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on 30-Jun-04 08:06 AM
There are four kinds of sex :
HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.
BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.
HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "F*CK YOU"
COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer f*ck you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got.
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Posted
on 30-Jun-04 08:11 AM
One More->
A young boy and his father were in a store when they walked past a rack of condoms. Being a curious young lad, the boy asked his father, "What are these things daddy?" His dad said, "Condoms son." The boy asked, "Why do they come in packs of 1,3, and 12?" The dad replied, "The packs with one are for the high school boys, one for Saturday night, the ones with three are for the college boys, one for Friday, Saturday and Sunday, and the ones with twelve in them are for the married men, one for January, one for February, one for March..........and one for December."
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| Rekha |
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on 30-Jun-04 09:34 AM
What about the SEX before marrige, I mean when a couple are in love and they love each other and get physical. What kind of SEX is that ??? Or is it just love making ???
Peace Out..............
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| Riten |
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on 30-Jun-04 09:55 AM
That's called fornication, Rekha. It's best if you concentrate in your studies, be a good girl, obey your parents and elders. When it is time, you can get married and do all the adult stuff with your husband. Until then, don't even think about it!
:-)
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| Shikhar |
Posted
on 30-Jun-04 02:01 PM
Rekha:
It is called R A P E. Next time that happens ... report it to the nearest police station.
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| compulsive_liar |
Posted
on 30-Jun-04 02:27 PM
sex before marriage is Rape?dyamn i learn new things here and sajhatins have their own defination of every word :)
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| john doe |
Posted
on 30-Jun-04 02:38 PM
shikhar was probably referring to rape of the statutory variety.
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| Romario |
Posted
on 30-Jun-04 04:35 PM
Rekha,
Sex before marriage is called MUCHO CHAKA CHAKA.....I am assuming you know spanish.
Roamario.
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| s_ita |
Posted
on 30-Jun-04 07:41 PM
pre-marriatal sex, right ??
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