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   Mantri haru, Education minister : Arn 15-Jul-03 TRIKAL
     <br> Trikal dai, Hajurr sanga ma mant 15-Jul-03 GurL_Interrupted
       Aaaaaaaaanch I am 'mahila bikas' mantri! 15-Jul-03 KaLaNkIsThAn
         Trikal- Royal Purohit of Republic sajha 15-Jul-03 SITARA
           Mero chai naam nai chaina ???? Damnn !! 15-Jul-03 Prem Charo
             Prem Charo- Romanche Mantri ;) 15-Jul-03 SITARA
               Sitara ji, dhanyabad hajur bina bibha 15-Jul-03 Bhunte
                 "Education and Culture" ta who else but 15-Jul-03 ruck
                   pCharo! Ho ni, kyaarnu, there are bunch 15-Jul-03 KaLaNkIsThAn
                     "Social Welfare and Labor" Czar nai dese 15-Jul-03 ruck
                       Pp do *sniff :'-("! :=D! Make me ur a 15-Jul-03 GurL_Interrupted
                         hatterika ho ta ni kasto dimag ma sujhen 15-Jul-03 Bhunte
                           Prem Charo lai Hawaii bibhag pani hajur 15-Jul-03 Bhunte
                             Prem Charo-- Hawaii bibhag 15-Jul-03 Bhunte
                               sabai jana. .mantri huney soor ma raicha 15-Jul-03 roc1432
                                 If PM is one of the followings : 1) G 15-Jul-03 Neural
                                   Mantri haru ko Namawaali baata ma lagaye 16-Jul-03 phateko_kattu
                                     swagatam !!!!!!!!! 16-Jul-03 phateko_kattu
                                       ma yeuta duita thaapau hai: Biddyut t 16-Jul-03 marich
Aaach!! Trikal, nice one.. Me ganabajana 16-Jul-03 Rusty
   I hereby nominate ISOLATED FREAK for PRE 16-Jul-03 Arnico
     lol...yet another crisp thread! hilariou 16-Jul-03 najar
       Dhadhali bho Najar Jyu! Dhaadhali!! O 16-Jul-03 KaLaNkIsThAn
         <br> <b> Sajha Adhirajya ko Sambidhan 2 16-Jul-03 isolated freak
           Freak jyu! kyaa pick gardyaa freak jy 16-Jul-03 najar
             Sajha-ma Haal Bidhyaman Asahaj Rajnaitik 16-Jul-03 isolated freak
               KalankiSthan: Bela Bela ma Muscle Dekhya 16-Jul-03 isolated freak
                 Deep: Purana Hindi Filmi Katha Lai Nepal 16-Jul-03 isolated freak
                   Hey, how come I did not get any posts? I 16-Jul-03 lalpari
                     I am little lost. Yo mantri mandal kati 16-Jul-03 DWI
                       Lalpari, ChipleDhunga,NK, MissGurung, Su 16-Jul-03 isolated freak
                         next important cabinet to PM (GrihaMantr 16-Jul-03 isolated freak
                           next important cabinet to PM (GrihaMantr 16-Jul-03 isolated freak
                             Lau tyahi bho Ashu lai. Thank you Prime 16-Jul-03 DWI
                               Thank you Isolated freak Ji, But I ha 16-Jul-03 lalpari
                                 Its an important position because its yo 16-Jul-03 isolated freak
                                   Lalpari, yes, you get all those benifits 16-Jul-03 isolated freak
                                     Freak says to DWI : "Aid and Aids all co 16-Jul-03 najar
                                       Swastha ko lagi thikkai huncha you hunge 16-Jul-03 lalpari
Ohh ho ke ho esto. Sajha ma ta ke ke bha 16-Jul-03 Bal Matlab
   Shree Saat Mahaaraajaadhiraaj Isolated F 16-Jul-03 Poonte
     Nepe Ji, Help!!! "Yi Rajabadi bajiya 16-Jul-03 Bond-007
       Shree Saat Mahaarajdhiraaj Isolated Frea 16-Jul-03 Poonte
         Haina, ma ke mantri ho khas? yo ta Ne 16-Jul-03 Deep
           Deep Bro: Shram Mantri (minister for lab 16-Jul-03 isolated freak
             Ehehehehehe, Ma mantri? Tyo pani Bal 16-Jul-03 Gunaraj
               Poojyu, (Ssssh...keept it just betwee 16-Jul-03 suva chintak
                 Kya Fasaad, I was preparing for the i 16-Jul-03 Logical Sense
                   Oh kya ho! ....ma sutirako mauka ma katt 16-Jul-03 Bhunte
                     Harey IF, malai pani mantri ko paud diya 16-Jul-03 NK
                       Suva chintak Ji, -----------Bond-007 16-Jul-03 Bond-007
                         Bond-007, Your cover is still good Si 16-Jul-03 suva chintak
                           NO I DID NOT NOMINATED ISOLATED FREAK FO 16-Jul-03 Arnico
                             ----------... or does anyone else have a 16-Jul-03 Bond-007
                               NK maile ya peon ko kam pa chaina, yetr 16-Jul-03 marich
                                 Arnico, The Maoists already tried that 16-Jul-03 suva chintak
                                   Bond ji good one about Arniko the "Chana 16-Jul-03 SITARA
                                     Hey I wanna be the king.... please!!! Pa 16-Jul-03 lalpari
                                       hey this thread is turning into a fun ga 16-Jul-03 Arnico
election ladne sadne haina Afno manchhe 16-Jul-03 khimu
   Ha ha...I never though even a 'noname' c 16-Jul-03 noname
     Noname- Dept of Secular Religion (With o 16-Jul-03 SITARA
       Biruwa- Department of horticulture and f 16-Jul-03 SITARA
         Sitara Ji, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, good choic 16-Jul-03 Bond-007
           Bond 007- Jasoos tatha Sulsooley Bibhag! 16-Jul-03 SITARA
             Come on, How can you forget to fill one 16-Jul-03 suva chintak
               Suva chintak ji: Thank you thank you! 16-Jul-03 SITARA
                 Niyamapatti! Shapath grahan nagari mant 16-Jul-03 noname
                   Meri bassi!! Yo Sitara jyu le ta boly 16-Jul-03 suva chintak
                     Suva ji: hehehe! How about being my p 16-Jul-03 SITARA
                       Sitarajyu, I would consider it my utm 16-Jul-03 suva chintak
                         Oho ! Eti chadai Gaijatra shuru bhaisake 16-Jul-03 Nepe
                           Nepe ji, hajur lai dui-char din bhayo 16-Jul-03 Bhunte
                             hmmm tyhis thread is indded turning into 16-Jul-03 isolated freak
                               IF jyu, Darbar school ko product ho?.... 16-Jul-03 Bhunte
                                 hoina 16-Jul-03 isolated freak
                                   Freak dai kya gajab ko lekhai chha ni? 16-Jul-03 khimu
                                     khimui , Nepali barnamaala Ko "ka" dek 16-Jul-03 phateko_kattu
                                       phateko_kattu, aaye pani reason chaiy 16-Jul-03 lonely
mula ko namai padhera haso utchha "Phate 16-Jul-03 khimu
   Ok, IF jyu... But, I still wonder if 16-Jul-03 Bhunte
     ani gai jatra kai prasanga ma IF jyu raj 16-Jul-03 Bhunte
       IF aafai Jhakri aafai Bokshi bhanya jast 16-Jul-03 KaLaNkIsThAn
         Hahha Bro, Padhe yaar The Coming Anar 16-Jul-03 isolated freak
           aani KK bro, Jungle pasnu Ahile Ko Aw 16-Jul-03 isolated freak
             OmG! Ppppp!, I was thinking of heading t 16-Jul-03 GurL_Interrupted
               Harey aja ko din ta ke suvha ki asuvha m 16-Jul-03 vivid
                 Kalankisthan --- Ban mantri Vivid-- ban 17-Jul-03 Bhunte
                   Oh my God, this thread is TOOOO funny ya 17-Jul-03 SimpleGal
                     You were thinking GI? oh my god! (Yesss 17-Jul-03 KaLaNkIsThAn
                       Yo ta bhayena ba ba ... ma suteko bela m 17-Jul-03 lalpari
                         No way! Me not going to held the post o 17-Jul-03 vivid
                           Vivid, the AcronymMinister? (I am really 17-Jul-03 KaLaNkIsThAn
                             Sitara Ji, ------------Bond 007- Jasoos 17-Jul-03 Bond-007
                               Haina, yo Kalanki ra GI ko lop paryo ki 17-Jul-03 Poonte
                                 salam sir! salam-salam, tan kohos ni mu 17-Jul-03 khimu
                                   <font face="kantipur" size ="+1"> ljz]i 17-Jul-03 Gunaraj
                                     <font face="kantipur" size="+1"> @!= hL 17-Jul-03 Gunaraj
                                       Gunaraj jyu, asadhyaee mitho tatha sa 17-Jul-03 Neural
Hoina yesto kisim le kahan desh chalcha 17-Jul-03 lalpari
   Who the hell is phateko kattu?? Does s/h 17-Jul-03 NK
     Sarbapratham ta NK ji lai mero taraf baa 17-Jul-03 phateko_kattu
       NK Di, Hosiyaar hai!! I'm not Phaatek 17-Jul-03 Nattu
         Phateko kattu, thank you so much for tak 17-Jul-03 NK
           eheeh, aba opposition leader ko intervie 17-Jul-03 Gunaraj
             "oh my god! ," Oye Pp, Stop taking God's 17-Jul-03 GurL_Interrupted
               <br> Suchana ! Suchana !! SUchana !! 18-Jul-03 phateko_kattu
                 dhaiya ko paat !!!!!!!!!!! 18-Jul-03 phateko_kattu
                   kantipur:- Q. khimu tapaile ahile darjan 18-Jul-03 khimu
                     bhul sudhar !!!!!!!!!! CM= Cin 18-Jul-03 phateko_kattu
                       Ye G I ji, Lo ji suno ji. eh... If Go 18-Jul-03 KaLaNkIsThAn
                         eheheh..GUNA jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! Kya 18-Jul-03 Poonte
                           Nicker naam: Suva Chintak-- a Wishing 23-Jul-03 SITARA
                             If I am EVE then, Sitara: Brigid, the 23-Jul-03 NK
                               -- .. ... ... . -.. / -... -.-- / .- / - 23-Jul-03 czar
                                 Ah Sitara jyu, I have to protest here.. 23-Jul-03 suva chintak
                                   Sitaraaaaaaa Tare Mam... ke ho ma yek 23-Jul-03 Bhunte
                                     Hamara number Kab Ayega??????? 23-Jul-03 KaleKrishna
                                       >>San-- ADAM (First man in Sajha) >>N 23-Jul-03 KaLaNkIsThAn
Kale Krishna ji , Aap to hindi bolte h 23-Jul-03 phateko_kattu
   haha, Katttu brooo (haldaar ho ki kyaa h 23-Jul-03 KaLaNkIsThAn
     Oho kalanki maile post gareko 1 minute 23-Jul-03 phateko_kattu
       Hhan ta, Patheko Kattuji, Hamile pane ma 23-Jul-03 KaleKrishna
         I thought to share with you something fr 24-Jul-03 Nepe
           Some new (Haiku or Muktak). I don't h 24-Jul-03 Nepe
             Nepe jyu, Thank you for your kind wor 24-Jul-03 GP


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TRIKAL Posted on 15-Jul-03 07:43 PM

Mantri haru,

Education minister : Arnico
Manoranjan : Poonte
Mahilaa Mantri : Kalanki urf PP
Rajdarbar mantri : Isoleted Freak
Gaana Bajaana mantri : Rusty
Bigyan tatha Prabidhi : GP urf Hahoo Guru
Health : Najar
English Language : Sitara
Information : Ashu
Transportation : Permendra
Bal Kalyan : Prasna Chinha
Rahasya Maya mantri : Deep
Culture : Jira

Griha Mantri : Sanji..

Aba aru aafai thapnuhos.

Trikal........


GurL_Interrupted Posted on 15-Jul-03 07:56 PM


Trikal dai,

Hajurr sanga ma mantri sthan kehi pani magdina. Saano eech-ya thiyo :-). Uhm...can I be:

Goodwill Ambassador to NepaL?

Thanks. :-).
KaLaNkIsThAn Posted on 15-Jul-03 08:37 PM

Aaaaaaaaanch I am 'mahila bikas' mantri!!

Let me trunk-call my mom in Kalankisthan who might be sitting tukrukka, parijaat bot ko muntira, singing 'yo dui thopa aansooo' song. ohh.. I am gettin' emotional, finally her son has become 'minister' after all those leg-pulling games... eh... mero mother ko tapasyaa puraa bho!! Aaaaaama, ma aaudai chu aama, hazur ko choro aaudai cha aama RNAC plane chadhera. (sob sob).

GIRL INTERRRUPUUU, HELP, teach me how to cry in sajha. eh..
(is boo hooo hoooo!!! okay?)

BOOOO HOOOO HOOOO!!!
Girl interruptu, are you willin' to take a secretary post in my mantralaya?
eh... La, ko ko naari ko bikaash garnu parne ho, naam, thegana, screen name, phone no, email address, hobbies etc etc ka saath mero email add. ma pathaye huncha turantai.. hehe.. (mauka yehi ho)
SITARA Posted on 15-Jul-03 09:08 PM

Trikal- Royal Purohit of Republic sajha
Kalanki- Sthaniya tole bikas tatha Water Tyanki mantri
Jira and Marich- House of Spice mantris
San- Home and security mantri
Najar- Bidesh Bhraman mantri
Ashu- Communication and Informtation mantri
CZAR- Sajha IT mantri
Suva Chintak- Food (for thought ) and entertainment mantri
OU812- Head of the Dharan Cabinet
Poonte- Sajha Yatayat mantri
Arnico- Chat Mantri (sub-division of communication and interaction department)
Paschim- Mahila tatha Dakshin Purwa Asiali Mantri
Logical Sense- Logic tatha Logistics mantri
IF- Dept of Royal Security and Traditions
Bhunte- Jack of all Mantralayas
Echoes- Interrogation and Instigation Mantri


All in jest! :)


Prem Charo Posted on 15-Jul-03 09:28 PM

Mero chai naam nai chaina ???? Damnn !!

Sitarajyu,
Malai " Gaali Galaouch Mantri" vanda kaso hola ? Mero ta kaam nai gaali garne jasto maatra vaako cha.Ki kaso Kalankiji ??

Kalankiji ta mero reply pani nagarne, Daraayera ho ki kya ho re kya lasta maa.

Prem Charo :)
SITARA Posted on 15-Jul-03 09:30 PM

Prem Charo- Romanche Mantri ;)
Bhunte Posted on 15-Jul-03 09:40 PM

Sitara ji,

dhanyabad hajur bina bibhagiye mantralayeko lagi...sajilo kam dinu bahyo malai...eheh

The following portfolios r missing:
Health
Finance
Defense
Social Welfare and Labor
Education and Culture
ruck Posted on 15-Jul-03 09:42 PM

"Education and Culture" ta who else but hamri aafani Sitara Didi ni Bhunte dai..
:-))
KaLaNkIsThAn Posted on 15-Jul-03 09:43 PM

pCharo!
Ho ni, kyaarnu, there are bunch of psycho's out there!
(that was a joke __ laugh now! hahaha.)
okay which 'reply' ko kura garya? refresh my memory! no, that's not refresh button!

Link jodum ta, So that I can reply, tarshi tarshi!!


SITARA JYU, aaaaaaaaaaach! what happend to my mahila bikaas mantralaya? Feri paani mantralaya mai pugi raa. Source Force Lagaam? Chalcha hola ni!!
>>Najar- Bidesh Bhraman mantri
aaaaaaaaanch!!
ruck Posted on 15-Jul-03 09:46 PM

"Social Welfare and Labor" Czar nai deserving hunu huncha hola yo padh lai....
GurL_Interrupted Posted on 15-Jul-03 09:47 PM

Pp do *sniff :'-("! :=D!

Make me ur advisor not a secretary ;-D! See, how handy information I can provide u with :=D! ;=D! We'll have two minds working behind one positioin!...how kooL is that? ;=D!
Bhunte Posted on 15-Jul-03 09:52 PM

hatterika ho ta ni kasto dimag ma sujhena malai....

Sitara-- Education n Culture
Ruck-- Bal Kalyan
SimpleGal -- Tourism
Bitchpatrol -- Defense
Guna dai -- Agriculture
Nepe -- Maha Mantri of Banana Republic
Ashu -- Commerce and Industy

.......
Bhunte Posted on 15-Jul-03 10:04 PM

Prem Charo lai Hawaii bibhag pani hajur
Bhunte Posted on 15-Jul-03 10:09 PM

Prem Charo-- Hawaii bibhag
roc1432 Posted on 15-Jul-03 11:41 PM

sabai jana. .mantri huney soor ma raichan. ma chahi sajhabadi (mawobadi ko bhatri sangathan) huney.. mantri haru ko ichhya bhanda mawobadi ko ichhya chado pura huncha ajkaal ta. ma ta sajhabadi ko supreme leader..the next possible prime minister of sajha.. . la kun chahi sajha govt. ko spokesperson ho.. meeting basnu paryo. .hami sajhabaadi ko demands haru govt ko samuu upasthit garnu paro ni.. ki kaso.. sakey samma chito garnu hola mantri jyu haru. .feri sajhabadi le sajha band garna naparos..
Signed
Rocram Dumberrai

bihana ko 3 bajey samma uthey pachi dimag ma yastai kura matra auchan bhane sunya thiye .aja dekhiyo pani.. :P

By the way Prime minister of Sajha chahi ko ni?? Tareymam
Neural Posted on 15-Jul-03 11:56 PM

If PM is one of the followings :

1) GP
2) Poonte dai
3) Ashu
4) IF
5) KK / simple gal / GI / Bhunte

pls post ur ideas.

phateko_kattu Posted on 16-Jul-03 12:15 AM

Mantri haru ko Namawaali baata ma lagayet thuprai yogya byekti haru ko naam chutna gayeko huna le ma RE-ELECTION ko maag gardai ahile baatai RELAY Anashan (Relay HUnger -Strike ) ko ghoshana gardachu !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

Relay anashan ma bhaag lina huna chahane byekti harule ,kripaya naam samabesh garnu hola !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dhaniya ko paat !thank U !!
phateko_kattu Posted on 16-Jul-03 12:24 AM

swagatam !!!!!!!!!

marich Posted on 16-Jul-03 05:47 AM

ma yeuta duita thaapau hai:

Biddyut tatha aapurti mantri _ DWI

latta kapada tatha udhyog mantri _ Phateko_ kattu

sahitya tatha sanskriti mantri - Gokul ra wizard ofoz, palai palo 6 mahinako darle

aru chahi pachi..
Rusty Posted on 16-Jul-03 05:55 AM

Aaach!! Trikal, nice one.. Me ganabajana mantri re?? Testo pani huncha ra? Tyo ta manoranjan mantri Poonte lai nai dinu parcha.

Ani! Naya mantri mandal lai badhai cha. Ramrari ghus khanu( time is short), desh lai haddi chuse jastai chusnu, ani tyammke bhudi padkaira kaalo car ma chadera hinnu...lol.

Hamro Pradhan mantri haro le mantri mandal ghathan garda, Sports/Athletics tira chai dhyanai chaina... No wonder, why most of the Nepalese develop Pot-belly:P

I add one-
DWI = Sports Minister
AX = Assistant Sports Minister;)

Najar = Health plus Bidesh Bharaman Mantri:)






Arnico Posted on 16-Jul-03 06:07 AM

I hereby nominate ISOLATED FREAK for PRESIDENT, not just of sajha, but of Nepal!

najar Posted on 16-Jul-03 06:38 AM

lol...yet another crisp thread! hilarious......

let me add a few ministerial positions to the aforementioned cabinet, if i may..afterall, haamro desh maa chali aayeko brihat mantrimandal ko legacy sajha maa pani ta maintain garna paryo

Shree San jyu--Sajha Prime Minister
Villagevoice--Sajha Communication tathha patrakaarita bibhaag
Sitara--Children and Social welfare
Simplegal--Psychology bibhaag
M.P--Satire and Humor bibhaag
DBB--Sajha dharma (religious) mantri, the YOUNGEST mantri in the mantrimandal
Horizon--Sajha Annual Convention mantri
Soleil--Sajha Proscrastination mantri
Poonte--Sajha BOINI (sisters) bibhaag :)
Oys_chill--Sabai bhanda pyaro mantri :)
Suna--Mahila kalyaan mantri
Gunaraj--Agriculutre and cooperative development mantri
Kalankisthan--Impression Management mantri lol...

la aru pachhi ..........keep pn adding......



KaLaNkIsThAn Posted on 16-Jul-03 06:47 AM

Dhadhali bho Najar Jyu! Dhaadhali!!

Oys lai lakha lakha, haamlai paakha paakha?
Ma pani roc1432 jastai Sajhabaadi banchu baru! eh.
Impression management mantri re bhanya chai ke ni? Job description paam na ho ;)
isolated freak Posted on 16-Jul-03 07:06 AM


Sajha Adhirajya ko Sambidhan 2059 ko Dhara 420 Prayog Garee Dehaye Bamojim ko Mantrimandal Gathan Gariyeko Cha:

San: Pradhan Mantri, Raxya Tatha Rajdurbar Mamila Mantri

Arnico: Ban, Batabaran Tatha Bhu Samraxyan Mantri

Ashu: Artha, Banijya Tatha Udhyog Mantri

Poonte: Sthaniya Bikash Mantri

Oys: Bigyan Tatha Prabidhi Mantri

Trikal: Sanskriti Tatha Paryatan Mantri

Sitara: Sixya Tatha Khelkood Mantri

KalankiSthan: Griha Mantri

DWI: Pararastra Mantri

Najar: Swastha Mantri

SimpleGal: Mahila Bikash Mantri

Parmendra: Yatayat Mantri

Deep: Shram Mantri

Jira: Apurti Mantri

NoName: Samsadiya Byabastha Mantri

Dilasha: Samanya Prashasan Mantri

Czar: Suchana Tatha Sanchar Mantri

GP: Jalashrot Mantri

Yo Mantrimandal ko JImmewari Deehaya Bamojim Raheka Chan:

1. YathaSambhav Sajha ma Shanti Sthapana Garne
2. Sajha ko Bikash ka Lagee Brihat Rana-Niti Tarjuma Garne
3. Desh bhitra Tatha desh Bahira Raheka Yogya Janashakti Lai Rastra Bikash ma Lagna Utprerit Grane


Arnico bro,

Ma jasto le tyastoMahatwapurna Jimmewaripurna, Atyantai Gareema Purna Kaam garna Nasakne Bhayeko Le, Haal Lai Yaha ko Manonayan Firta Liyee Dinu Huna Binamra Anurodh Gardachu.





najar Posted on 16-Jul-03 07:15 AM

Freak jyu!

kyaa pick gardyaa freak jyu le!! :))

Tara tyaha euta kura ko kami bhayo. Aba sajha adhiraajya bhane pachhi ta maharaja pani chaaiyo ni. Tes kaaran sajha adhiraajya ko maharaja shree 7 (6th title ta Poonte le malai diyi sakyo) Isolated Freak < /b>manonit hoibakseko chha. Lau Isolated Freak Maharaj ko jai hos :)
isolated freak Posted on 16-Jul-03 07:21 AM

Sajha-ma Haal Bidhyaman Asahaj Rajnaitik, Arthik Tatha Samajik Paristhti Lai Bichar Garee Mqathi Ullekheet Mantri Mandal Ka Sadasya Haroo Ma Dehaye Bamojim Ka Jimmewari Thaap gariyeka Chan:

San: Thread Gayab Garne

Arnico: Thread Khojne

Ashu: Postings Ma Bheyko Factual Errors Lai Tarka Diyera Sudharne

Najar: Arnico Sanga Milera Harayeko Thread Khojne

Poonte: Kumari Sali ko Lagee Yogya Keta Khojne

Oys: Bela Bela Ma Senior mantri Haroo ko Birodh Garne

Trikal : Yo MantriMandal kati Din Tikcha Bhanera Hisab Garne, Jokhana garne Tatha Graha Dasha Shanta Garne

Sitara: Upayukta Mauka ma Zen Dharma Prachar garne

KalankiSthan: Bela Bela ma Muscle Dekhyare Birodhi Tharkaune, Kahile Kahi Battis Wata Daat Dekhayera Mantri Banaune

DWI: Bidesh ma Sanchalan Bhai Raheko Bibhinna Khelkood Haroo Bare MantriMandal Lai Abagat Garaune

SimpleGal: BIdesh Ma Mahila Haroo ko Sthiti Bare MantriMandal Lai Abagat Garaune. Samaya ra Sandarbha Le Arko Artha Nalahema, Bibhinna Nari Pradhan Patra Patrika Ma Prakasit Bhayeka Sundari Mahila Harooko Tasveer Prativedan Ka Saath Pradhan Mantri Lai Bujhaune

Parmendra: Purva-Paschim, Uttar Daxin Truck Chalaudai, Sadak ko Yatra-Tatra Chariyera Raheka Deha Byapar Kendra Haroo Barey MantriMandal ma Gopya Pratiwedan Bujhaune


aaru Pachi. Part 2









isolated freak Posted on 16-Jul-03 07:23 AM

KalankiSthan: Bela Bela ma Muscle Dekhyare Birodhi Tharkaune, Kahile Kahi Battis Wata Daat Dekhayera Mantri Banaune == Mitra Banaune
isolated freak Posted on 16-Jul-03 07:32 AM

Deep: Purana Hindi Filmi Katha Lai Nepali Paribesh Ma Dhalera Sunaune

Jira: Upayukta Samaya Ma Chutikla Sunayera Mantri Mandal ko Manoranjan Garne

NoName: JHagada Chutyaune, Dosh Dekhaune Tatha Lecture Diney

Dilasha: Deepressed Mantri Haroo Lai Dilasha Diney, MantriMandal ko Baithak ma Asali Thakali Chiya Supply Garne

Czar: Computer Kasari Hack garne, Ressh Uthyo Bhane Kasari Virus Banaune Tatha Aru Lai Sabhya Dhang Le Gaali Garna Sikaune

GP: MantriMandal Lai Physics KO Gyan Diney, Cake Supply Garne Tatha Japani Porno Videos ko Adhyayan Garera Gopya Pratiwedan Bujhaune







lalpari Posted on 16-Jul-03 07:33 AM

Hey, how come I did not get any posts? I am going to start a 50 phase protest against this administration and go on hunger strike... two hours at a time!! :)
DWI Posted on 16-Jul-03 07:35 AM

I am little lost.
Yo mantri mandal kati chado chado change bha ho? Or is it a satire to our own cabinet? Khelkud ma manonit bhai rako ta PM jyu le Pararastra ma khataunu bhayechha.

I agree with Arnico and like in Panchayat, if a Mantri's bhot counts, I would propose the following nominations:

PM: Isolated_Freak
next important cabinet to PM (GrihaMantri?): Ashu
Finance Minister: Paschim
Education Minister: Logical_Sense/ GP
Communication: Rusty

All other cabinets are recommended to be retained as proposed earlier.

isolated freak Posted on 16-Jul-03 07:36 AM

Lalpari, ChipleDhunga,NK, MissGurung, Suva Chintak, Sadbichar, Soleli lai Haal Bina Bibhagiya Mantri (Ministers Without Portfolios) Niyukta Gariyeko Cha.

isolated freak Posted on 16-Jul-03 07:37 AM

next important cabinet to PM (GrihaMantri)

DWI bro,

Next important cabinet to PM is pararashtra Mantri.

isolated freak Posted on 16-Jul-03 07:38 AM

next important cabinet to PM (GrihaMantri)

DWI bro,

Next important cabinet to PM is pararashtra Mantri.

DWI Posted on 16-Jul-03 07:40 AM

Lau tyahi bho Ashu lai. Thank you Prime Minister jyu. (Although I still don't understand the gauge for 'Importance').
lalpari Posted on 16-Jul-03 07:42 AM

Thank you Isolated freak Ji,

But I have few questions?

Do I get all the benefits of holding the chair. Will I have access to the big commissions from foreign engineering consulting companies? Will my brothers and sisters be able to go shopping in the sarkari car? Will I be able to go on goodwill trips to foreign countries and get bhatta from the government?Will there be paved road leading to my house?

If not I am still continuing my protests and hunger strike ... well not a complete hunger strik... I will drink liquid ... a glass of brandy or two!!
isolated freak Posted on 16-Jul-03 07:43 AM

Its an important position because its you who is responsible to promote and inform your national interests abroad. Also, you are the one to let the international community know what's happening in Sajha. hehehe... Aid and Aids all come because of you.. so, you are important...

isolated freak Posted on 16-Jul-03 07:45 AM

Lalpari, yes, you get all those benifits/facilities.

But Keep on staying hungry. You look good with few kilos off. :-)

Its Gaijatra k...
najar Posted on 16-Jul-03 07:50 AM

Freak says to DWI : "Aid and Aids all come because of you"

I know it is not addressed to me, but as a minister of health (ahem ahem) could not help inquiring whether you meant AIDS as in assistance or as in acquired immunodeficiency syndrome :P

in jest hai
lalpari Posted on 16-Jul-03 07:53 AM

Swastha ko lagi thikkai huncha you hunger strike pani. Tara arko yeoota sano kura. One more thing, Isolated Freak JI, tyo cha ni mero chora, mero kanch chora... America janchu America janchu bhaner dherry bhai sakkyo ous le pireko...Shiksha matri jyu sita khusukka kura garera ous lai uta tira ... bujnu bhyena!! ;) Party garna, I mean padna pathaunu paryo!

Tes pach mero complete support you Sajha administration lai!!
Bal Matlab Posted on 16-Jul-03 08:18 AM

Ohh ho ke ho esto. Sajha ma ta ke ke bhaye cha ni... Maile chinya manche haru kata puge..?? PM cm ni chinya cha..griha mantri ni ..aba ta mero promossion huni bho jasto cha.. Aba chahi ghus khani thau ma sarwa huni bho.
Poonte Posted on 16-Jul-03 08:32 AM

Shree Saat Mahaaraajaadhiraaj Isolated Freak ki...JAI!
Shree Saat Mahaaraajaadhiraaj Isolated Freak ki...JAI!!
Shree Saat Mahaaraajaadhiraaj Isolated Freak ki...JAI!!!

Sarkaar,

Hajur le haamro pyaaro Sajha adhiraajya ko bikas, shaanti ra pragati laai madhya najar raakhibaksera ma yo tuchhya praani Poonte laai samet mantri mandal ma samaabesh gari bakseko maa sarkaar ko ganaaune godaa ko paani piuna haajeer chhu, sarkaar, jo hukum!

Sarkaar, yas naya mantri mandal gathan gariyeko shuv awasar maa, bharai thik saade saat baje mero jhupadi ma thulo ramaailo kaaryakram garne anumati chaahanchhu, sarkaar, jo hukum! 200 bottle Blue label, 150 bottle Chivas, ra 100 bottle Dimple jhikyauna hajur baata haamra maananiya Artha Mantri jyu laai hukum baksina ma anurodh takryaunda chu, sarkaar jo nigaaha! Saathai, bidesh baata aek darjan ardha-nangini haru pani jhikyauna paaye soon maa sungandha thapine thiyo, sarkaar...mananiya Hawaai tatha Udyan mantri jyu laai, hamro rashtriya hawaai jahaaj, Sajha Air, ma 12 wata seat ni:shulka milauna pani hukum baksela, sarkaar! Baanki sekuwa, bandel ra hareen ko sukuti ko byawasthaa haamraa Sajha Senaa kaa adhyakchhya, Mahaarathi Bitchpatrol le bandobasta garisaknubho...sarkaar laai kunai sankoch paremaa hukum hos, sarkaar jo hukum!

Bharai ko jamghat maa sarkaar pani munti baksela bhanne aashaa gardachhu...sarkaar ko sawari chalaauna duita Hero cycle, paanch wata Korean cycle ra euta Vikram tyaampoo ko byabasthaa pani haamra maananiya Yataayat Mantri Paramendra jyu le gari saknu bhayeko jaankaari hajur samakchhya takryaundachhu, sarkaa, jo hukum! Katai jhukkiyera kaancho maasu ko sewan le kasaiko pet gadbad huna pugiyelaa ki bhanne dar le, sabadhaani purbak haamri maananiya Swastha Mantri Najar jyu le pani asti bharkharai Haiti ko bhraman ma rahanu hundaa tyahan ko Central Haiti General Hospital sanga 500 prati sui, 1000 sisi Peptobismal jhikyauna samjhauta gari saknu bhayeko jaankaari pani hajur samachhya takryaunda chhu, sarkaar biraani bhaye maafi jaaher hos!

Jamghat ko manoranjan ko nimitta Sikshyaa tathaa Sanskriti Mantraalaya le pani jod-daad ko prayaash jaari rakhiraheko suchanaa maile paayeko chhu, sarkaar. Samaaj Kalyaan Mantri, Maananiya Ruck chaai garbawati hunu bhayeko kaaran le bharai ko kaaryakram maa upasthit huna nasaknuhune khabar pani paaiyeko chha, jo hukum.

Yas sukhad upalakshya maa, naach-gaan, khaan-pin gari ramaailo garibaksana sarkaar awasya pani munti baksanchha bhanne aasha gardachhu...shikaar ra whiskey pani khub ghichi baksanchha re sarkaar le, tesaile sarkaar le kashtha gari mero jhupadi tarfa muntera mari baksyo bhane ma aafulaai aho-bhagyamaani thaanne thiyen, sarkaar, johukum, jo nigaaha!

Hajur ko paau ko bhakta sewak,
Hajur kaa goda kaa mayal,
Tuchhya praani,

Maananiya Poonte.

PS: Sarkaar, Mahaaraajaadhiraj laai aeklo raheko shova diyena, sarkaar...bharai ko jamghat ma dui-chaar woti nakharmaauli Mahaaraani-yogya taruni haru ko pani khoji garine chha!
Bond-007 Posted on 16-Jul-03 08:56 AM

Nepe Ji, Help!!!

"Yi Rajabadi bajiya harule desh badi chudi khana lage!" "Desh bachaun ganatantra lyaun!"

I propose "Nepe" to be the interim president of Ganatantra Nepal! His cabinet to be announced in consultation with the revolutionary command. This cabinet will run day to day activity of the country and hold general election in no later than 6 months.

Jai Democratric Republic of Nepal!!

:)
Poonte Posted on 16-Jul-03 09:12 AM

Shree Saat Mahaarajdhiraaj Isolated Freak ki...JAI!!!

Sarkar,

Yee baampanthi ugrabaadi haru umlana thaalae...sankatkaal po ghoshanaa garibaksanchha ki? Senaapati Bitchpatrol laai daakam, sarkaar?

Jo hukum!

Shree Pashupati naat ko kripaa le tee baampanthi harulaai Bagmati le bagaaoon!
Deep Posted on 16-Jul-03 09:30 AM

Haina, ma ke mantri ho khas?

yo ta Nepal bhanda ni charko bho ni ta. Mantri banaunekai thegan bhe na. IF kahile PM re kahile Sree 7 re, kahile Arnico le mantri banaune kahile najar le--kahile kahile kahile kalle ---herda herdai dui charsaya mantri--eutai postma dherai matri---nata bada kripabad pani---bhadra gol hun layo---prabho! khai ma ta ranabhulla ma pare. Ek chilim tanera baru pashupati mandirko debre patti ko height ma basera bhajan gauna janu paryo kyare!

Ma jasto alchhi lai sram mantralaya rey! guhar guhar!

ani ma jasto lyang fyang sangs khule aam bhako manchhe lai rahasyamaya mantralaya pani rey! Marena aba?

Malai prem tatha sambandhit mantralaya ni dyao na yaar kasaile--baru euta tarunilai mantri banaidyao hai ani malai sahayak mantri banaidiye ni hunchha. geet gaudai gaudai khusi bhera je kam laye ni garchhu. kassam! chicken chilli khane!
isolated freak Posted on 16-Jul-03 09:35 AM

Deep Bro: Shram Mantri (minister for labor)

Poonte jyu,

aaba k bhanu...ma pani sarkar ko pau ko ananya sewak parey, tyasaile sarkar sita malai tulana nagari dinu hola.

namaste
Gunaraj Posted on 16-Jul-03 09:41 AM

Ehehehehehe,

Ma mantri? Tyo pani Bal Kalyan? Ajhai Agriculture and Cooperative?

Lau dau, chalaidinchhu... Chemical fertilizer kasari pachaunu parchha bhanne formula chain thaha payeko chhu pahad ma kam garda... ke garnu afu teti khera sarkari karmachari pani bhaiyena... rajniti ma pani gaiyena... ahile chain...

Athawa Health minister pani chalai dinchhu.... Yaun Rog tata HIV mantalaya pani hunchha... Tara sapath grahan chain July 23 pachi matra... Surgery garnu chha euta this week ma...

suva chintak Posted on 16-Jul-03 09:45 AM

Poojyu,

(Ssssh...keept it just between you and me...top secret stuff):

Bond-007 is neither a ugrabadi nor a republican! He is on deputation from Her Britannic Majesty's Secret Servie (with licenese to kill, of course) to finish off the Nepali ganatantra badis! He is now in an undercover mode to lure, infiltrate, and then bust the republicans in Nepal for once and all!

He has everything under control, once the sizzling Nepali Bond girl joins him in this mission, the ganatantra crap is set to go up in style...bam bam boom!!

If you don't believe me, read Nepalnews.com news: Having gotten wind of the new Bond-007 mission to Nepal, Girija Bau today retracted his republican campaign from his hometown, Biratnagar!

Thy kingdom come!
Logical Sense Posted on 16-Jul-03 09:48 AM

Kya Fasaad,

I was preparing for the inaguaration speech for the 'Logic and Ligistic' ministry suddenly I was nominated for 'Education Ministry'. I have to re-write the whole five pages again.

Oh well, can't I have both? I love to be 'Logical Education Minister', I would love to revamp the education system of Nepal.

Good luck to everyone else.

Also, I propose one mroe portfolio:

Sajha Mantri - this ministry is headed by all currently registered users of Sajha, 86 to be precise at this moment. So, it is going to be musical chair and everyone needs to be logged in to be a minister, ha ha!!!
Bhunte Posted on 16-Jul-03 11:01 AM

Oh kya ho! ....ma sutirako mauka ma katti ota mantri mandal gathan bighatan bhayechha ta overnite ma...
NK Posted on 16-Jul-03 11:07 AM

Harey IF, malai pani mantri ko paud diya bhanya? tyo pani a "bina bibhagya mantr"!! How embarrassing!:) Well, maybe that's what an inactive member of Sajha gets and deserves. :))
Bond-007 Posted on 16-Jul-03 11:12 AM

Suva chintak Ji,

-----------Bond-007 is neither a ugrabadi nor a republican! He is on deputation from Her Britannic Majesty's Secret Servie (with licenese to kill, of course) to finish off the Nepali ganatantra badis! He is now in an undercover mode to lure, infiltrate, and then bust the republicans in Nepal for once and all! -----------

Busted! I am in trouble now!! Are you a Scotland yard insider? :)

suva chintak Posted on 16-Jul-03 11:32 AM

Bond-007,

Your cover is still good Sir, only the privileged few who have access to M know of your real mission to Nepal. So no worries, you are not busted, but about to bust them (the bad guys) big time!

Long live the Queen, and the King!!
Arnico Posted on 16-Jul-03 11:42 AM

NO I DID NOT NOMINATED ISOLATED FREAK FOR PRIME MINISTER.

I NOMINATED HIM FOR PRESIDENT!!!!

... or does anyone else have a better idea to turn sajha's most hardcore monarchist into a republican... than to offer him power? To offer him the glimpse, the dream, that if only there were a republic he could be president one day?

;)



Bond-007 Posted on 16-Jul-03 11:45 AM

----------... or does anyone else have a better idea to turn sajha's most hardcore monarchist into a republican... than to offer him power? To offer him the glimpse, the dream, that if only there were a republic he could be president one day?----------


Arniko, the president maker! *Chanakya* of 21st century!! :)
marich Posted on 16-Jul-03 11:54 AM

NK
maile ya peon ko kam pa chaina, yetro sabaiko chakadi garera, chalta purja bhayera, dhupauro balera kudda ta, aba active matrai bheyra mantri huna paune bha bhe ta ma ahile samma PRadhan mantri ko hajur bau bhaisaknu parne..Hoina?

( jiskya matrai hai..nahannush ni tyo chappal le pheri.. )

sabailai pad pauna hatar, mantri bha dui ghantamai aids ra aid kai kura garna hatar, Bibhag ra mantralaya ra yojana ko gharcha bibaran tayar parnai hatar, hami jasto sangharshil karyakarta lai birsina hatar..ke matlab aayo jindagi khapayeko, ghar na pariwar, jawani na umer garera, gau gau ma gayera kam gareko..ahile chahiya bela peon ko jagir khana lai yesto dukha..thuiiiiiiiiiiiiiye
suva chintak Posted on 16-Jul-03 11:55 AM

Arnico,
The Maoists already tried that trick on Gyanendra and Birendra, but the royals weren't buying any of it. So let's see if IF falls for it!
SITARA Posted on 16-Jul-03 02:25 PM

Bond ji good one about Arniko the "Chanakya"! But "Arthashastra" was definitely written by Kautilya (IF ; so there seems to be an identity confusion between Arniko the Chanakya and IF the Kautilya). Here comes your role in decoding the the Presidentmaker vs, the Kingmaker!!! ;)

Presenting.......... Bond 007, Head of CIAA of the Republic Sajha!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)
lalpari Posted on 16-Jul-03 02:28 PM

Hey I wanna be the king.... please!!! Paisa dinchu! Dherry dinchu!!!
Arnico Posted on 16-Jul-03 02:49 PM

hey this thread is turning into a fun game. Trikal, thanks for starting it.
khimu Posted on 16-Jul-03 02:50 PM

election ladne sadne haina Afno manchhe lai chhani chhani high position ma rakhirahe ka chhan

IF dai ko position chahi thik chha
noname Posted on 16-Jul-03 04:00 PM

Ha ha...I never though even a 'noname' can feature in here! Thanks to IF, I am in! (>>NoName: JHagada Chutyaune, Dosh Dekhaune Tatha Lecture Diney : Bafre...jamma 3 wata postings in 15 days...bibhag chahi tyasto......i have to be cautious!)


Hya..ke marji bha! yo purush pradhan mantri mandal le kehi lachardaina hamro nepala....Yata dhyan dinus..mahila pradhan mantrimandal chahinchha....percentage ko aadhar ma kehi purush lai chance dinu parchha

Pradhanmantri: NK (With a stick)
Sikshya: Sitara (Without keyboard)
Artha and samaj kalyan: Ruck (Provided leave is guaranteed around Tihar!)
Paryatan: Najar (Dhungri Kan ma , Bulaki Nak ma , Najar Rato gunyu ma)
Communication: Dilasha (San will help her!)
Food supply, Bidesh: Suna (Few hands to help her from far-far west!)
Batabaran: Arnico (With a camera)
Aviation: Czar (Without Thesarus!)
Technology and web management: Shefali (Modelling not allowed!)
Sthaniya: Vivid (Percentage ko hisab golmal hune bho!!)







SITARA Posted on 16-Jul-03 04:21 PM

Noname- Dept of Secular Religion (With or without Allegories)
Whine and Chij- Department of Food and Beverage
Deep- Department of Literature
Simple Gal- Department of Psychology
Qallu- Department of Ethics
Parmendra- Department of Affirmative Action
Phateko- Kattu- Department of Cottage industry
SITARA Posted on 16-Jul-03 04:24 PM

Biruwa- Department of horticulture and fertilization

:P
Bond-007 Posted on 16-Jul-03 04:28 PM

Sitara Ji,

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, good choice of ministers and ministries!

SITARA Posted on 16-Jul-03 04:31 PM

Bond 007- Jasoos tatha Sulsooley Bibhag!!!

hehe ye hajur, kata bepatta?
suva chintak Posted on 16-Jul-03 04:56 PM

Come on,
How can you forget to fill one of the most important ministries, the Ministry of Women and Social Welfare?

I propose Sitarajyu for the same.

Aba balla balla adha dharti bokeka mahila didi bahini haru ko bikas hune bho bhanne kura ma ma dhukka chu!

Jai Nepal!
SITARA Posted on 16-Jul-03 05:04 PM

Suva chintak ji:

Thank you thank you! and I will make you the head of my women' welfare department of Eve Teasing and Beauty Pageant!

Or how about head of the Department of Human interactions and Research:
We'll send you to Land Down Under to participate in a resently published research on Men and Women's health: A joined Collaboration

:P
noname Posted on 16-Jul-03 05:08 PM

Niyamapatti!
Shapath grahan nagari mantri harule jathavabhi bolnu bhayena...YO Kuber sharma le ke sikayera gayo...ke !

Mantri mandal vistar gariyo bhane suva chintak lai RAJDURBAR MANORANJAN MANTRI dinu parchha...Aru kura tyastai ho!
suva chintak Posted on 16-Jul-03 05:15 PM

Meri bassi!!

Yo Sitara jyu le ta bolyo ki polyo!! Bhagnai besh hola jasto cha yeta bata...kata ko nava ko nava ko eve teasing, beauty peageant, kata ko ke thari research re! Afu sojho gaunle thito lai testo kehi tha hunu and khanu.

Sitara jyu, testo arop le ta sarai marka po parne bho, ali kam garna milcha ki?
SITARA Posted on 16-Jul-03 05:25 PM

Suva ji: hehehe!

How about being my personal proof-reader for my Sajha bhashans? We could compromise you know! It is a covetted position: Esl ji has been kindly providing voluntary services for me.

corrections:

recently*, women's*


:P
suva chintak Posted on 16-Jul-03 05:47 PM

Sitarajyu,

I would consider it my utmost
privilege to work as your proof-reader for your bhasans. But with Mr. eSL champin' (just to cause him more linguistic heart burn!), my Punjabi ko dhaba ma seke ko English does not stand a chance. Unless, of course, you are willing to source-force on my behalf, please!

Nepe Posted on 16-Jul-03 05:59 PM

Oho ! Eti chadai Gaijatra shuru bhaisakechha ! Ma ta M.P. ko 'Paramendra appointed the Prime Minister' jastai hola bhanthane ko ta bhadragol po rahechha. Anyway, the most apt appoinment was for Phateko Kattu ji- 'Latta Kapada tatha Udhyo Mantralaya' by Marich and 'Dept of Cottage Industry' by Sitara.

Bhunte ji,

Thank you hajur ! Maha Mantri of Banana Republic ! Tasteful choice ! Tyo Banana hoina Banamla Republic hola.


Bond-007 ji,

Ke bhaneko ? Khai ma ta rajabadi mantri ta IF ra SC bahek ek jana pani dekhdina. Poonte ji ko kura baata jukkinai pardaina. Aba tyo bampanthi ugrabadi bhaneko chai rausi laagera hola.Eh haina haina balla bujhen. Uha le UGRAbadi hoina AGRAbadi bahneko ho tyo. Timeru agadi agadi gayera baato banaideu, ma chahi tyo bato ma bistaarai bistaarai bhaladmi para le aaunchhu bhannu bha ho Poo jyu le. Khai bujheko ?

Banki rahe khaantti rajabadi haru. Tinko ke kura garai bho ra. IF himself does not know how paradoxical his adhirajya has become when a commoner (himself) is wearing the crown. SC is busy inventing enemies, war and declaring victory ( It's not in my knowledge that Girija had said his andolan was to establish a republic and now he is abandoing it !)


Bhunte Posted on 16-Jul-03 06:50 PM

Nepe ji,

hajur lai dui-char din bhayo nadekheko....kaha ke ma besta ho hajur? ani tyo Sajha Hari Bansa ko euta gajal jawos na hajur....
isolated freak Posted on 16-Jul-03 07:00 PM

hmmm tyhis thread is indded turning into a fun game..

K bhanne.. Saathi Haroo ko Maya, Bishesh Garee Arnico Jyu ko Biswas, Sadvav Tatha Manonayan Prati Dhanyabaad Gyapan Gardai, Feri Ek Chhoti Afno Uhi Purano Bichar Abhibyakta Garna Chahanchu:

Ma Ta Euta Sadharan Rajbhakta Tatha Deshbhakta Nepali, Kunai Mahatwapurna Byakti Hoina. Euta Sadharan Bhanda Sadharan Manche. Feri Jaha Samma Malai Lagdacha, Rastra Bikash Ma Lagna Kunai Paad Tatha Daitwo Grahan Garnai Parcha Bhanne Chaina.Hami Haroo Le Afno Kaam Nistha Purbak, Imandarikasaath, Lagansil Bhayera Garyau Bhane, Haami Le Prataxya Tatha Aprataxya Roop Ma Desh Bikash Ma YOgdaan Puryai Raheka Hunchau.

Haal Hamro Rastra Ma Bibhinna Rajnaitik Daal Harooko Padiya Swartha, Kursi Moha ra Dalgaat Swartha ka Karan Utpanna Bhayeko Asahaj Rajnaitik Paristhiti, ra Tyalle Lyayeka Bibhinna Samasya Ka Nikash Khojna Desh Ma Sthaitwa Tatha Bikas, Shanti Tatha Ekata Atayawasyak Bhayeko Cha. Nepal Adhirajya ko Itihas Herne Ho Bhane Pani, Nepal Adhirajya Ma Kunai Pani Euta Yesto Samaya Chaina, Jasma Prajabatsal Raja Haroole Janata ko Dukha, Samasya Haroo Nirakaran Garna Aafno Jyan ra Gaddi KO Baaji Nalayeka Hun. Tyasaile, Haal Ko Asahaj Paristhiti Ma Kewal Rastra Nayak Shri Panch Maharajadhiraj Gyanendra Bir Bikram Shah Dev Sarkar ko Kushal Netritwo Ma Matra Desh Ma Shanti, Sthaitwa Tatha Bikash Ko Lahar Chaune Bhayeko Le, Feri rastraNayak Pratiko Afno Bhakti Ra Biswas Prakat Gardachu.

harek Nagarik ko Rastra Prati Euta Daitwa Huncha, Tyo Daitwo-Bodh Bhayera Sucharu Dhang Le Aafno tarfa Bata Rastra Nirman Ma Dhyan Diye Bholi Ko Nepal Euta Samunnat Nepal Banne Cha, Rastra, Rastra Nayak Ra Janata Haroo ko Bich ko Samikaran (equation) Lai Nabigari, Bikash NIrman Ko karya Ma Aghi Badhnu Nai Hami Sabaiko Sajha Kartabya Ho, Hoina Ra?



Bhunte Posted on 16-Jul-03 07:06 PM

IF jyu, Darbar school ko product ho?....eheheh
isolated freak Posted on 16-Jul-03 07:17 PM

hoina
khimu Posted on 16-Jul-03 07:22 PM

Freak dai kya gajab ko lekhai chha ni?
100% nepali nai hunuhudo rahe chha hajur ta malai ta tesari nepali ma lekhna Audaina yaar but i am trying hehe


phateko_kattu Posted on 16-Jul-03 07:41 PM

khimui ,
Nepali barnamaala Ko "ka" dekhi "Gya" samma bhanna ra lekhna aaucha ki aaudaina ? nadhati bhanata .

Ani aaucha bhane kina aaucha ? ra aaudaina bhane kina aaudaina ? tyo pani khulasta parata .
lonely Posted on 16-Jul-03 07:54 PM

phateko_kattu,

aaye pani reason chaiyo, naayae pani reason, yo ta aati bhayo ni....herus, malai ta aaunna....

lekhna ta aaucha, tara ka kha ga gha .....gardai ta garho cccha... aaudaina...:(

khimu Posted on 16-Jul-03 08:19 PM

mula ko namai padhera haso utchha "Phateko kattu" re!

ka, kha ta lekhna aihalchha ni mula nepali vocabulary po kamjor chha bhane ko ta

ani what is that " Auchha bhane kina auchha, audaina bhane kina audaina"

phateko kattu talera lagauna bhaihalchha bhane ko ho ki kya ho !


"ka, kha , ga, gha , angari master ji ko tangari" bhannya jhain
Bhunte Posted on 16-Jul-03 08:22 PM

Ok, IF jyu...

But, I still wonder if you got an opportunity to meet GBBS or PBBS anytime in the past...
Bhunte Posted on 16-Jul-03 08:29 PM

ani gai jatra kai prasanga ma IF jyu raj guru ancistry ko "IF Raj Pandey" ho?....(in jest)
KaLaNkIsThAn Posted on 16-Jul-03 09:29 PM

IF aafai Jhakri aafai Bokshi bhanya jastai aafai raja aafai rajguru.. hehe!

If le "The coming of Anarchy" purai padhya jasto cha. hehe...!

Dai bhancu, upaaye dim na bro! How to become sajha-badi and gather my own army. By defult, if you are 'raja', i am bidhrohi hehe!! Jugle pasne bela bho?
Alikati donation paam na before I leave.

isolated freak Posted on 16-Jul-03 09:40 PM

Hahha Bro,

Padhe yaar The Coming Anarchy, its a great book. especially the essay, "Was Democracy Just a Moment" is a wonderful, great, awesome, thought provoking essay. I totally agree with kaplan's views: Democracy is not a monolith, and its quite childish to imagine that what works in the US works everywhere.

isolated freak Posted on 16-Jul-03 10:14 PM

aani KK bro,

Jungle pasnu Ahile Ko Awastha Ma Auchitya Heen Ho. Jungle Pasera K Garne? Ahile Ko Rastriya Tatha Antarrashtriya Ghatanakram Bichar Garda, Sahar Ma Basera ShantiPurna Dhang Le, Tarka Diyera, Prajatantrik Mulya Ra Manyata Lai Atmasaath Gardai, Bistarai Aafno Euta Samuha/Dal Banayera, Prajatantrik Dhang Le, Sabai Lai Sametera Aghi Badhdai Afno Swartha Siddhi Garnu Nai Badhi Upayukta ra Shreyaskar Huncha Jasto Laghca Malai Ta..


Feri Birodh ko Lagi Birodh ko Sanskriti Le Hamilai Ekta Ko Sutra ma Badhdaina, Yesle Ta Hamilai Anekata-ko Gahiro Khaldo Ma Dhakelcha. Aaja KO Awasyakta, Ekta ho.. Aaunus Milaun, ra Rastranayak Ko Kushal Netritwa Ma Rastra Le Hamilai Sumpiyeko Daitwo Pura Garna Kaandh-ma-Kaandh Jodera Aghi Badhau..


GurL_Interrupted Posted on 16-Jul-03 11:05 PM

OmG! Ppppp!, I was thinking of heading towards the jungle also :=D! I've been thinking 'bout it for a whole day ;-) *Hehe*. Uhm...I think, I'm going to make an official announcement.

If Sarkar Jeu, the cabinet minsters and Sajhabasis,

I, G_I am officially announcing today ;-) my entry into the jungLe as a sajhabadi. I hope, despite my struggles in the jungle, trying to hide from the tigers, lions and other dyangerous animals, you will continue to support me. After all, I am one of ur kind ;-),! which I cannot guarantee 'bout the future. That is because, I am planning to do some serious hunting and learn to speak like my fellow animal frens in the jungle. Don't be surprised, if I return as a fierce huntress ;-)!

Lal Salaam ;-)!

:=D!
vivid Posted on 16-Jul-03 11:26 PM

Harey aja ko din ta ke suvha ki asuvha manne ho?
Hijo samma ta mantrimandal gathan-bigathan-punargathan ani mantri jyu haru ko bhasan sundai thiyen feri aja bihanai ta kanha bata percentage ko hisab nai golmal hune gari afno pani nam prastabit bhayeko dekhda ek chin yi ankha michya michyai bhaiyo ke.

Noname ji, ke ko rish ferai ho?
Anyway, mata feri natabaad ma khappis ni, baru sutukka bhani halam ta kun post hajur lai??
Baru tyo MOAC, Gunaraj mantri jyu swasthopachar ma bida basnu bha bela yeso 15 days lai matrai bhayeni chalamna painna bhane??, dharo dharma, tyo fertilizer herda pani herdina ke ma, ;).
Hoina bhane lagen ma pani KALANKISTHAN ji ka sath jungle, baru KALANKI ji, tyo BADAL ji ko post chain malai ni hai.
Bhunte Posted on 17-Jul-03 12:18 AM

Kalankisthan --- Ban mantri
Vivid-- ban rajye mantri
SimpleGal Posted on 17-Jul-03 01:23 AM

Oh my God, this thread is TOOOO funny yaar !! Katti hansnu??? Hansda Hansda ansu aayo....aba mero office partner le "SimpleGal, I think it is YOU who needs psych treatment, not those you claim should be helped" bhanla bhanne darr bhaisakyo !! : )
KaLaNkIsThAn Posted on 17-Jul-03 07:26 AM

You were thinking GI? oh my god!
(Yessssss!!)

You don't have to worry about dangerous animals when you are with me in the jungle. (worry about me and my dark side! ahem!). I'll support you rain or shine. Just make sure you visit the mall and buy some 'Jane from Tarzan' costumes before we head to the jungle. You can do the hunting, cooking, while I go take a power-nap (courtesy: Oys) all day long. hehe!! We can have barbeque at the back yard. Are you a good cook? You know, jungle life is little tough.
let me give you hint!

If you wanna leave take good care
Hope you have lot of nice 'Sheena Costumes' to wear
But then Kalanki might turn bad out there.

Ooh GI GI it's a wild world
It's hard to get by just upon a smile
Ooh GI GI it's a wild world
I'll always remember you as my kaam-red girl.

Well, let's take vivid with us (safeside, if you don't know how to cook)!
Vivid, you know how to cook don't you? Dharaniya style ma? I am sure you know the dishwashing. Okay, lets go kaam-red's... Let's go bajaaing baaja of Iso Raaja.

Welcome to the jungle.. he ha ha ha! (ROAR)

(I am seriously Joking hai, Dil pe patakkai matt le yaar!)

lalpari Posted on 17-Jul-03 07:50 AM

Yo ta bhayena ba ba ... ma suteko bela ma ta sabbai le ramro ramro post lee sake chan. Aaba ma underground gaera Sajha People's Revolution suru garchu. Sojho Sajha basi janta haru lai bhadkayera ra uchalera timi haru sabai lai na basnu na khanu pardinchu!! Tehi ta ho ni hamile Uttar tira ko desh baat sikeko!!
vivid Posted on 17-Jul-03 08:22 AM

No way!
Me not going to held the post of the KM and the DW, GRRRR KITTTTT........
Tired of all those works. Need a break, my dear KALANKI KAMRED.
Think I should stick to what I've been nominated for and not yearn for more, ;)
Lob le lav, lav le bilap! TY TY matrai bho.
Hajur ko kamred post rakhnus, lagen mata pratipakchya ko dabali ma bhok hattal ko samutghatan karyakram ma samosa ra chiya piuna, :)
KaLaNkIsThAn Posted on 17-Jul-03 08:30 AM

Vivid, the AcronymMinister? (I am really dumb when it comes to acronym)

Dude, are you thinking about practicing 'relay-ansaan'?
Sounds like fun to me, lets do it.
hehe!!

By the way, the offer is still open if you change your mind. You are perfect for any post you want, baadal, paani, aakash, raanko anything. la hai, gimme a beep!

Take care kaaam-red!
Bond-007 Posted on 17-Jul-03 09:14 AM

Sitara Ji,
------------Bond 007- Jasoos tatha Sulsooley Bibhag!!!
hehe ye hajur, kata bepatta?-------------

Kahan bepatta hunu hajur, hijo *Jaand tatha Bhatti Mantralaya* gako! Aali aali pra-tis chahiyo ni pachilaii!!

:)
Poonte Posted on 17-Jul-03 09:47 AM

Haina, yo Kalanki ra GI ko lop paryo ki ke ho?

Astinai kun geet sunera ho...kataa, kataa taaaaadhaa jaane bhandai thyo dubai jana...aba feri sanga sangai jungle pasne re! eheheh

Bajjiya, kalanki! Arkaaki chhori laai tettikai jungle pasaauna paayinchha? Pahila Mandir pasa...tikaa-taalo garesi maattra jungle pasni! Grrrrrrrrrrrr eheheh Feri jungle bhitra lagera alapattrai paardyo bhane ke garne? Baagh-bhaalu, chithuwa haru dangoor holaan bhitra...bangoor maatra bhayeta polera khaana hunthyo...baagh-bhaalu le ta aafaailaai chithorera khaidinchhan feri!

Ani, gamboot chha ki chhaina? Kaanda bijhlaa godaa maa...daaijo ma haaldim dui jor gamboot? eheheh

khimu Posted on 17-Jul-03 10:12 AM

salam sir!
salam-salam, tan kohos ni mula? (bhat bhateni store ma )

i am doorpale (guard) ni sir, pratinidhi sabha ko.chinnu bhayena khimu kya!

oh! ani what are you doing here? Duty chhadera.
Dabar lal dant manjan kinna Ayeko sir. pradhan mantri (isolated freak) le bhannu bhayo mula teeth brush gardainas ke ho, jahile pani salam bhanda tero mukh (mouth) hwassa ganau chha, teskaran manjan kinna ayeko sir.

la la thik chha,


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Neural Posted on 17-Jul-03 11:48 AM

Gunaraj jyu,

asadhyaee mitho tatha saral waakya maa prastoot garnu vaako chha...... hami prajaa lai aba kalyaan hune vayo.

great job............balla nepali maa mantri mandal gathan ko baare padhna majaaa aaayo :)))))

lalpari Posted on 17-Jul-03 11:52 AM

Hoina yesto kisim le kahan desh chalcha ... malai prime-sinister banaunu paryo ... ani ma dekhaune thiyen ... Nepal lai America jasto banai dinthen!!!
NK Posted on 17-Jul-03 11:53 AM

Who the hell is phateko kattu?? Does s/he post? Does s/he wear really a phateko kattu? Who has witnessed it, if so?

Very very funny guys and girls. Is gaijatra really here? When is it?
phateko_kattu Posted on 17-Jul-03 01:34 PM

Sarbapratham ta NK ji lai mero taraf baata 10 aaunla ko koti koti Namaskar !!!!!!!!

Mero barema dherai prashna rakhnu bhayeko raicha .Tesaile hajoor ko prashna haruka uttar haru maile dine prayaash gareko chu .

1 . Who the hell is phateko kattu ?
Ans - I am phateko kattu :D

2.Does she/he post ?
Ans - Ofcourse I do .

3 . Does she/he really wear phateko kattu ?
ANS= hajoor ko yo prashna nikkai ramro lagyo .Hernus NK ji tapaiko lekh haru nikkai padheko chu ,nikkai ramra chan .Tara tapai jasto prathistik lekhak le yo prashna sodhda malai jiu ma kaukuti layera ayo ba!!!!!!!! .
Nepal yeuta garib desh bhayeko hunale 60 % bhanda badi janata haru le kattu nai laudainan . Yesh sandharba ma ,phateko bhaye pani kattu lagaunu paunu k yo saubhagya ko kura hoina ra ??
Nattu Posted on 17-Jul-03 01:47 PM

NK Di,

Hosiyaar hai!! I'm not Phaateko Kattu. I just want to clear that up. Phateko Kattu dude is
funny and talented. He writes good. I like his word selections. Keep it up bro :-)

oohi

NKFAN # 1
NK Posted on 17-Jul-03 05:58 PM

Phateko kattu, thank you so much for taking some time from your busy mantralaya to answer my queries.

Nattu: No, no, you don't need to worry that I will confuse you with Phateko Kattu. BTW, are you *behaving* these days?

Gunaji, I really laughed when I saw you assigning Bhedo for gundagardi and jhanchbujh. lol
Gunaraj Posted on 17-Jul-03 07:49 PM

eheeh, aba opposition leader ko interview lindai chhu... bholi ko anka ma prakashit hunechha... sathai mantri mandal bistarko sambhawana pani badheko chha

GurL_Interrupted Posted on 17-Jul-03 10:55 PM

"oh my god! ," Oye Pp, Stop taking God's name in vain. He doesn't like it! :-)!

Why shouldn't I worry 'bout Dyangerrous Yanimals? *sniffle :'-(* *Meany-Head, *sob-sob* Aww, how am I going to wipe my tears in the jungle,? *Booo-Hooo, Sniff-sniff* Oye, u be mean to me there, I ma call my Pahelwan Tarzane on you :=D! Did I everrr tell u, I am a pehelwan's daughter? I have learned all kinds of kick-boxing, smashing and hitting tricks 4rm my Dad & his frens...so u betta watch out! *Grrrrr-Muahahahahaha!*

'bout cooking, don't even ask 'bout it! Just be ready to faint the first time u eat it...coz *yummy!* it's that delicious!...*hint-hint*>>>>>The best cook u'll everr find in the world :=D!...I guarantee, u won't vomit after u will taste the food. Had I not changed my plans to walk into the jungle, I would have become a chef! :=D!

Watchu talking 'bout? Being tough & all. Oh yeah! I'm tough all the way! ;=D! Berry Berry tough! Talking 'bout Berry Berry, *Oooh!, I can't wait to eat the wild berries in the jungle sitting on the elephants back and singing :=D! Hehe * Wheeeee! what a life that will be! ;=d! *Hehe!*


Lastly, send me a cheque soon...berry berry soon, so that I can go shopping for the Jane/Sheena/Xena/Charlies angels/Laura crafts clothes and shoes!

Okiez, Kaam-red!, waiting for a cheque Farom Ju!


Mero pyarrro Pooo dai,

Kalanki ka ra ma ta Kaam-reds haru pareu. Hajurr le ke testo kura garnu bhako? Ma ta ahile samma hajurr le jwai khojnu huncha bhanera dhukka le basiraheko thiye...kya ho yesto? Mero barema chinta nagarnu hola...kasaile kehi garna khoje...Maile ni janeko chu :=D! Esto kick hanidinchu kee, they'll come flying at ur feet.

Saachi dine ho gamboot daijo ma? Gunyo choli pathaidinchu...Euta jwai khojdinchu bhaneko haina? :'-( parkhera baseko ek barsa huna lagisakeu :'-(. Kyarne, hajurr le kehi garnu bhayena...teso bhayera nai ma hajurr ko Tarzane Jwai lai khojna jungle tira lageko. Bhayeni, yo bijuli patra padhne bittikai dui jori gamboot chai pathaidinu hola...euta mero lagi, arko mero ooha ko lagi *Oho, ooha bhanna pani laaj lageu, kata gayecha mero ghumto*;-) :=D!. Loo ta Poo dai, Hajurr ta manoranjan ko mantri hunu bhayecha...khusi lageu, eso karyakram haru huda khabar garnu hola...Moo ra mero jungle ka saathi haru ayera jungle dance pess garaula! Bhauju lai moori-mari sodheko cha bhandinu hola!

;-)!

p.s. mantri baneko bhoj parcel garera jungle ma pathaidinu hola...parkhera basne chu! :=D!
phateko_kattu Posted on 18-Jul-03 03:53 AM



Suchana ! Suchana !! SUchana !!!

Latta Kapada tatha Udyog Mantralaye Ko Jaroori Suchana !!!!!!!!

Hizo aja hamra nepali cheli beti harule paschimeli desh haruko sikho gari thorai bhanda thorai kapada lagai ,sampurna nepali janata haruko naak kaatna lageko hunale yo atyenta jaroori suchana prakashit gariyeko cha .

Tyesma pani ajkal naya fashion ko roop ma nikleko Low-Cut jeans hamro nepali cheli beti haruma pani nikkai prachalit bhayeko hunale yesh Latta Kapada tatha Udyog mantralaye le appatti janayeko cha .

Jhandai jhandai mal-dwaar nai dekhine gari Low-cut jeans lagayera hamra nepali cheli beti le kyarna khojeka hoon ???? yesko jawaaf dine cha kohi yehan ??? Women ,Children and Social Welfare minister Gore Bahadur Khapangi lai maile bhettaye bhane ,uha ko tuppi ra tyo lamo lamo daari ma samatera rowai rowai ghumauna sakina bhane mero naam PK hoina!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Sajhapoor ma boka haruko kami chaina katai Padma Kanya bhanera ryaal chuhaulaan ,PK bhaneko phateko kattu ).Aba dekhi kunai nepali cheli le low cut jeans lagayeko patto bhayema ,tehi low cut jeans le dhakna nasakeko bhaag ma 10 -10 choti shishnu pani le jowam jowam hanine gari ajkai miti dekhi yo kanoon laagu gariyeko cha .

yesai naya kanoon ko saath saathai yesh Latta Kapada tatha Udyog Mantrayako atyentai jehendaar karmachari shree Khimu ji lai CM jasto gaurabpurna sthaan ma niyukta gariyeko samachaar pani prakash ma lyauna chahanchu !!!!!!!!!!!!

Dhaniya ko paat !!!!!!!!! Thank U !!!!!!!!!

p/s CM = CHiya lyaunu Manager
phateko_kattu Posted on 18-Jul-03 04:03 AM

dhaiya ko paat !!!!!!!!!!!

khimu Posted on 18-Jul-03 04:58 AM

kantipur:- Q. khimu tapaile ahile darjanau chalchitra nikali saknu bho tara pani tes maddhe kunai pani HIT bhayena, yes ko bisaye ma tapaile k bhannu hunchha?

khimu:- A. Aba k bhanau mero story ta ramro hunchha tara hiro hironi ko acting ali ramro bhayena. tini harulai matra k dhos dine yo paisa ko lagani ma kami bhayo .


ktn:- Q. Tapai le bharkhar euta "NETA" bhanne chalchitra nikalnu bhaye ko chha, khas yo k ko bisaye ma liyera banaye ko chha ni?

khimu:- A. Yo chalchitra ma khas bhanne ho bhane hamro nepal ko rajnitik kura harulai liyera banaye ko chha. kha yo chalchitra ko mul bhubhak chahi 2006/7 saal tira ko Aandolan lai liyera banaye ki chha. It's like a historycall mive you know.

knt:- Q. ani yo nepali film industry ko kura garda dherai film haru ta hindi cinema ko copy gareko dekhinchha k yo sachikai ho ?

khimu:- A. kuano kunai hunchha tara mero chahi chhaina khas bhanne ho bhane yo culture, religion le pani ho e dui kura haru milne bhayeko le pani copy gareko jasto dekhinchha.

knt:- Q. Tapaile nepal bahira 2/3 ota chalchitra shooting garnu bho khas tesko mul karan k thiyo ni?

khimu:- A. karan ta kati chha kati tara pani mukhya karan k thiyo bhane yo hamra nepali haru bidesma gayera k kasari baseka chhan ra kasto kaam garchhan Afno parampara ra ritiriwaj lai kun ruple herdo rahechhan bhanne jasta bisayema liyera banaye ko chhu. bhanne ta kati kati thiyo tara time nabhaye kole ma yehi tungyau chhu.

knt:- Aba yo antim prasna, tapali aba bhabisya ma gayera k kasta chalchitra banaune bichar chha?

khimu:- A. khas mero bichar ma chahi gaun tira ko samasya lai liyera euta chalchitra banau ne bichar chha ra yo hamro desh lai kun rup bata agadi laijana sakinchha bhanne jasta kura lai sametera bhanaune bichar chha. khas mero bichar me k chha bhane ni yo chalchitra banauda sanchikai rup le real talim dinuka sathai chalchitra shooting oani garne. jun gaun ma shooting garinchha tehi gaun ko j sinemama dekhauchha tehi gaun ko lagi garidine tara paisa chahi dherai nai lagchha .


knt:- has ta khimu jii tapai ko yo amilya samai diyeko dherai-dherai- dhannebaad

khimu:- dhannebaad
phateko_kattu Posted on 18-Jul-03 05:49 AM

bhul sudhar !!!!!!!!!!




CM= Cinema minister .aghillo suchana ma chiya lyaune manager huna gayeko ma chyyamaprarthi chu .

[tauko samate ba !!! khimu ko buddi dekhera .akhir minister ko pad khoserai lagyo mora le :D]
KaLaNkIsThAn Posted on 18-Jul-03 08:47 AM

Ye G I ji, Lo ji suno ji.

eh... If God doesn't like mine takin' his name,whose name should I take? Oh my Jeniffer! Oh my Lopez? They (JLo and Ben) might not like it either. East coast ma basera I take no 'panga' with east coast wala.. eh..!

Kaam-red, don't worry about your sobbin' and cryin' session.. hehe.. I'll take good care of that. I'll make sure we have enough stock of tissue paper, kleenex and kusume rumal. ehh.. But who's going to worry about my soon-to-be-karang-breaking-experience in the Jungle? Thank you for letting me know you are palwaan's daughter. At least I can go and order gaidako chaala ko kawach and a pair of hattichaap chappal. Did I tell you I am halwai ko chora? no? Do I know how to make 'jeri'? NOOOO!!

But I know how to 'ghwai khelaaing' my kaam-reds like 'jery'using my saam-daam-danda-bhed niti. hehe.. after all 'bal bhanda budhdhi thulo'. Now you watch out watch out kaam-red, hehe.. I might 'paha pachaaring' even your paalwan-chaap father using my budhdhi. hehe... you know, if only I had little more budhdhi, I wouldn't be fixing 'paani tanki'. Fixing paani tyanki is very technical. I need to use my brain power constantly. Needless to say Kalanki paani tyaanki pours 24/7.

Oh, you are very very tough. After all you are kaam-red -- tough, tougher and toughest. But will you have mercy on me by not killing elephants to prove your toughness? I can't eat elephants meat. grrrr...

Why dont' you ask you dad to provide us with 'raasan - paani' until we are vacationing in the Jungle, concieving new strageties to 'paha pacharing' iso king?

Kaam-red, don't ask for money-soney... I want my kaamred to be mentally and physically STRONG. You want designer sheena clothes, you go get yourself. Use your bournvita-powered-brain sometime, will ya? I don't mind if you want to come to the jungle in your b'day suit.hehehe.. Make sure you have your father's matrix sunglass with you for vivid.

Poonte dai bro, GI is my GI jane, and I am commandar. hehe... You wanna become a kaamred? make sure you bring our 'own' bhauju to the jungle. hehe. We can have a blast. And also bring Vodka and orange juice, and your 'sound system'... so that we can play Rock in the morning and techno in the evening.

Gham-boot sounds good to me.. hehe.. my jutta number is 10 btw. NYC ko china town ma paaucha ni khatara ko gham-booot. hehehe

(malai ta GI dekhera po darrr laagyo, hehe... martial arts ko guru jasto cha... dayummmm!! sounds like chyana the wrestler to me hehe)
Poonte Posted on 18-Jul-03 09:04 AM

eheheh..GUNA jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! Kya marra! malaai tyo nautanki mantri ko post man parena...opposition ma ghusnu paryo jasto chha...interview laai appointment paamna, baru! ani, ani...hajur ke pieeeeeee baksinchha? red ki black ki blue? (mero khappar...blue kina ghusauna paryaa hola? blue nai magnu bho bhane kyarni hola?... tyo red label ma potassium ali kataa halde hunchha ki?) eheheh

fellow kaam-reds! ghudaaaa faat! Saaaatark! Agaadi farki!

La, suna...ma aafain janmasidhha kaam-red...dhewaa maru...china town ma sale pani kahilai laagdaina...tesaile gamboot aek jor maatra kindinchhu...tei 10 number wala...arki chaai kalanki ko kaandh ma chadera hidnu...(tyo bajiiya ko kaan samaatera daayan/baanya garnu hai, baini?eheheh).

now, pachhadi farki! saaatark! godaaaaa chaal! aghhiiii bad! (jungle tira) ghaas-paraal-ghaas...ghaas-paraal-ghaas...
SITARA Posted on 23-Jul-03 10:20 AM

Nicker naam:

Suva Chintak-- a Wishing well...For men only???? :P

Phateko Kattu-- Battle worn but flying high!

Komal the softone-- Ducttape and plastic

CZAR--Cryptic morse code specialist

San-- ADAM (First man in Sajha)

NK--EVE (First woman in Sajha)

Bond 007-- XXX files

Arnico--Spin Dactar Chat

Nepe-- Hai Rabba!!!! ( can't go on! ;)

Kalanki-- GI JOE urf Tarzan brother of Phateko kattu!

GInterrupted-- GI JANE kaamred of the brother of Phateko kattu!

Oys-- Korak

Noname-- Phantom (of the Opera)

Pashim-- Huin Sung of S. E Asia

Najar-- Princess of the Carribeans

Bhunte-- Pirate of the Pacific

Echoes-- BATMAN

Isolated Freak-- His Majesty's Sthaayii GOVT.

Neural-- Master Braindrain

Poonte-- Peace Corp Kaam-red Body guard of GI Jane



ALL IN JEST!!!! :P








NK Posted on 23-Jul-03 10:43 AM

If I am EVE then,

Sitara: Brigid, the celtic goddess of inspiration (to numerous threads, poetry, and sometimes lashing), poetry (itself!), and much much more..

"...her inspiration was vital to the bards who called upon her freely..."

Just look at Nepe
:)
czar Posted on 23-Jul-03 12:26 PM

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suva chintak Posted on 23-Jul-03 01:31 PM

Ah Sitara jyu,
I have to protest here..my Well wishing is not just for men. It is for all: men, women, and anyone in between!

My struggles against all forms of discriminations based on race, color, sex, sexual preference, religion, region..and so on has been well known for a long time.

Hope you will change my title accordingly!

InJest
Bhunte Posted on 23-Jul-03 01:35 PM

Sitaraaaaaaa Tare Mam...

ke ho ma yeka bihanai oothera sajhapuri ma ke chha ta bhanera yeso niyalda ta mero ankhai tirmirayo ...ma pacific pirate re....

Ha Ha Ha .....
Feri bhana ta Ke re? Gabbar Singh....
Say it again...Pacific Pirate...
I didn't hear, can you say it loudly---Pacific BillGate

khoi khoi...Where is my sword? oops, tarwar bhanera jhikeko ta kalam po parechha...
Oh! my Sajha ship is full of treasures, full of sajhites....

Thanks for the complement
Tarai Tara!
KaleKrishna Posted on 23-Jul-03 10:24 PM

Hamara number Kab Ayega???????
KaLaNkIsThAn Posted on 23-Jul-03 10:47 PM

>>San-- ADAM (First man in Sajha)

>>NK--EVE (First woman in Sajha)

ahahhahh !! Ho Ho, thyakkai milaaaibakshing, sitz jyu le!

;)
phateko_kattu Posted on 23-Jul-03 11:00 PM

Kale Krishna ji ,
Aap to hindi bolte hai .Kya aap Nepal Sadbhawana Party ka hai ?
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Sitara ji le battle worn but flying high bhanera k bhanna khojnu bha ho kunni .bujhnai sakina ni .poetic words lai kripaya jharko namaani shansleshan garnus ta .
KaLaNkIsThAn Posted on 23-Jul-03 11:10 PM

haha, Katttu brooo (haldaar ho ki kyaa ho?)

I understood one word: BUTt!
;)

bholi dekhun kupre parera hinne bho kattu bho hehe!!
phateko_kattu Posted on 23-Jul-03 11:19 PM

Oho kalanki
maile post gareko 1 minute ma nai reply ?? mora jahile jahile ma log in hunchu tehi bela timi pani ??

ani
[bholi dekhun kupre parera hinne bho kattu bho hehe!! ]...bhaneko chahi k ni ?
KaleKrishna Posted on 23-Jul-03 11:53 PM

Hhan ta, Patheko Kattuji, Hamile pane madesh ko pratinidhi Gaelinu Paryo ne, Ke Kaso Hazur le nai Bhanelinu hos ta Hahn.
Nepe Posted on 24-Jul-03 03:43 PM

I thought to share with you something from the past. These improvised Haikus are from the archive of Sajha. Let's catch a mood from sajha's past.

- http://sajha.summitusa.com/openthread.cfm?threadid=3976

Jo chor
UssaiKo thulo swor
Haresh khaye, Baltimore
(I wish Naresh ji come back to Sajha !- Nepe)


Orkyo farkyo yeutai mantra
Ganatantra Ganatantra
Chup laag aba ta Nepe, Natra&


Paschim Boka, PremKa bhoka
Alakh bom, dhoka dhoka
DokaMa dudh duhera bhanchhan- Dhoka dhoka dhoka


Padhchhin Geeta, Lekhchhin Kabita
Gahra gahra tita tita
Manchhe mitha, Naam chaahi Namit(h)a


Bajan chha aakaar chhaina
Tap tap Top top, Ke ho ?
Aansu pani ho, Ashu pani ho.


Moti hoinan, moti janmaune sipi hun
Kahile kaahi lide dhipi hun
Kintu, Sabaika pyara HahooGP hun


He is a W-man of Sajha
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worker bee, witticism, walkathon, world- Biswo



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Nepe Posted on 24-Jul-03 03:52 PM

Some new (Haiku or Muktak).

I don't have to give the name of the posters..

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Debre lane laai aankhaa tardai
Dhulo udaaundai

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Bhaanti bhaant aarisey chhan
Diwana chhan taanti
Vinodpriyeta chhora yeen-ko
Poetry ta naati



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GP Posted on 24-Jul-03 09:32 PM

Nepe jyu,

Thank you for your kind words. I wish to meet you some day somewhere in the world, hopefully in Nepal.

Ek jyotish lai herauna jada bhanthe re ini "GP" aba paschim janchhan re? Sansar golo chha, baschu sudur purwa ma, jata gaye pani Paschim bhanera twakkai parechhan. Very soon sayonara to Japan (Just a month away). Aba moti kadhne din ayeko chhan, ....... dui char wota moti ta ramrai nikle aba chai hernu chha ........ Going Paschim from sudur Purwa................ I wanted to cross meditarian line i.e. go to
south or too north, ........... seem that dream will never be fulfilled. Herau Cipi lai
bujhne thau khojnu chha......... I wish I will not sink: chauta khan gayeki budhi
jhol ma dubi: Moti nikalna gako "GP", ............ dhichyu nahos............. Nepe
jyu ko moral support will probably rescue me.............. I wish to see more
real challenging pearls .................. in the days ahead.

GP