha cha!! J/K

Trikaal ji ko umer ta about 40 hola hoina?

~PE@CE!
DBB